Okay, good. It's been 30 minutes. Normally you can expect me to have your specimen in the cabinet by now, but it's not there. I understand. You need more time. The thing is, we're kind of both solid today, and if we give you more time, that means some other people have less time, and we try and get people in and out of here as quick as possible, so... Can you speed it up a little bit? I know, I know, but everybody's different. It takes everybody a certain kind of... It's a weird environment. Can I? I'm just gonna come in, okay? Alright, sir. I... I know, I know it's... You need more time, but we really... We gotta get this going. So, can... I don't... In cases like yours, when you can't quite get there, us nurses sometimes help, we move the process along, if you will. We understand that this is such a non-sexy thing to do, and it's so hard to just get past that and do the task, and we want to help. We want... We want you and your wife to have success in this process, so here's what I'm gonna do. I don't want to contaminate the sample, so I'm... I'm not actually going to be touching you at all. I'm just gonna be touching myself, and you're gonna be touching yourself, and we're gonna get that sample out of you, and we're gonna get you out of here. Does that... Does that sound good? I'm sure... I'm sure if your wife is here, she would just want you to get it. She... I'm sure she would agree with me that we need to move this process along, so... Agreed? Good. I'm just going to plop myself down this chair. That's why there's two of them. There's a chair right in front of you, and just take off my scrubs. Mm-hmm. Lovely, aren't they? My breasts. I gotta say, I'm quite a big fan of them myself. I love to play with them. They're so soft, and they got a bit of stretch to them. My favorite thing I like to do is roll my nipples between my thumb and my pointer finger. And then just give it a little stretch. Let go, and then go to the next one. Do the same thing. I also like to just feel the weight of them in my hand. They're just so soft and just fun to play with. And you can see your hand twitching. You want to play with my breasts, don't you? I'm sure you do, but that's not what we're here for. I want you to stroke your cock for me. Will you do that? Will you stroke your cock for me while I play with myself in front of you? Good. Now do it. I can see that you're already much harder than you were when I came in. Are you a big boobs guy? Are you imagining me oiling up these breasts and letting you slide your dick in between them? Wrapping around your dick so you can fuck them? Is that what you're thinking about? Or are you wondering just how far I'll take this? Are you just getting to see my breasts or are you gonna see my pussy too? What do you think? I'll tell you, I'm very committed to my job. And I was able to write off my vibrator on my taxes. It's a work expense, so I keep it at work. I've got it right here. When I'm done playing with my breasts, that is, I'm having some fun. Would you like your mouth on them? Would you like to nipple on them and suck on my nipple? Look at them. They're practically begging for that. These nipples want your mouth. Like I said, time crunch. I'm just going to slip my hand in my pants. I'm wet. I can see you. Speeding up. You're enjoying this, aren't you? Your nurse putting on a show for you. These pants are coming off. I told you, I'm really dedicated to my job. You're getting the whole show here. You like to see my pussy? I like it too. That brings me so much pleasure to play with. Just rubbing my clit in my opening. Getting all my wetness everywhere. Giving you a nice wet show. It's working, isn't it? Time for my vibrator. I like to put it right on my clit and just play with my opening before going in. Just teasing myself. I'm in a bit of a hurry so I'm going to turn it up. It looks tasty. I wish I could be licking it right now. It's one of my favorite things to do. I love having a cock in my mouth while I'm touching myself. I'm going to have to insert a finger now. I'm so wet and swollen. I just wish I could be licking and kissing. Having a cock in my mouth always makes it easy for me to come. I don't know what it is about it. Two fingers now. I see some pregum. Are you going to come for me? I want you to come for me. I need to see that come. I'm not going to come if I don't see it. I'm so close. Please come in. Five, four, three, two, one. Come on, do it again. Fuck. All right. Good job. I say we did it in what? Just over ten minutes. Great. Well, you know where to put that. I'm just going to get dressed and get back to work. You have a lovely day.