Fucking keys, why won't you work?
What?
What do you mean?
Right, wrong house.
Shh, you like my neighbors.
Come on, let's- let's go and try my house this time.
I am so not drunk.
You're drunk, Mr. Drunk Face.
Yeah?
Okay, uh, tipsy.
Let's- let's agree we're tipsy.
Oh no, you're not driving home tonight.
Don't- don't even think about it.
Don't worry about a taxi.
You can crash here tonight.
Shh, the couch is comfy anyways.
No arguments.
Home sweet home, casa del mio.
Yeah, that sounded, uh, better in my head.
Anyway, come come.
Sit your butt down.
I have questions about tonight.
Yeah, what if it is an interrogation, motherfucker?
So, that woman who is dancing with you tonight.
Daisy dancing?
That woman who is grinding up against you like she was trying to put a fire out?
Yeah, her.
Well, come on then, details, please.
Oh, don't give me that nothing bullshit, man.
Uh-huh, I saw you two sneak off.
Oh, really?
When I was going to Lady's Room, I saw you just down the hallway up against the wall.
Uh-huh, her hands were all over you.
Yeah, it looked pretty mutual to me, judging by the pulls you had.
You were so hard, don't even try to deny it.
The way she was rubbing on your crotch.
Of course I fucking watched for a while, so what if I'm a nosy bitch?
It's been a while, okay?
So if I'm not getting any, I want to hear about other people who are.
What?
Oh my God, she nearly threw up on you not long after?
Fuck, why didn't I stick around to see that?
Oh, I bet that was a real boner killer.
She just left you hanging like that?
Oh, poor baby.
I bet you've been aching all evening.
What?
Now what?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I am not trying to tease you.
Why, is it working?
Well, I'm horny, you're horny.
I'm being serious.
Come on, you're hot.
Of course I thought about fucking you before.
No, it's okay.
It doesn't have to mean anything if we don't want it to.
Just think of it like we're doing each other a favor.
They'll kill two birds with one boner.
Just let me scoot a little closer and...
You like my hand there?
I won't lie.
I know we've been friends for ages, but I've always wondered what your cock would feel like.
Now it's getting all hard for me.
Look, if you don't want this, then tell me and we'll sleep it off and forget about it, okay?
But I get the feeling you like me rubbing you through your pants, yeah?
You're twitching for me and I haven't even taken your cock out yet.
Just relax.
Mmm.
Fuck.
Your lips.
You're such a good kisser.
Mmm.
Or maybe it's just the alcohol speaking.
I'm just going to hop over and straddle your lap.
Much better.
I need to feel that bulge against me.
Mmm.
Fuck yes, grinding against you.
Let me tell you a secret.
I'm not wearing any panties under this dress.
So what already?
Making a little mess of your pants?
Mmm.
Fuck, I need your cock.
Let me help you slide your pants off.
It looks even bigger through those boxers.
Sliding my hand up and down your shaft.
I'm going to enjoy riding it tonight.
Let's drop these.
Oh god, such a gorgeous cock.
Can I suck it, please?
Mmm.
Hold it for me while I run my tongue up and down that thick shaft.
Yeah, I'm glad you thought about it before.
Have you thought about my lips kissing up towards your head too?
Sweetie, you can twitch for me.
Twitch for me all you want.
I bet you've imagined filling my mouth, haven't you?
Is that some pre-cum just for me?
Tasty.
My tongue just swirling around the tip of your cock.
You taste so good.
I need you in my mouth right now.
You like my lips wrapped around your cock?
Don't be afraid to push into my mouth.
Please.
I want it so bad.
Oh no, you're not going to come at my mouth.
Not now anyways.
I need to sit on your cock first.
God, I fucking need it.
Help me take this dress off.
Can you unzip me?
Shit.
Your hand's all over my hips.
Careful or I'm just going to pounce on you and ride that cock all night.
There we go.
Don't look so shocked.
I told you I wasn't wearing any panties, didn't I?
Your hand's on my ass.
If you're going to squeeze my cheeks, do it properly.
Much better.
No.
Shut up and sit back.
No, we don't need any lube.
Just let me rub my pussy and spread some of those juices on your cock.
No need to waste any.
Are you ready?
All you need to do is make sure you keep that thing hard.
Fuck.
You know, so tight.
Slow.
I need to go slow to start.
Like that.
Stretch my cunt.
Fuck, you're so deep.
Hold it there.
You're going to make me clench around you.
Fuck, right there.
So good.
You can come inside me.
It's okay.
Please, please come inside me.
Yeah.
I'm...
Totally not bad for a tipsy guy.
Sorry, the tipsy guy with the beautiful cock.
You're still tipsy.
You're slurring your words, dude.
But seriously, thank you.
I needed that so badly.
Your cum is trickling out of me.
Let me see.
Tasty.
Maybe I'll let you cum in my mouth sometime, but...
It's late.
So I better head to bed.
Oh, no.
Where do you think you're going, mister?
No.
No.
Just because we fucked doesn't mean you're sleeping in my bed tonight.
It's the couch for you.
We'll have plenty of time to pick up where we left off tomorrow when we're fully sober.
If you want that.
Good night, sweetie.