1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Fucking keys, why won't you work? 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 What? 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 What do you mean? 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Right, wrong house. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Shh, you like my neighbors. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Come on, let's- let's go and try my house this time. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I am so not drunk. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 You're drunk, Mr. Drunk Face. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Yeah? 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Okay, uh, tipsy. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Let's- let's agree we're tipsy. 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Oh no, you're not driving home tonight. 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Don't- don't even think about it. 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Don't worry about a taxi. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 You can crash here tonight. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Shh, the couch is comfy anyways. 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 No arguments. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Home sweet home, casa del mio. 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Yeah, that sounded, uh, better in my head. 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Anyway, come come. 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Sit your butt down. 22 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I have questions about tonight. 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Yeah, what if it is an interrogation, motherfucker? 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,000 So, that woman who is dancing with you tonight. 25 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Daisy dancing? 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,000 That woman who is grinding up against you like she was trying to put a fire out? 27 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Yeah, her. 28 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Well, come on then, details, please. 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Oh, don't give me that nothing bullshit, man. 30 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Uh-huh, I saw you two sneak off. 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Oh, really? 32 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,000 When I was going to Lady's Room, I saw you just down the hallway up against the wall. 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Uh-huh, her hands were all over you. 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Yeah, it looked pretty mutual to me, judging by the pulls you had. 35 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000 You were so hard, don't even try to deny it. 36 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 The way she was rubbing on your crotch. 37 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Of course I fucking watched for a while, so what if I'm a nosy bitch? 38 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 It's been a while, okay? 39 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,000 So if I'm not getting any, I want to hear about other people who are. 40 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 What? 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Oh my God, she nearly threw up on you not long after? 42 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Fuck, why didn't I stick around to see that? 43 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Oh, I bet that was a real boner killer. 44 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 She just left you hanging like that? 45 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Oh, poor baby. 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I bet you've been aching all evening. 47 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What? 48 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Now what? 49 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Why are you looking at me like that? 50 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 I am not trying to tease you. 51 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Why, is it working? 52 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Well, I'm horny, you're horny. 53 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I'm being serious. 54 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Come on, you're hot. 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Of course I thought about fucking you before. 56 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 No, it's okay. 57 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 It doesn't have to mean anything if we don't want it to. 58 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Just think of it like we're doing each other a favor. 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 They'll kill two birds with one boner. 60 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Just let me scoot a little closer and... 61 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 You like my hand there? 62 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I won't lie. 63 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I know we've been friends for ages, but I've always wondered what your cock would feel like. 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Now it's getting all hard for me. 65 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Look, if you don't want this, then tell me and we'll sleep it off and forget about it, okay? 66 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:57,000 But I get the feeling you like me rubbing you through your pants, yeah? 67 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 You're twitching for me and I haven't even taken your cock out yet. 68 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Just relax. 69 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Mmm. 70 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Fuck. 71 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Your lips. 72 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 You're such a good kisser. 73 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Mmm. 74 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Or maybe it's just the alcohol speaking. 75 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I'm just going to hop over and straddle your lap. 76 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Much better. 77 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I need to feel that bulge against me. 78 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Mmm. 79 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Fuck yes, grinding against you. 80 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Let me tell you a secret. 81 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:02,000 I'm not wearing any panties under this dress. 82 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 So what already? 83 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Making a little mess of your pants? 84 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Mmm. 85 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Fuck, I need your cock. 86 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Let me help you slide your pants off. 87 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:33,000 It looks even bigger through those boxers. 88 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Sliding my hand up and down your shaft. 89 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,000 I'm going to enjoy riding it tonight. 90 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Let's drop these. 91 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Oh god, such a gorgeous cock. 92 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Can I suck it, please? 93 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Mmm. 94 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Hold it for me while I run my tongue up and down that thick shaft. 95 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yeah, I'm glad you thought about it before. 96 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Have you thought about my lips kissing up towards your head too? 97 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Sweetie, you can twitch for me. 98 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Twitch for me all you want. 99 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:47,000 I bet you've imagined filling my mouth, haven't you? 100 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Is that some pre-cum just for me? 101 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Tasty. 102 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:09,000 My tongue just swirling around the tip of your cock. 103 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 You taste so good. 104 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I need you in my mouth right now. 105 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:42,000 You like my lips wrapped around your cock? 106 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Don't be afraid to push into my mouth. 107 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Please. 108 00:07:49,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I want it so bad. 109 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Oh no, you're not going to come at my mouth. 110 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Not now anyways. 111 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I need to sit on your cock first. 112 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 God, I fucking need it. 113 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Help me take this dress off. 114 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Can you unzip me? 115 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Shit. 116 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Your hand's all over my hips. 117 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Careful or I'm just going to pounce on you and ride that cock all night. 118 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 There we go. 119 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Don't look so shocked. 120 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I told you I wasn't wearing any panties, didn't I? 121 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Your hand's on my ass. 122 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:06,000 If you're going to squeeze my cheeks, do it properly. 123 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Much better. 124 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 No. 125 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Shut up and sit back. 126 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 No, we don't need any lube. 127 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Just let me rub my pussy and spread some of those juices on your cock. 128 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:34,000 No need to waste any. 129 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Are you ready? 130 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:43,000 All you need to do is make sure you keep that thing hard. 131 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Fuck. 132 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 You know, so tight. 133 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Slow. 134 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I need to go slow to start. 135 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Like that. 136 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Stretch my cunt. 137 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Fuck, you're so deep. 138 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Hold it there. 139 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:17,000 You're going to make me clench around you. 140 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Fuck, right there. 141 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,000 So good. 142 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 You can come inside me. 143 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 It's okay. 144 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Please, please come inside me. 145 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Yeah. 146 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:58,000 I'm... 147 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Totally not bad for a tipsy guy. 148 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Sorry, the tipsy guy with the beautiful cock. 149 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 You're still tipsy. 150 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,000 You're slurring your words, dude. 151 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 But seriously, thank you. 152 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 I needed that so badly. 153 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Your cum is trickling out of me. 154 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Let me see. 155 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Tasty. 156 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Maybe I'll let you cum in my mouth sometime, but... 157 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 It's late. 158 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 So I better head to bed. 159 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Oh, no. 160 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Where do you think you're going, mister? 161 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 No. 162 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 No. 163 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Just because we fucked doesn't mean you're sleeping in my bed tonight. 164 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 It's the couch for you. 165 00:11:52,000 --> 00:12:00,000 We'll have plenty of time to pick up where we left off tomorrow when we're fully sober. 166 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 If you want that. 167 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Good night, sweetie.