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Meow. Hi Professor. Did I startle you? You didn't hear me come in. That's because I'm very quiet. You know me. I'm always thinking about.

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No. I wasn't coming in here to bother you. Your room simply has the best view of the birds. You know how I like to watch them.

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Yeah. I'll be over here. I'll be quiet. I promise. I'm just watching the birds.

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What? They just look like they're having so much fun out there. I want to go play with them.

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Would you let me go play with them? I would never. No. I would never hurt them. I just want to play.

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No. I'm not mad at you. If you won't let me play with the birds, can I join you over there?

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I'm a little lonely. I know you have your class, but it's still soon. The students won't even notice me. I'll be quiet. You know how quiet I can be.

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They can be so quiet. They won't even hear. I'll just sit right on your lap. I'll be a little lap cat girl. Do you want that, Professor? Can I be your little lap cat?

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No? Please? No? Won't be so good? No? No? How can you say no to me? I'm cute. Come on. No? Come on. No? I miss you.

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If you won't let me outside to play with the birds, it's only fair. Mew? Mew? See? See? I'll just... Mew? Mew? Have fun in here.

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Right onto your lap. They won't see me. No? If I keep my head like this? I'm just out of frame. You can even pet me. Mew? Do you want to pet me? Mew?

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I'd really like it if you'd pet me. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Yeah. Right there. Mew? Mew?

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Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? I'm being good. Mew? See? Mew? Mew? I'm so quiet. I'm so quiet. Mew?

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You're just so good at petting me. Mew? Mew?

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Mew? Has class started? Okay. I'm quiet. Mew?

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Thank you. Thank you right there. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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What? Mew? Mew? Mew? I'm not rubbing my face against anything. No. I'm a professor. That would be naughty. I'm not naughty. Mew?

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I'm a good little kitten, aren't I? Mew? I'm good. Mew? Mew? I'm not doing anything. No. Mew? Mew? You're just petting me and teaching your students.

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You're being very, very good. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Thank you. That's exactly what I needed.

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More pets, please. Mew? Mew? Mew? Of course I want more pets. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Many more pets, please.

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I'll be a good kitty now, I promise.

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I'll be a good kitty now, I promise.

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I'll be a good kitty now, I promise.

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I'll be a good kitty now, I promise.