Meow? Hi Professor. Did I startle you? You didn't hear me come in? That's because I'm very quiet. You know me. I'm always Lincoln about.
No, I wasn't coming in here to bother you. Your room simply has the best view of the birds. You know how I like to watch them.
Yeah, I'll be over here. I'll be quiet. I promise. I'm just watching the birds.
What? They just look like they're having so much fun out there. I want to go play with them.
Would you let me go play with them? I would never. No, I would never hurt them. I just want to play.
No, I'm not mad at you.
If you won't let me play with the birds, can I join you over there? I'm a little lonely.
Yeah, I know you have your class, but it's still soon. Yeah, the students won't even notice me. I'll be quiet. You know how quiet I can be.
They can be so quiet. They won't even hear. I'll just sit right on your lap. I'll be a little lap cat girl. Do you want that, Professor? Can I be your little lap cat?
No? Please? No? Won't be so good? No? No? How can you say no to me? I'm cute. Come on. No? Come on. No? I miss you.
If you won't let me outside to play with the birds, it's only fair. Mew? Mew? See? See? I'll just... Mew? Mew.
Come up on here. Right onto your lap. They won't see me. No? If I keep my head like this? I'm just out of frame. You can even pet me. Do you want to pet me?
Do you like it if you pet me? Mew? Mew? Mew? Yeah. Right there. Mew? Mew? Mew?
Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? I'm being good. Mew? See? Mew? Mew? I'm so quiet. I'm so quiet. Mew?
You're just so good at petting me. Mew? Mew?
Mew? Has class started? Okay. I'm quiet. Mew?
Thank you. Thank you. Right there. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?
What? Mew? Mew? Mew? I'm not rubbing my face against anything. No. No, Professor, that would be naughty. I'm not naughty. Mew? Mew?
I'm a good little kitten, aren't I? Mew? Mew? I'm good. Mew? Mew? I'm not doing anything. No. Mew? Mew? You're just petting me and teaching your students.
You're being very, very good. Mew? Mew? I think it's you who's being naughty, Professor. Mew? Mew? Mew? I think it's you.
I can feel a bulge in your pants. Mew? Mew? Yes, I can, Professor. Mew? Mew? Mew? Don't look at me like that. Mew?
I know you can't see anything because your students are watching, but they can't hear me and they can't see me. Mew?
So I can do whatever I want and you have to stay there. Mew? Mew? Yes. Yes, Professor. I lied. I'm not going to be a good kitty.
No, I'm not. Why do you even believe me? Mew? I've given you no reason to trust me in the past. I've been so naughty before. Mew?
Don't stop petting me now, please. Mew? Thank you. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?
Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?
Yes, sir. I need your caulk in my mouth. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?
I know that's what you want, too. Mew? You just can't say it. Mew? Mew? No, you can't say it, so I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
Just... Mew? Mew? There we go. Mew? Mew? Mew? Just like I felt. Mew? Professor's naughty. Mew? Mew?
You're here getting hard on your Zoom call with your students, with your little cat girl on your lap. Mew? Naughty, naughty professor.
Mew? What do you think's gonna happen now, Mew? You don't need to guess.
Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?
Careful there, professor. Don't let your students see. Mew? Mew? Mew?
This is... Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Exactly. Mew? What do I need it for? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?
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Do you think your students are gonna see when you come?
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Any more pets please
I'll be a good
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