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Meow? Hi Professor. Did I startle you? You didn't hear me come in? That's because I'm very quiet. You know me. I'm always Lincoln about.

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No, I wasn't coming in here to bother you. Your room simply has the best view of the birds. You know how I like to watch them.

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Yeah, I'll be over here. I'll be quiet. I promise. I'm just watching the birds.

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What? They just look like they're having so much fun out there. I want to go play with them.

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Would you let me go play with them? I would never. No, I would never hurt them. I just want to play.

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No, I'm not mad at you.

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If you won't let me play with the birds, can I join you over there? I'm a little lonely.

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Yeah, I know you have your class, but it's still soon. Yeah, the students won't even notice me. I'll be quiet. You know how quiet I can be.

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They can be so quiet. They won't even hear. I'll just sit right on your lap. I'll be a little lap cat girl. Do you want that, Professor? Can I be your little lap cat?

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No? Please? No? Won't be so good? No? No? How can you say no to me? I'm cute. Come on. No? Come on. No? I miss you.

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If you won't let me outside to play with the birds, it's only fair. Mew? Mew? See? See? I'll just... Mew? Mew.

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Come up on here. Right onto your lap. They won't see me. No? If I keep my head like this? I'm just out of frame. You can even pet me. Do you want to pet me?

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Do you like it if you pet me? Mew? Mew? Mew? Yeah. Right there. Mew? Mew? Mew?

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Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? I'm being good. Mew? See? Mew? Mew? I'm so quiet. I'm so quiet. Mew?

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You're just so good at petting me. Mew? Mew?

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Mew? Has class started? Okay. I'm quiet. Mew?

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Thank you. Thank you. Right there. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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What? Mew? Mew? Mew? I'm not rubbing my face against anything. No. No, Professor, that would be naughty. I'm not naughty. Mew? Mew?

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I'm a good little kitten, aren't I? Mew? Mew? I'm good. Mew? Mew? I'm not doing anything. No. Mew? Mew? You're just petting me and teaching your students.

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You're being very, very good. Mew? Mew? I think it's you who's being naughty, Professor. Mew? Mew? Mew? I think it's you.

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I can feel a bulge in your pants. Mew? Mew? Yes, I can, Professor. Mew? Mew? Mew? Don't look at me like that. Mew?

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I know you can't see anything because your students are watching, but they can't hear me and they can't see me. Mew?

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So I can do whatever I want and you have to stay there. Mew? Mew? Yes. Yes, Professor. I lied. I'm not going to be a good kitty.

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No, I'm not. Why do you even believe me? Mew? I've given you no reason to trust me in the past. I've been so naughty before. Mew?

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Don't stop petting me now, please. Mew? Thank you. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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Yes, sir. I need your caulk in my mouth. Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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I know that's what you want, too. Mew? You just can't say it. Mew? Mew? No, you can't say it, so I'll take care of it. Don't worry.

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Just... Mew? Mew? There we go. Mew? Mew? Mew? Just like I felt. Mew? Professor's naughty. Mew? Mew?

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You're here getting hard on your Zoom call with your students, with your little cat girl on your lap. Mew? Naughty, naughty professor.

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Mew? What do you think's gonna happen now, Mew? You don't need to guess.

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Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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Careful there, professor. Don't let your students see. Mew? Mew? Mew?

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This is... Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Exactly. Mew? What do I need it for? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew? Mew?

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Oh

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Oh

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Yeah

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Oh

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Do you think your students are gonna see when you come?

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Oh

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Oh

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Oh

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Any more pets please

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I'll be a good

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Oh

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Oh