Hello?
It's G, your local GWA sales group representative.
We met at the mommy group last Tuesday.
Hello?
Oh!
Is your wife home?
We talked last Tuesday about an exciting opportunity I had for her.
Oh shoot, she's not.
She just stepped out.
That's odd.
I thought we had set this time up specifically unless I messed it up.
What month is it?
Oh shoot.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I would like to come inside.
It's actually gotten really hot out here.
Wow.
Your house is beautiful.
Knowing your wife, I should have expected that.
I can see her touches everywhere.
Is that your kitchen?
Do you mind if I...
There it is.
The soapstone countertops.
I overheard her talking about these.
They're even more beautiful than I imagined they would be.
When my husband and I were redoing ours, I really wanted soapstone, but we ended up with
landmines.
I was like, oh my gosh.
You know, cheaper, but I won't even tell you what I'd give to make Saturday breakfast
in this kitchen.
Oh, sorry.
I drifted off there.
Is that lemonade set up?
That must be for her and me.
I thought I got the time right, but for a while there, I was doubting myself.
So when did you say your wife would be back?
She didn't say.
Okay.
She just had an errand and left.
She can't have forgotten about me, could she?
I mean, she set the table with lemonade and cookies, unless it's not always like that,
is it?
I didn't think so, but I mean, I wouldn't put a pastor.
She's always bringing food and scheduling the group and she's always so together.
And I just, it wouldn't be like her to forget about our appointment.
Well, I guess, do you, do you mind if I wait here for her?
She, she really has to be back soon.
Thank you.
All right.
So I'll just get all my materials together.
Oh, oh, you're going to keep me company.
That's, that's really sweet.
But you know, I, I'm fine.
You want to be my guest?
Actually I'm your guest.
So would that make you also your own guests?
Well, actually, since you're here, would you mind listening to my pitch?
Really?
Okay.
Great.
So I am an independent sales representative for the lifestyle company, GWA.
I am practically my own boss.
I set my own hours and I have entire control about what I earn each quarter.
And I want to extend to you the same exciting and life-changing opportunity.
Why are you looking at my chest?
Is it?
It's in my shirt.
I knew it was too loud, but my upline told me that it was her ticket to success.
But here, I'll just, I'll just take it off so you can concentrate on my pitch.
All right, there, and I'll be more comfortable in just the candy anyways.
So being a sales representative is not just about selling the products.
We are also a family of strong independent boss babes.
I have over a dozen women directly over me at any given time, mentoring me and pushing
me to exceed my own expectations.
I'm sorry.
Is something still distracting about my pitch?
You're still looking at my chest.
Oh God, tell me the truth.
Can you see my nipples?
Damn it.
It was okay with the blouse, but it's just my cami.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'll go.
I'll go.
Just can you tell your wife I'm sorry?
And now I'm barging into you.
You're built like a brick wall.
You don't want me to leave?
Really?
I feel like I've made an ass out of myself enough.
I think I really should just go.
You know what I want?
I really don't think you do.
So could you please just move so I can leave?
Sir, please.
I really don't want your wife to come home and see you pressing me against the wall.
I will never get her on my downline after that.
Of course that's what I want.
I told you I am desperate to have a woman under me.
My own downline.
What do you mean she was never going to join?
She seemed so interesting when I brought it up.
You know someone who would?
Who?
Tell me.
Multiple women?
Give me their contacts.
A treat?
I have nothing to give you.
I have all of this.
My tits?
You want to see them?
You'll give me a contact if I show you them.
Agreed.
See?
There you go.
What do you think?
Nice, huh?
You're so soft.
Do you think you want to touch them?
First, a treat.
I get another contact if I let you touch them.
Pleasure doing business with you, sir.
Your hands are big.
You know, my breasts are one of the things I have over your wife.
We had one of those free the nipple events and I had a peek and I don't like my breasts.
I bet you do too.
So tell me, does your wife suck your dick?
No?
Care for another treat?
Well, you already look like you're pretty hard, so let me just get you past it.
You are hard.
Your dick is practically out of your boxers, so let me help.
There you go.
So we're agreed?
Low job for another night?
Good.
I've forgotten how much I love this.
And your dick is positively glorious.
Seriously, if dicks had beauty pageants, yours would win.
Okay, now I'll let you shine.
Wait, wait, wait.
Please just one last trade.
I need your cockameen.
Please it's been so long since I've had one like this.
Deal?
But but not here.
Can we go back to the kitchen?
I just I really want to get fucked over that counter.
Oh, wow, you're really into this.
Oh, wow.
That's better than I imagined when you were in my mouth.
I'm just going to reach down it.
Touch myself.
Does your wife let you do this?
You're as hard as you want to the counter.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what?
What?
One last trade.
All the names on your list.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Deal.
I want to feel you come to me.
Please, please, please.
Come to me.
Come to me and I'll come to you.
Please.
Please do it.
Please.
I need to come.
Please.
Please.
Please.
No.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
Okay.
This honestly went better than I thought.
So can I get those contacts?
Thank you.
Wow.
There's got to be like 20 names in here.
I hope for all these women that they're excited for an opportunity under me.
Thanks again, sir.
Oh, no.
Don't worry about telling your wife I stopped by.
Looks like I didn't need her after all.
Thanks.