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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, how would we accomplish that? Your

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pussy, it still comes, right? I mean, unless you've been faking it the whole three years

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we've been together, which in that case, I'd be both pissed and the first to nominate you

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for an Oscar or at the very least an AVN award, then no, no, no. Who says you or I have to

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have a strap to breed? Is there a law among us lesbians that I know nothing of? Illogical,

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is it? Well, you're completely wrong, baby doll. It's plenty logical. Oh, oh, yes. I,

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I will do more than indulge you with my scientific prowess, sweetheart. You're all ears? Good.

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Okay, babe, just hear me out. Tribbreeding. Hey, hey, no laughing. No, no laughing during

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my presentation unless you want to sleep on that couch, smartass. Okay, that's what I

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thought. So, tribbreeding. One more giggle out of you and anyway, the basic principles

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are still in play. A cock can come, but so too does a pussy and it can even projectile

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come if one knows the lay of the land well enough. So, all we need is for you to climb

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on top of me and fuck my pussy with your pussy and then, hey. Yes. And you get another pillow

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swap for every snarky comment you dare interject in my TED talk. Okay? You better behave. Anyway,

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like I was saying, then we just let gravity take effect. I mean, everything up does come

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down in this sense. It's literal. So, your pussy literally has to come down on mine and

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that cum has to go somewhere, right? Right? Right? I see your face. Genius. Genius, isn't

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it? Well, of course, you never thought about it like that. It's part of the hetero agenda

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to keep us rainbow lovers in perpetual heteronormative purgatory. Yes. Yes. Yes. I did warn you.

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More swats. And yes, the hetero agenda to undermine traditional suffix sex. Of course.

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Of course they want to use phallic shaped toys that give some ammo to try and poke holes

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at our sexuality. Fine. Fine. Keep laughing. Okay? Keep laughing. But you know I'm right

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about my breeding theory and their agenda. You're absolutely right. One does have the

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scientific responsibility to test one's theories. So, someone's an eager little test subject

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now, huh? Okay, baby. Oh, your lips feel so good. Well, yes. Well, there are some variables

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that can be applied like me getting wet enough that my pussy flowers open because fuck like

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Einstein once said, clothes, pussies don't get fed. Shut up. No, no, no. He totally did.

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He told he, um, you know, I'll show you the quote later. Just fuck. Yeah, I keep kissing

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my collarbone like that. I love it when you trace your tongue along it. Yeah, you just

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keep kissing my body like that and those petals are going to fall away fast. My love. What?

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You don't like my pussy as a flower analogy? Okay. Okay. I'll just, I'll stop if you keep

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going. Yeah. Okay. Fuck yeah. Like that, baby. Just kiss up my thighs. Your hollies feel

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so goddamn good. You know that, beautiful? My beautiful sexy girl. I can't fucking wait

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for you to fill me up with all that cum from that gorgeous cunt. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh my

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God. Your mouth. Yes, your mouth. God. Yes, baby. Just like that. Shit. Shit. And I'm

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already so damn wet. Your tongue. Fuck. Your lips. God. Only you could turn my pussy into

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a waterfall in mere seconds. Fuck. Keep going. Keep fucking going. Yes. Like that clip, baby.

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It doesn't suck. It's so fucking good. Please. No, please. Please. Baby, sweetheart, I need

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your fingers. Please. I need, I need to feel you in me. Please. Yes. Yes. Just. Oh, that's

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perfect. Just start with two. Shit. Just like that. Just like that, baby girl. Can you kiss

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me again, please? I love your mouth. I need your fingers. Fuck. You're so fucking hot.

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You're so sexy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Keep fingering me like that. My cut is so desperate for your

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fingers. Yes. My cut. This cut. You're going to braid with the, what? The sea of yours.

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Oh my God. Are you soaked, baby? Is my sexy girl excited to put my theory into practice?

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Fuck. Do you feel how needy I am for you? Oh, my walls just swallow your fingers.

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Yeah, why would I use a toy when you could just be inside me, baby? Your flesh inside me,

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against me, beneath me, on top of me. Yeah, that's exactly why I never wanted a strap.

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I would just get in the way of us. Yes, it's attached to you, but there's nothing that comes

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to fucking close to how that pussy makes me feel when you're fucking me. Nothing. No, nothing.

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Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Okay, baby. You got to start fucking me now. Please. I need your pussy on me.

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I need you on me. Please. Yes, slide those fingers out. Can I taste them, please? Yeah.

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Yeah. It always tastes good, but taste. You look incredible coming off of you.

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And look at that. Those fingers made my pussy even more eager. I can feel the gaping and

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contracting. Baby, please. She needs your cum inside her. Can't you see how she's banging

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to be filled up? Please. Fuck me, baby. Fuck my hungry needy hole with your perfect pussy

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until you fill me up and overflow my hole. Fuck. Fuck me like that. Yes. Your pussy.

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Are you fucking kidding me? How are you so goddamn good at this? Yes. We're never getting a strap.

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Never, ever, ever. Never, baby. Yeah. Grab my tits just like that. Yes. Yes. Don't stop.

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Don't stop. Don't stop, baby. No. Don't stop fucking me. No. On my nipples. Don't stop

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teasing my nipples with your teeth, please. Look at me. Look at me. Yeah. God, you're so fucking

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beautiful like this. Your perfect body, all hot and sweaty, gets me draped over mine in these

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delicious tits. Don't sing for me. God, our pussy's the sound of our pussies making love.

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Fuck, baby. I'm gonna lose control. Yeah, you can't take much more. Fuck. You're the hottest

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sensory load ever. Please, please just fucking come and sign me, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that.

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Just like that. Fuck. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't you fucking stop. I need it. I need you in me.

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I need you. Come in me. Please fuck. Read my pussy with your pussy, baby. Show me. Show me

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why I don't need a cot. Oh, show me how that perfect fucking cunt of yours can do the job.

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Just as good. You can do it fucking better. Fuck, yes. Come and sign. Come and sign my needy.

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Oh, pussy, get it. Knock me up, you sexy. God. Fuck. Yeah. So how was that?

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My brilliant theory pans out, does it? I told you so. Yes, and all we needed was to really,

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really whip pussy's in gravity, which means my scientific prowess went over the insidious

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hetero agenda. We should go and form the Soviet consul of our discovery.

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Yeah, this could be noble prize worthy, baby. Baby. Come on. I warned you. More sluts would

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come if you keep that up. I'm just as good as those other big brain noble laureates.

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Yes. Thank you for agreeing. You always see it my way, eventually. Even comes with a few pillow

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swabs. Somebody has to keep you in line. Now, should we start picking out names first or

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redecorate in the guest room? What do you mean for the baby? Of course, you did just come in me. So

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Oh, what do you mean? That's not how it works. Okay, babe, just hear me out.