1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,520 So, tonight I have something, um, very silly, very little silly idea that I want to do. 2 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:16,800 And it is a, uh, hysterical, uh, knock-knock joke reading. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:28,000 I'm taking off my underpants, and I'm going to read nut-knock jokes, um, while I'm 4 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,760 reading. Okay? Does that sound good to you? I hope it does, because you clicked on this, 5 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:45,920 so. Alright. Let's see. I've got my vibrator on. I don't know, uh, if I want to just, like, 6 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:56,960 come as quick as possible here, because that means it's over. Okay. Uh, knock-knock. Who's 7 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:05,360 there? Water. Water who? What are you asking so many questions for? Just open up. That's bad. 8 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:14,640 Okay. Oh, knock-knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse. Oh, 9 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:24,400 so bad. So bad. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange-ian let me in. Yeah, 10 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:30,480 that's bad too. I am so curious if there will be any good knock-knock jokes on this list. Okay. 11 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:43,120 Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock-knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock-knock. Who's there? 12 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:50,240 Banana. Knock-knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana. 13 00:01:50,240 --> 00:02:00,320 Uh, knock-knock. Who's there? An interrupting cow. An interrupt moo. That's a problem. This is 14 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:11,680 better as a two person endeavor. So, uh, okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? 15 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:21,440 Theodore wasn't open so I knocked. Oh, wow. Okay. That was a good one. That made me laugh a little 16 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:29,680 bit. Knock-knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk you pack the suitcase. Ooh. 17 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:36,000 Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Where do you think you're going? 18 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:45,360 Oh, okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell I've been knocking forever. 19 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,640 Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes. Oh, he's open. 20 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:02,320 Knock-knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel. That's why I knocked. 21 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:09,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Please open the door. 22 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:17,600 Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? I cream you. 23 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:24,480 Sorry, that's my own joke. That's my own porn related joke. But the real joke is, uh, 24 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:34,000 ice cream so you can hear me whenever I cream you. That's better. That's better. Okay. Knock-knock. 25 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:42,640 Who's there? Canoo. Canoo who? Canoo come out now? Oh god, that's not good. Okay. Knock-knock. 26 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:52,160 Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help opening the door. Knock-knock. Who's there? 27 00:03:52,160 --> 00:04:00,640 Doesn't who? Doesn't anyone let me in? Knock-knock. Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Electricity bus. 28 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:07,760 Oh, that's bad. Oh no. Knock-knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? I love you so much. 29 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:18,240 Now I gotta tag this with albums. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, it's to whom? 30 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:28,320 Oh. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts. Okay. 31 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,840 Knock-knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. 32 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:54,400 Knock-knock. Who's there? You can. You can who? You can say that again. Knock-knock. Who's there? 33 00:04:54,400 --> 00:05:05,280 Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance? Knock-knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears. 34 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:14,800 Another knock-knock joke for you? God. Knock-knock. Who's there? Kanga. Actually it's Kangaroo. I don't... 35 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:30,160 Okay. Sure. All right, whatever. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for the people. 36 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:46,720 I'll find out. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you sound cuckoo. Knock-knock. 37 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:53,680 Who's there? Mickey. Mickey who? Mickey doesn't work. Can you let me in? What? I don't get that. 38 00:05:53,680 --> 00:06:11,200 What? What? Mickey doesn't work. Mikey? Oh, Mikey. Okay. Sure. Oh, Mikey. Okay. Oh no. Okay. Knock-knock. 39 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:25,840 Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door. Okay. Okay. Oh no. I lost my page. 40 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:33,840 Oh no. I lost my page. Okay. Let's scroll back down. This would be a lot more fun if you were 41 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:44,400 fucking me while I read these. Just saying. Could go down on me. I could cover my fingers 42 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:56,160 while I read them. I would make it easier. Okay. Let's see where I am. Fuck. Okay. Okay. Let's see. 43 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:14,240 Oh god. I need something. Cuckoo. Mikey. Howl. Yeah. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Yeah. Yeah. 44 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:26,720 Who? Yippee. Sure. Knock-knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a deer and get the door for 45 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:45,040 me. That's cute. Knock-knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use this joke will never be funny. 46 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:51,200 Yeah. Knock-knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you in there. 47 00:07:51,200 --> 00:08:05,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plane later just opened up. Knock-knock. Who's there? 48 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:14,160 I heard. I heard who? I heard you were coming over. I heard you were coming home so I came over. 49 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:24,160 Knock-knock. Who's there? CD. CD who? CD person knocking on the door. 50 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:34,640 Knock-knock. Who's there? A door. A door who? A door is between us so open up. 51 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:50,480 Knock-knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking on the door. Knock-knock. Who's there? 52 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:58,480 Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle not working. Knock-knock. Who's there? 53 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:12,720 It's cold. It's cold who? It's cold outside. Let me in. Knock-knock. Who's there? 54 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:27,680 Little old lady. Little old lady who? Hey, I didn't know you could be a huddle. Uh-huh. Okay, sure. 55 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:31,680 Okay. 56 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:43,120 Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo choo-choo. 57 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:57,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatchoo. Bless you. Oh god. Knock-knock. Who's there? 58 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:10,000 No. None of your business. Uh-huh. Five more. Knock-knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? 59 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:18,640 Annie buddy who? Knock-knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo-hoo. Don't cry. It's just a joke. 60 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,600 I'm gonna go through these paths. Knock-knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, whoo. Wait. 61 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:35,840 Oh. W-H-O-U. No. W-H-O-U. W-H-O-Who is how that's spelled. Knock-knock. Who's there? Lettuce. 62 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:42,400 Lettuce who? Lettuce in. It's cold out here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Cows go. 63 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:50,880 Cows go who? No silly. Cows go moo. Knock-knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who? That's right. 64 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:56,480 That's right. Thank god. Thank god that's over. Okay. I'm gonna turn my vibrator down. 65 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:16,800 Oh. Oh. Fuck. Yeah. That's better. That's a lot better. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm gonna get my toy too. 66 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:25,280 Oh. All right. Now I can enjoy myself. Oh my goodness. 67 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,280 Oh my goodness. 68 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:55,280 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh fuck. Uh-huh. Oh fuck. 69 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:15,280 Uh-huh. There we go. Oh. I'm just fucking myself with my toy. 70 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:39,280 Fuck. I've got my vibrator. Fuck. Uh-huh. So did you like listening to me tell jokes while I'm 71 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:55,280 doing the thing that you like? You like to hear me suffer with terrible jokes? Uh-huh. 72 00:12:55,280 --> 00:13:07,280 It would have been much more fun if you could have run down on me when I said that. 73 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:17,280 Feeling you laughing through my thighs would be very fun. Very, very fun. 74 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:29,280 Uh, creeping onto my hips, burying your face in my pussy when I say a particularly terrible one. 75 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:35,280 Because you're smiling and you don't want me to see. 76 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:51,280 Because you secretly like it when I'm silly like this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 77 00:13:51,280 --> 00:14:13,280 Uh-huh. Does he like to see me happy? I'm very happy when I'm being silly. Who isn't? Uh-huh. 78 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:33,280 Uh-huh. Yeah, that feels good. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 79 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:49,280 I bet you'd love to bury your face and see my thighs and hear me laughing. Not from you obviously. 80 00:14:49,280 --> 00:15:03,280 It's something other silly thing I'm doing. I'm laughing and trying to get away from your mouth. 81 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:11,280 And you keep me right there. Because you know that's what I want. Uh-huh. I want you back with me. 82 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:23,280 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to grab my hips tight. 83 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:39,280 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Make sure I can't move away. Uh-huh. 84 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:47,280 That's why I'm distracting myself with something else. I may accidentally try to slip away from you. 85 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:57,280 But I really don't want to slip away from your mouth. I want to stay right there with you giving me all the pleasure you can. 86 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:21,280 Uh-huh. Yeah, just like that. Uh-huh. 87 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:39,280 And after we tell all the jokes, I take your hand and I'd hold it. Oh, I'd hold it to my pussy. Uh-huh. 88 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:59,280 Right where I want you. Right where I want you to stay. So you can make me come over your face. 89 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:15,280 I want to come over your face. I want to come over your face. 90 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:35,280 Holding you tight to me. Would you like that? Would you like a vacuum on your face? 91 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:51,280 Uh-huh. Tell me you like that. Tell me you want that. Tell me you need that. 92 00:17:51,280 --> 00:18:07,280 Yeah, you need that. I want to give you what you need then. I really do. 93 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:35,280 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Just like that. 94 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:47,280 Just like that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Fuck. Yes. Please. Please. Please. 95 00:18:47,280 --> 00:19:16,280 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh. 96 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:23,280 No. 97 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:32,280 Did this audio started with me reading bad knock-knock jokes? 98 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:46,280 Have fun. Should we see if I can find some good jokes? Let's see. Google, get me some jokes, please. 99 00:19:46,280 --> 00:20:06,280 Let's look at best knock-knock jokes. Oh, no. I was just... Oh, flirty knock-knock jokes. Oh, my gosh. 100 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:20,280 Let's see. Knock-knock. Sorry. Knock-knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? When do you think we can go on a date? 101 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd. Who? A herd. You like girls who tell knock-knock jokes. 102 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:42,280 Ayo. It me. Please. Oh, my God. Knock-knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you still not in my phone's contact list? 103 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:50,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Do ya? Do ya? Who? Do you want to be my girlfriend? 104 00:20:50,280 --> 00:21:06,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Hope. Hope who? Hope you'll go out with me. Oh, what? That was bad. That was a bad one. Okay. 105 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:13,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I'm Pauling in love with you. Oh, my God. 106 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:24,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me. Knock-knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand. 107 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:32,280 Knock-knock. Who's there? Normalee. Normalee who? Normalee. I don't say this, but I think I'm falling in love with you. Oh, my God. 108 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:45,280 We made the album tag in this audio so badly. Knock-knock. Who's there? Oh, there's the olive. I love you a whole lot one again. 109 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:57,280 I think this might be the end of the audio. You listen to me masturbate and read knock-knock jokes. 110 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:08,280 I masturbate and read knock-knock jokes. I certainly hope you enjoyed. I enjoyed. I came. I hope you came too. Wouldn't that be nice? Oh, my gosh. 111 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:17,280 Wouldn't that be lovely? When did you come? Did you come during the knock-knock jokes or did you come when I was talking about grunting against your face? 112 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:31,280 Yeah. I kind of want it to be either one. There's something I would certainly love about somebody coming while I was reading knock-knock jokes. 113 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:38,280 That is very interesting. That's a very interesting time because sometimes you can't really control when you do it. 114 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:49,280 You're just like, oh, yeah, I feel like I'm going to come. I'm going to come. Yeah, I like the idea of both of it. I like the idea of you being like, oh, God, I need to come right now. 115 00:22:49,280 --> 00:23:00,280 And I'm going to during the knock-knock jokes. And then I also like the idea of being like, these first five minutes or so is a giant turn off. 116 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:12,280 And then be like, oh, no, she's talking about like grinding against my face. This is a pretty big turn on and come. Like, that's super fun. I'm always happy to turn it around. 117 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:22,280 I hope you came. I hope you had a good time. I had a good time. Please, good Lord, do not use these knock-knock jokes on me. 118 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:32,280 They will not produce the desired effect if the desired effect is for me to start masturbating. I don't know. I'm going to say goodbye because I am rambling. 119 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:53,280 So goodbye. I'll talk to you later.