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All right, sit down.

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Just grab a pillow.

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There's about 40 of them.

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So like I said, I am not the most naturally gifted at divination, so your assistance is

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very much appreciated.

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Always nice to have a guinea pig or two around.

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You're lucky this is tarot and not another potion.

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Yeah, poor Ricky.

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She had it coming, all right.

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You ready?

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Okay, let's set some mood lighting.

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Yeah, that trick never gets old.

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It is a fan favorite for sure.

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Okay, all right.

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Now focus on an intention and draw three cards.

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I know there's a lot, just whichever ones you're most drawn to.

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No, you don't get to look.

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What card-based activity do you ever get to look?

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Okay, ready?

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Oh really, that one?

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Hey, it's your draw.

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My intention is to get this stupid practice to feel a little bit less like Hecate is chucking

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me off the Tallahatchie ass first.

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Hey, I'm talented in other areas, okay?

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Isn't that why we originally met?

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Yeah, you got all sorts of bashing around by that fucking axe of yours.

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She was barely even a witch, just some bitch with a crystal collection she probably got

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from an advent calendar.

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I told you before and I'll tell you again, anyone can practice the craft, but you want

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to look out for the weekenders as much as the lifelong witches.

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I think the ability to lay a hex with some candles and strings means that you should

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run auras.

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You're lucky you found me when you did, so shit would have backfired and fucked with

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more people than just herself.

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You're spoiled by my presence.

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Okay, you know, I doubt most people, you know, have candles floating around their bedroom,

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okay?

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Remember the glamour spell Lamar helped me out with last month?

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Well, I'm better at it than he is now, shh, don't tell.

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Oh, because once I set my mind to something, I do it.

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How else could my hair always look so pristine?

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Thanks, that's flattering, my mom would love to hear that.

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No, it's a moon tonic.

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Oh, pain in the cunt to prepare, but it saves so much time and styling, I really cannot

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recommend it enough.

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All right, um, that's, that's three, so let's, uh, flip this first one, ooh, okay, well,

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like it, don't misinterpret necessarily, so the lovers can mean, you know, romantic pairings

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in your future.

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If you're going off a very shallow interpretation, yeah, it can mean that, but it also can mean

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being drawn in by someone or something, you know, a new, intriguing, enticing whatever

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that kind of has its grips on you, and that can be good, and it's not, it's not necessarily

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indicative of, you know, matrimony, but yeah, it could, it could, a lot of times it does,

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but not always, so don't get ahead of yourself, you don't even know what your cards are, okay,

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okay, um, tube cups, let me see if I remembered, okay, um, so, partnership, um, attraction,

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and compatibility, so again, this could be a person, um, but it could also very well

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be whatever this new thing is, um, and, you know, it could just mean that you, you have

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this new, I don't know, if you, if you take up some new hobby or something, you become

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an equestrian, or um, you, you know, start doing base jumping or anything, um, and it

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just, it just means that you are, clearly it's working out for you, there is an element

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or a level of compatibility, yeah, um, where that's something that you would probably want

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to continue with, um, for at least, at least some time, um, but let's see, okay, um, sorry,

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like I said, I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm not totally off book with these, I mean, I, I am, I am,

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but like, I, it's still, there's a lot of cards, okay, they, sometimes I, it, I get

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them confused, um, and I forget how to interpret, um, so, Ace of Swords, if I remember, it signifies

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a fresh start, so, you're kind of rolling over on your current experiences, um, a sudden

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opportunity, clarity, yeah, they do seem to go together very well, um, like, kind of in

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a way where I feel like they're playing pranks on me, with, yeah, they will do that, um,

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and I haven't touched this deck in a bit, so that it would, that would make sense if

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it was, if that's what it was doing, um, yeah, so this is a very concise reading so far,

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again, it could signify a whole bunch of different shit, um, yeah, no, sorry, I'm, I'm just,

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I'm racking my brain, um, it, there, it's just that it's, it's, it's rare that readings

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are this kind of, um, apparent, so I'm, I'm trying to think if, cause if, it just seems

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so imminent, um, and, and life changing, let me, um, let me draw another one for clarity,

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clarity, clarity, okay, same thing, just same intent, one more, okay, um, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry, um, no, this, this, this, this,

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Uh, it's not, it, it's, it's a, it's a foreboding looking card, but the death card is not, um,

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it's not usually literal, but it, I guess, in some ways, it, it is, I mean, it's, as

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a general rule, it's, ah, sorry, just dropping shit, um, change, impermeability, um, so,

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so, whatever, basically, this, this thing that is fast approaching is going to alter

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a lot, and you'll leave, you'll leave your current, um, situation behind in favor of

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death, um, yeah, mm-hmm, that, yeah, no, ah, that could be, that could be, um, let me,

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let me see your hand, let me see your hand, do, do you want me to read your shit or not,

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come here, just, okay.

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It's okay, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, my aura must look so ugly right now.

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Have I ever told you the story of how we met?

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I know it's a weird question, you were there, um, but you don't know, well, business was

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slow back then, and I had some bills to pay off ASAP, so I, um, I did a little spell,

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as one does, and, well, it was kind of a big one, it took me two months to get everything

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in place, and I was really in the red during that time, um, but it, it worked.

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You know this, this part, um, you were the first to walk in, um, after I had cast it,

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yeah, they were a gaggle of customers hot on your heels, but you were the first one

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to make it in the door, this door smelled different, yeah, I couldn't place it, um,

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it was, it was like some herb, some like herbal scent, and it was, it was so familiar, you

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know, I knew it so well, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was or where

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I had smelled it before, but it, it smelled so good, it was you, you smelled like, um,

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I didn't want it to be you, I really didn't want it to be you, but I knew, I saw you,

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and you looked in my eyes, and I knew instantly, no, you didn't feel it, most people don't

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actually, um, contrary to popular belief, the perks of being a witch, no, see, that

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first step was important, that first foot inside my door, you were the start, um, the

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spell brought you, you're the kickstarter, the catalyst, once you entered, it all began

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to take effect, and you can't mix business with pleasure, bad combo, everybody does that,

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I knew that, when I cast this spell, I just didn't expect it to blow up so hard, so, I

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know you're gonna meet someone, you're gonna meet him really, really soon, and you're gonna

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be so happy, well you know, I can, I can pay my bills at least,

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I shouldn't have dropped this on you, fucking asshole, that's such a dick move, are you

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excited, give me a minute, I gotta compose myself, I knew this would happen, I just chose

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not to look, that's probably why I'm such a terrible seer, because I, I don't wanna

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see things if they're gonna be bad, it won't be bad for you, sorry, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

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fuck, I'm sorry, what, question, do you want me to be more clear, are we in the same boat

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here, you just can't, can't read into it, use your fucking head, that's the thing, that

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is, I spent two years, just soaking in that scent, and I figured out what it was, roughly

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six months after you started coming in, and it just got stronger, which, which is bullshit,

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if it's going to be like this, but, have you ever looked at a photo, of a place that you've

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never been, never knew it existed, probably, but you just get this sense of, you smell

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like home, fuck it, fuck, you shouldn't kiss me back, don't do this, fuck, fuck, fuck,

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don't do this.

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You wouldn't have known.

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Boy, you wouldn't have been happy.

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Boy, you wouldn't have been happy.

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I don't regret it.

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No, it isn't.

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Just some instinct.

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The feelings weren't there at first.

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I grew those all on my own.

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When you helped.

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When you drove me to that nature trail at 2 a.m.

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So I could collect moss.

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And when you helped me look for a familiar in the rain

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because I was insecure I didn't have one yet

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and my mother was coming into town and I knew that she would be.

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And I remember you bought me a hot chocolate afterwards

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when I still didn't have one.

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I had been looking for like two hours.

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I know.

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It means a lot to me when you got mad at me for trying to fly.

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I wouldn't have gotten hurt.

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Too bad.

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But it made me happy that you were afraid I would.

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It's like it would hurt you too.

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Can you make me laugh?

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I smile because of you all the time.

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Idiot.

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Let me look at you.

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Why did you spread out on these pillows for so long?

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Let me touch your face.

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It's so nice.

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Should I?

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Lift your arms.

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Help me with it a little.

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Beautiful.

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You.

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Can I?

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We can go slow.

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What do you want?

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Touch me.

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Good boy.

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Sorry.

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Anytime you prove it.

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You're already so...

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Is that good?

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You like it?

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Why don't you show me how you want me to touch you?

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Move my hands.

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What about this one?

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Do you want to play with your balls?

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You're so special.

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Tighter.

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Are you having fun?

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That's enough.

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Hands up.

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Really?

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Is it okay that I use magic on you?

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Of course we're not done.

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I've just set my mind to it.

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You want me to squeeze them?

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You want me to squeeze them?

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What about when I circle the head like this?

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I don't know how.

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You taste as good as you smell.

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He's struggling.

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That was fine to hold.

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I can feel it.

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I can feel it.

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I love you.

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I don't know.

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I don't know either.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Come here.

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I love you so much more than some stupid cosmic fate has dictated.

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I'm yours.

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You can be mine.

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Yes.

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I'm shaking.

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What?

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I'm not wearing perfume.

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Good.

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It's so lovely being the only one.

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Yeah, I guess I am.

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I may be better at divination than I thought.

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I won't let that happen.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what's going to come next.

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But I won't let it take you.

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I will not. Not from me.

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I'm going to look into why you were able to break the bind, because that's weird.

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That's never happened.

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You know, I have a potion, just saying, that promotes longevity.

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No, we don't need to use it right now.

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Let me just hold you, please.

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Oh yeah, the candles did come back to life.

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I'm not sure when.

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Those are always, they're always the first ones I light.

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Whenever I come home.