Why are you so happy already?
No. No amount of giggles is going to make morning better. Stop. I refuse to wake up.
Come here. That's the point. Stop scurrying. Go back to sleep.
Fuck. That's a dirty way to wake me up.
Aren't you just saying that we didn't cuddle enough? Is this your idea of cuddling?
No. You can just ask for sex.
Do you want to have sex right now?
Stop teasing me. You're horrible. I can't hear you. I'm sleeping.
I don't know. Mornings are pretty shitty. I don't think I've had enough kisses to the side.
I don't think I've had enough kisses to the side.
It's fine. We both had onions last night.
I know, right? I don't think I've had food that good in a while.
Of course I didn't bite you. You're my lucky charm.
Oh, especially at work dinners. You keep all of the unwanted attention away.
Do you know how many times I've had guys just interrupt a conversation? And it's never, it's not work related, like at all.
Yes, exactly.
Wait, who was staring at your ass? What did she look like?
Are you kidding me? David's date? David's date was checking you out?
Jealous me? Oh, never. I invited you because you're my boyfriend.
Had I known some chick was staring at your ass, I would have showed everyone that no one could have you.
Wait, really? I didn't think you were into public stuff.
I didn't think so. Still, it would have been fun to make everyone jealous.
That's exactly why I asked you to wear that. You have no idea how distracting you are.
Oh, you liked my blouse? Okay, a few buttons undone. I'll remember that.
But, hey, next time though, if you're uncomfortable, let me know. I don't have to be there the whole time.
It's important, but you're more important.
Cheesy? You want cheesy? Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
If you were a cat? Come here, kitten.