Oh!
Hey babe!
Hi!
Ugh.
I didn't even realize you were there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't even realize you were gone.
I didn't even realize you were gone.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
No, I'm okay.
No, I'm okay.
What?
What?
What?
What's up?
What's up?
What?
It's pretty.
Is it
for me?
Is it for me?
Oh.
Oh.
Thank you?
Thank you?
I mean, oh.
Thanks!
What? Why?
What?
I mean, what's
the occasion?
Just look
Just look?
Okay.
I'm gonna be nervous.
Oh my god.
Whatever's in here smells good.
Oh!
A little lamb!
Is this
what smells good?
Yes?
Wait, is that lavender?
Oh wait, this is one of those things you could put
in the microwave.
Oh!
You know I'm always cold.
Thank you!
Oh my god.
Um, okay.
Holy shit, dude!
Okay, let me just
let me go through it one by one. Okay.
Um, okay.
Bath bomb?
Oh my god, that's
divine! It's so sparkly
too!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna look like the Goblin King by the end of this bath.
I love it!
Thank you!
Okay, um, uh,
yeah, okay.
Hand cream?
You knew I ran out!
Goat cream?
Ooh la la!
Babe!
It's so fancy!
There's like four different
flavors, scents,
whatever in here. Oh my god!
I used to have this scent!
I loved it!
Okay.
Face masks!
Dude!
Oh my god, I love it!
Did you go to the body shop?
These are so nice!
Oh, I bet these smell good too!
I am so lucky that my skin is
not sensitive to fragrance.
Cold pressed extraction!
Ooh, this one has pineapple
juice extract!
Speaking of, I have
chugged pineapple juice today.
You're welcome.
Okay, okay!
Another lip balm for my collection!
Another lip balm for my collection!
Okay, no parabens,
no mineral oil, no
dye.
And SPF?
The good ship!
Hair masks!
Oh, and you remember what kind
I like!
I do! This one works so well for me!
Makes me smooth as a walrus's
tusk.
Am I trying to say I look ratty?
Aww!
Honey, thank you!
This is so...
Wait!
Oh my god!
How deep is this?
Oh my
lord!
That...
That's like a whole concession
stand!
Hold on!
Okay!
Chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate!
Fancy cookies
with chocolate!
Ooh, and raspberry cream!
Did you go to Aldi's?
Or the farmer's market?
These are like
German or some... Turkish Delights!
Oh, I've never seen... I don't think... Jesus
Christ! Sour candies?
What the fuck, man?
This is so nice!
Okay, oh my god!
This is like an excavation, man!
I feel like I'm gonna find a fossil in here!
What the...
Tampons!
Oh my god!
This is a period gift package!
Oh, babe!
Oh my lord!
You're so sweet!
Honey!
Oh, come here!
Oh my god!
Oh, what the fuck?
You're so...
You are just...
You're a dream come true!
Oh my god!
You are so sweet!
And caring!
It's all together wonderful!
Are you ready for some corn?
Yeah?
You're the best gift!
Yeah, you are!
I'm gonna love you so much!
But can I tell you something?
I forgot my period!
No!
No!
I'm not!
Uh-uh!
I know!
I know!
You came into me
crying into a box of crackers!
I know!
But I'm not!
I'm not!
No!
I've been on a Disney kick!
So I've been watching it!
Yeah!
I was...
I was watching Pocahontas
and then I was watching
Inside Out and both of those
always get me!
No, you wouldn't have known!
I had my headphones in!
But I appreciate it so much!
You're so sweet!
No, I wasn't expecting it!
No!
But you know what?
Now I have it!
From when I am on my period
I can just reach over
I can grab two fistfuls of candy
and still have three
fistfuls left!
There ought to be a limit on how much
you can buy at a time!
But I love it!
I love it so much!
I love you!
Wait!
What is that behind your back?
Is that...
Get out of here!
Is that...
Is that that box
that I was looking for?
Where did you find it?
Oh duh, there!
Why didn't I think there...
Wait, how much was it?
Okay, phew!
That was weird, it was really expensive!
Okay, that settles it.
Get on the bed.
I'm not on my period, baby.
I'm on the tail.