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Oh!

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Hey babe!

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Hi!

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Ugh.

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I didn't even realize you were there.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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I didn't even realize you were gone.

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I didn't even realize you were gone.

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Ugh.

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Ugh.

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Ugh.

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No, I'm okay.

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No, I'm okay.

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What?

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What?

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What?

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What's up?

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What's up?

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What?

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It's pretty.

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Is it

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for me?

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Is it for me?

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Thank you?

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Thank you?

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I mean, oh.

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Thanks!

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What? Why?

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What?

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I mean, what's

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the occasion?

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Just look

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Just look?

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Okay.

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I'm gonna be nervous.

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Oh my god.

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Whatever's in here smells good.

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Oh!

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A little lamb!

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Is this

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what smells good?

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Yes?

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Wait, is that lavender?

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Oh wait, this is one of those things you could put

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in the microwave.

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Oh!

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You know I'm always cold.

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Thank you!

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Oh my god.

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Um, okay.

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Holy shit, dude!

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Okay, let me just

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let me go through it one by one. Okay.

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Um, okay.

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Bath bomb?

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Oh my god, that's

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divine! It's so sparkly

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too!

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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I'm gonna look like the Goblin King by the end of this bath.

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I love it!

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Thank you!

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Okay, um, uh,

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yeah, okay.

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Hand cream?

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You knew I ran out!

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Goat cream?

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Ooh la la!

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Babe!

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It's so fancy!

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There's like four different

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flavors, scents,

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whatever in here. Oh my god!

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I used to have this scent!

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I loved it!

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Okay.

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Face masks!

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Dude!

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Oh my god, I love it!

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Did you go to the body shop?

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These are so nice!

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Oh, I bet these smell good too!

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I am so lucky that my skin is

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not sensitive to fragrance.

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Cold pressed extraction!

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Ooh, this one has pineapple

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juice extract!

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Speaking of, I have

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chugged pineapple juice today.

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You're welcome.

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Okay, okay!

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Another lip balm for my collection!

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Another lip balm for my collection!

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Okay, no parabens,

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no mineral oil, no

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dye.

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And SPF?

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The good ship!

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Hair masks!

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Oh, and you remember what kind

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I like!

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I do! This one works so well for me!

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Makes me smooth as a walrus's

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tusk.

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Am I trying to say I look ratty?

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Aww!

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Honey, thank you!

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This is so...

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Wait!

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Oh my god!

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How deep is this?

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Oh my

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lord!

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That...

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That's like a whole concession

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stand!

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Hold on!

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Okay!

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Chocolate, chocolate,

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chocolate!

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Fancy cookies

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with chocolate!

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Ooh, and raspberry cream!

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Did you go to Aldi's?

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Or the farmer's market?

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These are like

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German or some... Turkish Delights!

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Oh, I've never seen... I don't think... Jesus

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Christ! Sour candies?

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What the fuck, man?

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This is so nice!

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Okay, oh my god!

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This is like an excavation, man!

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I feel like I'm gonna find a fossil in here!

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What the...

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Tampons!

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Oh my god!

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This is a period gift package!

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Oh, babe!

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Oh my lord!

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You're so sweet!

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Honey!

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Oh, come here!

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Oh my god!

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Oh, what the fuck?

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You're so...

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You are just...

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You're a dream come true!

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Oh my god!

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You are so sweet!

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And caring!

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It's all together wonderful!

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Are you ready for some corn?

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Yeah?

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You're the best gift!

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Yeah, you are!

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I'm gonna love you so much!

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But can I tell you something?

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I forgot my period!

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No!

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No!

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I'm not!

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Uh-uh!

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I know!

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I know!

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You came into me

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crying into a box of crackers!

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I know!

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But I'm not!

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I'm not!

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No!

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I've been on a Disney kick!

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So I've been watching it!

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Yeah!

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I was...

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I was watching Pocahontas

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and then I was watching

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Inside Out and both of those

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always get me!

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No, you wouldn't have known!

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I had my headphones in!

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But I appreciate it so much!

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You're so sweet!

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No, I wasn't expecting it!

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No!

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But you know what?

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Now I have it!

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From when I am on my period

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I can just reach over

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I can grab two fistfuls of candy

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and still have three

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fistfuls left!

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There ought to be a limit on how much

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you can buy at a time!

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But I love it!

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I love it so much!

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I love you!

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Wait!

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What is that behind your back?

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Is that...

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Get out of here!

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Is that...

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Is that that box

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that I was looking for?

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Where did you find it?

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Oh duh, there!

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Why didn't I think there...

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Wait, how much was it?

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Okay, phew!

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That was weird, it was really expensive!

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Okay, that settles it.

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Get on the bed.

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I'm not on my period, baby.

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I'm on the tail.