1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Wait, really? Are you serious? 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Why didn't he tell me that? I was just talking to- 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Oh god. That- He is so- 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Oh. Sorry. Excuse me. Just a sec. 5 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Hey. You okay? 6 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 You just look a little- 7 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:38,000 I know you don't know many people here. I'm sorry if I made you feel left out. I just hadn't talked to those guys in so long. 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Are you sure? 9 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Well, I just kind of figured because the kitchen is where I usually go when I'm feeling awkward at a party. 10 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:01,000 You know, you get to stuff your face and give off an impression of intention, right? 11 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Like, you're not hiding out. You're here for a reason. And that reason is partaking in all of the good- 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Oh, Spingy Boy has me the chips. 13 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 So you're sure you're okay? 14 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Because I just didn't want- Oh. Oh. 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Oh, hold on. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. 16 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:36,000 What the fuck is this flavor bursting inside of my mouth? 17 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Let me see the bag. 18 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Euro flavor? Oh my god. It tastes like vomit. It tastes like actual fucking vomit in my mouth. 19 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 It tastes like Alexander the Great puked in the flavor duster. 20 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Oh god damn it. Oh, well that was a fucking bust. 21 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Oh my god, have you tried these? 22 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Ugh, okay. Anyway, so, you're sure you're fine? 23 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:15,000 You say you're great, but you look glazed over. Are you just bored? 24 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:22,000 If you want to leave, I'll join you, if that's cool. I wasn't planning on staying long. 25 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I would just have to say goodbye to Ella and- Oh, and I have to find Drew again. 26 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:37,000 I just found out through someone else, mind you, that he got his promotion, finally. 27 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:44,000 And I- I mean, I want to congratulate him. I don't- like, how are you gonna not- I was just talking to you, dude. 28 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:49,000 How are you not gonna tell me and then I hear it through Rachel? That is just- 29 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Ugh, he is too humble sometimes. What a sweetheart. 30 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Ugh, he is great. He and I actually met because he told off a guy that was trying to cut in front of me at Starbucks. 31 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 It was a very real knight in shining armor moment. 32 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Because I was already late and afraid of confrontations, so saved my ass. 33 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Oh yeah, oh my god, I was terrified of this dude. I mean, you would be too, but Drew stepped in, so I paid for his coffee, you know? 34 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Like, it was the least I could do. He wasn't even in the line. He just saw it and said something, like a true hero. 35 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:38,000 And then we just happened to find out that we had mutual friends a couple weeks later because we, like, a bunch of us met up. 36 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:47,000 He's kind of like a meek cute. He is so sweet. I am so glad he's gained the recognition he deserves. 37 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:54,000 I mean, he really did earn this, you know? Oh my- oh, again, why am I still letting- why are you letting me eat these? 38 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Don't- one more. No, oh my god. Oh, that's so gross. Okay, that's enough. 39 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Take these away from me, burn them in a fire. I'm gonna go find Drew and Ella, and then I'll be back. 40 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Oh, it gets worse as you chew. 41 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Hey. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Hey, what? I said I was coming back. Are you already leaving? 42 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I'm sorry. I know it took a while. There were a lot of hugs. I just- oh. 43 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Oh, are you sure? 44 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I know you live close, but I was just gonna- I was gonna drive you back. My car has heated seats. 45 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Hey, are you, like, okay? Like, are you really okay? 46 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Did something happen? 47 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,000 No, is it just- I'm sorry if it felt like I was pressuring you about the car thing. 48 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I mean, you can obviously- your time is your own, you know? You can leave whenever you want. I just- 49 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 I mean, I don't want to spend more time with you, but there's no obligation. 50 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:25,000 If you want to make your way home, then that's- that's on you, you know? You can- it's whatever. That's- it's fine. 51 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Why? Because you're my friend? And I want to hang out with my friend? Duh. 52 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Why do you think I begged you to come to this thing? 53 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:55,000 To- if it was to be nice, I wouldn't have tried so hard. I mean, I know I- I got distracted. 54 00:05:55,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I spent a lot of time with other people tonight, but I mean, you could have come anyway. 55 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,000 You know Ella, you're friends, you were invited, but I bugged you about it. 56 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Because I like having you around. 57 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:16,000 You have good arm candy. 58 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Yeah, I guess technically Drew would make good on that too. 59 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:28,000 I mean, but you know, I'm- I'm just- 60 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Are you serious? 61 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Like, for real? 62 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Is that why- are you jealous? 63 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I- no, no, I'm sorry. I am- I am not. I am not laughing at you, I promise. I just- I- 64 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I don't like Drew. 65 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 No, I don't. 66 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Look, okay, I- I've known him for years, right? And in all of that time, nothing has happened. 67 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:20,000 And not because I wanted it to and just the timing was bad or like he never tossed me any scraps or whatever. 68 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I'm just- I'm genuinely not into it. 69 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:38,000 And there have been times where we've had the opportunity to explore something or pursue whatever and nothing, you know? 70 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Just- it's- it's not my jam. 71 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:54,000 And I can't say how he feels. I think it's pretty similar to me, but I- even if he was madly in love with me, I wouldn't say yes. 72 00:07:54,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I just- I'm- I'm just not interested. 73 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Yeah, I- look, okay, Drew is- yes, he is sweet and funny and talented and smart and- oh, yes, and handsome. 74 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I'm not blind to that, right? I'm- but neither are you. 75 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:33,000 What I'm saying is yes, he is all of those things. Can't deny it, can't not notice it, okay? 76 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 They kinda hit you like a 16-wheeler. 77 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:45,000 But that's just the thing, like I'm picking up on it the same way as you are, right? 78 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Okay? There are traits that he has, but they don't dictate how I have to feel about him. 79 00:08:54,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I don't fall for every good-looking, hard-working humanitarian. 80 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Do you? 81 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Oh, thank God. Because that- that is too much competition for me. 82 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Duh. I like you. 83 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I've liked you since, um, remember Jessie's birthday? 84 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Yeah. The day after that. 85 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 What do you think? 86 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Because you're smart and funny and sweet and handsome. 87 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Yeah, okay, well, I know I said all that about Drew, but it's different with you. You're different. 88 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:03,000 You're obviously different. Otherwise, I'd- I'd be in there. 89 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Sucking his dick. I don't know. I wouldn't be, like, fretting over what to wear whenever I see you, 90 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:18,000 or, uh, if I am being too obvious and scaring you away every time I laugh at your jokes, 91 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:25,000 are legitimately funny most of the time, and the times on the arm. I still like you. 92 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:32,000 And I wouldn't be getting jealous over Kiara. 93 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Why? Because she is so stinking cute and giggly, and, I mean, she was pawing at you, man. 94 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Did you not notice, or were you just soaking in the attention? I don't blame you. 95 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Okay, but it's just, historically, once she sinks her claws in, that's it. It's done. 96 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:57,000 They are, like, enraptured for the next four years, even if they only go out for two weeks. 97 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:09,000 That's just how it is, and I got nervous. Really, really nervous. 98 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Um, I, maybe I should come clean. 99 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I was trying to kind of make you jealous a little bit. 100 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Okay, yes, it is shitty, I acknowledge that, but I wasn't really, I didn't launch into it with that intention. 101 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:47,000 It just kind of happened, I just, I, you know, not like full thrusters or anything, but just, 102 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:57,000 maybe I praised him more, and hugged him more, and talked about him more than I normally would, 103 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:11,000 and I, I don't know, it was, it was childish and desperate, and I didn't really think it was going to work, 104 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:33,000 but, I mean, did it? No, but I mean, did it, do you like me, or is your ego just bruised by the comparison? 105 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:45,000 It's two different things, and if it's the latter, it shouldn't be, you know, you're, you're not Drew, 106 00:12:45,000 --> 00:13:04,000 I like it like that, you're amazing, and you've got your own shit that makes you you, and that is something that I've always, uh, 107 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:31,000 if you do like me back, do you like me back? Oh, thank God, you have no idea how happy this makes me. 108 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Do you want to go back to your place? Um, or actually, do you want to come back in, just for a second? 109 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I kind of want to show you off. I told you you're good-arm candy. 110 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,000 And then, maybe we can get some actual food? 111 00:13:53,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Please help the taste of Aristotle's asshole in my mouth. Those chips are diabolical. 112 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:33,000 What? What? Oh, no. Can you taste it? Oh, no. Wait, no, no, no, let me pop them in. I might have some gum. Hold on. 113 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Curse you, Lays. I'm writing them. I am. Okay, you know what? 114 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Now we're definitely going back in because I have to find whoever brought those chips, and I have to shove the rest of the bag all the way up their ass.