Mia, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just, I put on a new lip plumper. It's supposed to give me
a pout like a fish, but it just burns right now. Like, like it, it like seriously stings.
Ha ha. Oh, it's like a Slytherin on Icy Hot. What do you think? Huh? Am I looking, am I
looking juicy? Oh, God, this is supposed to be instant. I don't understand. It feels instant.
Yeah, well, I paid 30 bucks for this bullshit. You know, it can sting me all it wants as long
as it does its goddamn job. Oh, so far it's just wasp ass to the lips. Just no, no physical
change that I can see. Actually, come here. I mean, you know my mouth better than most.
Do you notice a difference? I feel like maybe I've just been looking too hard to notice.
Does that make sense? What the fuck? Where is my Angelina Pucker? I'll even take Kylie.
I know it burns. Don't laugh at me. All the reviews said it was amazing. Four out of five
stars. Look, okay, look, I can bring it up. It's one of the most top rate. All right.
Okay, I get it. You think this is very funny that I'm in pain and out 40 bucks. Okay, I
yeah, I know I said 30 before I lied. Okay, I'm a fibber. Are you happy? I just wanted
to look like I sucked off a hornet. I don't think that's too much to ask in the modern
era of beauty. Yeah, it does hurt. It hurts and I feel silly. You know, I wanted to try
this partly because I thought it would be fun for you. Yeah, I get to change it up a
little. It's a different set of lips for once. It's been a long time. You're sweet. You know,
I could try again. No, no, no, no. Just put on some jazz. Make an evening out of it. Use
a different method. Maybe explore some other terrain. Yeah, you'd like that? Yeah, you'd
like that. I'd love it.
What's wrong? Could it be that the ferocious feeling of bee sting spreading across every
nerve ending in your lips is starting to become unpleasant? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe don't
laugh so hard next time. Yeah. Maybe don't give your beautiful, generous girlfriend shit
for wanting to do something fun. You're okay. It's okay. Really, you get used to it. Wait,
what the fuck? Now, why the hell does it work on you?