1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,040
Mia, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just, I put on a new lip plumper. It's supposed to give me

2
00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:24,120
a pout like a fish, but it just burns right now. Like, like it, it like seriously stings.

3
00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:35,200
Ha ha. Oh, it's like a Slytherin on Icy Hot. What do you think? Huh? Am I looking, am I

4
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:42,840
looking juicy? Oh, God, this is supposed to be instant. I don't understand. It feels instant.

5
00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:52,160
Yeah, well, I paid 30 bucks for this bullshit. You know, it can sting me all it wants as long

6
00:00:52,160 --> 00:01:01,120
as it does its goddamn job. Oh, so far it's just wasp ass to the lips. Just no, no physical

7
00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:06,760
change that I can see. Actually, come here. I mean, you know my mouth better than most.

8
00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:11,800
Do you notice a difference? I feel like maybe I've just been looking too hard to notice.

9
00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:20,560
Does that make sense? What the fuck? Where is my Angelina Pucker? I'll even take Kylie.

10
00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:31,320
I know it burns. Don't laugh at me. All the reviews said it was amazing. Four out of five

11
00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:36,560
stars. Look, okay, look, I can bring it up. It's one of the most top rate. All right.

12
00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:42,560
Okay, I get it. You think this is very funny that I'm in pain and out 40 bucks. Okay, I

13
00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:48,440
yeah, I know I said 30 before I lied. Okay, I'm a fibber. Are you happy? I just wanted

14
00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,320
to look like I sucked off a hornet. I don't think that's too much to ask in the modern

15
00:01:52,320 --> 00:02:05,840
era of beauty. Yeah, it does hurt. It hurts and I feel silly. You know, I wanted to try

16
00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:13,360
this partly because I thought it would be fun for you. Yeah, I get to change it up a

17
00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:31,720
little. It's a different set of lips for once. It's been a long time. You're sweet. You know,

18
00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:48,880
I could try again. No, no, no, no. Just put on some jazz. Make an evening out of it. Use

19
00:02:48,880 --> 00:03:16,400
a different method. Maybe explore some other terrain. Yeah, you'd like that? Yeah, you'd

20
00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:33,680
like that. I'd love it.

21
00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:58,000
What's wrong? Could it be that the ferocious feeling of bee sting spreading across every

22
00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:09,040
nerve ending in your lips is starting to become unpleasant? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe don't

23
00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:16,960
laugh so hard next time. Yeah. Maybe don't give your beautiful, generous girlfriend shit

24
00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:26,560
for wanting to do something fun. You're okay. It's okay. Really, you get used to it. Wait,

25
00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:31,840
what the fuck? Now, why the hell does it work on you?