1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Wait, can you, while we're at it, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:45,440 can you, can you, over, over, over, over, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, 3 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:51,960 can you, can you, can you, can you, you, over, over, over. 4 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,820 Over, over, over over, over, over over over, over, no moreu. 5 00:00:55,820 --> 00:01:00,060 I mean, you can keep trying but yeah. 6 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,060 Just... 7 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,060 Mm. 8 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,060 Mm. 9 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,060 Mm. 10 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:05,060 Mm. 11 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,060 Mm. 12 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,060 Mm. 13 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,060 Mm. 14 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:09,060 Mm. 15 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,060 Mm. 16 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:11,060 Mm. 17 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,060 Mm. 18 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:13,060 Mm. 19 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:14,060 Mm. 20 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,060 Do you want to be on top? 21 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,060 Yeah, I can, I can try. 22 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,060 Here. 23 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:18,060 Just... 24 00:01:18,060 --> 00:01:19,060 Okay. 25 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:29,020 Oh, did you, wait, was that you or me? 26 00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,020 I... 27 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:42,020 Do you ever feel like whenever we have sex, we just sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies? 28 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:45,020 Yeah. 29 00:01:45,020 --> 00:02:06,020 Yeah, um, actually yeah, I'm good with toys, uh, oh, right, they're all the way over there. 30 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:13,500 I mean, I don't really need one, do you want them? 31 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,500 Or you or for me? 32 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:20,500 Oh, well yeah, like I said, I'm fine with that. 33 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:21,500 Mm. 34 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,500 Mm. 35 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,500 Mm. 36 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,500 Mm. 37 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,500 Mm. 38 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,500 Mm. 39 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,500 Mm. 40 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:28,500 Mm. 41 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,500 Mm. 42 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:30,500 Mm. 43 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:31,500 Mm. 44 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,500 Mm. 45 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,500 Mm. 46 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:34,500 Mm. 47 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,500 Mm. 48 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,500 Mm. 49 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,500 Mm. 50 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,500 Mm. 51 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,500 Mm. 52 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,500 Mm. 53 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,500 Mm. 54 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,500 Mm. 55 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,500 Mm. 56 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,500 Mm. 57 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,500 Oh, no, don't. 58 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,500 Don't look. 59 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,500 Don't look. 60 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,500 It's just gonna... 61 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,500 Oh, f***, god damn it. 62 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:50,500 Sorry. 63 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:51,500 Okay. 64 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,500 You know what, just... 65 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,500 Mm. 66 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,500 Mm. 67 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,500 Oh my god. 68 00:02:55,500 --> 00:03:06,500 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 69 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:28,660 Oh my god, I'm sorry. I just, uh, yeah, I'm just, I'm so tired. Yeah? Okay, well, I mean, 70 00:03:28,660 --> 00:03:38,180 I picked up on that, but I'm glad to know it wasn't just the contagion of... Oh my god, 71 00:03:38,180 --> 00:04:07,780 oh my god, it's been a long day. Honestly, um, I, I, I want to... 72 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:16,020 want to do it, but I just, I just also really don't want to have to deal with cleanup, 73 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:27,860 and I don't know, I don't think I could really get to a satisfying conclusion. I, yeah. 74 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,300 Do you want to just go to bed? 75 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:46,660 I know, I know. Well, I'm gonna make up for it. I just... Dude, I can't tonight. I don't, 76 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:54,580 I don't think we'd accomplish anything. I think, I think you would fall asleep on top of me, honestly. 77 00:04:54,580 --> 00:05:03,620 Mm-mm. You would get on top at some point because I don't have the energy to stay in this position. 78 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:18,020 Oh, this is the sexiest thing you've said all night. Okay, scooch over. 79 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:27,140 Okay. Oh my god. 80 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,060 It's using me just to flake. 81 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:48,340 I hope you're not insulted when I say that this is so much better than what we had planned. 82 00:05:48,340 --> 00:06:15,620 You can agree, I'm not offended, right? I would chat more, but I'm fading really fast. 83 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:25,620 Mm-hmm. Good night. 84 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:42,900 Okay, one more thing. I love you. 85 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:58,900 Mm-hmm. 86 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:25,300 Okay, when are they gonna create a slur for woodpeckers? 87 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,300 Mm-hmm. 88 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:49,700 Oh, good morning. Like a rock. 89 00:07:49,700 --> 00:08:02,580 And you. Hell yeah. This is cozy. 90 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:15,940 Okay. Beak bitch, outside aside. This is a great way to wake up. 91 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:30,820 I always think it. I always think, who is this absolute stunner in my bed? 92 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:39,780 They got lost. And then your morning breath hits me and I remember, oh, that's right. 93 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:45,540 It's actually not that bad this morning. 94 00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:57,860 I don't know. Maybe it's your new diet. What about mine? 95 00:08:57,860 --> 00:09:14,980 I'm on the diet too. You know, what would have made it nicer though, 96 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:29,220 is if we had put on our pajamas instead of just falling asleep and probably not the most comfortable 97 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:51,460 outfits. I mean, I've had better. Give me. You, give me you. You're like a big giant teddy bear. 98 00:09:51,460 --> 00:10:00,980 It's fully articulated with teeth, which makes it a little creepy, but I've always liked cryptids, 99 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:24,180 so it works out. You smell good. I had a dream. I know, I know. I'll make it quick. I had a dream 100 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:36,500 that we bought an old Victorian and it was unbelievably picturesque on the outside. 101 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:47,700 I was so excited, but the inside was completely modernized with a basketball court in the bedroom, 102 00:10:47,700 --> 00:11:00,180 which I feel like I watched something recently that inspired that, but no, it was the previous 103 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:11,860 owners. They like had left all their stuff and it, oh my God, thank you for asking. You know me so 104 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:18,100 well. As a matter of fact, the lighting came exclusively in the form of those color changing 105 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:26,820 led strips. Every single room, every single room. And I hated it. I'm surprised I didn't wake up. 106 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:36,980 I was so angry. It was awful. It was a nightmare. And my dream logic was like, 107 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:46,340 because the previous owners put in the effort to acquire its legal, historical status, 108 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:57,940 we weren't allowed to change anything about it. So we just had to live in it. 109 00:11:57,940 --> 00:12:08,580 Live in it. I remember looking at you and going, where's the crown molding? And you were like, 110 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:15,300 oh, they kept it. It's in the attic. It's just like sitting around up there detached. But again, 111 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:21,780 we can't do anything about it. Like if we did something with that, I think you suggested that 112 00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:27,860 we like glued it back, like hot glued it back so that we could easily take it off if we ever 113 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:35,940 decided to resell it or like if inspectors came by or something. Oh, it made me so upset. 114 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:45,700 But there was one positive. And that was that they had installed heated floors, which 115 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:57,940 I now realize was probably due to this entanglement we've got going. No, no, stop, 116 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:15,860 no, stop. You're warm. You're warm. Lift, lift your leg. Okay. No clothes. That's the good shit. 117 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:37,300 Okay. How is it? How's the handful? Excellent. A man who knows his ass. 118 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:49,700 A good vintage. A true connoisseur. It kind of hurt my feelings a little bit. 119 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:55,380 I'm so glad you appreciate. We aged them naturally in the cellar. 120 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,460 You know them, multiple. 121 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:05,940 Oh, it's kind of like the crown molding. I just attach them 122 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:11,860 and leave them where they where they need to spend their time. Then I pop new ones on 123 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:29,300 and like like Bratz feet. I miss Bratz. Hey, I have a very important question. 124 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:38,260 It's important enough that it'll dictate the future of our relationship. 125 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:52,100 Answer me honestly. Okay. Would you still love me if I had a Hank Hill ass 126 00:14:52,100 --> 00:15:01,220 and the shoulders of Dwayne Johnson? Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I'm sorry. You're right. 127 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:13,860 Would you? I'd help you move furniture. I wouldn't even chart you. I'd I would carry you everywhere 128 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:19,860 like a princess. You know, they just open the drive-through window. It's me 129 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:25,220 flopping around on roller skates, holding you at chip reader height. I think that's very romantic. 130 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:34,420 And you have to hold the McFlurry so because my hands are pretty full. 131 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,220 You gotta earn your keep some happy boy. 132 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:50,420 Okay. Maybe you want to brainstorm some ways. 133 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,420 You could start by finally helping me out of this dress. 134 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:27,780 That's better. Looks like you think so too. That's so flattering. 135 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,780 Let me get these. 136 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:45,780 You know I appreciate a button up. 137 00:16:45,780 --> 00:17:01,780 I'm a little cliché like that. You looked so handsome with it last night. So handsome now. 138 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:12,740 You chased me enough with it yesterday. 139 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:31,700 No. The best thing is just running my hands over you. 140 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:47,700 You're so cute. I was sensing a fury. 141 00:17:47,700 --> 00:18:03,700 Something I love about you. 142 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:37,700 Maybe I ought to try waking you up like this. 143 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:49,700 Or something a little bit different. You did like it. 144 00:18:55,700 --> 00:19:01,700 What do you think? It's a proper alarm clock, isn't it? 145 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:13,700 I could start out gentle so you wouldn't be woken up too fast. 146 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:41,700 Just start under here. Don't worry. Really slow. Just enough pressure. 147 00:19:43,700 --> 00:20:03,700 And then I got to the tip. Just one more kiss. 148 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:21,700 I'm neglecting something, aren't I? 149 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:41,700 I'm only going to cup them right now. It's early. 150 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:51,700 I might run my fingers, but I don't want to. 151 00:20:51,700 --> 00:21:05,700 You think you're ready to fully wake up? 152 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:49,700 Are you ready to face the day? 153 00:21:51,700 --> 00:22:05,700 You can grab my hair. Gently. 154 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:49,700 Be careful. I might start hitting snooze. 155 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:59,700 You ready? Can you control yourself? 156 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:43,700 I love doing this. 157 00:23:43,700 --> 00:24:07,700 Thank you for letting me. 158 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:35,700 Yes, sir. 159 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:49,700 Well, yeah. You like it? I forgot I was still wearing it. 160 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:57,700 It's pretty indicative, isn't it? 161 00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:25,700 I promise to let you run my makeup properly soon. We can make a day out of it. 162 00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:39,700 Yeah. You're so chivalrous. 163 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:51,700 You always say that. I'm always afraid that I'll suffocate you. 164 00:25:51,700 --> 00:26:05,700 Can I keep it up on this end? 165 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:27,700 You insist. 166 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:43,700 Are you okay? You got it? You got it? 167 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:57,700 Okay. 168 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:25,700 Yes, please, daddy. 169 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:53,700 Can you breathe? 170 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:59,700 Can you breathe? Good. Okay. 171 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:17,700 I'm going to grind down on you, okay? 172 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:33,700 Eat it just like that. 173 00:28:33,700 --> 00:29:01,700 Thank you, daddy. 174 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:17,700 Sorry. I can't concentrate. 175 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:35,700 Let me get started again. Hold on. Let me find the pace. 176 00:29:35,700 --> 00:30:03,700 Does my hand feel good? Yeah? Both of them? 177 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:27,700 I wanted to fuck you at the restaurant last night. You know that, don't you? 178 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:37,700 I could have just kept my hands busy under the table, and no one would know. 179 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:47,700 Provided you kept your composure. But that's too crass, isn't it? 180 00:30:47,700 --> 00:31:03,700 More respectful of our surroundings. And it was a nice restaurant, don't I be rude? 181 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:19,700 Definitely. They don't want to make a mess. 182 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:47,700 You looked gorgeous, baby. 183 00:31:47,700 --> 00:32:03,700 Just like that. Eat that pussy. 184 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:29,700 Yes, please. 185 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:41,700 I can't. I can't hold it. 186 00:32:41,700 --> 00:33:01,700 Try. I'll try. Are you close? 187 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:29,700 Please come. Please come. 188 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:55,700 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 189 00:33:55,700 --> 00:34:19,700 Stop. Stop. Stop. 190 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:41,700 Motherfucker. Stop. No. 191 00:34:41,700 --> 00:35:09,700 It's your turn. 192 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:19,700 Come. Give me a hug. Daddy, I want to drink it. 193 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:47,700 Please. All the way down my throat. I love you. 194 00:35:47,700 --> 00:36:09,700 I love you. Good job. 195 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:31,700 I love you. 196 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:57,700 Come here. 197 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:05,700 Well, good morning. 198 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:17,700 It looks like I was on top after all. You get that. 199 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:31,700 I'd be opposed to waking up to it soon. Just saying. You have my permission. 200 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:43,700 Let me know when you want me to return the favor. 201 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:52,700 We need to shower. Man, breakfast apparently. 202 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:58,700 Oh, oh, it just hit me. Can we? 203 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:04,700 I'm really craving that French toast from the Cozy Cafe. 204 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:11,700 Okay. Oh, wait, fuck. Do you think we can still make it? Hold on. What time is it? 205 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:20,700 We've got like an hour before they stop serving it. I think memory serves. 206 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:49,700 Okay, hop to it. We can definitely make it in time if we don't take too long in this shower.