1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Hey babe! Let's guess what I got at this toy. No, not pumpkin spice Oreos. We already tried those, remember? 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,000 No, not chocolate. You're close! 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Give up. 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,000 I got this giant bag of all the toys! 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,000 They were having a sale on the whole wing candy and I couldn't resist. Oh my god. 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I can't wait to eat these! 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Uh, what? Almond joys are great. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Don't tell me you don't enjoy all the coconutty goodness. 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:44,000 No way, absolutely not. They are not a C tier candy. You're just wrong. 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 No! 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Well, I might give you B tier. 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Because, I'll admit, they can't compete with the likes of Reese's, but almond joys are still a solid there for you during a time of stress eating snack. 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:08,000 No, listen, they're like those jeans that you always throw on, you know? Like they're not your favorite outfit, but solid, reliable, able to get you through a tough day. 14 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:17,000 You should appreciate almond joys like you appreciate old jeans. They may not be anything to write home about, but both are staples. 15 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I have not put too much thought into this. You're just annoyed that I'm right. 16 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,000 That's almond joys true place in the candy hierarchy, unless you can convince me otherwise. 17 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Yeah, there is a candy hierarchy and a C tier candy list is reserved for tootsie rolls and short lasting bubble gum. 18 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:43,000 No, not candy corn. Candy corn belongs on the F tier. Or just in the trash. I'm not sure it even deserves to be ranked. 19 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Oh, you want to argue with me? 20 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Wait, don't tell me you thought those little gross pieces of candy corn are better than almond joys? 21 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000 You can't be serious. 22 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:03,000 I just wait. When was the last time you even had an almond joy? 23 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Come on, be honest. 24 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:16,000 When you were seven? Well, no wonder you think they're awful. Seven year olds are too young to appreciate almond joys. They're an adult candy. 25 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:24,000 And you can't say they're awful if you haven't had one since you were a child. I mean, like, did you even like coconut as a kid? 26 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:31,000 See? But you love it now. So I'm willing to bet you'll love almond joys too. 27 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Here, come on, try one. Your palate has definitely evolved since you were seven years old. 28 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Come on. I promise they taste good. Just take one bite. 29 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:49,000 What are you afraid of? I know that you don't have a nut allergy or anything. So just... 30 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 What? 31 00:02:51,000 --> 00:03:04,000 You're doing no nut November? Babe. Okay, well you realize that no nut November is not a health fad where people don't just eat nuts, right? 32 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:15,000 That's about dudes not jacking off for a month. So eating an almond joy would in no way violate the rules of that challenge. 33 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Well, I mean, unless someone had a bizarrely strong fetish for coconut. But you don't, so I really don't think you need to worry. 34 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Oh, you want to change the rules of no nut November? Okay, wait. So just to clarify, you want to change the rules of a largely fake internet challenge about not fapping to get out of trying one bite of an almond joy? 35 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Yeah, I'm not really sure that's in keeping with the spirit of no nut November. Well, I don't actually know what the spirit of no nut November is, but I'm pretty sure it's not about refusing to try new things. 36 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:03,000 It's more about denial, I guess. 37 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Okay, nice try. You are not really denying yourself by not trying almond joys. It doesn't count as denying yourself of it's something you already don't want to do. Although, I actually don't think you've thought about how much you'd be giving up if you did this little challenge that you made up. 38 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:35,000 It would mean nothing with nuts in it for a month. And don't think that I won't hold you to it. If this is the excuse that you want to use, you're facing the consequences. No nuts for the rest of the month. And that includes anything that may contain nuts on the label. 39 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I think you can do it. 40 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:50,000 A lot of your favorite foods have nuts in them. Are you really sure it's worth it to avoid trying one teeny tiny almond joy? 41 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:56,000 You're sure. Even if it means no more of those nut butters that you love. 42 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Okay, I guess you'll just have to eat your toast dry. 43 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Oh, you know what else you won't be able to have? French fries. 44 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:11,000 French fries and pine nut oil. 45 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Such a shame. 46 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:23,000 And I guess I'll have to hold off on making my world famous peanut butter pie for a bit. I wouldn't want to tempt you. 47 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:37,000 I don't really have an interest in giving up nuts myself, so there's nothing stopping me from going into the kitchen right now and getting some of that delicious chocolate and peanut butter ice cream you bought last week. 48 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:45,000 I could just sit here while you watch me lick it off the spoon. 49 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Of course I'd be happy to offer you some too if you were only allowed to have it. 50 00:05:53,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Are you giving in yet? Good, because I need something to share my fries with. 51 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:09,000 You are the perfect person for that. 52 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Now, you know you don't actually have to try an Almond Joy if you don't want to, right? You don't need to come up with any more ridiculous excuses. 53 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:22,000 We can just agree to disagree on our candy rankings, okay? 54 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Good. 55 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Wait. 56 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Where would you rank my Go Wafers? 57 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Please tell me you think they're F tier. 58 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Okay. 59 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I just had to be sure. 60 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Okay. 61 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Come on. 62 00:06:53,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Let's go get some of that ice cream.