There you are.
If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, she'll show up unannounced at your doorstep to drag
you out to the nearest party.
That's absolutely how it goes.
So what gives?
We were going to meet at that party last week, but you were a no-show.
Oh, you didn't feel like it.
Well, do you at least feel like inviting me in?
Look at Prince Charming over here.
Guaranteed to only leave you out in the cold half the time.
Of course, I'm kidding.
I mean, I was pretty sad when you didn't show up.
I guess I was sort of looking forward to it, you know, spending some time with you on a
random balcony again.
Really?
You're already shrinking back from that?
Just how long have you been without social contact?
A girl said she missed you, and you act like I just proposed to you out of nowhere.
Okay, well then, let me do it properly.
Okay, look, down on one knee.
And hey, will you marry your right hand?
Oh my God.
Dude, your face.
No, that's priceless.
This absolutely makes up for you not showing that cute face last week.
Oh no, you don't get to complain about being called cute when your cheeks are that red.
So what have you been doing?
Working?
But you...
Really?
But...
Are you serious?
Dude, they keep you busy all day, how are you supposed to have any motivation to go out
at...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no I am, I really, I thought you chickened out or something,
but you've been pushing yourself and being responsible instead, and I'm, listen, I know,
okay, I know, I can be a huge dumbass, no, I can, and I'm not good, I'm not...
Good with like, feelings and stuff like that, but I want to make it up to you, okay?
So here, just come on, sit down, okay.
And now pull down your pants, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, keep them on,
I couldn't help it, just keep them on, and I'm gonna massage your shoulders, right?
That's the least I can do to take some of that stress off, so, no, no, no, no, stay
put, I, dude, I will drag you back if I have to, there we go, that's it, now just sit there,
be quiet, and close your eyes.
It has come to my attention that I have absolutely no idea how to give a proper massage, okay?
I'm doing well, okay, well, thanks, I guess.
All my experience comes from watching couples do this to each other, so, I mean, I'm not
doing it because of that, I'm just, I feel bad, it's all don't look for any swimming
that's not there, right, okay, you know the drill, fucking idiot, anyways, does it, does
it feel good, like really, yeah, your shoulders are very tense.
You can, you can lean back if you want.
I said that you can lean back against me if you want, okay, yeah, just like that, it is
really tempting to stroke your hair, it's close, yeah, that's not weird, okay, what's
weird is that your hair is this soft, okay, aren't you supposed to be a guy, don't you
use those like five in one shampoos or whatever, yeah, I know I'm the one touching, just, oh
my God, shut up, why do I have to fall for someone like you, I know what I said, you
fucking dork, I'm not gonna repeat it, I could be out there partying and getting drunk
and probably high, but no, I just had to come check up on you and look at us now, sitting
here, cuddled together and then playing with your hair, no, I'm not leaving, you're not
leaving, we're staying like this, just a little longer, please, I promise not to make fun
of you for a whole week if you stay a little longer, I wouldn't trade it for the world,
you can use my chest as a pillow if you want, I wouldn't suggest it if I didn't want you
to do it, dork, come on, before I pull you in, there, doesn't that feel better, no, it's
just, your face is really close to mine, we could, we could almost, yeah, like that, again,
I'm really glad I found you on that balcony, I never thought you were into me otherwise,
I mean, I still didn't really, even coming over here, I just, aren't you getting a little
bold, I guess I don't mind, oh, oh, you're tired, no, no, I get it, I, you've had a busy
week, I'm, it's fine, I, it's totally cool, I'll be here when you wake up, that's a promise,
this time I'm not gonna let you go, I'll keep watch so you can get the best sleep you could
possibly have, that's right, so, close your eyes, you've got another busy day ahead of
you tomorrow, right, yeah, to eliminate all the energy you can get, so good night, cutie,
sleep well, I love you.