1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,880 There you are. 2 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:20,280 If Mohammed won't come to the mountain, she'll show up unannounced at your doorstep to drag 3 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:25,160 you out to the nearest party. 4 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,480 That's absolutely how it goes. 5 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,440 So what gives? 6 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,560 We were going to meet at that party last week, but you were a no-show. 7 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:43,200 Oh, you didn't feel like it. 8 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:49,520 Well, do you at least feel like inviting me in? 9 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:54,920 Look at Prince Charming over here. 10 00:00:54,920 --> 00:01:00,800 Guaranteed to only leave you out in the cold half the time. 11 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,120 Of course, I'm kidding. 12 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:08,720 I mean, I was pretty sad when you didn't show up. 13 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:18,720 I guess I was sort of looking forward to it, you know, spending some time with you on a 14 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:25,240 random balcony again. 15 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,520 Really? 16 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,280 You're already shrinking back from that? 17 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,960 Just how long have you been without social contact? 18 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:38,200 A girl said she missed you, and you act like I just proposed to you out of nowhere. 19 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,440 Okay, well then, let me do it properly. 20 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,920 Okay, look, down on one knee. 21 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:56,800 And hey, will you marry your right hand? 22 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,040 Oh my God. 23 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:05,280 Dude, your face. 24 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,320 No, that's priceless. 25 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:14,400 This absolutely makes up for you not showing that cute face last week. 26 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:30,440 Oh no, you don't get to complain about being called cute when your cheeks are that red. 27 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:39,960 So what have you been doing? 28 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:40,960 Working? 29 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,960 But you... 30 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,440 Really? 31 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,840 But... 32 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,080 Are you serious? 33 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:54,320 Dude, they keep you busy all day, how are you supposed to have any motivation to go out 34 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,320 at... 35 00:02:55,320 --> 00:03:10,120 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no I am, I really, I thought you chickened out or something, 36 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:20,840 but you've been pushing yourself and being responsible instead, and I'm, listen, I know, 37 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,280 okay, I know, I can be a huge dumbass, no, I can, and I'm not good, I'm not... 38 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:31,560 Good with like, feelings and stuff like that, but I want to make it up to you, okay? 39 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:37,880 So here, just come on, sit down, okay. 40 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:45,200 And now pull down your pants, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, keep them on, 41 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:52,560 I couldn't help it, just keep them on, and I'm gonna massage your shoulders, right? 42 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:59,240 That's the least I can do to take some of that stress off, so, no, no, no, no, stay 43 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:10,520 put, I, dude, I will drag you back if I have to, there we go, that's it, now just sit there, 44 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:25,800 be quiet, and close your eyes. 45 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:54,960 It has come to my attention that I have absolutely no idea how to give a proper massage, okay? 46 00:04:54,960 --> 00:05:02,760 I'm doing well, okay, well, thanks, I guess. 47 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:08,840 All my experience comes from watching couples do this to each other, so, I mean, I'm not 48 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:14,080 doing it because of that, I'm just, I feel bad, it's all don't look for any swimming 49 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:24,880 that's not there, right, okay, you know the drill, fucking idiot, anyways, does it, does 50 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:40,760 it feel good, like really, yeah, your shoulders are very tense. 51 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:49,480 You can, you can lean back if you want. 52 00:05:49,480 --> 00:06:12,040 I said that you can lean back against me if you want, okay, yeah, just like that, it is 53 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:23,200 really tempting to stroke your hair, it's close, yeah, that's not weird, okay, what's 54 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:28,680 weird is that your hair is this soft, okay, aren't you supposed to be a guy, don't you 55 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:36,960 use those like five in one shampoos or whatever, yeah, I know I'm the one touching, just, oh 56 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:57,920 my God, shut up, why do I have to fall for someone like you, I know what I said, you 57 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,800 fucking dork, I'm not gonna repeat it, I could be out there partying and getting drunk 58 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:10,920 and probably high, but no, I just had to come check up on you and look at us now, sitting 59 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:21,760 here, cuddled together and then playing with your hair, no, I'm not leaving, you're not 60 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:34,440 leaving, we're staying like this, just a little longer, please, I promise not to make fun 61 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:54,960 of you for a whole week if you stay a little longer, I wouldn't trade it for the world, 62 00:07:54,960 --> 00:08:02,960 you can use my chest as a pillow if you want, I wouldn't suggest it if I didn't want you 63 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:19,880 to do it, dork, come on, before I pull you in, there, doesn't that feel better, no, it's 64 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:44,880 just, your face is really close to mine, we could, we could almost, yeah, like that, again, 65 00:08:44,880 --> 00:09:14,800 I'm really glad I found you on that balcony, I never thought you were into me otherwise, 66 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:35,600 I mean, I still didn't really, even coming over here, I just, aren't you getting a little 67 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:54,920 bold, I guess I don't mind, oh, oh, you're tired, no, no, I get it, I, you've had a busy 68 00:09:54,920 --> 00:10:18,280 week, I'm, it's fine, I, it's totally cool, I'll be here when you wake up, that's a promise, 69 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:28,920 this time I'm not gonna let you go, I'll keep watch so you can get the best sleep you could 70 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:38,280 possibly have, that's right, so, close your eyes, you've got another busy day ahead of 71 00:10:38,280 --> 00:11:02,200 you tomorrow, right, yeah, to eliminate all the energy you can get, so good night, cutie, 72 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:15,320 sleep well, I love you.