1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,360 Okay, I have chugged your fucking mouthwash, so any weird taste is officially demonic and 2 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:16,040 the result of some weird possession or another, which I'm blaming on that creepy old dude 3 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:23,640 we had to walk past. You said he's just like your neighbor? Does he, by chance, run a cult? 4 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:29,520 Maybe out of his basement or something? Well, I would keep on the lookout for any strange 5 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,920 pamphlets you get in the future. He has those recruiting eyes. I felt like he was scouting 6 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:40,400 my posture for weaknesses. I mean, honestly, who just sits alone by the mailbox on a week 7 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:46,840 in night? He has a porch. Like, have there been any kids driving around with bats recently? 8 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:54,840 Oh my god, really? Well, boo, those fucking whippersnappers better watch out or they'll 9 00:00:54,840 --> 00:01:01,200 be getting the kick end of an assing. Oh, they absolutely could beat me up. If you give 10 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:05,800 a 14-year-old a thesaurus, they could wipe the fucking floor with me. But someone ought 11 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:15,720 to tell them not to be shit dicks, right? Even if through full body tremble. Oh, yeah? 12 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:32,800 How chivalrous of you, beating up little teeny boppers on my behalf. My hero. They deserve 13 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:49,200 it. Well, if that does make you the bad guy, I'm into it. I always had a thing for the 14 00:01:49,200 --> 00:02:03,560 villains anyway. Everyone knows they're the hottest ones. Especially when they rough you 15 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:14,560 around a little bit. Besides, there ain't much sexier than Reformation. I think I know 16 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:21,560 a few ways to get you to cross over to the good side. If you want to be saved anyway. 17 00:02:44,560 --> 00:03:11,920 Right there. Oh god, this is so great. I've been wanting this for so long now. I have 18 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:39,720 no idea. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh no, you're okay. You're okay. You haven't done anything. 19 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:58,480 I have. I have been waiting for this. Okay. I've been wishing for it. I've been lying 20 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:07,080 awake just thinking about it. Okay. Okay. Fantasizing and trying to make it manifest. 21 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:12,760 During the day I have pages of my work notebook with these little notes scribbled all on the 22 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:34,240 sides just talking about how much I want this right now. I want to enjoy it. Okay. I don't 23 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:41,800 want it to rush by and just swirl wind. Okay. I don't want it to, I don't want to speed 24 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,920 through just the beginning pits because I, because I want to rip your shirt off right 25 00:04:46,920 --> 00:05:05,400 now, which I do by the way, very much. This is important to me. It's important that I 26 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:14,080 takes the time to really appreciate this moment and all the little ones that build up to the 27 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:20,360 bigger things. I don't want to miss them because I was too concerned with what comes next. 28 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:27,320 I know it'll be exciting and it'll be fun and I'll be really happy when we've done 29 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:33,720 it. But I, this, this is the kind of thing I won't be able to get back if we speed through 30 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:44,360 it, you know, and I want this, I want this memory, something on its own. I want to relish 31 00:05:44,360 --> 00:06:13,480 the process. Are you okay if we take things slow? Really? Thank you. Thanks. 32 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:31,520 I don't think I really earlier. Just how much I like you. So I hope it's not too much. 33 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:49,520 I just, it just means a lot to me. Cool. We can still make out, you know? I just, I may 34 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:56,800 have to button your shirt all the way up to make it harder for myself to wrangle it off. 35 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:14,520 If you put like a lock on it. If you've got a chastity belt in one of those closets, that'll 36 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:33,120 work. Totally forgot to get food. Just couldn't wait to get me home. Do you want to order 37 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:41,680 something? I'm down for anything. We can eat our weight in Chinese or Italian or American 38 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:51,360 or Mexican or Indian or Greek. Well, maybe not Greek. And like watch something. It could 39 00:07:51,360 --> 00:08:00,440 even just be background noise. I don't really care. But I feel like it sets the mood, right? 40 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:11,800 Okay. Well, I can pull up Grubhub and you can go change into something more comfortable. 41 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:32,120 Those pants look a bit dressy for just laying around in. Yeah, sure. 42 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:51,840 All right. So our options this later a little limited, but are you kidding me with the gray 43 00:08:51,840 --> 00:09:02,560 sweatpants? What are you trying to do? Torture me?