1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Hey! Hey man! It's so good to see you! Bring it in! 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Oh, thank you for coming. I know it was last minute. Was traffic okay? 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I know. We had that lull. We had that beautiful, beautiful quarantine lull. 4 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 And now it's back. 5 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 So, oh, okay. Yeah, you can just sit wherever you want. 6 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,000 And then I'm gonna... Do you want a drink or something? I have... 7 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Let me see. I have tea. I have soda. I have seltzer. 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 I have two kinds of seltzer. 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,000 And then I have... I don't... I don't have... I don't drink, so I don't have beer? 10 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I should have thought about that. I'm sorry. 11 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Okay, I'll get that. 12 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Do you want snacks? I have hummus. 13 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,000 I have pretzels for the hummus. 14 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 I have... 15 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 That's... bad. 16 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 I have Hot Pockets. 17 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Now, they're from the dollar store. 18 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,000 But they are brand names, so I figured that that kind of cancels it out, right? 19 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Okay, cool. 20 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 And then I have... You know what? You can just... How about this? 21 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Just throughout mi casa es su... You know? 22 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Throughout this time, you can just go to the kitchen, get whatever you want. 23 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Cool beans, man. 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Ugh. 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:59,000 So, um, I have a few movies that we could watch, or just like Netflix or whatever. 26 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Um, I know, I... I kind of asked you over here on a... 27 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I just... 28 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:20,000 My... My dad's having some... 29 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:27,000 It's possibly heart-related stuff. I don't know. It's new. He's at the doctor. 30 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,000 He's been going to the doctor for a few days over the past week, and I'm just... 31 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I'm just nervous. 32 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Um, because he's never had anything like this before, but he's, you know, he's older now, and I'm just... 33 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I'm just a little freaked out, so that was why I called you earlier. 34 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:56,000 But you don't have to stay just for that. I just... I also want to hang out with you. 35 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Yeah. 36 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Yeah, no, I really like having you here. 37 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I think... Well, I don't know... 38 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Uh, we haven't gotten the test results back yet, so, um... 39 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:23,000 You know, I've been checking in with him a lot, and I've been visiting him more, but I just... 40 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:31,000 It's just scary, you know, so... 41 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah. 42 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I think so. I think... I think it's... 43 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Hopefully nothing. 44 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 He... 45 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 He updated his... 46 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Uh, will recently. 47 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 But he says that he's... 48 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,000 You know, he said that it was just a formality, just a precaution, so... 49 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Um... 50 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Who knows? And, like... 51 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,000 You know, hard stuff. You can live with a lot of hard stuff. 52 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:12,000 But his insurance isn't very good, so that's a concern for me, too. 53 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:20,000 And I'm not the most financially stable right now, so I don't even know if I could afford to help him out. 54 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 And... 55 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Loans are... 56 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:32,000 In this economy, you get it. 57 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah, I... 58 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000 That was... I just... I was panicking, and I... 59 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I called you. I know. I'm... I... 60 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:48,000 I hope that wasn't asking too much. It wasn't... It's not like an emergency. I just... 61 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I was freaking out, and... 62 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 At the moment, I was... 63 00:04:53,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Ooh, really craving a hug, so... 64 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I would love a hug from you, actually, yeah. 65 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Thank you. 66 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Thank you. I needed that. 67 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Thought I was fine, but you put me in my place. 68 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,000 What? No, you don't have to go. I didn't call you over here for just a hug. I'm not a... 69 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Jesus. Who do you think I am? Come sit down. I offered you a variety of snacks and sweet treats. 70 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:47,000 There... By the way, there's freezer-burned ice cream in there, but the flavor's still good. It's fish food. 71 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Which is... It's honestly... The only reason why it stuck around long enough to have freezer-burned was because it got left behind a big bag of cherries. 72 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:05,000 And I just didn't see it. So if you want freezer-burned Ben & Jerry's, please take it. 73 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Because if you don't, I will, and I really shouldn't. Come on, get comfortable. 74 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,000 You seem stiff. Come here. 75 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:31,000 I don't know why you're not cold, but I... Here you go. Rubbing, getting you all loosey-goosey warmed up. There you go. Sorry. 76 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Are you okay? 77 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Are you serious? No, I'm sorry. No, I just... I... I'm sorry. I just didn't... I wasn't expecting to... 78 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I am... I am definitely not intimidated by you. I promise. 79 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I definitely don't... I'm... 80 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I promise that I'm not intimidated by you. 81 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Or feel weird having you in my house, my warm, humble abode. 82 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:21,000 To which... Oh, by the way, do you want... Here, there's a pillow over here. There you go. 83 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:31,000 This pillow now belongs to you. Because I don't want it anymore. And also, it reminds me of you. 84 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Because it's big and cuddly and I love it. Doesn't go with my decor. What are you gonna do? 85 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:47,000 So don't... Trust me, dude. I actually really like your whole thing you got going on, your stature. 86 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:53,000 It's great. Because you could pick me up. You could toss me like a football. And please do, because Six Flags is still closed. 87 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:58,000 And I just... I've been really craving a thrill. 88 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Oh, yeah. Send me hurdling, man. Like, 50 yards. I believe in you. I would love it. 89 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:15,000 And you're extra... But I'm always cold. And you are, like has been previously mentioned, 90 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:21,000 a little bit bigger than me. Which means that when I'm cold, I can just wrap you around myself like a parka. 91 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:29,000 And that works out for everybody. Well, works out for me. Yeah, dude. 92 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Don't worry about it. It's only weird if you make it weird. I love having you here. I want you to stay. 93 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:45,000 You can even stay the night, honestly, because I totally forgot about curfew. 94 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:53,000 So anyway, and I have... Well, you're not gonna fit my clothes. 95 00:08:53,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Maybe, maybe, maybe we could fashion a toga for you out of a sheet. 96 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:06,000 And then we can warp and it will be a delightful evening of fantasy. 97 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,000 And also we'll watch something. I don't know what you want to watch. You never told me what you wanted to watch. 98 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I have Hulu, Netflix, Amazon. I have Shutter. I have... I mean, you know, just have at it, dude. 99 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Free for all. You know, whatever you want. I really appreciate you coming over. It's a big help. 100 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,000 It made me feel so much better. And I don't want you to ever feel weird about it again. 101 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:41,000 All right. Just if you ever want to come, just give me a ring first. 102 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:53,000 And then, you know, I love having you here. I love you not judging the rancid cheese that's in my fridge. 103 00:09:53,000 --> 00:10:02,000 And I just love all of you. All of this. It's good. 104 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,000 You're sincerely one of the nicest, sweetest people I know. You are so sweet. 105 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:13,000 And I mean, that might, you know, don't get a full head. That might just say something about who I choose to hang out with. 106 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:26,000 But I think I have decent taste. And I think that you're a goodie. So. 107 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Yeah. So I'm going to get myself a seltzer. 108 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:44,000 What did you want?