1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,080 Hello? Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Should I? Okay. No? Okay. All right. Um, wear your 2 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:32,020 pants. Okay. Just chillin'. All right. Just chillin' with your little lady friend 3 00:00:32,020 --> 00:00:42,120 comin' over. You're a little... I mean, I'm not... I just wasn't expecting it is all. 4 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:52,920 They are just... they're just not... I just... No, it's fine. I don't care. I honestly 5 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:59,340 don't care, man. I don't care. They're basically shorts. They're a little tight, 6 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:09,320 but we can work around that. Just... just was not expecting it. Where are your 7 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:19,520 pants? They're at the foot of your bed. All right. That's fine. That's super cool. Okay. 8 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:26,120 Am I supposed to take mine off, too? Also, I don't want to do that. It's cold in here, 9 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:32,040 and actually... Can you turn your heat up just a little bit? I know you have that 10 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:43,160 psychotic penguin energy all the time, but I hate it. And you never have enough 11 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:51,520 blankets. Just a little bit. Just like a couple degrees. Okay. Thank you. Oh, I have... 12 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:59,760 I have chips, and I got... Look, it's like... it's like... I don't actually know what it is. 13 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:11,520 It's... I can't tell if it is just like a pumpkin spice flavored seltzer, or if it 14 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:16,640 is like a syrup that is meant to be mixed in drinks, because it says both on 15 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:23,280 the bottle, and half of it is in like... I don't even know what... like, Ukrainian? I 16 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:27,720 don't know. So, I figure we could give that a chug and find out for 17 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,640 ourselves to do like a little science experiment, if you're down with that. 18 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:39,840 Okay. Neat. Oh, also, I just brought... here. It's a little... it's, you know, one of those 19 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:46,240 like hot cocoa mug things. Yeah. I put... but yours has Venezuelan cocoa powder, 20 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:52,240 because I thought that would be fancy. I've had it once before, and it was fine. 21 00:02:52,240 --> 00:03:00,240 But yours also has multicolored marshmallows. You're very welcome. 22 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:11,360 All right. So, I know that we were planning on doing horrors, but would you 23 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:19,640 be down with a Barbie movie? No, they're actually good! They're actually good! I 24 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:26,120 promise they're fun! They're a good fucking time! They're self-aware! Um, just... 25 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:33,480 Ugh! All right. That's on the back burner, though. I'm putting... I'm adding it to the 26 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:38,840 list. I want you to know... just, no, I'm just... I'll text it to you as a reminder, 27 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:43,200 and I'll put it in the calendar. We'll find a day. I want you to watch Princess 28 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:51,440 and the Popper. I only watched it, like, last week for the first time, and it's 29 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:57,640 true what they say. It's a fucking jamboree, and I want all the dresses in it! 30 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:08,640 It's funny! It's fun! Anyway, um, so... what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold on, hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me get a close look. Hold on, 31 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:33,640 hold on, hold on! Bring your little butt! Are those bees? Do you have bee boxes? Oh my god! I love those! I didn't see what was on them before! 32 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:48,160 Oh my god! Wait, why do you have... you don't care about... did you get these in, like, a pack? You just don't care about, like, bees! I care about bees! 33 00:04:48,160 --> 00:05:07,560 Did I turn you on to bees? That's really sweet! Oh my god! I do! I love bees! They're so sweet! My favorite is the bumble, as you're well aware, 34 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:11,440 because they're fat. They're just, like, round, fuzzy little friends. These are 35 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:16,520 honeybees, but they're also good. They're hard workers. Where would we be without 36 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:22,600 them? Where would we be? I want some! Can I borrow these sometime? I know they're not 37 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:26,080 gonna fit. In my butt, they may fit. They're not gonna fit anywhere else. 38 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:32,280 Actually, you know what? They might be too small for me. I don't know. It'll have a very loose crotch. 39 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:36,480 But actually, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna... hold on. I'm gonna go on, like, 40 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:42,200 Wish or Amazon. Hold on. Let me try and find some, because I want some. You can 41 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:52,360 pick a movie while I look for these. Hold on. Oh yeah, Hulu's fine. Okay! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 42 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:59,880 They came up, like, right away. Okay, hold on. Okay, which one is better? No, just 43 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:07,000 between these two, because the other one is too busy. I know that's ironic. Anyway, 44 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:14,560 yeah. It's fine. I don't care if you see the underwear that I'm not even wearing. 45 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:20,360 Why would that bother me? Just pick one. They're cute, and I want to be cute in my 46 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:27,480 little... I'm trying to say britches. Are britches pants? Are they 47 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:33,160 underwear? Are they both? Wait, pants in England are underwear, right? 48 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:42,320 Righty-o? Oh, you know what? I know you chose that one. I'm actually gonna go 49 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:47,160 with the other one. It's not- I like that pattern, but boy shorts don't look good 50 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:53,520 on me. Yeah, so I'm just gonna go with the little bikini briefs. That's gonna be 51 00:06:53,520 --> 00:07:01,480 so cute! Oh, this one just has a full bee on the fanny. The British fanny, sorry. The 52 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:07,840 the vishnanya. And I'm not- there's not enough. Maybe if there was like a little 53 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:11,200 circlet of bees that went around the waistband, that'd be cute too. But just 54 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:16,960 just a bumble on the snatch, actually. I could be talked into buying that. What do 55 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:28,200 you think? Well, it's not- I wouldn't be against showing it off. Like, we could 56 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:37,560 have a- like an underwear party or something. I don't know. I need to show 57 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:50,520 them off to someone. Okay. Yeah, that would- okay. Nice. Oh, now I want to have an 58 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:56,840 underwear party now. Um, this bra is terrible though. It's got like a big hole 59 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:06,000 in it the size of a quarter. Not in a good place. Yeah, I will get these shipped 60 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:11,840 in from China, looks like, so who knows how long that'll take. And then we can 61 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:23,240 have a little pantaloon party. I mean, if you want to invite other people, that's 62 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:28,080 fine. I thought it would be a fun intimate thing for the two of us. No, you 63 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:34,640 can- you can invite other people. Just- oh god, not Ben though. Don't not Ben. I 64 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:43,560 refuse. Because that guy is just- doesn't- uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. You can't invite 65 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:54,360 Lindsay either. No. No Lindsay and no Ben. Because Lindsay- Lindsay is gonna knock 66 00:08:54,360 --> 00:09:00,120 everybody's socks off, alright? Their heads are gonna be blown straight off and I 67 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:06,720 don't want to have to look at that. It's gonna make me cry? And I don't want to be 68 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,740 the girl crying in the corner in her underwear. As cute as that underwear will 69 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:16,160 be. And it will be very, very cute. Actually, really, I'm taking that print. 70 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:24,960 Because- oh my god, you have eyes. I'm not- I'm not- I'm not fishing for 71 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:34,880 compliments, but Lindsay is like a smoke show. I don't think she has a roll of fat 72 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:40,640 on her body. And she's got- I- somehow, at the same time, I mean, monstrous knockers 73 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:48,000 and they're perky. And absolutely not. Am I gonna be sitting side-by-side with that- 74 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,240 I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it to myself. My therapist would advise against 75 00:09:52,240 --> 00:10:02,160 it. If you invite Lindsay, then I'll invite Paul. Yeah. He's a beefcake. He is 76 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:08,400 actually- he's- okay, so he's too much of a beefcake for me, but he'll still- he'll- 77 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,160 he'll- he makes- I don't know what it is. He has that weird thing where, like, I 78 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,800 don't really know many girls that like guys like that, but anytime a man is 79 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,600 around him, his self-esteem just, like, shoots through the floor. Ends up shaking 80 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:26,400 hands with Cerberus because he's just so fucking jacked. It's a- honestly, it's a bit 81 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:31,720 much. Y'all shouldn't feel insecure about that. It's- it's- it's a lot of muscle. He's 82 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:38,880 a very packed individual. It's- it's intimidating. It looks like he's gonna 83 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:44,480 kill me in a way that I would not be, like, wouldn't want to happen on my 84 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:49,320 birthday. You know what I mean? Like, it wouldn't be a special treat. It would 85 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:56,760 just be a horror movie. By the way, pick a horror movie. That's stupid, though. Lindsay- 86 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:05,320 Lindsay looks, like, awesome. It's not the same way that Paul looks however he looks, like a 87 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,880 Minotaur. It's the Lindsay looks awesome in, like, a, you know, like, Victoria's 88 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:23,240 Secret kind of way. Oh. Well. Thank you. I wasn't- I wasn't going for that. I'm not 89 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,840 trying to, like, again, I'm not fishing for compliments or anything, but thank you. That's 90 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:35,960 nice. I try. I've been doing squats. I hurt my knee the other day. Going 91 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:41,720 downstairs is way worse than going up. It's weird after you work out. 92 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:59,160 Well. Yeah. No. That's- I- I just- I- I wasn't really intending to, like, beat myself up so 93 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:08,440 much. I just, you know, she's- I mean, I've- I have multiple friends like that, and when 94 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:19,960 you hang out with them, it's very- you- you just- you kind of see, like, what guys like and what 95 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:27,320 gets ignored vastly by comparison, so. It's not- it's not, like, a knock against her. It is a 96 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:35,320 little bit, because fuck that bitch. What right does she have? But it- it's, you know. I'm- 97 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:40,840 sorry. I didn't mean to make this about me and my insecurities. That's an away. I'm sorry. 98 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:45,800 Thank you. 99 00:12:49,800 --> 00:13:00,600 That's- no, that's, um. It is- it's really nice to hear, because I honestly- 100 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:13,400 I kind of- I don't know. I never got the feeling that you thought I was, like, anything to look at. 101 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:28,680 I don't know. You just- you- you- you made me feel like, you know. No, I- I'm not- I'm not- 102 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:37,240 I'm not- this isn't accusatory of anything wrong that you did. I just didn't, um. I didn't know that 103 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:49,000 you, like, even looked at me as, like, a lady, so. It's nice. Thanks. 104 00:13:49,000 --> 00:14:14,840 Um. Yeah, no. I- I did- I- I, um- I think of you as, like, a friend, but, um, not- not, like, 105 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:25,640 a to- like, I don't think of you as some, like, like, asexual cherub or anything. Well, I- 106 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:42,600 No, dude, that's not- I- I don't know anybody who- you're just- you're- I don't- I'm not trying 107 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:49,080 to make this awkward, but you're- you're really- you're really handsome. I've always thought you 108 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:57,000 were really handsome. I mean, who- my friends think you're handsome. Your mom thinks that you 109 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:11,000 are just the sweetest, cutest boy. I'm just saying that I- I didn't- I didn't know that you 110 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:25,240 thought that I didn't consider you, like, a guy because I do. Um. I think that's fine. 111 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:37,080 We can still- No, you can stay- stay in your boxers. We can still have, um, an underwear party 112 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:45,240 just because, like, I think that you're good-looking and you think that I'm good-looking. 113 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,320 If anything, now I kind of want to show off. 114 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,680 Um, yeah. 115 00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:10,680 Okay. Um, since, like, I met you, but especially since we went to the lake that one time. 116 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,160 You have a nice bag, I don't know what to say. 117 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:32,440 Okay. Um. I'm just gonna, uh. 118 00:16:45,160 --> 00:17:09,240 Um. Is that weird? No? Okay. Um. I don't wanna- I don't wanna make it weird or lose 119 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:25,240 the comfort that we have. If you don't think that it will, then I don't think that it will. 120 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:45,800 Um. Um. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this, like, a thing? Like, 121 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,800 like, what do you want out of this? Because if you just want to kiss, then I don't think we should 122 00:17:51,800 --> 00:18:07,880 do it. I just don't think, um. I don't think it would be smart for me if we just- if we just- 123 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:20,440 Because I know it would make me really confused. And it would- I don't- I'm not trying to be, 124 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:36,680 like, pushy, but I feel like we need to set a boundary right now. So, um. I don't wanna kiss you, but I don't, um. 125 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,680 I don't want it to be, like, a one-time thing. I don't want it to be 126 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:52,040 a thing that we only do, like, on occasion. I don't- I'm- I wanna know what we could- 127 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:08,040 Really? Are you sure? 128 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:23,640 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Um. Like, it's kind of all hitting me, because, like, 129 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,880 I didn't think this would ever be an option, so. 130 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:35,800 No, I'm, like, really- I'm, like, jazzed about it. 131 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:05,800 Okay. So, what would you movie do if you wanna make out? Um. 132 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:15,080 Both? Can we do both? I mean, I'm fine just making out, but 133 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:26,360 also I- I'm really in the mood for a movie. And then I can pretend to be scared, and you can, 134 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:35,080 like, pretend to comfort me. Or vice versa. I don't mind holding your hand. It's okay. 135 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:45,320 Okay. Okay. Um. Did you pick anything? 136 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:53,240 Um. Oh no, not the none.