So how do I look? Are you sure? Because I'm not completely sold on these shoes
to be honest. You always say I look amazing, okay? You're too in love with me
to be objective. Okay fine, I'll take your word for it. So are you ready to go?
Hello? Pervert. I'll never understand guys. Like you've seen me naked, you've
seen my tits like a million times and yet every time I put on this sundress you
just become mesmerized. It's cute though, yeah. So where are we heading? Oh yeah,
I've heard some great stuff about that place. By the way, have I told you what
happened to me the other day on my way to work? Okay, so there was this guy,
right? And he was just kind of standing around that one street. I forgot the name.
That street with the bakery that you always go to to get the pastries for me
when I'm sick? Yeah, that one. Okay look, I don't memorize all these damn street
names, okay? I just go by stores and landmarks and shit. Leave me alone.
Anyways, so the guy was standing around just kind of minding his business and I
don't really notice him. I'm just kind of walking past him and all of a sudden I
hear him shouting, Miss, Miss. Yeah, I know, right? I actually thought he was talking
to someone else but then I heard him kind of running about behind me and as I
turned around he was like right in my face and he was like, Miss, I have to
draw you and usually I'd be pretty damn creeped out but he seemed so gentle and
kind so I was mostly just confused, right? Because like, why me? Oh stop, I'm not
that pretty, okay? Okay, whatever you say, sir. But anyways, I asked him why he
wanted to draw me specifically and he just went, you have the right amount of
shadow and light within you and I was just like, okay, you know, cuz like, what
the fuck? Anyways, he really wanted to draw me and I honestly didn't think he
had creepy vibes so I was like, yeah, fuck it, why not? And he had his little camera
ready and he told me to walk past him like he wasn't there and after he took
the picture he just kind of shouted that he'd be done by sunset which, first of
all, what is this, the 1800s? And second of all, this was on my way to work, right?
So this was hella early in the morning so then I was just thinking to myself,
like, what kind of crazy-ass drawing is this gonna be if it's gonna take all day?
Yeah, to be honest, I thought the exact same thing. Like, it wasn't like I was
hoping for him to actually draw me. I was like 99% sure he was just some random
crazy guy but here's the thing, right? On my way back from work, I actually took
the same route. You know, I usually go through the park when I go back from
work but I actually remembered him and I got pretty curious so I took the same
way home. He was still in the exact same spot so obviously I was a bit
disappointed because at first I thought he just stood around there all day but
there was something different about his vibe this time. Anyways, I'll tell you the
rest of the story once we're inside.
Hi, we have a reservation under... what's... is it under your name or mine? Ah, okay,
great. Thank you so much. Look at you being a gentleman. Thank you, baby. Do you
already know what you want to have? Oh, that does look really good but honestly,
I'm super hungry so I think I'm gonna go for the salmon bowl. Hi, yeah, I'd like
the salmon bowl please and some fresh lemonade with that please. Thank you so
much. Okay, so the story. So this guy was still standing around the same spot but
his kind of demeanor was completely different from the morning. Like, he seemed
super excited, like impatient almost, as if he was waiting for someone and like
the second he saw me he like ran towards me with this big excited grin on his
face and he was like, sunshine girl. Yeah, I don't know why he called me that but he
was like, sunshine girl, it's done, it's done. So I asked him where the drawing
was and he was like, oh it's at my house, you can come with me and look at it. Oh,
sorry, sir, the salmon bowl was mine. No, it's fine, don't worry about it. Thank
you. Oh, wow, this is fucking delicious. Everyone was right about this place, the
food is great. How's your food? You know I'm only saying this so I can get a bite,
right? Oh, how sweet of you to offer that so spontaneously. Mmm, oh my gosh. Why do
you always manage to order things that are even more delicious than whatever I
order? Yes, it's one of your most toxic traits. Oh, right, yeah, the story. Okay, so
I was obviously not going home with this random ass dude so I was kind of like,
yeah, I don't know man, like I just came off of work, blah, blah, blah, and he was
like, oh if you have like 10 minutes I can bring it out here and it was still a
little bit sketchy but then again it was like in the middle of a busy street so
I was like, yeah, sure, why not? Look, I was curious, okay, I just, I needed to know
whether he actually drew me or not. So, I was standing around there waiting and
right when I thought he just kind of forgot about it and just left I see this
thing poking out of the crowd of people. Yeah, this thing. I didn't know what it
was but as he got closer I saw the same guy just carrying a massive kind of, kind
of pole thingy, except something was wrapped around the pole sort of. It's
hard to explain, I guess, but he tells me to gently pull and it turns out that
it's basically like this giant scroll and he started shouting at random people
asking them to hold up the end so I could get a better look. Dude, I wanted to
sink into the ground, I was so embarrassed, you have no clue how loud
this guy was, but anyways, eventually he got someone to help us out and I swear
to God I almost cried, like I legit almost burst into tears. No, it was the
opposite, it was insanely good, like it was so big and still the attention to
detail was just insane. I'm pretty sure he spent all day on that. Hold on, I took a
picture. I know, right? This man is just crazy talented and he's out here on the
street looking for people to draw, so I asked him whether he does this for a
living or not or if it's just like a one-time thing and apparently he just
does this for fun from time to time on his days off. Yeah, I know, right? This
man's work should be in a gallery or some shit, not on the street, but hey,
apparently this makes him happy, so. Oh, he did offer to gift it to me, but first
of all, I felt super bad taking something so beautiful completely for
free and second of all, I don't think we would have enough vertical space on our
place to fit this monstrosity. And on top of that, it's kind of narcissistic to have
a giant portrait of yourself on display in your house, don't you think? Right,
yeah. Dude, I offered to pay him or buy something from him. I even offered to
give him some of the gift cards I had lying around in my purse. He just
wouldn't have any of it. He said the pleasure to draw me was enough payment.
No, he actually said that. Oh my god, shut up. He did, I swear. That's the thing. I
asked him for his name, but he was already rolling the drawing back up and
and he seemed to kind of want to stay anonymous. I don't really know why. Yeah,
just a random serial killer on the run drawing people on the street to blend in.
It's more likely than you think. Maybe he just liked mystery, who knows.
God, that salmon bowl was insane. We should really go here more often. I like
the vibe and the food's fucking great. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that wallet doing
here, good sir? Did you forget it was my turn to pay?
Mm-hmm, I'm not letting you. Hey, sir, could we please get the chip? Asshole.
Look man, I want to spoil you too sometimes, okay? All right, want to get
out of here and take a little walk before heading home? Wait, hold on. There's a
crumb on the corner of your mouth. Hold still. There you go, sweetheart. Okay,
let's go before we start making out in the middle of the fucking establishment,
okay? Okay. So did you manage to finish that project up? Mm-hmm, yeah, that one.
Huh, so does that kind of stuff happen often? Honestly, I don't blame you for
reacting like that. Oh, that's actually pretty cool, not gonna lie. By the way,
have I ever told you that I love the way you tell stories? I don't know. It's
always so charming to listen to you on your little rants. It's cute. It's getting
so fucking hot, by the way. Want to head home? Yeah, I know, but that was the me
sitting inside, sheltered from the cruel sun's heat death rays. I mean, thank God
we didn't, like, head into a completely different direction or something.
Imagine if we had to walk through the entire fucking city through this heat.
Hey, want to get ice cream on the way home? Oh, you had a different dessert
plan? Oh, a different dessert. It's a sundress, isn't it? I don't blame you. I look
cute as hell in this. Well, in that case, we definitely shouldn't take any detours,
because I think I'm starting to crave dessert as well.
You're such a slow walker, oh my god. Look, I'm only walking like this because
I'm excited, okay? No, I'm not letting go of your hands. I'm gonna pull you along
until you learn how to speed up.
Oh fuck, I can't find the keys. When did you get those out of my purse? You had me
scared for a second, you jerk. Now, what about that dessert?
Oh, fuck the bedroom. I need you now. Right up against the door. What can I say? You being
all obsessed with my sundress makes me feel fucking sexy as hell. I need those
fucking hungry eyes of yours on me as you fuck me. I fucking love the way you
look at me. You're so hard for me. Reach under my dress, baby. Get those fucking
panties off me and fuck me. You're so fucking hard for me. Reach under my dress, baby. Get those
fucking panties off me and fuck me. Oh, yes. Oh god, baby, yes. Oh, you feel so fucking
incredible. Oh, fuck me as hard as you fucking want, baby. I'm yours. I'm all
fucking yours. Oh, my face, baby. Make me look you in the fucking eyes as you take
me. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, god, your eyes are so gorgeous. Oh, my leg up with your
other hand. Oh, god, yes, you're hitting all the right spots, baby. Fuck. I need this
so badly. Yes, I'm yours, baby. I'm yours. Yours to kiss. Yours to fuck. So fucking
yours. Oh, always, always, always, always be yours. Oh, I will. Oh, let out those moans
and growls, babe. I want to hear you. You sound so fucking sexy when you pound me. Keep
looking in my eyes and moan for me. Oh, god, yes, that's it. Oh, yeah, I'm close. Yeah,
already. I'm telling you, your eyes and moans drive me fucking crazy, okay? I can't help
it. Oh, god. Oh, please keep going just like that. Don't change anything. Shit, it feels
so good. Oh, your cock feels so fucking amazing inside of me. Oh, I love your cock so much.
I love you so much. So much. Oh, god. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's it. I'm close.
I'm close. I'm close. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, keep going. Keep going. Yeah, just like
that. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck. Just like that. Yes. Yes. Oh, god, yes.
Oh, god, yes. Holy fuck. You're amazing. You're fucking incredible. I want to suck you off.
I want you to come in my mouth. Yes, I'll remember the eye contact. I'll stick my pretty
tongue out for you and I'll be good. I'll look you in the eyes as you slide every fucking
centimeter of your delicious cock into my mouth. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Do I look pretty like this? Yeah, it's even prettier than usual. Hold the back of my head,
sweetheart. Make me go as deep as you want. I can take it. And when you want to come,
you can just come down my little throat, okay? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Are you close? Uh-huh.
Let out those moans, baby. Don't be shy. Watch me as you flood my throat, okay? Look into
my eyes as I take every last drop of cum down my pretty little throat like a good girl.
That's it. Get your cock nice and deep into my pretty little mouth all the way down my
throat and come for me, okay? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ah. That's the fucking
stuff. Oh, you came so much. Oh, I'm glad you think I look pretty when I'm swallowing
your big fucking loads. I love you, babe. That was so much fun. God, I needed that.
You're the best. Do you want to hop in the shower with me real quick? I got to go get
groceries before the stores close, but I don't really feel like going alone, to be honest.
Come on, pretty, pretty, please come with me. It'll be fun. Okay. I promise to help
you with cooking dinner if you come with me. Yeah, you will? Yay.