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So how do I look? Are you sure? Because I'm not completely sold on these shoes

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to be honest. You always say I look amazing, okay? You're too in love with me

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to be objective. Okay fine, I'll take your word for it. So are you ready to go?

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Hello? Pervert. I'll never understand guys. Like you've seen me naked, you've

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seen my tits like a million times and yet every time I put on this sundress you

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just become mesmerized. It's cute though, yeah. So where are we heading? Oh yeah,

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I've heard some great stuff about that place. By the way, have I told you what

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happened to me the other day on my way to work? Okay, so there was this guy,

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right? And he was just kind of standing around that one street. I forgot the name.

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That street with the bakery that you always go to to get the pastries for me

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when I'm sick? Yeah, that one. Okay look, I don't memorize all these damn street

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names, okay? I just go by stores and landmarks and shit. Leave me alone.

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Anyways, so the guy was standing around just kind of minding his business and I

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don't really notice him. I'm just kind of walking past him and all of a sudden I

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hear him shouting, Miss, Miss. Yeah, I know, right? I actually thought he was talking

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to someone else but then I heard him kind of running about behind me and as I

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turned around he was like right in my face and he was like, Miss, I have to

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draw you and usually I'd be pretty damn creeped out but he seemed so gentle and

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kind so I was mostly just confused, right? Because like, why me? Oh stop, I'm not

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that pretty, okay? Okay, whatever you say, sir. But anyways, I asked him why he

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wanted to draw me specifically and he just went, you have the right amount of

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shadow and light within you and I was just like, okay, you know, cuz like, what

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the fuck? Anyways, he really wanted to draw me and I honestly didn't think he

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had creepy vibes so I was like, yeah, fuck it, why not? And he had his little camera

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ready and he told me to walk past him like he wasn't there and after he took

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the picture he just kind of shouted that he'd be done by sunset which, first of

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all, what is this, the 1800s? And second of all, this was on my way to work, right?

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So this was hella early in the morning so then I was just thinking to myself,

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like, what kind of crazy-ass drawing is this gonna be if it's gonna take all day?

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Yeah, to be honest, I thought the exact same thing. Like, it wasn't like I was

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hoping for him to actually draw me. I was like 99% sure he was just some random

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crazy guy but here's the thing, right? On my way back from work, I actually took

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the same route. You know, I usually go through the park when I go back from

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work but I actually remembered him and I got pretty curious so I took the same

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way home. He was still in the exact same spot so obviously I was a bit

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disappointed because at first I thought he just stood around there all day but

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there was something different about his vibe this time. Anyways, I'll tell you the

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rest of the story once we're inside.

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Hi, we have a reservation under... what's... is it under your name or mine? Ah, okay,

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great. Thank you so much. Look at you being a gentleman. Thank you, baby. Do you

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already know what you want to have? Oh, that does look really good but honestly,

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I'm super hungry so I think I'm gonna go for the salmon bowl. Hi, yeah, I'd like

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the salmon bowl please and some fresh lemonade with that please. Thank you so

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much. Okay, so the story. So this guy was still standing around the same spot but

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his kind of demeanor was completely different from the morning. Like, he seemed

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super excited, like impatient almost, as if he was waiting for someone and like

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the second he saw me he like ran towards me with this big excited grin on his

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face and he was like, sunshine girl. Yeah, I don't know why he called me that but he

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was like, sunshine girl, it's done, it's done. So I asked him where the drawing

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was and he was like, oh it's at my house, you can come with me and look at it. Oh,

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sorry, sir, the salmon bowl was mine. No, it's fine, don't worry about it. Thank

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you. Oh, wow, this is fucking delicious. Everyone was right about this place, the

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food is great. How's your food? You know I'm only saying this so I can get a bite,

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right? Oh, how sweet of you to offer that so spontaneously. Mmm, oh my gosh. Why do

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you always manage to order things that are even more delicious than whatever I

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order? Yes, it's one of your most toxic traits. Oh, right, yeah, the story. Okay, so

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I was obviously not going home with this random ass dude so I was kind of like,

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yeah, I don't know man, like I just came off of work, blah, blah, blah, and he was

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like, oh if you have like 10 minutes I can bring it out here and it was still a

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little bit sketchy but then again it was like in the middle of a busy street so

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I was like, yeah, sure, why not? Look, I was curious, okay, I just, I needed to know

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whether he actually drew me or not. So, I was standing around there waiting and

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right when I thought he just kind of forgot about it and just left I see this

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thing poking out of the crowd of people. Yeah, this thing. I didn't know what it

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was but as he got closer I saw the same guy just carrying a massive kind of, kind

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of pole thingy, except something was wrapped around the pole sort of. It's

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hard to explain, I guess, but he tells me to gently pull and it turns out that

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it's basically like this giant scroll and he started shouting at random people

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asking them to hold up the end so I could get a better look. Dude, I wanted to

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sink into the ground, I was so embarrassed, you have no clue how loud

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this guy was, but anyways, eventually he got someone to help us out and I swear

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to God I almost cried, like I legit almost burst into tears. No, it was the

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opposite, it was insanely good, like it was so big and still the attention to

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detail was just insane. I'm pretty sure he spent all day on that. Hold on, I took a

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picture. I know, right? This man is just crazy talented and he's out here on the

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street looking for people to draw, so I asked him whether he does this for a

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living or not or if it's just like a one-time thing and apparently he just

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does this for fun from time to time on his days off. Yeah, I know, right? This

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man's work should be in a gallery or some shit, not on the street, but hey,

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apparently this makes him happy, so. Oh, he did offer to gift it to me, but first

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of all, I felt super bad taking something so beautiful completely for

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free and second of all, I don't think we would have enough vertical space on our

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place to fit this monstrosity. And on top of that, it's kind of narcissistic to have

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a giant portrait of yourself on display in your house, don't you think? Right,

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yeah. Dude, I offered to pay him or buy something from him. I even offered to

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give him some of the gift cards I had lying around in my purse. He just

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wouldn't have any of it. He said the pleasure to draw me was enough payment.

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No, he actually said that. Oh my god, shut up. He did, I swear. That's the thing. I

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asked him for his name, but he was already rolling the drawing back up and

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and he seemed to kind of want to stay anonymous. I don't really know why. Yeah,

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just a random serial killer on the run drawing people on the street to blend in.

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It's more likely than you think. Maybe he just liked mystery, who knows.

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God, that salmon bowl was insane. We should really go here more often. I like

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the vibe and the food's fucking great. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that wallet doing

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here, good sir? Did you forget it was my turn to pay?

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Mm-hmm, I'm not letting you. Hey, sir, could we please get the chip? Asshole.

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Look man, I want to spoil you too sometimes, okay? All right, want to get

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out of here and take a little walk before heading home? Wait, hold on. There's a

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crumb on the corner of your mouth. Hold still. There you go, sweetheart. Okay,

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let's go before we start making out in the middle of the fucking establishment,

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okay? Okay. So did you manage to finish that project up? Mm-hmm, yeah, that one.

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Huh, so does that kind of stuff happen often? Honestly, I don't blame you for

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reacting like that. Oh, that's actually pretty cool, not gonna lie. By the way,

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have I ever told you that I love the way you tell stories? I don't know. It's

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always so charming to listen to you on your little rants. It's cute. It's getting

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so fucking hot, by the way. Want to head home? Yeah, I know, but that was the me

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sitting inside, sheltered from the cruel sun's heat death rays. I mean, thank God

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we didn't, like, head into a completely different direction or something.

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Imagine if we had to walk through the entire fucking city through this heat.

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Hey, want to get ice cream on the way home? Oh, you had a different dessert

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plan? Oh, a different dessert. It's a sundress, isn't it? I don't blame you. I look

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cute as hell in this. Well, in that case, we definitely shouldn't take any detours,

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because I think I'm starting to crave dessert as well.

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You're such a slow walker, oh my god. Look, I'm only walking like this because

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I'm excited, okay? No, I'm not letting go of your hands. I'm gonna pull you along

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until you learn how to speed up.

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Oh fuck, I can't find the keys. When did you get those out of my purse? You had me

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scared for a second, you jerk. Now, what about that dessert?

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Oh, fuck the bedroom. I need you now. Right up against the door. What can I say? You being

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all obsessed with my sundress makes me feel fucking sexy as hell. I need those

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fucking hungry eyes of yours on me as you fuck me. I fucking love the way you

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look at me. You're so hard for me. Reach under my dress, baby. Get those fucking

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panties off me and fuck me. You're so fucking hard for me. Reach under my dress, baby. Get those

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fucking panties off me and fuck me. Oh, yes. Oh god, baby, yes. Oh, you feel so fucking

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incredible. Oh, fuck me as hard as you fucking want, baby. I'm yours. I'm all

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fucking yours. Oh, my face, baby. Make me look you in the fucking eyes as you take

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me. Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, god, your eyes are so gorgeous. Oh, my leg up with your

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other hand. Oh, god, yes, you're hitting all the right spots, baby. Fuck. I need this

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so badly. Yes, I'm yours, baby. I'm yours. Yours to kiss. Yours to fuck. So fucking

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yours. Oh, always, always, always, always be yours. Oh, I will. Oh, let out those moans

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and growls, babe. I want to hear you. You sound so fucking sexy when you pound me. Keep

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looking in my eyes and moan for me. Oh, god, yes, that's it. Oh, yeah, I'm close. Yeah,

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already. I'm telling you, your eyes and moans drive me fucking crazy, okay? I can't help

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it. Oh, god. Oh, please keep going just like that. Don't change anything. Shit, it feels

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so good. Oh, your cock feels so fucking amazing inside of me. Oh, I love your cock so much.

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I love you so much. So much. Oh, god. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's it. I'm close.

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I'm close. I'm close. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, keep going. Keep going. Yeah, just like

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that. Just like that. Just like that. Oh, fuck. Just like that. Yes. Yes. Oh, god, yes.

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Oh, god, yes. Holy fuck. You're amazing. You're fucking incredible. I want to suck you off.

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I want you to come in my mouth. Yes, I'll remember the eye contact. I'll stick my pretty

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tongue out for you and I'll be good. I'll look you in the eyes as you slide every fucking

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centimeter of your delicious cock into my mouth. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Do I look pretty like this? Yeah, it's even prettier than usual. Hold the back of my head,

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sweetheart. Make me go as deep as you want. I can take it. And when you want to come,

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you can just come down my little throat, okay? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Are you close? Uh-huh.

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Let out those moans, baby. Don't be shy. Watch me as you flood my throat, okay? Look into

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my eyes as I take every last drop of cum down my pretty little throat like a good girl.

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That's it. Get your cock nice and deep into my pretty little mouth all the way down my

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throat and come for me, okay? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ah. That's the fucking

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stuff. Oh, you came so much. Oh, I'm glad you think I look pretty when I'm swallowing

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your big fucking loads. I love you, babe. That was so much fun. God, I needed that.

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You're the best. Do you want to hop in the shower with me real quick? I got to go get

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groceries before the stores close, but I don't really feel like going alone, to be honest.

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Come on, pretty, pretty, please come with me. It'll be fun. Okay. I promise to help

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you with cooking dinner if you come with me. Yeah, you will? Yay.