Hey! Your apartment's nice! How much do you pay in rent for this?
Wow! That's really good for this area. So, wanna give me the tour?
Do you keep it this clean all the time, or just because you thought I might come over?
Good to hear it.
Ooh, your bed looks comfy. Mind if I take a seat?
Gosh, you have such a handsome smile. You are just beaming right now, and I love it.
So, I just wanted you to know, I'm having a lot of fun on our date.
You're really sweet, unbelievably cute, and so far it looks like we have similar tastes.
We're, well, almost a perfect match. Don't you agree? Magnifico.
Um, wait, um, hold up. Um, before we do this, there's just, there's one thing.
So, I kind of have this kink you should know about.
No, it's nothing nasty, sorry. I just, well, I sort of like pretending to be crazy.
Well, kind of crazy? Um, well, good question. Um, like, like I'm obsessively in love, to the point where, like, um, I'm stalking you,
and sending death threats to your exes if they try and contact you, and I have a shrine to you in my bedroom, and, you know, like that.
Yeah, I know. I know it's weird as hell. That's why I'm telling you beforehand. It's, I get it.
It can definitely be a turn off to some people, so I just need to be sure you're okay with it before we start fling around.
Well, I can really get into it. We should, we should agree on a safe word in case it's too intense for you.
It's just pretend, though. Like roleplaying. Okay? Yes. Okay. Sounds great.
Open your mouth.
Oh, this week I've been touching myself to the thought of shoving your tongue in my mouth.
You feel and taste so delicious, darling. Just how I imagined you would. Can I show you just how what you made me?
I'm soaking in anticipation. Why don't you come over here and have a taste?
Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Your tongue is perfect. And it belongs to me now.
It's never going to touch another woman's mouth or pussy. You're mine. Lick my thighs.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yes. Right there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck. You're making me go crazy. Don't you fucking dare stop.
This is exactly what I've been waiting for my whole life. This is what it means to be together. I want you all to myself.
And I'm not going to let you go. I want you to be inside me right now. Right fucking now.
I love you. Yes. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. God, yes. I love you.
I love the way you feel inside me. Fuck, I want this every single day.
up next to you every morning and make love to you and i'm going to
you're perfect i can't stop thinking about you i've touched myself a dozen times this week
waiting for you to make love to me darling i love you fuck i can't believe it's happening now it
feels so fucking good fuck fuck fuck i'll do anything i'll do anything for you darling anything
anything i love you fuck god i would i would kill for you darling don't you fucking dare stop
destiny brought us together you know we were born for each other and now nothing nothing will
fuck ever set us apart nothing fuck yes yes yes i love you fuck we're going to be together forever
forever no matter what you belong to me now oh fuck fuck yes deeper deeper deeper yes fuck
fuck do you feel my thighs wrapped around you god yes i need you deeper deeper fuck i love you
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck yes don't slow down i need you i need you all to myself and i'm not
going to let you go god yes i love you so much yes if i ever see another girl flirting with you
i'm going to slit her fucking whole throat because you are mine yes fuck i love you so much yes oh
fuck yes yes yes yes come inside me come inside me yes i love you it's okay yes come for me come
for me darling come for me come for me
ah your gum is so warm so deep inside me so sticky so sweet uh
uh i love it i love you i love you so much darling
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that was perfect thanks did you have a good time
yeah i thought so i'm really glad we did this
yes sorry what did you say was i being serious
yes of course not