And I will start recording right now. Oh wait, I got to turn on my 4k legacy
option saying on my
Fancy new interface. I don't actually know what it does, but
Apparently it's supposed to make it sound more better
No, because I didn't mention the name
Technology that I don't understand. I wish that'd be cool
This live performance is sponsored by audible not really
Audible not really. Raid Shadow Legends? Oh, Raycon
What's the uh
What's the uh, the one that's been popping up recently, the the mattresses
Is that a hat on?
The mattresses? I don't know. Don't worry about it
I'm going off on a tangent. I need to go look at the challenge bed
I also need a new mattress
My my bed has two mattresses and I think they're both older than I am
So
It would be very nice to be sponsored, however, I
Don't think I make the right content for sponsoring unless it's like Adam and Eve
Which would be cool
Or if maybe Bad Dragon did sponsorships, that would be really cool
Okay
I've got all
I hadn't bought a toy in a really long time. I kind of need to I want to
But I have not because they're expensive
That's true
We have three minutes until official time start because I don't want to start before six just to let everyone get in who's gonna get in
No, no, no, no, no, the microphone was not $900 the microphone
Plus the interface was $500 total
Although I might buy one at some point that cost $900 once I have the money to do that
I don't think Bad Dragon does sponsors
Okay
Okay, well I have to have to
Wait I have three
So I
Will however say that that the cum lube they make
Top quality stuff
top quality
worth the money
Excellent. It's got that kind of anime
A stringy viscosity
It's it's really good
Especially for visuals
It's absolute pain in the ass to clean though 100%
However, it is very sexy
Okay, one minute until showtime. Oh
No, the nervousness is coming back up again I
Honestly forgot about this I
Wasn't having that great of a day and at about 4 p.m. I was like, oh shit. I
Have a live performance in two hours
Wow, okay
Let's open up
The thing all right, so we're gonna start off with a nice day for work
Something very nice and comfy
Should I like read off the specific request?
for y'all should I
Screencap it
What would you guys prefer?
Just so that you know, what's coming up I can read it or screencap it. Okay read off
Yeah, yeah that was the plan
For sure. I want to make sure anyone you know, if anything is dark people can
deafen themselves for a little bit and
If anyone requests it I can ping you after it's done. So, you know
You know, I don't want anyone to have to listen to something. They don't want to listen to
Okay
All right first request by Panda, please
Panda, please is
Some improv don't be sad. You're a good boy
You deserve love come here for a hug head pats comforting a sad boy kind of vibes
Which I can very easily do
All right
Let's get this show on the road I
I certainly hope you won't be sad boys after this
Hey, how are you doing today?
Yeah, I figured you were pretty down I mean just look at your face
Is there anything I can do to help?
Yeah, come here, you know, I'm always here to come for you and you need it yeah, just come and put your head on my chest
I'll rub your back too. Okay. I know how much you like that. I
Know times are tough. I mean this year has been tough
So it's okay to be sad
Just
Know that it's all gonna be okay
I'm gonna be here for you. No matter what. All right
I'll be here for you to hug and cuddle
And to comfort you
Whenever you ask, okay? You don't have to be sad when I'm here
I'll make it all better. Okay
You're a good boy, you know that right
You're my good boy and you always always
Will be okay. I
Want you to know that I
Want you to know that no matter how hard
The day is the week is the month is
You're my good boy
And I'm always
always
Going to be here for you
To show you the love that you deserve
The love that you need the left. I'm always
always
willing to give you
Because you deserve it
you're just so kind and sweet and gentle and wonderful and
Cheering up my most favorite person in the world is the least I can do
Plus
Having you this close having your head on my chest
You listening to my heartbeat in my hand running down your back. It just
It makes me so happy
it really really does I
Couldn't think of a better way to spend my day than making you smile
Being this close to you
holding you close
So don't ever ever worry about being sad, okay
Don't ever feel like you're a burden or that you're asking me for too much
Okay, cuz you aren't you aren't a burden. I
Love you very much. I care for you so deeply and I will always
always be happy to come for you, okay?
Good
Yeah, you can stay here for a while it's okay, I don't got anywhere to be
Well, I hope you guys like that one
That made me feel nice and comfy too
Yeah, I just pop that in there
I'm glad you guys liked it
All of you deserve to feel the comfy vibes
Yeah after each one
After and before probably
Also, yeah all of these
Aside from two are improv
So
Well, no cuz the uh, the next prompt after this is uh, can I get an audio in which you beg to be bred by daddy?
so
Cozy Club meetings ending pretty fast
I mean, I guess it could still be wholesome. Yeah, I mean, I'm here for it
Cozy breeding that's true
I
Mean yeah
Would you would you guys like wholesome breeding over degenerate breeding there's a different vibe. I
Don't know
The name is in here
I don't know. The name isn't here
I
With the lights exactly
And
Not in the missionary position. We're actually on our sides facing each other
No shoes
I guess I could do both. Yeah
Oh
Yeah, you know if you keep your socks on
If you keep your socks on then, you know, it isn't gay
So I'm assuming if you keep your socks on it isn't degenerate
right
I wish I could make hand-holding sound effects. I don't know
Okay
You know
Let's okay I have any okay, we'll do both of a sword
It's everyone ready for porn now after that very sweet start. Oh
God I need a sip of water
I'm not eating pretzels. I'm not
This isn't that kind of
Of live performance unless someone
Several people specifically want to hear me eat. I'm not going to be eating
So
I'm not going to be eating
I'm not going to be doing a mukbang. Okay, not quite Shauna but but go off I guess
Yes, yeah, of course, okay, let's go
Okay, I got it I got a tab out of the chat I can't be looking while you guys are typing it'll make me laugh
Okay
Daddy it's not fair. I've been waiting all night for you to come home
You said you would get home two hours ago
I need it so bad. Please daddy. I really want it
I've been waiting
Just like you said I haven't touched myself at all
Not since this morning when you left for work, I've been so wet all day long
Just thinking about your cock
About you filling me up
About being pumped full of your cum, daddy
Please I need it right now. I need it right now
please just
I don't even have any panties on daddy. Just
please
Under your pants
right now
And just just shove it
Like that, ah, yes
Ah, ah, ah, daddy, yes, yes, yes, don't waste any time going home. Yes, I've been wanting it all day, yes
Oh god, oh god, daddy, yes
Yes, I want it be filled with your cum daddy. I want you to breed me. I want it
I want it, I want it so bad
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Fill me, fill me daddy
Fill me with your cum
I want you to breed me
Yes, yes, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop
Don't stop until my womb is filled with your cum, please
Daddy, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
You're fucking me so hard
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I need it, I need it
My cum has been so thirsty for your cum all day
Oh god, oh god, daddy, daddy, daddy
I'm gonna cum, breed me, breed me, breed me, please
Fill me, fill my womb, please, I need it, I need it, I need it
I love you, I love you daddy, I love your cum
Please, please, please, breed me, oh god
You're feeling, oh god, you're feeling me
Oh god, daddy, fuck
Oh god, it's so full
My womb is so full of your cum
Oh daddy, oh god
Wait, where are you pulling out?
You can't think that we're done yet, right?
I need more
I've been waiting all day
I need so much more
Hopefully
Oh god, what's going on?
I thought your roommate wasn't here!
I'm- Listen, bring him into the room, I'll apologize.
I'll personally apologize.
I'll apologize for giving him a raging boner.
I really hope I'm not too loud, I'm not home alone right now.
Who knows, whatever, they can confront me about it, but they won't.
Alright, I need- Excuse me?
Was that necessary of you, Mr. Motorcycle Person?
Yeah, it wasn't Motorcycle.
My walls?
I don't know whose walls- I don't have a fan on.
I should turn my fan up, at least one.
Not full blast, cause that's like a tornado.
I turned a lot- God damn it, that took me a second!
That was good.
Okay, well, um, I live in a two story house, and I've got the entire upstairs to myself,
so that's what I'm riding on.
So to hear me, it would have to be through my wall door, down the stairs.
I'm recording this right now, just in my bedroom.
There's no soundproofing in my bedroom, aside from like, this little thing that goes under
the door crack to block that, which helps a little bit.
Well, it's a house.
I think generally, in my experience, houses often have thicker floors than apartment complexes.
I could be wrong.
I don't know.
That's just what I've noticed.
Oh, really?
That's a sh- I'm so sorry.
I do have carpet.
Bye!
Okay, double check on what the next thing is.
Okay.
What's up with all the people on motorcycles?
I live in the suburbs.
Chill.
I'm gonna need the, uh, the old dildo for this one.
Okay.
The only thing I usually hear outside are cops.
Yeah, luckily it's not nighttime yet.
It's barely, barely starting to get dark.
Okay.
Dog clicker.
All right, the next one is, I was hoping for one where you're a good girl who gets reluctantly
turned into a mindless cocksucker by your father's friend.
Thank you.
So, that's this one.
All right, and now I alt tab away from the chat so I don't lose it.
Audacity's still recording, right?
That would be really bad if it just stopped recording and I didn't notice.
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
Okay.
Please stop it with the revving the engines, I would, I would very kindly appreciate it
if you would stop.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Daddy, what's this guy doing here?
He's, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's
a, he's a, he's a business, friend of yours.
uh!
He could give me that job?
Really?
Uh, but I have to do a favor first.
I mean, yeah, I said I do anything.
um...
You have to be kidding, right?
The look on your face tells me that you're not kidding.
Really?
No.
No.
I know I really want to-
Fine.
Fine.
Once.
Only once, and I- I won't- I'm not swallowing, okay?
Not.
Is that a deal?
Fine.
Okay.
Wow.
You're hot already, aren't you?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I guess it doesn't taste half bad.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm only doing this because I have to.
I guess you can go faster if you want.
You can fuck my face, I guess.
I'm going to go faster.
Where are you stopping?
I'm fine.
Just keep going.
Please, keep going.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
come all the way down my throat
I want it, I need it
I swallowed every last drop
I'll clean it up for you
You only want it once?
I didn't know what I said before but
Is it possible that maybe
I could do this a few more times?
You know, just to make sure I'm not
indebted to you or anything, of course
Thank you sir
And thank you to daddy
Here we go
I hope that one was good
Oh no!
Welcome back
Thank you
Alright clicker
Oh boy that made a mess
Okay
The next one is
Another blowjob
Should I do
Maybe buffer it
With something else and have another blowjob later
Or you know, do it now, whatever
What would you guys like?
I'm doing this for y'all, stop asking me what I want
Blowjob
Handjob
Blowjob
I'm just happy to be here
I appreciate that
I have two other blowjobs
I mean I guess I can do
I can do more than one
Okay now I want to do the handjob last
Because I want to make that super slippery
And nice sounding
And I have lube for that
And I, you know, I'll suck it with lube
But you know it doesn't taste great
It tastes kinda like lube
You know
It tastes kinda like chemicals
You know
It just kinda is
Well listen it's not flavored
It just
It was the highest rated one on Amazon okay?
What do you want from me?
Do another
Do another blowjob? Okay
I swear to god if dogs start barking while I'm doing this I'm gonna lose it
I'm gonna lose it guys, I'm really going to lose it
Okay
You know what I'm just gonna upvote everything I've done so far
So that I know what I've done so far
Either or
Oh god no
I haven't looked at the thread
Because I want, I didn't want myself to start
Thinking
Ahead of time
I wanted it to be
Pure improv
Pure off the cuff
This is me
This is me
I merely uh
I just exist
That's all
Okay
Blowjob next
Blowjob next I lost my reddit tab
It is
Oh it is, it is kinda similar to what I just did
You know I'll do the other blowjob one
Look at me, five head MLG plates
Cars, please stop, stop existing
Just for the next 30 minutes, that'd be really nice
For a soundboard?
Just me laughing?
That's something
Someone's actually talking on the telephone, maybe I should move into my closet
Nah fuck it, I don't care, I don't care enough
Okay, I live life on the edge
Alright, so the next one I'll do in order to
Did you actually get caught?
I really wanna know
Like did they actively
Notice?
I want to know how
Oh no, oh god
Okay, the next one I'm going to do to mix it up from the other one is
Giving a blowjob while talking about one of the best orgasms you've ever had
Thanks
And I can do this
This'll be a real one
Now, a question for you guys
Would you want me to make it more into a roleplay sort of thing?
Or just
To put it crudely
Yes?
Yes, okay
I was just going to just, just, just, I was just, just slobbing on the knob to
Not really putting any roleplay elements to it, just talking
And, you know
Look, roleplay? Okay
I'd say, I'd offer that I could do it
In sort of like a hysterical literature kind of way
But the only vibrator I have is my wand and it is
I think it'd probably be very loud
By probably I mean
Very
I don't know if you guys would want me to test it
But
You want me to test it? Okay
It might be very loud, the last time
I'll test it and see what happens
The last time I tried doing an audio with this microphone
With the wand, it absolutely ruined it
It was unsavable, I couldn't save it
It was a breeding ramble and it was bad
You just couldn't, you couldn't hear shit
Okay, I have to crawl onto my bed because it's on my bed
Free my earbuds, please
I don't know why I have earbuds in so I can't hear anybody
Oh god
Where?
Oh, there it is
Yeah, I really don't know why I have earbuds in
Get out of here
Oh god, my room's a mess
Absolute disaster
I have a feeling this is going to be really loud
So, um
Ready yourselves, I guess
Let's muffler something
A heavy towel, maybe
And a stuffed animal
Maybe
Maybe?
I mean, because I'm assuming you guys would enjoy hearing some, you know, real fun
Submerge your lower half in jello
You know, if I had that much jello, I would love to do that
That would honestly be a pretty solid thing to do
Also, I do just really like jello
You know, like the blue jello, this gives me really hard nostalgia
Oh, Jesus
I turned it on, well how was that? I didn't muffle it
Pretty loud, yeah
Um, okay, let me try actually muffling it
And putting it under my desk
That's really loud
There
That's not bad, it was on, it's on
Now
Now it's off
Oh, really?
Okay, okay, okay, okay
That I can do then
Why did I put myself into this scenario?
Now I'm going to get all embarrassed
Oh, Jesus
F***ed by a beak, I mean I've done that once
Wink wonk Shauna
Well, then I won't do the roleplay this time, this will just be me giving a blowjob and trying to say words
Trying to say words, I probably won't be able to say many words, realistically speaking
I just want to say, this thing uh, this thing f***s
This thing completely f***s
If you have a woman in your life that you want to buy a sex toy for
This was about like $65 and it has lasted me six years
So, this is not sponsored but I wish it was
Okay
I'm trying to make sure it doesn't get too loud
Okay, is that, it seems a little bit louder
Is it still good though?
Awesome, okay, well, where's the
There we go, let the fun begin
Okay
F***
I'm going to end up shaking my desk
Okay
Well, the best orgasm I ever had was
F***
I was laying face down, stomach down, I guess
Rather and it was playing with a toy with somebody
Somebody was using it on me, oh f***
It was actually one of my bad dragon toys, it's not that big but it's big enough for me
And I was laying in the bed, laying down with this wand underneath me kind of laying on it
F***
Oh god, and my hands were tied above my head
And I had a blindfold on, I am actually really into being blindfolded
Oh f***, makes everything kind of dizzy and weird in a good way though
Oh f***
And it was, it was like, oh god, it was a long session I guess
I had probably came like three times before
Oh f***
And I just, I just, I just, I have been completely just mind broken by the end of it
I was just in a really good spot, and all I could do was just claw at the pillows
And crying my hips down against the wand and oh f***
Oh god, I'm gonna, oh f***
Oh Jesus, oh god, oh god
There's not much else to say about it, it was just, I think by the time I was done
I must have come about five, six times I could
Oh my, oh god
Oh f***, oh god, oh god, oh god
Oh f***, f***, f***, f***, f***
I have hair on my mouth
Oh god, I know
Curl cum you f***ing prick
You ungrateful, you ungrateful f***
I'm so mad
Oh if I could punch you through the screen I would
Oh god, f***
Okay I'm good, I'm good mostly
I'm drinking soda now
Because f*** water
It was in poor taste
F***, that was a lot
I shouldn't
Well I hope you guys enjoyed that
My legs are shaking a bit
Listen I have water and soda
I am just addicted to Coca-Cola and I can't do anything about that
Alright, that
It doesn't quite have the right ring to it
Well I hope you guys liked that
I definitely had to be a little bit more vocal
If I'm being honest I'm more the type
I'm actually the type of person who just is relatively silent
Like I'm more of a stunned silence kind of person
You know, like
About the faces, but
That was a real recollection
That went crazy
Yes, it was one of my bad dragon dildos, yeah it was real
Maybe I should do these blindfolded
Blindfold, blindfolds kind of hit different
For me at least, interestingly enough
Let's do gush guys
Honestly it's only blindfold
I don't really like the idea of total sensory deprivation
It's mostly just, oh Jesus
Okay
It's just, I don't know
It just
Goes crazy
Bone down in space?
I don't want to be in space
Space kind of scares me
If I'm being honest
Space kind of skewy
It is big and you know, if like
I have a fear of falling and heights
And like can you really get any higher than space?
You know if you fall
You know you're just falling forever
It's just falling
AKA falling
Listen
Among Us imposters could probably get it
Yes
Phobia? Yes it is
I have that with really tall buildings
Like just looking up at a really tall building
Sometimes makes me very anxious
I'm like oh I don't like how big that is
I am very small
I am fun sized and there are many
You know I used to hate the dark
Like full on
For like the first 15 years of my life
I would not sleep without like a TV on
It's different if it's like a mountain
You know in the distance
But like if it's like a tall building
That I look directly up at
Then it's like this really dwarfing feeling
Not that I know what a mountain looks like
I'm just kidding I've been to Hawaii once
But I live on the gulf coast
There aren't any mountains here
Okay I think I've rested enough
What's the next one?
What's up?
Okay up
Vote
Up
I'm lost
Why? Why do you have to do that?
Part of your job?
What do you have to do?
I am very morbidly curious
That'd be pretty cool
Oh yeah I guess I'll just do Williams now
You wholesome fuck
Oh that's actually really cool
Williams request was for me to say
I am a talented performer with friendly and understanding fans
I have nothing to be nervous about
Thank you William I know
You are all wonderful and I love you all very much
Honestly you really are
I don't think I've had one bad, rude, offensive comment PM on Reddit yet
No outward rudeness which is very very nice
I got this one
Okay nevermind
It's probably a coffee pasta but oh well
Okay what's after?
The wholesome one
Okay
Let's do
Can you do an improv where you're on a company trip and seduce your work husband into cheating on his girlfriend by spending the night in your room?
I'll do that next
Okay
I don't know why I'm cracking my knuckles as if I'm going to do anything with my hands
Nothing yet I said what the next one I'm going to do is
Kind of bald
Yes I said I said what the next
I'm wearing short sleeves actually
I'm prepared
I could make it into a shitty muscle shirt though
And be kind of a fuck boy
Fuck girl doesn't have the same vibe
Yes I'll repeat it
Can you do an improv why do I keep wanting to say where
Can you do an improv where you're on a company trip and seduce your work husband into cheating on his girlfriend by spending the night in your room
Yes please if anyone needs to sleep please I beg of you sleep
I will be I am recording this you will get to hear it
No matter what
Take care of yourselves
No
Sleep is for the responsible
That's
Sleep is for good health
That's why I have been sleeping like a grandmother and going to bed at 9 p.m. waking up at like 5
I can't nap if I nap I'll sleep for like four hours and I'll wake up feeling worse
Unfortunately
Like I'm the kind of person who has a nap like well like once in my entire life and I'm chasing after that high with every nap that I try and take
And it never it's never quite the same
I mean is isn't everybody
I just can't find it
It was when I was in middle school I came home at like 4 p.m. I took a nap
I took a nap at like 430 or something and I woke up and I saw that it was kind of
Sunsetty sunrise the outside and I looked at the clock and it just said six and I was like oh shit I'm late for school I must have slept through the entire night
And I was scrambling to put on my clothes freaking out like why the fuck didn't my mom wake me up what the hell and I run down skit downstairs and I'm like why the hell didn't you guys wake me up like for what
For school it's six it's 6 p.m. shut up Shauna I can't I can't I can't do this
It's October Shauna what do you want
Okay work husband cheat on your wife girlfriend whatever
Okay we're good y'all let's go I've been chatting for too long
So what are you going to get up to now I mean we're in a new city it's what it's only 5 p.m.
You're not really going back to your room are you
Come on don't be such a stick in the mud why don't you come back to mine I've got a bottle of wine you know
We're off time we should live it up a little bit you know until we have to go back and we're back at the desks and the booths and the you know come on it's not that big of a deal
Plus you can just sleep on the couch if you want they're big rooms company paid for and all
Now you know what I wanted when I invited you in here right into my room all by yourselves asking you to drink with me inviting you to sleep on the couch
You can't be that oblivious right yeah I can tell by that look on your face you knew exactly what I wanted to do
Don't look so ashamed I know you want it I know the way you look at me
Whenever you call me your work wife I know you want me and I want you to
She doesn't have to know about it I'm not gonna tell her
What happens on the company trip stays on the company trip okay
So come here lay down with me you know exactly what I want I want to skip straight to it
You don't know how long I've wanted this for a long time ever since you started calling me your work wife
I've wanted to take you into a side room into the break room and just have you fuck me senseless on the counter
So I want to get right to feeling that cock inside me
See under this little pencil skirt not even wearing any panties doesn't that excite you I bet it does
Looking at how hard you are for me already
Oh come on duck it cold feet I bet thinking about cheating on her is actually making you more excited
Come on I'll just climb on top of you don't worry nobody else has to know
This will just be our dirty little secret
Just as good as I imagined
Fuck fuck fuck fuck I bet this is even better than what she can give you huh
I bet my pussy is even tighter than her hips
You know how I can tell the way you're digging your fingers into my hip
Yes pull me down under your cock fuck fuck fuck fuck yes it's okay
Go as hard as you want
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck yes yes yes you can come inside me you don't have to worry about it it's okay
Don't don't be afraid I'll do everything for you that you want
Yes yes yes yes I'm gonna come fuck yes yes yes yes
Oh god you came so hard didn't you
And someone that wasn't your girlfriend into your co-worker
And you loved it didn't you I bet you want to do it again don't you
Oh don't worry we have all night we have all weekend and you know even some time at work whenever we get back
Because I know you're not going to be able to quit this
There we go
I need to uncross my legs
How was that
Glad y'all liked it
Sorry I'm rubbing my legs a bit because I sit cross legged like a gremlin and
Dogs are being loud for the recording
No y'all don't want to hear it they are loud and they are obnoxious and they are gremlins
They do it constantly they'll see a dog on the TV and they will lose their actual minds they'll see an animated
Tiger on the TV and they will lose their minds they barked at the dragons in Game of Thrones
They are miniature schnauzers
Yeah that's true it is they aren't my dogs technically
They aren't trained for shit
They are cute little fuckers they are very cute
I have to edit all this out
Okay I think we're good welcome back
This one is from
Hi
Awesome
I just want to know what you imagined
What's your direction
Yeah pretty much I wanted to ask if it's did you want it to be more femdomy or more wholesome I wasn't sure
By the words
That I can do
Will do
Okay
Alright let's go so glad the dogs are done barking already
I swear
I'm listening intently I could move into my closet
If anyone needs to pee sure we can take five if anyone needs to take a break and go get a drink get a snack get some tissues who knows whatever
I don't have to feel guilty actually I think
Knock on wood I think they're done
Okay again let's try this
God
I am going to cry
It's fine it's 7pm you guys need to stop and go to bed it's bedtime for dogs
I'm so sorry that I have animals in the house that don't respect my business
Apologies
But you have dogs but it's okay because they're cute anyways
No I don't like being interrupted by things like like dog barking okay let's try this third times the charm third times the charm
Okay let's let's go
Okay
Honey could you come over here for me
Today was just such a difficult day at work I think you know what I want right I don't even need to ask you for it look at you
Already getting on your knees for me
Oh you're such a good boy such a good husband he always know exactly what I need to wind down
It's fine
I'm just gonna keep going
I'm sorry for the um never fucking mind
Okay
Okay
Okay
Are you trying to sleep
Are you trying to sleep
Are you trying to sleep
Are you trying to sleep
Are you trying to sleep
Okay I'm back good news I remedied it second good news the other person who lives in this this house who was making them bark
By showing them a commercial repeatedly fully believes that I'm doing schoolwork so soundproofing has worked
So yeah good walls the walls are pretty good
And I don't know okay I don't know if anyone's actually left so
I don't know if I should give it like a few minutes I'm very sorry for the interruption I wish I lived in a soundproof box that would make life a lot easier
I could again go into my closet but I've have her on a pole and I think people enjoy the slight reverb of my bedroom more than the sound of my closet which has less reverb because I am soundproofing it yeah
Okay from the top
auction if you want to mute not mute deafen yourself I'll ping you whenever it's done there we go
Okay now would you guys prefer me to start from the top or resume from where I was
Just want to you know from the top from the top I can do from the top take two all right Shauna if you're going to say whatever I want don't respond thank you
It's not an answer I want
Listen if I ask what do you guys want saying whatever you want doesn't help me
I love you Shauna however
It's not helpful
I can't decide I am 90% bottom I can't make decisions I'm bisexual and I'm mostly a bottom
So yeah
Yeah so I can't make decisions
I can barely decide what to eat for dinner
Anyways
Let's go
Please don't die
Drink some water hydrate yourself
Okay again from the top
God
It's been such a hard day at work
Honey
Could you come here for a second
Hey
Well honey what I want is you know it's just been such a hard day at work
And well I could really use something to wind down and you know exactly what that is don't you
Of course you do look at you already getting down on your knees for me
Such a good boy you are such a good loving doting husband
That's what you are isn't it
Look at you already sliding your hands up my thighs but did I give you permission to touch me
I'll let it slide just this once
As long as you can handle
Making me come darling doing your job like you're supposed to
There you go don't be afraid
This is what a good husband is supposed to do for his loving wife
Have his head buried between your thighs
Such a good boy so good with your tongue
Look at you you're already hard too
But you're being so good and focusing on me
I'm just gonna put my thighs up on your shoulders
Oh fuck I'll pull you in real close
You should be buried in me
All you should be able to taste is me darling
Fuck
Yes just like that
Oh fuck
Just right there
Good boy good boy
Take your fingers into my thighs
I'll pull you in
Closer to me here you go
Oh fuck doing such a good job
Such a good job for me
Oh god yes fuck yes no no don't pull away
I'm just gonna pull you close
Take my nails into your scalp
Fuck you like it when I pull your hair don't you
Oh fuck
Oh god oh god I'm gonna come
I'm gonna come on your tongue yes yes yes
Taste me taste me babe yes yes
Oh fuck
Good job good boy good job
There you can breathe now
You did your duty after all
Oh what a good welcome back
Oh you know
Just how to be a good husband for me don't you
Maybe if you're extra good
I'll take care of this for you too
Okay there we go
Without mostly any sounds I think
Maybe I should have done the accent for it
Didn't even think about that
Stupid
That's good
There we go
Although Auction might be doing a relatively dark one next
This one's from Shauna
It's kind of dark and yandere so I think you might want to
Like go back into my closet
Yeah baby you're the only one who went dark
So I hope you guys if anyone else doesn't want dark I'll
The tags are yandere
Gaslighting
Threats of rape
Breeding in
Forced impregn
So if anyone doesn't vibe with that
You can deafen
I just want to warn just I want to make sure everyone's cash money
This is a safe place
I just want to quadruple check
Okay cool
That all sounds pretty cash money to me
Oh it's actually kind of funny it's actually kind of funny
Auction did the other script
And it is safer work absolutely saccharine
It is the complete opposite of this
So the two scripts I got are completely opposite
Which I found that amazing
I'll do auctions right after this one
Y'all got the whole spectrum
Oh yeah you guys get some click clacking
It's a nice gamer girl ASMR goodness
Is that actually an ASMR trigger I don't actually know that much about
It is keyboard noises
Okay cool
I realized I got off topic but I really like tip tapping
I just need to find something good to tip tap on but I love
It gives me like the I guess not ASMR
I don't particularly care about hearing it but I love doing it
I love tip tapping
It's just so comforting
Anyways we got we went from
I was going to perform Yandere thing to ASMR
Listen I got a binaural mic for a reason
I want to do more of it
Listen if I'm cuffing anyone to a bed then they get a turn after me they can cuff me to the bed
That's how I work
I give and I take
I am a switch
Both come to the bed at the same time
That could be a problem sounds like a problem I would get into
Because I have approximately one wrinkle on my brain
And it only works half the time
Sounds like Gerald's game I actually watched the movie not too long ago
That was that was that was something
You go from being both tops to being both bottoms
You edited like 20 minutes ago
Yes I'm recording I've recorded the entire thing it's so far it is an hour and a half hour and 38 minutes
There's a little bit of banter at the beginning that I didn't record but
Just barely
Okay
Enough banter I think
Alright script time so you can you can define yourself
Let's go
Time to get my Yandere voice on
Alright
That triggers me Shawna I would very very very much like you to
To not
Thank you
Oh Jesus okay we're good
There we go
I had to refresh it there we go let's go
There you are I finally have you cornered
What am I doing here you know why
Ever since we made eye contact for the first time
I know what we were deep down
We're the cutest most loving couple ever
I mean I know
You think that I'm the sweetest nicest most wonderful girl on campus
I know you've wanted me you sit just a bit away from me every class and
Every time I follow you on campus you play little games with me
You sneak into other classes you talk to professors
But you give me that look
The look of raw need
Playing hard to get
I think it's cute but
You know you can't get away from me
Just just let that silly game end so I can have you forever
What do I want
Come on
I want what we need
To be together forever
I know you want to give me a baby
No
Okay I am done with your games
You either give it to me or you will deal with the consequences
You will give me what I want and I'll be your wonderful
Loving sweetest wife forever and ever and ever if you do
All you gotta do is give it to me
That's it isn't it so easy
What happens if you don't
Well I am the Dean's daughter
I'll tell them about all those classes you creeped on me in
An innocent poor little girl with perfect grades
That's not very good isn't it
He'll get kicked out of school
No one would ever accept you after the number of things you've done
But I don't want that
I just want you to hold me and love me and fuck me
You are going to fuck me aren't you
You said it in class
You said it when we ran into one another
Don't you remember
You said it right to my face
You wanted me
Don't deny it
Don't you dare call me a liar
You want to get me pregnant I know it
You're going to give me a baby and I'll make sure you don't ruin your life
I wouldn't want the father of my child to go through something so terrible after all
I'd say so many great things about you if you just give me your cum
Night after night after night making me feel so full and warm and loved
I'm getting excited just thinking about it
But I'm also getting impatient
Make a decision my amazing wonderful lovely husband to be
Are you going to watch your whole life go up into flames
Or are you going to breed me and give me what I want
There
This one
You know this one I'm kind of tempted to make like a to go on
Like a separate audio that continues
Wink wonk
I don't do that now because I'd want to actually think about it a little bit
But I do want to do it at some point
I'm gonna note that down I have
I have an audio channel in a discord server of mine where I note all of my stupid random ideas
I guess this one isn't stupid well this one isn't stupid I have other stupid ones though
I was gonna note it down just for later so I don't forget that it exists
Okay and now
Where is it there it is now
I'm going to follow it up with completely saccharine loveliness
I'm going to do auctions next
Which is
Just an adorable little domestic short of the cat girl from kittens free to a good home about a week after she was adopted
With tags including adult cat girl, necko, pet girl, cute sweet wrapping your arms around her and snuggling
Bring everyone down from that more dark dark one
You know I was worried that this wouldn't be very long but then I just realized how much banter there would be
Well because I was about to ping you and I noticed you were undefined already
Because I can see when you're not defined
So that's why I didn't ping you although it would have been redundant
Yeah your name is right above mine so I see it right there
Okay I'm going to take a drink of water before this
Ah!
Smart water
Purity you can taste
Hydration you can feel
Okay
I didn't do a thing after that one, oops
That's the wrong one
That's still the wrong one
Come on gags get your shit together
Round and round and round and round and round
Oh this is making me dizzy
Oh oh oh hello master
You want to know what I'm doing?
Well I'm waiting for the washing machine to be finished of course so I can get your scarf back
I just you know I don't know I just don't feel right without it anymore
Even though I'm used to being naked I just I don't know I feel so exposed without it now it's just so fluffy and warm
And it's got those little danglies at the ends that are so fun to paw at
And it reminds me of you and it smells like you and it's
Whenever I'm all snuggled up in it I get that same good feeling that I got a week ago
When you when you first picked me up out of the box in the street and wrapped it around me
That feeling of being warm and safe and loved and
It just felt so good whenever I was so scared that I might never have those things again
I just I love the feeling of having it wrapped around me
I can barely wait to have it wrapped around me again
How much longer is this thing gonna take master?
Oh it has a timer?
Oh um let me look
15 more minutes?
Master that's like forever
And it has to go in the dryer afterwards?
I don't want to wait that long
Master you're you're wrapping your arms around me
You'll be my replacement scarf?
Silly master you've you've got it backwards
The scarf is a replacement for you
I'd take your arms any day over that scarf
They're the only thing that feels better wrapped around me
And they've still got little dingly fingers on the end for me to paw at
Your arms make me feel even safer
The safest I've ever felt
Even more loved and warm and comfy than that scarf
I love being in your arms master
I never want to leave them
Not never
There
So absolutely adorable
God you write the most saccharine of stuff
You you you you do it you don't just try you manage
Happy kitties are the best kitties
Yeah
Okay
How many
Okay I have three left
Okay I think now's a good time for the blowjob
The last blowjob
I will do more blowjob to make up for
The skimpiness of the blowjob in the last one
I guess
You guys asked for that that's your fault the collective lot of you
This one is
Where'd it go
You should be able to do an audio where you are giving a blowjob and start begging for cum
Throwing in a few moans and mm-hmms in there too
I can definitely do that
Okay
The person after
I want to drink your cum so badly
I wanna taste it all over my tongue
I love feeling your cocks are all against me
I want nothing more than to taste your hot thick cum
I wanna suck every last drop out I want it so bad
You can grab my hair
My brother will give me your cum the fastest
You're gonna comfort me aren't you
I don't want it so bad please give it to me
It's so good I deserve it
Mm-hmm
You come all over my tongue
It's so good
Tastes so good
So warm going down my throat thank you thank you so much for giving me your cum
It was so good thank you thank you
There we go
I'll expect royalties in the mail thanks
I'm joking
I'm joking
Okay well I was the inspiration I'm kidding regardless
Shoot you're doing my dude
I love that line so much
That's a joke my royalties of zero dollars
I think it's originally from a doujin or something right I don't know I have no clue
But it is definitely one of my favorite lines ever
I still want to do that that shit post of using really bad euphemisms in an audio
Spongy what the fuck is that supposed to be spongy mountains spongy whoops whoops has spongy titties
Am I just using the wrong kind of sponges
You did I but I don't I did not remember the phrase spongy mountains
Actually if we want to break from porn I can read that out loud if anyone is interested if anyone wants to laugh
If anyone wants to giggle
Alright Shauna bring it up
Oh god okay okay I don't know if I'll read all of it
I forgot how long it was
Oh wait it's actually not that long I'm stupid it just seems longer
I actually downloaded that
Did you guys want me to try that instead
This
And I guess I could do both
Although that poem is really long I don't know if I do all of it
Maybe I should just finish the porn first and then do the then do the other stuff
Yeah it's pretty awful isn't it
It's pretty bad
There are definitely some words in here that I don't know off the top of my head how to pronounce
Okay so porn first y'all
Finish the porn alright
I think I only have
Two more
A breeding mini ramble
I don't know if that person's here I'm assuming not
Do they mean
Like a ramble fap
Should I break out the wand again
I'm not sure
What exactly they mean by that
I mean I'm assuming it's just like a you know like a like another breeding ramble fap of mine since I've done multiple of those
That's what I'm assuming it is
You know what I'm gonna change it up a little bit
I'm gonna lay down for this
I'm gonna change the ambiance
Why not
I'm probably not gonna use the wand because that'll be loud and you know I think I can only handle
I can only handle so much of that
I am a baby
I am baby
Thank you
But I can do I can just talk about breeding because that's you know
I do that all the time
And I can have nice bed noises for sound effects and shit
More talking about breeding I'm always up for that
Always talking about how I
I just want to be pinned down against the bed and just used
Over and over and over again I really just
I've liked the idea of just getting me used repeatedly
Still just come over and over and then just
Sliding a toy into me afterwards to keep it all inside and
Pulling a pair of panties on and just going about the rest of my day
Just thinking about how much you've pumped me full
To being able to feel it trip out every now and again
Just being reminded of how you're still filling me up how I'm
The fuck certainly have been bred already
But how I still want to come back home hours later for you to do it again
And again and again
Fuck
I want to be bred each and every day
I don't care I don't care what he is
I don't care where we are I just want it so bad
Fuck oh fuck oh god
I don't care if we're staying with your parents or with a friend
I want you to slide your cock inside me and pump my little room
Full of your hot thick cum over and over again
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Oh god yes yes yes yes
Fuck oh god yes I can't come oh god
Free me please please please please help me help me help me help me
Oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh god yes
Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Was that enough breathing for y'all
Oh I hope so oh god why do I always keep giggling after these
Oh gosh oh gosh okay you know what that's perfectly valid yeah there's not
There's not quite there's never enough
Oh jeez
Just muting myself to adjust my boom arm a little bit so it's not too loud for y'all
I need water again
Okay okay we're good
All right thank you William
Okay
Do it no no no I wouldn't wouldn't work okay nevermind all right now around to the last one
The last one is a spooning handjob audio
That's gonna be fun
A sleep aid
Okay
I'm starting to get tired already yeah that makes sense that checks out
Okay
Hey
You're awake aren't you
You think I couldn't tell with how much you are squirming
Oh come on silly you're not gonna hide it from me
You thought I was asleep
No
I've been having a little bit of difficulty going to sleep
Clearly you have been too
You're so hard for me aren't you
Did it kind of turn you on
Doing it while I was right next to you sleeping
Well I bet this turns you on even more huh
Me spooning you from behind my
Tits pressed up against your back
You can feel them can't you
Can you feel my hands sliding down
To touch your cock
You like that don't you
I can hear you panting
You don't have to be quiet
We're the only ones here after all
Plus we still have this in bed from earlier
Don't you think this would be good for you
It would make you feel a lot better I bet
I bet this will help the both of us go to sleep huh
It's okay I'll stroke you as much as you want
You don't have to suppress your moans for me
I want to hear you I love hearing you
I love making you feel good and being this close to you
You want me to go faster
There you go
You're moving your hips against my hand
I can't wait to feel your cock twitch and throb and come for me
I love making you feel so good
You like me whispering into your ear like this huh
I bet you do
You want me to moan into your ear huh
That's getting you even harder isn't it huh
You're so warm
It's so wet
And you're moaning so much
I love you come for me okay
I can tell you're about to you're quivering so much
Come for me baby come for me okay
And then we can both go to sleep all nice and snuggled up together
Yeah
You're gonna come yes please please come for me
I want to see it I want to feel it yeah
There you go
Your body jerked so much
Did you really come that hard
Good I'm glad
Okay okay I'll stop
I know you're all sensitive and I wouldn't want to get you all worked up again
So how are you feeling ready to sleep all nice and sleepy
Good I'll just keep spooning you just like this
You're okay with falling asleep like this right
Good
Good night sweet pea okay
There we go
All the porn is officially done
My hand is a mess
I really hope you guys enjoyed it
This is definitely the biggest
Biggest thing I've ever done
Very fun
I was I was worried at the start I was like yeah I'm gonna fuck up so many times
I think I actually other than interruptions I think I only fucked up once
Surprisingly
Thank you thank you all very much I really appreciate it both the kind the kind words and you know all the support that led up to this
It really really does mean a lot to me
You guys deserve it
You guys are wonderful
And just thank you my hands are sticky
No you
God I fucking knew it I knew it
Well if you guys want me to read some funnies I knew that you were going to do that
If you guys want me to finish it up with some funnies I can do that
Send it off
With some giggles
See how seriously I can read that
While you were chopping
I will try
For shits and giggles
Okay you know what I'll try
I'll try reading it as seriously as I can
All right
It is very late I'm starting to get tired myself so
But I do at least want to read I'll read the silly stuff the silly thing I think I'll save
The long obnoxious poem for its own audio because it'll be very long
I'll read galloping apps and then I'll be done
I'll be done everyone can leave I mean you can leave now
I'll stop stalling I'll stop stalling
Her long hair still wet from the shower had been combed down her back in a wet swath
Hilda was sitting on the floor her round wet boobs still wet from the shower's water
She dried off the water with a towel which then became wet
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror
Through the slightly open door she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs
And square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin
She stood and spun around her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum
She grabbed the door and flung it open revealing shirtless Toroff quivering with desire in the hallway
Can you not please thank you
Toroff was ashamed at being caught but his shame made him even hotter hotter for sex
He stepped into the room and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda's rich chest
As Hilda's buttermilk bosom squished up against his granite abs Toroff almost had a dick aneurysm
Hilda Toroff murmured thickly his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda's warm thighs
There's a secret I need not I need to not tell you
What?
I'm so alright
There is a secret I need to not tell you
You are my forbidden desire he says as he tells her anyways
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words
Her heart was lifted on golden wings and she soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy
She saw herself and Toroff happy together bathed in the golden light of love
Her snooch got all warm too
Toroff Hilda moaned her lush teeth straining with desire
I need you
Toroff coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight stood silently
Hilda looked at him expectantly
Oh sorry she added
Toroff I need you
Sexually
At hearing those beautiful words Toroff flexed his rough hewn abs
And Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Toroff's undulating midsection
She parted her thighs in anticipation exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge
Toroff entered her like she were the lottery
His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment
Hilda clutched at the bedsheet with lust and ecstasy in her hands
Her spongy love mountains
Oh god I'm breaking now
Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding
Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and someone was pushing their dick inside of it
Then Toroff moaned arched to his back and suffered from dick Parkinson's
He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room
Hilda got out of bed still shimmering with orgasm
She glowed with contentment like a cat who ate the cream of the crop
She walked across the room and picked up her towel still wet with shower water
Toroff she said softly
There was something I have to tell you
But her bed was empty
Toroff was gone
Escaped at the bedroom window
In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs
Holy fuck
There were a few parts absolutely made me lose it
Fuck I just what was it that absolutely
Hilda clasped the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands
Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside of it
Anyways I think that's a lovely note to end this on
How long is this actually it is two hours and 23 minutes
Well okay we'll see that's different sort of
Thank you thank you
This is really fun I'm definitely gonna have to do live performances more often maybe
I might
Should I just leave this open for now maybe I'll do some with it later
I don't know
I guess there's no harm in leaving it up
Yeah I know Illusions likes to collab live
It's fun
It's definitely fun
Good
Thank you so much
Thank you all so much really for being here
I really appreciate it everything
I mean yeah I plan to
I just wanted this to be open to everybody because it's a whole community thing so anyone I wanted anyone who was a fan who wanted to come and join could
This was for everybody
And I haven't done any yet because I've been like
I am a ball of anxiety
Because I haven't done one by myself yet that's where you plug your Patreon so if you want to join my server follow follow me on Patreon that's not correct
Sub to me on Patreon patron to me on Patreon subscribe like favorite
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I am a few patrons away from getting 30 which means that I do
I saw and I greatly appreciate that actually so thank you very very much you're you're gonna get a personal thank you but I'm gonna thank you here too Richard
I get twice the thank yous I'm holding up three fingers for some reason because I can't count I guess
I am merely a sophisticated toddler
Yeah I'm excited
That would be very awesome
Right now if I'm just going to shamelessly plug $5 will get you this month and last month last month I had four exclusives
Just double because it was my first month so you get a few and a few I mean how many six
I as I said I'm a sophisticated toddler and I'm bisexual I can't do math there are also off their exclusive those are more fancy
The first time was a was my first test of doing a solo duo which was fun
And this and this month it's going to be binaural
No it's just a fact of life bisexuals can't do math
Gays in general can't do math
I have played D&D with many a gay we as a whole just can't do math
Everyone's like okay I rolled a four I rolled a six I rolled up for a five what is that
No I actually don't play magic
I'm not too into card games
And I think that's for the better because I have a very unhealthy addiction to like
Like blind box sort of things
So if I got into a card game I would never stop buying card packs
I'm I'm I'm very I'm very prone yes I am very very prone to getting addicted to gotchas
Like you know those little like boxes
Of like little mini figurines you can buy
I I've started playing Genshin Impact I played a little bit of it
And as for playing other tabletop RPGs um I've played I haven't played that many I think I've only actually played
Call of Cthulhu I've played 5e and Call of Cthulhu
I've really wanted to play Masquerade Mage etc
Like I've wanted to try World of Darkness games
But I haven't yet
I'm I just I just stay away I stay away from game from card games I will buy if I enjoy it that's why I like it I like super I like roleplay
Like I don't I am one of those people that combat
Is kind of give or take in a D&D game
Like I like it but I would not I don't get like I know some people get like the itch to do combat
I don't particularly get that yes if you pop me into like a masquerade party I will be I will be entertained for hours
Like I don't even have to talk I want to hear other characters flirting with people having a fun time vibing
Yeah I could probably go a few sessions without combat and not be upset about it
I just like I like roleplay I like character development
I write my own fan fiction I like having stuff to write about outside who's outside of game
I've mentioned it somewhere before but I definitely have 30,000 words of porn written for my moth girl
I could probably I have never deemed before I don't I don't know if I could manage I've never done it before
I could at the very least kindly ask my SO I could very kindly ask wolf to do it to do it for me for us and the wholesome whores
If I kindly ask I mean cry and ask ask him to DM force subtly
He'll do it especially if it's like a one shot you can run like the Shia LaBeouf one shot wouldn't that be fun
I hope someone else has heard of that and it's not just me and everyone thinking like what the fuck is she talking about
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf yeah okay yes anyways yeah I think I'd probably get to I definitely want to run have a like a one shot or a few
Maybe running a few one shots with different sets of people because you know too many people at one time kind of takes away from a game
I was thinking just the same one shot but run multiple times for different groups
Because more than like five people and it starts getting really hard for everyone to have their own time
Is that an ambulance why isn't it why isn't it why wasn't the the woo woo woo on the siren there we go it was just blinking
I really forgot the word for siren and just made an autumn on a pea and said anyways I would like to do that at some point yes for sure
But I think I should get going now I'm hungry and just again thank you all so much for showing up for being so great
Becoming patrons of mine I really appreciate that too obviously I'm just thank you all of you for everything
And I hope you all get some good sleep because I know some of you are neglecting sleep schedules for this
I'm glad you all have a great time good night everybody thank you I hope all of you have a good night and sweet dreams
Good night everyone I'll see y'all eventually I'm not gonna delete this server I said I was going to but I'm gonna leave it up in case I want to do something at some point again
So again sweet dreams everyone
And bye!