1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,120 And I will start recording right now. Oh wait, I got to turn on my 4k legacy 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 option saying on my 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,560 Fancy new interface. I don't actually know what it does, but 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,720 Apparently it's supposed to make it sound more better 5 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:19,940 No, because I didn't mention the name 6 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:27,760 Technology that I don't understand. I wish that'd be cool 7 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,800 This live performance is sponsored by audible not really 8 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:49,520 Audible not really. Raid Shadow Legends? Oh, Raycon 9 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,480 What's the uh 10 00:00:53,480 --> 00:01:04,960 What's the uh, the one that's been popping up recently, the the mattresses 11 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,960 Is that a hat on? 12 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:14,960 The mattresses? I don't know. Don't worry about it 13 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:22,800 I'm going off on a tangent. I need to go look at the challenge bed 14 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,320 I also need a new mattress 15 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:38,320 My my bed has two mattresses and I think they're both older than I am 16 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:43,320 So 17 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:52,240 It would be very nice to be sponsored, however, I 18 00:01:53,720 --> 00:02:00,200 Don't think I make the right content for sponsoring unless it's like Adam and Eve 19 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,360 Which would be cool 20 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,880 Or if maybe Bad Dragon did sponsorships, that would be really cool 21 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,960 Okay 22 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,960 I've got all 23 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:35,840 I hadn't bought a toy in a really long time. I kind of need to I want to 24 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,560 But I have not because they're expensive 25 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:49,960 That's true 26 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:02,760 We have three minutes until official time start because I don't want to start before six just to let everyone get in who's gonna get in 27 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:10,060 No, no, no, no, no, the microphone was not $900 the microphone 28 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:15,580 Plus the interface was $500 total 29 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:25,860 Although I might buy one at some point that cost $900 once I have the money to do that 30 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:35,700 I don't think Bad Dragon does sponsors 31 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,580 Okay 32 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:50,900 Okay, well I have to have to 33 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:55,740 Wait I have three 34 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:00,580 So I 35 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,920 Will however say that that the cum lube they make 36 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,580 Top quality stuff 37 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:12,220 top quality 38 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:14,260 worth the money 39 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:17,740 Excellent. It's got that kind of anime 40 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,780 A stringy viscosity 41 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,500 It's it's really good 42 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,460 Especially for visuals 43 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:32,820 It's absolute pain in the ass to clean though 100% 44 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:36,300 However, it is very sexy 45 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:43,900 Okay, one minute until showtime. Oh 46 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,820 No, the nervousness is coming back up again I 47 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:00,340 Honestly forgot about this I 48 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:06,940 Wasn't having that great of a day and at about 4 p.m. I was like, oh shit. I 49 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,700 Have a live performance in two hours 50 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,300 Wow, okay 51 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,100 Let's open up 52 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:29,780 The thing all right, so we're gonna start off with a nice day for work 53 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,220 Something very nice and comfy 54 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,860 Should I like read off the specific request? 55 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,580 for y'all should I 56 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,820 Screencap it 57 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:50,820 What would you guys prefer? 58 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:58,660 Just so that you know, what's coming up I can read it or screencap it. Okay read off 59 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,180 Yeah, yeah that was the plan 60 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:12,780 For sure. I want to make sure anyone you know, if anything is dark people can 61 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,780 deafen themselves for a little bit and 62 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:20,660 If anyone requests it I can ping you after it's done. So, you know 63 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,700 You know, I don't want anyone to have to listen to something. They don't want to listen to 64 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:31,900 Okay 65 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:36,660 All right first request by Panda, please 66 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:40,660 Panda, please is 67 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:44,380 Some improv don't be sad. You're a good boy 68 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:50,300 You deserve love come here for a hug head pats comforting a sad boy kind of vibes 69 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,020 Which I can very easily do 70 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:59,180 All right 71 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:03,060 Let's get this show on the road I 72 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:07,420 I certainly hope you won't be sad boys after this 73 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:20,980 Hey, how are you doing today? 74 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:28,720 Yeah, I figured you were pretty down I mean just look at your face 75 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,640 Is there anything I can do to help? 76 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:42,480 Yeah, come here, you know, I'm always here to come for you and you need it yeah, just come and put your head on my chest 77 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,520 I'll rub your back too. Okay. I know how much you like that. I 78 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:56,280 Know times are tough. I mean this year has been tough 79 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,160 So it's okay to be sad 80 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,720 Just 81 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,720 Know that it's all gonna be okay 82 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:12,260 I'm gonna be here for you. No matter what. All right 83 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:19,600 I'll be here for you to hug and cuddle 84 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,040 And to comfort you 85 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:28,560 Whenever you ask, okay? You don't have to be sad when I'm here 86 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,560 I'll make it all better. Okay 87 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,120 You're a good boy, you know that right 88 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:45,200 You're my good boy and you always always 89 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,960 Will be okay. I 90 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,800 Want you to know that I 91 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,320 Want you to know that no matter how hard 92 00:08:55,960 --> 00:09:00,040 The day is the week is the month is 93 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,960 You're my good boy 94 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,560 And I'm always 95 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,160 always 96 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,160 Going to be here for you 97 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,320 To show you the love that you deserve 98 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,960 The love that you need the left. I'm always 99 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,920 always 100 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,920 willing to give you 101 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Because you deserve it 102 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:32,680 you're just so kind and sweet and gentle and wonderful and 103 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:41,440 Cheering up my most favorite person in the world is the least I can do 104 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,120 Plus 105 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:51,320 Having you this close having your head on my chest 106 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:57,120 You listening to my heartbeat in my hand running down your back. It just 107 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,800 It makes me so happy 108 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,520 it really really does I 109 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:10,600 Couldn't think of a better way to spend my day than making you smile 110 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,480 Being this close to you 111 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,920 holding you close 112 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,040 So don't ever ever worry about being sad, okay 113 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:29,040 Don't ever feel like you're a burden or that you're asking me for too much 114 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,920 Okay, cuz you aren't you aren't a burden. I 115 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:41,400 Love you very much. I care for you so deeply and I will always 116 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:48,040 always be happy to come for you, okay? 117 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,240 Good 118 00:10:53,280 --> 00:11:01,240 Yeah, you can stay here for a while it's okay, I don't got anywhere to be 119 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:09,400 Well, I hope you guys like that one 120 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,360 That made me feel nice and comfy too 121 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:26,840 Yeah, I just pop that in there 122 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,120 I'm glad you guys liked it 123 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,320 All of you deserve to feel the comfy vibes 124 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:43,640 Yeah after each one 125 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,400 After and before probably 126 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,480 Also, yeah all of these 127 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,240 Aside from two are improv 128 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,280 So 129 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:10,680 Well, no cuz the uh, the next prompt after this is uh, can I get an audio in which you beg to be bred by daddy? 130 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,960 so 131 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,960 Cozy Club meetings ending pretty fast 132 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:24,440 I mean, I guess it could still be wholesome. Yeah, I mean, I'm here for it 133 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,960 Cozy breeding that's true 134 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,960 I 135 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,080 Mean yeah 136 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:55,120 Would you would you guys like wholesome breeding over degenerate breeding there's a different vibe. I 137 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,840 Don't know 138 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,880 The name is in here 139 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:09,320 I don't know. The name isn't here 140 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,280 I 141 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,960 With the lights exactly 142 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,080 And 143 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,640 Not in the missionary position. We're actually on our sides facing each other 144 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,840 No shoes 145 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960 I guess I could do both. Yeah 146 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,960 Oh 147 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,240 Yeah, you know if you keep your socks on 148 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,120 If you keep your socks on then, you know, it isn't gay 149 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,680 So I'm assuming if you keep your socks on it isn't degenerate 150 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,360 right 151 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:21,360 I wish I could make hand-holding sound effects. I don't know 152 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,760 Okay 153 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,400 You know 154 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:42,480 Let's okay I have any okay, we'll do both of a sword 155 00:14:42,480 --> 00:15:02,160 It's everyone ready for porn now after that very sweet start. Oh 156 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:14,080 God I need a sip of water 157 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,080 I'm not eating pretzels. I'm not 158 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,480 This isn't that kind of 159 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,880 Of live performance unless someone 160 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,720 Several people specifically want to hear me eat. I'm not going to be eating 161 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,640 So 162 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,600 I'm not going to be eating 163 00:15:48,600 --> 00:16:03,800 I'm not going to be doing a mukbang. Okay, not quite Shauna but but go off I guess 164 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Yes, yeah, of course, okay, let's go 165 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:30,400 Okay, I got it I got a tab out of the chat I can't be looking while you guys are typing it'll make me laugh 166 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Okay 167 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:49,320 Daddy it's not fair. I've been waiting all night for you to come home 168 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,680 You said you would get home two hours ago 169 00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:03,120 I need it so bad. Please daddy. I really want it 170 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,960 I've been waiting 171 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:11,760 Just like you said I haven't touched myself at all 172 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:20,280 Not since this morning when you left for work, I've been so wet all day long 173 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:24,440 Just thinking about your cock 174 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,040 About you filling me up 175 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,800 About being pumped full of your cum, daddy 176 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,520 Please I need it right now. I need it right now 177 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,600 please just 178 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,840 I don't even have any panties on daddy. Just 179 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,000 please 180 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,680 Under your pants 181 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,400 right now 182 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,880 And just just shove it 183 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,920 Like that, ah, yes 184 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:13,920 Ah, ah, ah, daddy, yes, yes, yes, don't waste any time going home. Yes, I've been wanting it all day, yes 185 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,720 Oh god, oh god, daddy, yes 186 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:26,960 Yes, I want it be filled with your cum daddy. I want you to breed me. I want it 187 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,960 I want it, I want it so bad 188 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,960 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 189 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,960 Fill me, fill me daddy 190 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,960 Fill me with your cum 191 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,960 I want you to breed me 192 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,960 Yes, yes, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop 193 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:54,960 Don't stop until my womb is filled with your cum, please 194 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:59,960 Daddy, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 195 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,960 You're fucking me so hard 196 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,960 Yes, yes, yes, yes, I need it, I need it 197 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:14,960 My cum has been so thirsty for your cum all day 198 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:20,960 Oh god, oh god, daddy, daddy, daddy 199 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,960 I'm gonna cum, breed me, breed me, breed me, please 200 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,960 Fill me, fill my womb, please, I need it, I need it, I need it 201 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,960 I love you, I love you daddy, I love your cum 202 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,960 Please, please, please, breed me, oh god 203 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,960 You're feeling, oh god, you're feeling me 204 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,960 Oh god, daddy, fuck 205 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,960 Oh god, it's so full 206 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,960 My womb is so full of your cum 207 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,960 Oh daddy, oh god 208 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,960 Wait, where are you pulling out? 209 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,960 You can't think that we're done yet, right? 210 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,960 I need more 211 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,960 I've been waiting all day 212 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:31,960 I need so much more 213 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,960 Hopefully 214 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:42,960 Oh god, what's going on? 215 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:51,960 I thought your roommate wasn't here! 216 00:20:51,960 --> 00:21:17,480 I'm- Listen, bring him into the room, I'll apologize. 217 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:28,240 I'll personally apologize. 218 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:36,760 I'll apologize for giving him a raging boner. 219 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:42,560 I really hope I'm not too loud, I'm not home alone right now. 220 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:49,560 Who knows, whatever, they can confront me about it, but they won't. 221 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:58,240 Alright, I need- Excuse me? 222 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:05,560 Was that necessary of you, Mr. Motorcycle Person? 223 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:18,240 Yeah, it wasn't Motorcycle. 224 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,240 My walls? 225 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:34,400 I don't know whose walls- I don't have a fan on. 226 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:42,200 I should turn my fan up, at least one. 227 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,200 Not full blast, cause that's like a tornado. 228 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:55,440 I turned a lot- God damn it, that took me a second! 229 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,440 That was good. 230 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:14,480 Okay, well, um, I live in a two story house, and I've got the entire upstairs to myself, 231 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:21,280 so that's what I'm riding on. 232 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:29,360 So to hear me, it would have to be through my wall door, down the stairs. 233 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,960 I'm recording this right now, just in my bedroom. 234 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:37,640 There's no soundproofing in my bedroom, aside from like, this little thing that goes under 235 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:43,920 the door crack to block that, which helps a little bit. 236 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:52,000 Well, it's a house. 237 00:23:52,000 --> 00:24:00,560 I think generally, in my experience, houses often have thicker floors than apartment complexes. 238 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,560 I could be wrong. 239 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,560 I don't know. 240 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,560 That's just what I've noticed. 241 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,560 Oh, really? 242 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:14,000 That's a sh- I'm so sorry. 243 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I do have carpet. 244 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Bye! 245 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Okay, double check on what the next thing is. 246 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Okay. 247 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:36,480 What's up with all the people on motorcycles? 248 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:41,600 I live in the suburbs. 249 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:49,720 Chill. 250 00:24:49,720 --> 00:25:00,440 I'm gonna need the, uh, the old dildo for this one. 251 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:05,080 Okay. 252 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:11,120 The only thing I usually hear outside are cops. 253 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:16,760 Yeah, luckily it's not nighttime yet. 254 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:22,320 It's barely, barely starting to get dark. 255 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,320 Okay. 256 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,320 Dog clicker. 257 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:33,800 All right, the next one is, I was hoping for one where you're a good girl who gets reluctantly 258 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,800 turned into a mindless cocksucker by your father's friend. 259 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,800 Thank you. 260 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:48,800 So, that's this one. 261 00:25:48,800 --> 00:26:01,840 All right, and now I alt tab away from the chat so I don't lose it. 262 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,000 Audacity's still recording, right? 263 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:09,520 That would be really bad if it just stopped recording and I didn't notice. 264 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:17,120 Sounds like something that would happen to me. 265 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:21,960 Okay. 266 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:27,120 Please stop it with the revving the engines, I would, I would very kindly appreciate it 267 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,120 if you would stop. 268 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,120 Thank you. 269 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,120 Thank you very much. 270 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,120 Okay. 271 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:46,400 Daddy, what's this guy doing here? 272 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:59,960 He's, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's 273 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:09,200 a, he's a, he's a business, friend of yours. 274 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,200 uh! 275 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:15,400 He could give me that job? 276 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,400 Really? 277 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,200 Uh, but I have to do a favor first. 278 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:25,300 I mean, yeah, I said I do anything. 279 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,460 um... 280 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:32,460 You have to be kidding, right? 281 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:40,460 The look on your face tells me that you're not kidding. 282 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:41,460 Really? 283 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,460 No. 284 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,460 No. 285 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:50,460 I know I really want to- 286 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,460 Fine. 287 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:52,460 Fine. 288 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,460 Once. 289 00:27:53,460 --> 00:28:00,460 Only once, and I- I won't- I'm not swallowing, okay? 290 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:01,460 Not. 291 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:04,460 Is that a deal? 292 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,460 Fine. 293 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:06,460 Okay. 294 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:07,460 Wow. 295 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:14,460 You're hot already, aren't you? 296 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:23,460 Okay. 297 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:30,460 Okay. 298 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:54,460 Oh, I guess it doesn't taste half bad. 299 00:28:54,460 --> 00:29:00,460 Okay. 300 00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:01,460 Okay. 301 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:02,460 Okay. 302 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:30,460 I'm only doing this because I have to. 303 00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:43,460 I guess you can go faster if you want. 304 00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:58,460 You can fuck my face, I guess. 305 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:12,460 I'm going to go faster. 306 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:13,460 Where are you stopping? 307 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:14,460 I'm fine. 308 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,460 Just keep going. 309 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,460 Please, keep going. 310 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,460 It's fine. 311 00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:18,460 It's fine. 312 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:19,460 I'm fine. 313 00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:20,460 I'm fine. 314 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:21,460 I'm fine. 315 00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:22,460 I'm fine. 316 00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:23,460 I'm fine. 317 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:24,460 I'm fine. 318 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:25,460 I'm fine. 319 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:30,460 I'm fine. 320 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:40,460 I'm fine. 321 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:51,460 I'm fine. 322 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,860 come all the way down my throat 323 00:30:53,860 --> 00:31:21,860 I want it, I need it 324 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:39,860 I swallowed every last drop 325 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:51,860 I'll clean it up for you 326 00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:57,860 You only want it once? 327 00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:01,860 I didn't know what I said before but 328 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:07,860 Is it possible that maybe 329 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:11,860 I could do this a few more times? 330 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:15,860 You know, just to make sure I'm not 331 00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:21,860 indebted to you or anything, of course 332 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:25,860 Thank you sir 333 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:37,860 And thank you to daddy 334 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:43,860 Here we go 335 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:55,860 I hope that one was good 336 00:32:55,860 --> 00:33:01,860 Oh no! 337 00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:05,860 Welcome back 338 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,860 Thank you 339 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:11,860 Alright clicker 340 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:19,860 Oh boy that made a mess 341 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:25,860 Okay 342 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:29,860 The next one is 343 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:31,860 Another blowjob 344 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,860 Should I do 345 00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:35,860 Maybe buffer it 346 00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:41,860 With something else and have another blowjob later 347 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:45,860 Or you know, do it now, whatever 348 00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:47,860 What would you guys like? 349 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:57,860 I'm doing this for y'all, stop asking me what I want 350 00:33:57,860 --> 00:34:07,860 Blowjob 351 00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:09,860 Handjob 352 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:21,860 Blowjob 353 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,860 I'm just happy to be here 354 00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:29,860 I appreciate that 355 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:39,860 I have two other blowjobs 356 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:43,860 I mean I guess I can do 357 00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:47,860 I can do more than one 358 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:51,860 Okay now I want to do the handjob last 359 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:55,860 Because I want to make that super slippery 360 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,860 And nice sounding 361 00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:01,860 And I have lube for that 362 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:05,860 And I, you know, I'll suck it with lube 363 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:09,860 But you know it doesn't taste great 364 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:13,860 It tastes kinda like lube 365 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:17,860 You know 366 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,860 It tastes kinda like chemicals 367 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:23,860 You know 368 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:27,860 It just kinda is 369 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,860 Well listen it's not flavored 370 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:33,860 It just 371 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:41,860 It was the highest rated one on Amazon okay? 372 00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:43,860 What do you want from me? 373 00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:47,860 Do another 374 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:59,860 Do another blowjob? Okay 375 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:03,860 I swear to god if dogs start barking while I'm doing this I'm gonna lose it 376 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:11,860 I'm gonna lose it guys, I'm really going to lose it 377 00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:17,860 Okay 378 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:21,860 You know what I'm just gonna upvote everything I've done so far 379 00:36:21,860 --> 00:36:31,860 So that I know what I've done so far 380 00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:33,860 Either or 381 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,860 Oh god no 382 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:41,860 I haven't looked at the thread 383 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:45,860 Because I want, I didn't want myself to start 384 00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,860 Thinking 385 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:49,860 Ahead of time 386 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:53,860 I wanted it to be 387 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,860 Pure improv 388 00:36:55,860 --> 00:37:01,860 Pure off the cuff 389 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:07,860 This is me 390 00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:09,860 This is me 391 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,860 I merely uh 392 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:15,860 I just exist 393 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,860 That's all 394 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,860 Okay 395 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:23,860 Blowjob next 396 00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:27,860 Blowjob next I lost my reddit tab 397 00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:39,860 It is 398 00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:43,860 Oh it is, it is kinda similar to what I just did 399 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:47,860 You know I'll do the other blowjob one 400 00:37:47,860 --> 00:37:56,860 Look at me, five head MLG plates 401 00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:00,860 Cars, please stop, stop existing 402 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:08,860 Just for the next 30 minutes, that'd be really nice 403 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:12,860 For a soundboard? 404 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:21,860 Just me laughing? 405 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:27,860 That's something 406 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:37,860 Someone's actually talking on the telephone, maybe I should move into my closet 407 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:43,860 Nah fuck it, I don't care, I don't care enough 408 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:48,860 Okay, I live life on the edge 409 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,860 Alright, so the next one I'll do in order to 410 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:57,860 Did you actually get caught? 411 00:38:57,860 --> 00:39:01,860 I really wanna know 412 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:06,860 Like did they actively 413 00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:12,860 Notice? 414 00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:17,860 I want to know how 415 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:20,860 Oh no, oh god 416 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:25,860 Okay, the next one I'm going to do to mix it up from the other one is 417 00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:31,860 Giving a blowjob while talking about one of the best orgasms you've ever had 418 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:34,860 Thanks 419 00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:37,860 And I can do this 420 00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:41,860 This'll be a real one 421 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,860 Now, a question for you guys 422 00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:49,860 Would you want me to make it more into a roleplay sort of thing? 423 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:53,860 Or just 424 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:57,860 To put it crudely 425 00:39:57,860 --> 00:40:01,860 Yes? 426 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:06,860 Yes, okay 427 00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:15,860 I was just going to just, just, just, I was just, just slobbing on the knob to 428 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:19,860 Not really putting any roleplay elements to it, just talking 429 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:26,860 And, you know 430 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:30,860 Look, roleplay? Okay 431 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:38,860 I'd say, I'd offer that I could do it 432 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:42,860 In sort of like a hysterical literature kind of way 433 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:49,860 But the only vibrator I have is my wand and it is 434 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:51,860 I think it'd probably be very loud 435 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:54,860 By probably I mean 436 00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:56,860 Very 437 00:40:56,860 --> 00:41:06,860 I don't know if you guys would want me to test it 438 00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:09,860 But 439 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:12,860 You want me to test it? Okay 440 00:41:12,860 --> 00:41:19,860 It might be very loud, the last time 441 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,860 I'll test it and see what happens 442 00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:27,860 The last time I tried doing an audio with this microphone 443 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:35,860 With the wand, it absolutely ruined it 444 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:40,860 It was unsavable, I couldn't save it 445 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:45,860 It was a breeding ramble and it was bad 446 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:49,860 You just couldn't, you couldn't hear shit 447 00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:53,860 Okay, I have to crawl onto my bed because it's on my bed 448 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:55,860 Free my earbuds, please 449 00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:00,860 I don't know why I have earbuds in so I can't hear anybody 450 00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:03,860 Oh god 451 00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:06,860 Where? 452 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:10,860 Oh, there it is 453 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:13,860 Yeah, I really don't know why I have earbuds in 454 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:19,860 Get out of here 455 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:21,860 Oh god, my room's a mess 456 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:24,860 Absolute disaster 457 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:26,860 I have a feeling this is going to be really loud 458 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:31,860 So, um 459 00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:35,860 Ready yourselves, I guess 460 00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:37,860 Let's muffler something 461 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:44,860 A heavy towel, maybe 462 00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:47,860 And a stuffed animal 463 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:51,860 Maybe 464 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,860 Maybe? 465 00:42:54,860 --> 00:43:03,860 I mean, because I'm assuming you guys would enjoy hearing some, you know, real fun 466 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:07,860 Submerge your lower half in jello 467 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:11,860 You know, if I had that much jello, I would love to do that 468 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:17,860 That would honestly be a pretty solid thing to do 469 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:20,860 Also, I do just really like jello 470 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:30,860 You know, like the blue jello, this gives me really hard nostalgia 471 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:32,860 Oh, Jesus 472 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:40,860 I turned it on, well how was that? I didn't muffle it 473 00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:44,860 Pretty loud, yeah 474 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:51,860 Um, okay, let me try actually muffling it 475 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:55,860 And putting it under my desk 476 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:58,860 That's really loud 477 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:04,860 There 478 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:07,860 That's not bad, it was on, it's on 479 00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:09,860 Now 480 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,860 Now it's off 481 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,860 Oh, really? 482 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:22,860 Okay, okay, okay, okay 483 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:24,860 That I can do then 484 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:29,860 Why did I put myself into this scenario? 485 00:44:29,860 --> 00:44:34,860 Now I'm going to get all embarrassed 486 00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:41,860 Oh, Jesus 487 00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:45,860 F***ed by a beak, I mean I've done that once 488 00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:49,860 Wink wonk Shauna 489 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:59,860 Well, then I won't do the roleplay this time, this will just be me giving a blowjob and trying to say words 490 00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:07,860 Trying to say words, I probably won't be able to say many words, realistically speaking 491 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:14,860 I just want to say, this thing uh, this thing f***s 492 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:18,860 This thing completely f***s 493 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:25,860 If you have a woman in your life that you want to buy a sex toy for 494 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:31,860 This was about like $65 and it has lasted me six years 495 00:45:31,860 --> 00:45:41,860 So, this is not sponsored but I wish it was 496 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:46,860 Okay 497 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:54,860 I'm trying to make sure it doesn't get too loud 498 00:45:54,860 --> 00:46:03,860 Okay, is that, it seems a little bit louder 499 00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:09,860 Is it still good though? 500 00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:16,860 Awesome, okay, well, where's the 501 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,860 There we go, let the fun begin 502 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:25,860 Okay 503 00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:27,860 F*** 504 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:32,860 I'm going to end up shaking my desk 505 00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:39,860 Okay 506 00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:52,860 Well, the best orgasm I ever had was 507 00:46:52,860 --> 00:47:06,860 F*** 508 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:13,860 I was laying face down, stomach down, I guess 509 00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:23,860 Rather and it was playing with a toy with somebody 510 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:27,860 Somebody was using it on me, oh f*** 511 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:45,860 It was actually one of my bad dragon toys, it's not that big but it's big enough for me 512 00:47:45,860 --> 00:47:59,860 And I was laying in the bed, laying down with this wand underneath me kind of laying on it 513 00:47:59,860 --> 00:48:12,860 F*** 514 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:21,860 Oh god, and my hands were tied above my head 515 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:29,860 And I had a blindfold on, I am actually really into being blindfolded 516 00:48:29,860 --> 00:48:39,860 Oh f***, makes everything kind of dizzy and weird in a good way though 517 00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:54,860 Oh f*** 518 00:48:54,860 --> 00:49:09,860 And it was, it was like, oh god, it was a long session I guess 519 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:15,860 I had probably came like three times before 520 00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:29,860 Oh f*** 521 00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:41,860 And I just, I just, I just, I have been completely just mind broken by the end of it 522 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:48,860 I was just in a really good spot, and all I could do was just claw at the pillows 523 00:49:48,860 --> 00:50:07,860 And crying my hips down against the wand and oh f*** 524 00:50:07,860 --> 00:50:13,860 Oh god, I'm gonna, oh f*** 525 00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:19,860 Oh Jesus, oh god, oh god 526 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:25,860 There's not much else to say about it, it was just, I think by the time I was done 527 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:33,860 I must have come about five, six times I could 528 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:38,860 Oh my, oh god 529 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:43,860 Oh f***, oh god, oh god, oh god 530 00:50:43,860 --> 00:51:09,860 Oh f***, f***, f***, f***, f*** 531 00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:14,860 I have hair on my mouth 532 00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:19,860 Oh god, I know 533 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:24,860 Curl cum you f***ing prick 534 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:28,860 You ungrateful, you ungrateful f*** 535 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:32,860 I'm so mad 536 00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:38,860 Oh if I could punch you through the screen I would 537 00:51:38,860 --> 00:51:48,860 Oh god, f*** 538 00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:54,860 Okay I'm good, I'm good mostly 539 00:51:54,860 --> 00:51:59,860 I'm drinking soda now 540 00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:06,860 Because f*** water 541 00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:10,860 It was in poor taste 542 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:13,860 F***, that was a lot 543 00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:16,860 I shouldn't 544 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:21,860 Well I hope you guys enjoyed that 545 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:25,860 My legs are shaking a bit 546 00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:28,860 Listen I have water and soda 547 00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:37,860 I am just addicted to Coca-Cola and I can't do anything about that 548 00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:46,860 Alright, that 549 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:57,860 It doesn't quite have the right ring to it 550 00:52:57,860 --> 00:53:05,860 Well I hope you guys liked that 551 00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:11,860 I definitely had to be a little bit more vocal 552 00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:14,860 If I'm being honest I'm more the type 553 00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:20,860 I'm actually the type of person who just is relatively silent 554 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:26,860 Like I'm more of a stunned silence kind of person 555 00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:29,860 You know, like 556 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:36,860 About the faces, but 557 00:53:36,860 --> 00:53:40,860 That was a real recollection 558 00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:47,860 That went crazy 559 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:55,860 Yes, it was one of my bad dragon dildos, yeah it was real 560 00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:58,860 Maybe I should do these blindfolded 561 00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:04,860 Blindfold, blindfolds kind of hit different 562 00:54:04,860 --> 00:54:11,860 For me at least, interestingly enough 563 00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:14,860 Let's do gush guys 564 00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:20,860 Honestly it's only blindfold 565 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:26,860 I don't really like the idea of total sensory deprivation 566 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:37,860 It's mostly just, oh Jesus 567 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:40,860 Okay 568 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:43,860 It's just, I don't know 569 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:46,860 It just 570 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:48,860 Goes crazy 571 00:54:48,860 --> 00:54:53,860 Bone down in space? 572 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,860 I don't want to be in space 573 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:58,860 Space kind of scares me 574 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,860 If I'm being honest 575 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:06,860 Space kind of skewy 576 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:10,860 It is big and you know, if like 577 00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:13,860 I have a fear of falling and heights 578 00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:16,860 And like can you really get any higher than space? 579 00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:19,860 You know if you fall 580 00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:24,860 You know you're just falling forever 581 00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:29,860 It's just falling 582 00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:34,860 AKA falling 583 00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:37,860 Listen 584 00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:41,860 Among Us imposters could probably get it 585 00:55:41,860 --> 00:55:43,860 Yes 586 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:50,860 Phobia? Yes it is 587 00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:54,860 I have that with really tall buildings 588 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,860 Like just looking up at a really tall building 589 00:55:57,860 --> 00:56:04,860 Sometimes makes me very anxious 590 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:06,860 I'm like oh I don't like how big that is 591 00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:08,860 I am very small 592 00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:14,860 I am fun sized and there are many 593 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:18,860 You know I used to hate the dark 594 00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,860 Like full on 595 00:56:21,860 --> 00:56:28,860 For like the first 15 years of my life 596 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:43,860 I would not sleep without like a TV on 597 00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:45,860 It's different if it's like a mountain 598 00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:48,860 You know in the distance 599 00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:50,860 But like if it's like a tall building 600 00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:52,860 That I look directly up at 601 00:56:52,860 --> 00:57:04,860 Then it's like this really dwarfing feeling 602 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:07,860 Not that I know what a mountain looks like 603 00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:11,860 I'm just kidding I've been to Hawaii once 604 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:14,860 But I live on the gulf coast 605 00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:20,860 There aren't any mountains here 606 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:22,860 Okay I think I've rested enough 607 00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:27,860 What's the next one? 608 00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:28,860 What's up? 609 00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:30,860 Okay up 610 00:57:30,860 --> 00:57:32,860 Vote 611 00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:34,860 Up 612 00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:53,860 I'm lost 613 00:57:53,860 --> 00:57:57,860 Why? Why do you have to do that? 614 00:57:57,860 --> 00:58:00,860 Part of your job? 615 00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:14,860 What do you have to do? 616 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:19,860 I am very morbidly curious 617 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:31,860 That'd be pretty cool 618 00:58:31,860 --> 00:58:36,860 Oh yeah I guess I'll just do Williams now 619 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:43,860 You wholesome fuck 620 00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:53,860 Oh that's actually really cool 621 00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:58,860 Williams request was for me to say 622 00:58:58,860 --> 00:59:03,860 I am a talented performer with friendly and understanding fans 623 00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:09,860 I have nothing to be nervous about 624 00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:13,860 Thank you William I know 625 00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:21,860 You are all wonderful and I love you all very much 626 00:59:21,860 --> 00:59:27,860 Honestly you really are 627 00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:46,860 I don't think I've had one bad, rude, offensive comment PM on Reddit yet 628 00:59:46,860 --> 01:00:00,860 No outward rudeness which is very very nice 629 01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:05,860 I got this one 630 01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:07,860 Okay nevermind 631 01:00:07,860 --> 01:00:14,860 It's probably a coffee pasta but oh well 632 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,860 Okay what's after? 633 01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:19,860 The wholesome one 634 01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:28,860 Okay 635 01:00:28,860 --> 01:00:33,860 Let's do 636 01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:44,860 Can you do an improv where you're on a company trip and seduce your work husband into cheating on his girlfriend by spending the night in your room? 637 01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:59,860 I'll do that next 638 01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:06,860 Okay 639 01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:21,860 I don't know why I'm cracking my knuckles as if I'm going to do anything with my hands 640 01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:29,860 Nothing yet I said what the next one I'm going to do is 641 01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:32,860 Kind of bald 642 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,860 Yes I said I said what the next 643 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:38,860 I'm wearing short sleeves actually 644 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:39,860 I'm prepared 645 01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:46,860 I could make it into a shitty muscle shirt though 646 01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:51,860 And be kind of a fuck boy 647 01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:57,860 Fuck girl doesn't have the same vibe 648 01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:59,860 Yes I'll repeat it 649 01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:02,860 Can you do an improv why do I keep wanting to say where 650 01:02:02,860 --> 01:02:11,860 Can you do an improv where you're on a company trip and seduce your work husband into cheating on his girlfriend by spending the night in your room 651 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:17,860 Yes please if anyone needs to sleep please I beg of you sleep 652 01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:22,860 I will be I am recording this you will get to hear it 653 01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:25,860 No matter what 654 01:02:25,860 --> 01:02:27,860 Take care of yourselves 655 01:02:27,860 --> 01:02:29,860 No 656 01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:33,860 Sleep is for the responsible 657 01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:41,860 That's 658 01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:43,860 Sleep is for good health 659 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:58,860 That's why I have been sleeping like a grandmother and going to bed at 9 p.m. waking up at like 5 660 01:02:58,860 --> 01:03:06,860 I can't nap if I nap I'll sleep for like four hours and I'll wake up feeling worse 661 01:03:06,860 --> 01:03:10,860 Unfortunately 662 01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:24,860 Like I'm the kind of person who has a nap like well like once in my entire life and I'm chasing after that high with every nap that I try and take 663 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:33,860 And it never it's never quite the same 664 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:39,860 I mean is isn't everybody 665 01:03:39,860 --> 01:03:41,860 I just can't find it 666 01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:50,860 It was when I was in middle school I came home at like 4 p.m. I took a nap 667 01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:57,860 I took a nap at like 430 or something and I woke up and I saw that it was kind of 668 01:03:57,860 --> 01:04:10,860 Sunsetty sunrise the outside and I looked at the clock and it just said six and I was like oh shit I'm late for school I must have slept through the entire night 669 01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:26,860 And I was scrambling to put on my clothes freaking out like why the fuck didn't my mom wake me up what the hell and I run down skit downstairs and I'm like why the hell didn't you guys wake me up like for what 670 01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:38,860 For school it's six it's 6 p.m. shut up Shauna I can't I can't I can't do this 671 01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:47,860 It's October Shauna what do you want 672 01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:57,860 Okay work husband cheat on your wife girlfriend whatever 673 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:17,860 Okay we're good y'all let's go I've been chatting for too long 674 01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:28,860 So what are you going to get up to now I mean we're in a new city it's what it's only 5 p.m. 675 01:05:28,860 --> 01:05:33,860 You're not really going back to your room are you 676 01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:43,860 Come on don't be such a stick in the mud why don't you come back to mine I've got a bottle of wine you know 677 01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:58,860 We're off time we should live it up a little bit you know until we have to go back and we're back at the desks and the booths and the you know come on it's not that big of a deal 678 01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:11,860 Plus you can just sleep on the couch if you want they're big rooms company paid for and all 679 01:06:11,860 --> 01:06:30,860 Now you know what I wanted when I invited you in here right into my room all by yourselves asking you to drink with me inviting you to sleep on the couch 680 01:06:30,860 --> 01:06:44,860 You can't be that oblivious right yeah I can tell by that look on your face you knew exactly what I wanted to do 681 01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:52,860 Don't look so ashamed I know you want it I know the way you look at me 682 01:06:52,860 --> 01:07:02,860 Whenever you call me your work wife I know you want me and I want you to 683 01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:07,860 She doesn't have to know about it I'm not gonna tell her 684 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:18,860 What happens on the company trip stays on the company trip okay 685 01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:32,860 So come here lay down with me you know exactly what I want I want to skip straight to it 686 01:07:32,860 --> 01:07:39,860 You don't know how long I've wanted this for a long time ever since you started calling me your work wife 687 01:07:39,860 --> 01:07:51,860 I've wanted to take you into a side room into the break room and just have you fuck me senseless on the counter 688 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:59,860 So I want to get right to feeling that cock inside me 689 01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:10,860 See under this little pencil skirt not even wearing any panties doesn't that excite you I bet it does 690 01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:17,860 Looking at how hard you are for me already 691 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:27,860 Oh come on duck it cold feet I bet thinking about cheating on her is actually making you more excited 692 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:40,860 Come on I'll just climb on top of you don't worry nobody else has to know 693 01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:49,860 This will just be our dirty little secret 694 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:59,860 Just as good as I imagined 695 01:08:59,860 --> 01:09:09,860 Fuck fuck fuck fuck I bet this is even better than what she can give you huh 696 01:09:09,860 --> 01:09:19,860 I bet my pussy is even tighter than her hips 697 01:09:19,860 --> 01:09:29,860 You know how I can tell the way you're digging your fingers into my hip 698 01:09:29,860 --> 01:09:44,860 Yes pull me down under your cock fuck fuck fuck fuck yes it's okay 699 01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:49,860 Go as hard as you want 700 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:59,860 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck yes yes yes you can come inside me you don't have to worry about it it's okay 701 01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:08,860 Don't don't be afraid I'll do everything for you that you want 702 01:10:08,860 --> 01:10:26,860 Yes yes yes yes I'm gonna come fuck yes yes yes yes 703 01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:31,860 Oh god you came so hard didn't you 704 01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:40,860 And someone that wasn't your girlfriend into your co-worker 705 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:49,860 And you loved it didn't you I bet you want to do it again don't you 706 01:10:49,860 --> 01:11:04,860 Oh don't worry we have all night we have all weekend and you know even some time at work whenever we get back 707 01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:16,860 Because I know you're not going to be able to quit this 708 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:26,860 There we go 709 01:11:26,860 --> 01:11:34,860 I need to uncross my legs 710 01:11:34,860 --> 01:11:42,860 How was that 711 01:11:42,860 --> 01:11:48,860 Glad y'all liked it 712 01:11:48,860 --> 01:12:11,860 Sorry I'm rubbing my legs a bit because I sit cross legged like a gremlin and 713 01:12:11,860 --> 01:12:22,860 Dogs are being loud for the recording 714 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:34,860 No y'all don't want to hear it they are loud and they are obnoxious and they are gremlins 715 01:12:34,860 --> 01:12:43,860 They do it constantly they'll see a dog on the TV and they will lose their actual minds they'll see an animated 716 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:55,860 Tiger on the TV and they will lose their minds they barked at the dragons in Game of Thrones 717 01:12:55,860 --> 01:13:05,860 They are miniature schnauzers 718 01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:12,860 Yeah that's true it is they aren't my dogs technically 719 01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:21,860 They aren't trained for shit 720 01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:33,860 They are cute little fuckers they are very cute 721 01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:44,860 I have to edit all this out 722 01:13:44,860 --> 01:14:12,860 Okay I think we're good welcome back 723 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:14,860 This one is from 724 01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:43,860 Hi 725 01:14:43,860 --> 01:14:56,860 Awesome 726 01:14:56,860 --> 01:15:00,860 I just want to know what you imagined 727 01:15:00,860 --> 01:15:10,860 What's your direction 728 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:18,860 Yeah pretty much I wanted to ask if it's did you want it to be more femdomy or more wholesome I wasn't sure 729 01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:25,860 By the words 730 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:29,860 That I can do 731 01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:40,860 Will do 732 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:50,860 Okay 733 01:15:50,860 --> 01:16:02,860 Alright let's go so glad the dogs are done barking already 734 01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:28,860 I swear 735 01:16:28,860 --> 01:16:37,860 I'm listening intently I could move into my closet 736 01:16:37,860 --> 01:17:01,860 If anyone needs to pee sure we can take five if anyone needs to take a break and go get a drink get a snack get some tissues who knows whatever 737 01:17:01,860 --> 01:17:07,860 I don't have to feel guilty actually I think 738 01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:12,860 Knock on wood I think they're done 739 01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:25,860 Okay again let's try this 740 01:17:25,860 --> 01:17:33,860 God 741 01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:44,860 I am going to cry 742 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:55,860 It's fine it's 7pm you guys need to stop and go to bed it's bedtime for dogs 743 01:17:55,860 --> 01:18:03,860 I'm so sorry that I have animals in the house that don't respect my business 744 01:18:03,860 --> 01:18:14,860 Apologies 745 01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:23,860 But you have dogs but it's okay because they're cute anyways 746 01:18:23,860 --> 01:18:38,860 No I don't like being interrupted by things like like dog barking okay let's try this third times the charm third times the charm 747 01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:45,860 Okay let's let's go 748 01:18:45,860 --> 01:18:59,860 Okay 749 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:07,860 Honey could you come over here for me 750 01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:20,860 Today was just such a difficult day at work I think you know what I want right I don't even need to ask you for it look at you 751 01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:25,860 Already getting on your knees for me 752 01:19:25,860 --> 01:19:49,860 Oh you're such a good boy such a good husband he always know exactly what I need to wind down 753 01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:52,860 It's fine 754 01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:56,860 I'm just gonna keep going 755 01:19:56,860 --> 01:20:25,860 I'm sorry for the um never fucking mind 756 01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:49,860 Okay 757 01:20:49,860 --> 01:21:07,860 Okay 758 01:21:07,860 --> 01:21:30,860 Okay 759 01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:40,860 Are you trying to sleep 760 01:21:40,860 --> 01:22:03,860 Are you trying to sleep 761 01:22:03,860 --> 01:22:20,860 Are you trying to sleep 762 01:22:20,860 --> 01:22:44,860 Are you trying to sleep 763 01:22:44,860 --> 01:23:06,860 Are you trying to sleep 764 01:23:06,860 --> 01:23:20,860 Okay I'm back good news I remedied it second good news the other person who lives in this this house who was making them bark 765 01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:41,860 By showing them a commercial repeatedly fully believes that I'm doing schoolwork so soundproofing has worked 766 01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:54,860 So yeah good walls the walls are pretty good 767 01:23:54,860 --> 01:24:15,860 And I don't know okay I don't know if anyone's actually left so 768 01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:32,860 I don't know if I should give it like a few minutes I'm very sorry for the interruption I wish I lived in a soundproof box that would make life a lot easier 769 01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:57,860 I could again go into my closet but I've have her on a pole and I think people enjoy the slight reverb of my bedroom more than the sound of my closet which has less reverb because I am soundproofing it yeah 770 01:24:57,860 --> 01:25:05,860 Okay from the top 771 01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:15,860 auction if you want to mute not mute deafen yourself I'll ping you whenever it's done there we go 772 01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:27,860 Okay now would you guys prefer me to start from the top or resume from where I was 773 01:25:27,860 --> 01:25:49,860 Just want to you know from the top from the top I can do from the top take two all right Shauna if you're going to say whatever I want don't respond thank you 774 01:25:49,860 --> 01:25:55,860 It's not an answer I want 775 01:25:55,860 --> 01:26:04,860 Listen if I ask what do you guys want saying whatever you want doesn't help me 776 01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:09,860 I love you Shauna however 777 01:26:09,860 --> 01:26:12,860 It's not helpful 778 01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:26,860 I can't decide I am 90% bottom I can't make decisions I'm bisexual and I'm mostly a bottom 779 01:26:26,860 --> 01:26:29,860 So yeah 780 01:26:29,860 --> 01:26:34,860 Yeah so I can't make decisions 781 01:26:34,860 --> 01:26:39,860 I can barely decide what to eat for dinner 782 01:26:39,860 --> 01:26:42,860 Anyways 783 01:26:42,860 --> 01:26:45,860 Let's go 784 01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:48,860 Please don't die 785 01:26:48,860 --> 01:26:54,860 Drink some water hydrate yourself 786 01:26:54,860 --> 01:27:02,860 Okay again from the top 787 01:27:02,860 --> 01:27:06,860 God 788 01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:10,860 It's been such a hard day at work 789 01:27:10,860 --> 01:27:13,860 Honey 790 01:27:13,860 --> 01:27:16,860 Could you come here for a second 791 01:27:16,860 --> 01:27:19,860 Hey 792 01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:29,860 Well honey what I want is you know it's just been such a hard day at work 793 01:27:29,860 --> 01:27:40,860 And well I could really use something to wind down and you know exactly what that is don't you 794 01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:48,860 Of course you do look at you already getting down on your knees for me 795 01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:58,860 Such a good boy you are such a good loving doting husband 796 01:27:58,860 --> 01:28:02,860 That's what you are isn't it 797 01:28:02,860 --> 01:28:15,860 Look at you already sliding your hands up my thighs but did I give you permission to touch me 798 01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:19,860 I'll let it slide just this once 799 01:28:19,860 --> 01:28:23,860 As long as you can handle 800 01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:31,860 Making me come darling doing your job like you're supposed to 801 01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:39,860 There you go don't be afraid 802 01:28:39,860 --> 01:28:50,860 This is what a good husband is supposed to do for his loving wife 803 01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:59,860 Have his head buried between your thighs 804 01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:10,860 Such a good boy so good with your tongue 805 01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:15,860 Look at you you're already hard too 806 01:29:15,860 --> 01:29:25,860 But you're being so good and focusing on me 807 01:29:25,860 --> 01:29:33,860 I'm just gonna put my thighs up on your shoulders 808 01:29:33,860 --> 01:29:38,860 Oh fuck I'll pull you in real close 809 01:29:38,860 --> 01:29:42,860 You should be buried in me 810 01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:49,860 All you should be able to taste is me darling 811 01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:52,860 Fuck 812 01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:58,860 Yes just like that 813 01:29:58,860 --> 01:30:01,860 Oh fuck 814 01:30:01,860 --> 01:30:04,860 Just right there 815 01:30:04,860 --> 01:30:10,860 Good boy good boy 816 01:30:10,860 --> 01:30:16,860 Take your fingers into my thighs 817 01:30:16,860 --> 01:30:19,860 I'll pull you in 818 01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:23,860 Closer to me here you go 819 01:30:23,860 --> 01:30:28,860 Oh fuck doing such a good job 820 01:30:28,860 --> 01:30:32,860 Such a good job for me 821 01:30:32,860 --> 01:30:39,860 Oh god yes fuck yes no no don't pull away 822 01:30:39,860 --> 01:30:43,860 I'm just gonna pull you close 823 01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:47,860 Take my nails into your scalp 824 01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:52,860 Fuck you like it when I pull your hair don't you 825 01:30:52,860 --> 01:30:54,860 Oh fuck 826 01:30:54,860 --> 01:30:59,860 Oh god oh god I'm gonna come 827 01:30:59,860 --> 01:31:04,860 I'm gonna come on your tongue yes yes yes 828 01:31:04,860 --> 01:31:08,860 Taste me taste me babe yes yes 829 01:31:08,860 --> 01:31:15,860 Oh fuck 830 01:31:15,860 --> 01:31:23,860 Good job good boy good job 831 01:31:23,860 --> 01:31:29,860 There you can breathe now 832 01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:35,860 You did your duty after all 833 01:31:35,860 --> 01:31:40,860 Oh what a good welcome back 834 01:31:40,860 --> 01:31:43,860 Oh you know 835 01:31:43,860 --> 01:31:49,860 Just how to be a good husband for me don't you 836 01:31:49,860 --> 01:31:54,860 Maybe if you're extra good 837 01:31:54,860 --> 01:32:04,860 I'll take care of this for you too 838 01:32:04,860 --> 01:32:08,860 Okay there we go 839 01:32:08,860 --> 01:32:19,860 Without mostly any sounds I think 840 01:32:19,860 --> 01:32:25,860 Maybe I should have done the accent for it 841 01:32:25,860 --> 01:32:28,860 Didn't even think about that 842 01:32:28,860 --> 01:32:33,860 Stupid 843 01:32:33,860 --> 01:32:42,860 That's good 844 01:32:42,860 --> 01:32:48,860 There we go 845 01:32:48,860 --> 01:32:56,860 Although Auction might be doing a relatively dark one next 846 01:32:56,860 --> 01:32:59,860 This one's from Shauna 847 01:32:59,860 --> 01:33:08,860 It's kind of dark and yandere so I think you might want to 848 01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:11,860 Like go back into my closet 849 01:33:11,860 --> 01:33:15,860 Yeah baby you're the only one who went dark 850 01:33:15,860 --> 01:33:27,860 So I hope you guys if anyone else doesn't want dark I'll 851 01:33:27,860 --> 01:33:31,860 The tags are yandere 852 01:33:31,860 --> 01:33:32,860 Gaslighting 853 01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:34,860 Threats of rape 854 01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:35,860 Breeding in 855 01:33:35,860 --> 01:33:37,860 Forced impregn 856 01:33:37,860 --> 01:33:41,860 So if anyone doesn't vibe with that 857 01:33:41,860 --> 01:33:44,860 You can deafen 858 01:33:44,860 --> 01:33:48,860 I just want to warn just I want to make sure everyone's cash money 859 01:33:48,860 --> 01:33:53,860 This is a safe place 860 01:33:53,860 --> 01:34:01,860 I just want to quadruple check 861 01:34:01,860 --> 01:34:06,860 Okay cool 862 01:34:06,860 --> 01:34:16,860 That all sounds pretty cash money to me 863 01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:20,860 Oh it's actually kind of funny it's actually kind of funny 864 01:34:20,860 --> 01:34:26,860 Auction did the other script 865 01:34:26,860 --> 01:34:32,860 And it is safer work absolutely saccharine 866 01:34:32,860 --> 01:34:35,860 It is the complete opposite of this 867 01:34:35,860 --> 01:34:42,860 So the two scripts I got are completely opposite 868 01:34:42,860 --> 01:34:47,860 Which I found that amazing 869 01:34:47,860 --> 01:34:51,860 I'll do auctions right after this one 870 01:34:51,860 --> 01:35:18,860 Y'all got the whole spectrum 871 01:35:18,860 --> 01:35:22,860 Oh yeah you guys get some click clacking 872 01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:35,860 It's a nice gamer girl ASMR goodness 873 01:35:35,860 --> 01:35:40,860 Is that actually an ASMR trigger I don't actually know that much about 874 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:47,860 It is keyboard noises 875 01:35:47,860 --> 01:35:52,860 Okay cool 876 01:35:52,860 --> 01:35:58,860 I realized I got off topic but I really like tip tapping 877 01:35:58,860 --> 01:36:05,860 I just need to find something good to tip tap on but I love 878 01:36:05,860 --> 01:36:09,860 It gives me like the I guess not ASMR 879 01:36:09,860 --> 01:36:16,860 I don't particularly care about hearing it but I love doing it 880 01:36:16,860 --> 01:36:19,860 I love tip tapping 881 01:36:19,860 --> 01:36:27,860 It's just so comforting 882 01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:30,860 Anyways we got we went from 883 01:36:30,860 --> 01:36:42,860 I was going to perform Yandere thing to ASMR 884 01:36:42,860 --> 01:36:46,860 Listen I got a binaural mic for a reason 885 01:36:46,860 --> 01:37:00,860 I want to do more of it 886 01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:05,860 Listen if I'm cuffing anyone to a bed then they get a turn after me they can cuff me to the bed 887 01:37:05,860 --> 01:37:08,860 That's how I work 888 01:37:08,860 --> 01:37:12,860 I give and I take 889 01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:16,860 I am a switch 890 01:37:16,860 --> 01:37:22,860 Both come to the bed at the same time 891 01:37:22,860 --> 01:37:26,860 That could be a problem sounds like a problem I would get into 892 01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:33,860 Because I have approximately one wrinkle on my brain 893 01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:43,860 And it only works half the time 894 01:37:43,860 --> 01:37:48,860 Sounds like Gerald's game I actually watched the movie not too long ago 895 01:37:48,860 --> 01:37:57,860 That was that was that was something 896 01:37:57,860 --> 01:38:21,860 You go from being both tops to being both bottoms 897 01:38:21,860 --> 01:38:31,860 You edited like 20 minutes ago 898 01:38:31,860 --> 01:38:40,860 Yes I'm recording I've recorded the entire thing it's so far it is an hour and a half hour and 38 minutes 899 01:38:40,860 --> 01:38:45,860 There's a little bit of banter at the beginning that I didn't record but 900 01:38:45,860 --> 01:38:53,860 Just barely 901 01:38:53,860 --> 01:38:57,860 Okay 902 01:38:57,860 --> 01:39:00,860 Enough banter I think 903 01:39:00,860 --> 01:39:05,860 Alright script time so you can you can define yourself 904 01:39:05,860 --> 01:39:07,860 Let's go 905 01:39:07,860 --> 01:39:12,860 Time to get my Yandere voice on 906 01:39:12,860 --> 01:39:18,860 Alright 907 01:39:18,860 --> 01:39:24,860 That triggers me Shawna I would very very very much like you to 908 01:39:24,860 --> 01:39:28,860 To not 909 01:39:28,860 --> 01:39:31,860 Thank you 910 01:39:31,860 --> 01:39:35,860 Oh Jesus okay we're good 911 01:39:35,860 --> 01:39:43,860 There we go 912 01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:50,860 I had to refresh it there we go let's go 913 01:39:50,860 --> 01:39:55,860 There you are I finally have you cornered 914 01:39:55,860 --> 01:39:59,860 What am I doing here you know why 915 01:39:59,860 --> 01:40:02,860 Ever since we made eye contact for the first time 916 01:40:02,860 --> 01:40:05,860 I know what we were deep down 917 01:40:05,860 --> 01:40:10,860 We're the cutest most loving couple ever 918 01:40:10,860 --> 01:40:13,860 I mean I know 919 01:40:13,860 --> 01:40:19,860 You think that I'm the sweetest nicest most wonderful girl on campus 920 01:40:19,860 --> 01:40:24,860 I know you've wanted me you sit just a bit away from me every class and 921 01:40:24,860 --> 01:40:30,860 Every time I follow you on campus you play little games with me 922 01:40:30,860 --> 01:40:35,860 You sneak into other classes you talk to professors 923 01:40:35,860 --> 01:40:38,860 But you give me that look 924 01:40:38,860 --> 01:40:42,860 The look of raw need 925 01:40:42,860 --> 01:40:45,860 Playing hard to get 926 01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:47,860 I think it's cute but 927 01:40:47,860 --> 01:40:51,860 You know you can't get away from me 928 01:40:51,860 --> 01:40:57,860 Just just let that silly game end so I can have you forever 929 01:40:57,860 --> 01:40:59,860 What do I want 930 01:40:59,860 --> 01:41:01,860 Come on 931 01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:04,860 I want what we need 932 01:41:04,860 --> 01:41:07,860 To be together forever 933 01:41:07,860 --> 01:41:12,860 I know you want to give me a baby 934 01:41:12,860 --> 01:41:15,860 No 935 01:41:15,860 --> 01:41:19,860 Okay I am done with your games 936 01:41:19,860 --> 01:41:25,860 You either give it to me or you will deal with the consequences 937 01:41:25,860 --> 01:41:30,860 You will give me what I want and I'll be your wonderful 938 01:41:30,860 --> 01:41:37,860 Loving sweetest wife forever and ever and ever if you do 939 01:41:37,860 --> 01:41:43,860 All you gotta do is give it to me 940 01:41:43,860 --> 01:41:47,860 That's it isn't it so easy 941 01:41:47,860 --> 01:41:50,860 What happens if you don't 942 01:41:50,860 --> 01:41:55,860 Well I am the Dean's daughter 943 01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:59,860 I'll tell them about all those classes you creeped on me in 944 01:41:59,860 --> 01:42:04,860 An innocent poor little girl with perfect grades 945 01:42:04,860 --> 01:42:06,860 That's not very good isn't it 946 01:42:06,860 --> 01:42:10,860 He'll get kicked out of school 947 01:42:10,860 --> 01:42:16,860 No one would ever accept you after the number of things you've done 948 01:42:16,860 --> 01:42:18,860 But I don't want that 949 01:42:18,860 --> 01:42:23,860 I just want you to hold me and love me and fuck me 950 01:42:23,860 --> 01:42:28,860 You are going to fuck me aren't you 951 01:42:28,860 --> 01:42:30,860 You said it in class 952 01:42:30,860 --> 01:42:33,860 You said it when we ran into one another 953 01:42:33,860 --> 01:42:34,860 Don't you remember 954 01:42:34,860 --> 01:42:37,860 You said it right to my face 955 01:42:37,860 --> 01:42:39,860 You wanted me 956 01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:41,860 Don't deny it 957 01:42:41,860 --> 01:42:43,860 Don't you dare call me a liar 958 01:42:43,860 --> 01:42:47,860 You want to get me pregnant I know it 959 01:42:47,860 --> 01:42:53,860 You're going to give me a baby and I'll make sure you don't ruin your life 960 01:42:53,860 --> 01:42:59,860 I wouldn't want the father of my child to go through something so terrible after all 961 01:42:59,860 --> 01:43:05,860 I'd say so many great things about you if you just give me your cum 962 01:43:05,860 --> 01:43:14,860 Night after night after night making me feel so full and warm and loved 963 01:43:14,860 --> 01:43:21,860 I'm getting excited just thinking about it 964 01:43:21,860 --> 01:43:25,860 But I'm also getting impatient 965 01:43:25,860 --> 01:43:32,860 Make a decision my amazing wonderful lovely husband to be 966 01:43:32,860 --> 01:43:37,860 Are you going to watch your whole life go up into flames 967 01:43:37,860 --> 01:43:51,860 Or are you going to breed me and give me what I want 968 01:43:51,860 --> 01:43:58,860 There 969 01:43:58,860 --> 01:44:00,860 This one 970 01:44:00,860 --> 01:44:07,860 You know this one I'm kind of tempted to make like a to go on 971 01:44:07,860 --> 01:44:13,860 Like a separate audio that continues 972 01:44:13,860 --> 01:44:15,860 Wink wonk 973 01:44:15,860 --> 01:44:21,860 I don't do that now because I'd want to actually think about it a little bit 974 01:44:21,860 --> 01:44:26,860 But I do want to do it at some point 975 01:44:26,860 --> 01:44:32,860 I'm gonna note that down I have 976 01:44:32,860 --> 01:44:40,860 I have an audio channel in a discord server of mine where I note all of my stupid random ideas 977 01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:49,860 I guess this one isn't stupid well this one isn't stupid I have other stupid ones though 978 01:44:49,860 --> 01:44:57,860 I was gonna note it down just for later so I don't forget that it exists 979 01:44:57,860 --> 01:45:05,860 Okay and now 980 01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:08,860 Where is it there it is now 981 01:45:08,860 --> 01:45:16,860 I'm going to follow it up with completely saccharine loveliness 982 01:45:16,860 --> 01:45:20,860 I'm going to do auctions next 983 01:45:20,860 --> 01:45:24,860 Which is 984 01:45:24,860 --> 01:45:31,860 Just an adorable little domestic short of the cat girl from kittens free to a good home about a week after she was adopted 985 01:45:31,860 --> 01:45:42,860 With tags including adult cat girl, necko, pet girl, cute sweet wrapping your arms around her and snuggling 986 01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:47,860 Bring everyone down from that more dark dark one 987 01:45:47,860 --> 01:45:55,860 You know I was worried that this wouldn't be very long but then I just realized how much banter there would be 988 01:45:55,860 --> 01:46:00,860 Well because I was about to ping you and I noticed you were undefined already 989 01:46:00,860 --> 01:46:10,860 Because I can see when you're not defined 990 01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:19,860 So that's why I didn't ping you although it would have been redundant 991 01:46:19,860 --> 01:46:31,860 Yeah your name is right above mine so I see it right there 992 01:46:31,860 --> 01:46:39,860 Okay I'm going to take a drink of water before this 993 01:46:39,860 --> 01:46:42,860 Ah! 994 01:46:42,860 --> 01:46:44,860 Smart water 995 01:46:44,860 --> 01:46:46,860 Purity you can taste 996 01:46:46,860 --> 01:46:49,860 Hydration you can feel 997 01:46:49,860 --> 01:46:53,860 Okay 998 01:46:53,860 --> 01:47:03,860 I didn't do a thing after that one, oops 999 01:47:03,860 --> 01:47:07,860 That's the wrong one 1000 01:47:07,860 --> 01:47:10,860 That's still the wrong one 1001 01:47:10,860 --> 01:47:24,860 Come on gags get your shit together 1002 01:47:24,860 --> 01:47:31,860 Round and round and round and round and round 1003 01:47:31,860 --> 01:47:34,860 Oh this is making me dizzy 1004 01:47:34,860 --> 01:47:37,860 Oh oh oh hello master 1005 01:47:37,860 --> 01:47:40,860 You want to know what I'm doing? 1006 01:47:40,860 --> 01:47:47,860 Well I'm waiting for the washing machine to be finished of course so I can get your scarf back 1007 01:47:47,860 --> 01:47:55,860 I just you know I don't know I just don't feel right without it anymore 1008 01:47:55,860 --> 01:48:05,860 Even though I'm used to being naked I just I don't know I feel so exposed without it now it's just so fluffy and warm 1009 01:48:05,860 --> 01:48:10,860 And it's got those little danglies at the ends that are so fun to paw at 1010 01:48:10,860 --> 01:48:16,860 And it reminds me of you and it smells like you and it's 1011 01:48:16,860 --> 01:48:23,860 Whenever I'm all snuggled up in it I get that same good feeling that I got a week ago 1012 01:48:23,860 --> 01:48:28,860 When you when you first picked me up out of the box in the street and wrapped it around me 1013 01:48:28,860 --> 01:48:36,860 That feeling of being warm and safe and loved and 1014 01:48:36,860 --> 01:48:43,860 It just felt so good whenever I was so scared that I might never have those things again 1015 01:48:43,860 --> 01:48:51,860 I just I love the feeling of having it wrapped around me 1016 01:48:51,860 --> 01:48:54,860 I can barely wait to have it wrapped around me again 1017 01:48:54,860 --> 01:48:58,860 How much longer is this thing gonna take master? 1018 01:48:58,860 --> 01:49:00,860 Oh it has a timer? 1019 01:49:00,860 --> 01:49:03,860 Oh um let me look 1020 01:49:03,860 --> 01:49:05,860 15 more minutes? 1021 01:49:05,860 --> 01:49:09,860 Master that's like forever 1022 01:49:09,860 --> 01:49:12,860 And it has to go in the dryer afterwards? 1023 01:49:12,860 --> 01:49:21,860 I don't want to wait that long 1024 01:49:21,860 --> 01:49:28,860 Master you're you're wrapping your arms around me 1025 01:49:28,860 --> 01:49:32,860 You'll be my replacement scarf? 1026 01:49:32,860 --> 01:49:38,860 Silly master you've you've got it backwards 1027 01:49:38,860 --> 01:49:43,860 The scarf is a replacement for you 1028 01:49:43,860 --> 01:49:47,860 I'd take your arms any day over that scarf 1029 01:49:47,860 --> 01:49:52,860 They're the only thing that feels better wrapped around me 1030 01:49:52,860 --> 01:50:00,860 And they've still got little dingly fingers on the end for me to paw at 1031 01:50:00,860 --> 01:50:04,860 Your arms make me feel even safer 1032 01:50:04,860 --> 01:50:08,860 The safest I've ever felt 1033 01:50:08,860 --> 01:50:13,860 Even more loved and warm and comfy than that scarf 1034 01:50:13,860 --> 01:50:18,860 I love being in your arms master 1035 01:50:18,860 --> 01:50:21,860 I never want to leave them 1036 01:50:21,860 --> 01:50:23,860 Not never 1037 01:50:23,860 --> 01:50:25,860 There 1038 01:50:42,860 --> 01:50:47,860 So absolutely adorable 1039 01:50:47,860 --> 01:50:54,860 God you write the most saccharine of stuff 1040 01:50:54,860 --> 01:51:17,860 You you you you do it you don't just try you manage 1041 01:51:17,860 --> 01:51:20,860 Happy kitties are the best kitties 1042 01:51:20,860 --> 01:51:26,860 Yeah 1043 01:51:26,860 --> 01:51:29,860 Okay 1044 01:51:29,860 --> 01:51:36,860 How many 1045 01:51:36,860 --> 01:51:41,860 Okay I have three left 1046 01:51:41,860 --> 01:51:45,860 Okay I think now's a good time for the blowjob 1047 01:51:45,860 --> 01:51:47,860 The last blowjob 1048 01:51:47,860 --> 01:51:51,860 I will do more blowjob to make up for 1049 01:51:51,860 --> 01:51:55,860 The skimpiness of the blowjob in the last one 1050 01:51:55,860 --> 01:52:01,860 I guess 1051 01:52:01,860 --> 01:52:07,860 You guys asked for that that's your fault the collective lot of you 1052 01:52:07,860 --> 01:52:09,860 This one is 1053 01:52:09,860 --> 01:52:13,860 Where'd it go 1054 01:52:13,860 --> 01:52:18,860 You should be able to do an audio where you are giving a blowjob and start begging for cum 1055 01:52:18,860 --> 01:52:22,860 Throwing in a few moans and mm-hmms in there too 1056 01:52:22,860 --> 01:52:27,860 I can definitely do that 1057 01:52:27,860 --> 01:52:32,860 Okay 1058 01:52:32,860 --> 01:52:46,860 The person after 1059 01:52:46,860 --> 01:53:02,860 I want to drink your cum so badly 1060 01:53:02,860 --> 01:53:19,860 I wanna taste it all over my tongue 1061 01:53:19,860 --> 01:53:41,860 I love feeling your cocks are all against me 1062 01:53:41,860 --> 01:53:49,860 I want nothing more than to taste your hot thick cum 1063 01:53:49,860 --> 01:54:02,860 I wanna suck every last drop out I want it so bad 1064 01:54:02,860 --> 01:54:07,860 You can grab my hair 1065 01:54:07,860 --> 01:54:33,860 My brother will give me your cum the fastest 1066 01:54:33,860 --> 01:54:37,860 You're gonna comfort me aren't you 1067 01:54:37,860 --> 01:54:41,860 I don't want it so bad please give it to me 1068 01:54:41,860 --> 01:54:45,860 It's so good I deserve it 1069 01:54:45,860 --> 01:55:05,860 Mm-hmm 1070 01:55:05,860 --> 01:55:27,860 You come all over my tongue 1071 01:55:27,860 --> 01:55:47,860 It's so good 1072 01:55:47,860 --> 01:55:51,860 Tastes so good 1073 01:55:51,860 --> 01:56:03,860 So warm going down my throat thank you thank you so much for giving me your cum 1074 01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:28,860 It was so good thank you thank you 1075 01:56:28,860 --> 01:56:37,860 There we go 1076 01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:41,860 I'll expect royalties in the mail thanks 1077 01:56:41,860 --> 01:56:43,860 I'm joking 1078 01:56:43,860 --> 01:56:45,860 I'm joking 1079 01:56:45,860 --> 01:56:53,860 Okay well I was the inspiration I'm kidding regardless 1080 01:56:53,860 --> 01:56:58,860 Shoot you're doing my dude 1081 01:56:58,860 --> 01:57:13,860 I love that line so much 1082 01:57:13,860 --> 01:57:28,860 That's a joke my royalties of zero dollars 1083 01:57:28,860 --> 01:57:39,860 I think it's originally from a doujin or something right I don't know I have no clue 1084 01:57:39,860 --> 01:57:45,860 But it is definitely one of my favorite lines ever 1085 01:57:45,860 --> 01:57:59,860 I still want to do that that shit post of using really bad euphemisms in an audio 1086 01:57:59,860 --> 01:58:16,860 Spongy what the fuck is that supposed to be spongy mountains spongy whoops whoops has spongy titties 1087 01:58:16,860 --> 01:58:20,860 Am I just using the wrong kind of sponges 1088 01:58:20,860 --> 01:58:35,860 You did I but I don't I did not remember the phrase spongy mountains 1089 01:58:35,860 --> 01:58:45,860 Actually if we want to break from porn I can read that out loud if anyone is interested if anyone wants to laugh 1090 01:58:45,860 --> 01:58:50,860 If anyone wants to giggle 1091 01:58:50,860 --> 01:59:07,860 Alright Shauna bring it up 1092 01:59:07,860 --> 01:59:12,860 Oh god okay okay I don't know if I'll read all of it 1093 01:59:12,860 --> 01:59:19,860 I forgot how long it was 1094 01:59:19,860 --> 01:59:25,860 Oh wait it's actually not that long I'm stupid it just seems longer 1095 01:59:25,860 --> 01:59:27,860 I actually downloaded that 1096 01:59:27,860 --> 01:59:34,860 Did you guys want me to try that instead 1097 01:59:34,860 --> 01:59:37,860 This 1098 01:59:37,860 --> 01:59:42,860 And I guess I could do both 1099 01:59:42,860 --> 01:59:56,860 Although that poem is really long I don't know if I do all of it 1100 01:59:56,860 --> 02:00:04,860 Maybe I should just finish the porn first and then do the then do the other stuff 1101 02:00:04,860 --> 02:00:11,860 Yeah it's pretty awful isn't it 1102 02:00:11,860 --> 02:00:14,860 It's pretty bad 1103 02:00:14,860 --> 02:00:28,860 There are definitely some words in here that I don't know off the top of my head how to pronounce 1104 02:00:28,860 --> 02:00:41,860 Okay so porn first y'all 1105 02:00:41,860 --> 02:00:44,860 Finish the porn alright 1106 02:00:44,860 --> 02:00:47,860 I think I only have 1107 02:00:47,860 --> 02:00:54,860 Two more 1108 02:00:54,860 --> 02:01:00,860 A breeding mini ramble 1109 02:01:00,860 --> 02:01:05,860 I don't know if that person's here I'm assuming not 1110 02:01:05,860 --> 02:01:08,860 Do they mean 1111 02:01:08,860 --> 02:01:11,860 Like a ramble fap 1112 02:01:11,860 --> 02:01:14,860 Should I break out the wand again 1113 02:01:14,860 --> 02:01:17,860 I'm not sure 1114 02:01:17,860 --> 02:01:36,860 What exactly they mean by that 1115 02:01:36,860 --> 02:01:47,860 I mean I'm assuming it's just like a you know like a like another breeding ramble fap of mine since I've done multiple of those 1116 02:01:47,860 --> 02:01:56,860 That's what I'm assuming it is 1117 02:01:56,860 --> 02:01:59,860 You know what I'm gonna change it up a little bit 1118 02:01:59,860 --> 02:02:02,860 I'm gonna lay down for this 1119 02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:09,860 I'm gonna change the ambiance 1120 02:02:09,860 --> 02:02:15,860 Why not 1121 02:02:15,860 --> 02:02:22,860 I'm probably not gonna use the wand because that'll be loud and you know I think I can only handle 1122 02:02:22,860 --> 02:02:24,860 I can only handle so much of that 1123 02:02:24,860 --> 02:02:27,860 I am a baby 1124 02:02:27,860 --> 02:02:30,860 I am baby 1125 02:02:30,860 --> 02:02:37,860 Thank you 1126 02:02:37,860 --> 02:02:44,860 But I can do I can just talk about breeding because that's you know 1127 02:02:44,860 --> 02:02:55,860 I do that all the time 1128 02:02:55,860 --> 02:03:10,860 And I can have nice bed noises for sound effects and shit 1129 02:03:10,860 --> 02:03:15,860 More talking about breeding I'm always up for that 1130 02:03:15,860 --> 02:03:21,860 Always talking about how I 1131 02:03:21,860 --> 02:03:27,860 I just want to be pinned down against the bed and just used 1132 02:03:27,860 --> 02:03:34,860 Over and over and over again I really just 1133 02:03:34,860 --> 02:03:43,860 I've liked the idea of just getting me used repeatedly 1134 02:03:43,860 --> 02:03:53,860 Still just come over and over and then just 1135 02:03:53,860 --> 02:04:00,860 Sliding a toy into me afterwards to keep it all inside and 1136 02:04:00,860 --> 02:04:07,860 Pulling a pair of panties on and just going about the rest of my day 1137 02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:15,860 Just thinking about how much you've pumped me full 1138 02:04:15,860 --> 02:04:22,860 To being able to feel it trip out every now and again 1139 02:04:22,860 --> 02:04:30,860 Just being reminded of how you're still filling me up how I'm 1140 02:04:30,860 --> 02:04:40,860 The fuck certainly have been bred already 1141 02:04:40,860 --> 02:04:45,860 But how I still want to come back home hours later for you to do it again 1142 02:04:45,860 --> 02:04:50,860 And again and again 1143 02:04:50,860 --> 02:04:58,860 Fuck 1144 02:04:58,860 --> 02:05:03,860 I want to be bred each and every day 1145 02:05:03,860 --> 02:05:11,860 I don't care I don't care what he is 1146 02:05:11,860 --> 02:05:16,860 I don't care where we are I just want it so bad 1147 02:05:16,860 --> 02:05:22,860 Fuck oh fuck oh god 1148 02:05:22,860 --> 02:05:28,860 I don't care if we're staying with your parents or with a friend 1149 02:05:28,860 --> 02:05:34,860 I want you to slide your cock inside me and pump my little room 1150 02:05:34,860 --> 02:05:41,860 Full of your hot thick cum over and over again 1151 02:05:41,860 --> 02:05:49,860 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 1152 02:05:49,860 --> 02:05:57,860 Oh god yes yes yes yes 1153 02:05:57,860 --> 02:06:05,860 Fuck oh god yes I can't come oh god 1154 02:06:05,860 --> 02:06:12,860 Free me please please please please help me help me help me help me 1155 02:06:12,860 --> 02:06:20,860 Oh god oh fuck oh fuck oh god yes 1156 02:06:20,860 --> 02:06:38,860 Fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck 1157 02:06:38,860 --> 02:06:45,860 Fuck fuck fuck 1158 02:06:45,860 --> 02:06:54,860 Was that enough breathing for y'all 1159 02:06:54,860 --> 02:07:02,860 Oh I hope so oh god why do I always keep giggling after these 1160 02:07:02,860 --> 02:07:09,860 Oh gosh oh gosh okay you know what that's perfectly valid yeah there's not 1161 02:07:09,860 --> 02:07:13,860 There's not quite there's never enough 1162 02:07:13,860 --> 02:07:23,860 Oh jeez 1163 02:07:23,860 --> 02:07:32,860 Just muting myself to adjust my boom arm a little bit so it's not too loud for y'all 1164 02:07:32,860 --> 02:07:39,860 I need water again 1165 02:07:39,860 --> 02:07:47,860 Okay okay we're good 1166 02:07:47,860 --> 02:07:56,860 All right thank you William 1167 02:07:56,860 --> 02:08:11,860 Okay 1168 02:08:11,860 --> 02:08:20,860 Do it no no no I wouldn't wouldn't work okay nevermind all right now around to the last one 1169 02:08:20,860 --> 02:08:26,860 The last one is a spooning handjob audio 1170 02:08:26,860 --> 02:08:31,860 That's gonna be fun 1171 02:08:31,860 --> 02:08:38,860 A sleep aid 1172 02:08:38,860 --> 02:08:41,860 Okay 1173 02:08:41,860 --> 02:08:47,860 I'm starting to get tired already yeah that makes sense that checks out 1174 02:08:47,860 --> 02:08:57,860 Okay 1175 02:08:57,860 --> 02:08:59,860 Hey 1176 02:08:59,860 --> 02:09:04,860 You're awake aren't you 1177 02:09:04,860 --> 02:09:12,860 You think I couldn't tell with how much you are squirming 1178 02:09:12,860 --> 02:09:17,860 Oh come on silly you're not gonna hide it from me 1179 02:09:17,860 --> 02:09:20,860 You thought I was asleep 1180 02:09:20,860 --> 02:09:21,860 No 1181 02:09:21,860 --> 02:09:27,860 I've been having a little bit of difficulty going to sleep 1182 02:09:27,860 --> 02:09:31,860 Clearly you have been too 1183 02:09:31,860 --> 02:09:39,860 You're so hard for me aren't you 1184 02:09:39,860 --> 02:09:42,860 Did it kind of turn you on 1185 02:09:42,860 --> 02:09:48,860 Doing it while I was right next to you sleeping 1186 02:09:48,860 --> 02:09:53,860 Well I bet this turns you on even more huh 1187 02:09:53,860 --> 02:09:56,860 Me spooning you from behind my 1188 02:09:56,860 --> 02:10:00,860 Tits pressed up against your back 1189 02:10:00,860 --> 02:10:06,860 You can feel them can't you 1190 02:10:06,860 --> 02:10:11,860 Can you feel my hands sliding down 1191 02:10:11,860 --> 02:10:16,860 To touch your cock 1192 02:10:16,860 --> 02:10:20,860 You like that don't you 1193 02:10:20,860 --> 02:10:23,860 I can hear you panting 1194 02:10:23,860 --> 02:10:26,860 You don't have to be quiet 1195 02:10:26,860 --> 02:10:34,860 We're the only ones here after all 1196 02:10:34,860 --> 02:10:41,860 Plus we still have this in bed from earlier 1197 02:10:41,860 --> 02:10:45,860 Don't you think this would be good for you 1198 02:10:45,860 --> 02:10:49,860 It would make you feel a lot better I bet 1199 02:10:49,860 --> 02:10:57,860 I bet this will help the both of us go to sleep huh 1200 02:10:57,860 --> 02:11:09,860 It's okay I'll stroke you as much as you want 1201 02:11:09,860 --> 02:11:12,860 You don't have to suppress your moans for me 1202 02:11:12,860 --> 02:11:16,860 I want to hear you I love hearing you 1203 02:11:16,860 --> 02:11:24,860 I love making you feel good and being this close to you 1204 02:11:24,860 --> 02:11:29,860 You want me to go faster 1205 02:11:29,860 --> 02:11:34,860 There you go 1206 02:11:34,860 --> 02:11:39,860 You're moving your hips against my hand 1207 02:11:39,860 --> 02:11:47,860 I can't wait to feel your cock twitch and throb and come for me 1208 02:11:47,860 --> 02:11:55,860 I love making you feel so good 1209 02:11:55,860 --> 02:12:01,860 You like me whispering into your ear like this huh 1210 02:12:01,860 --> 02:12:07,860 I bet you do 1211 02:12:07,860 --> 02:12:11,860 You want me to moan into your ear huh 1212 02:12:11,860 --> 02:12:21,860 That's getting you even harder isn't it huh 1213 02:12:21,860 --> 02:12:25,860 You're so warm 1214 02:12:25,860 --> 02:12:30,860 It's so wet 1215 02:12:30,860 --> 02:12:34,860 And you're moaning so much 1216 02:12:34,860 --> 02:12:39,860 I love you come for me okay 1217 02:12:39,860 --> 02:12:45,860 I can tell you're about to you're quivering so much 1218 02:12:45,860 --> 02:12:51,860 Come for me baby come for me okay 1219 02:12:51,860 --> 02:12:58,860 And then we can both go to sleep all nice and snuggled up together 1220 02:12:58,860 --> 02:13:04,860 Yeah 1221 02:13:04,860 --> 02:13:09,860 You're gonna come yes please please come for me 1222 02:13:09,860 --> 02:13:22,860 I want to see it I want to feel it yeah 1223 02:13:22,860 --> 02:13:29,860 There you go 1224 02:13:29,860 --> 02:13:33,860 Your body jerked so much 1225 02:13:33,860 --> 02:13:38,860 Did you really come that hard 1226 02:13:38,860 --> 02:13:43,860 Good I'm glad 1227 02:13:43,860 --> 02:13:47,860 Okay okay I'll stop 1228 02:13:47,860 --> 02:13:53,860 I know you're all sensitive and I wouldn't want to get you all worked up again 1229 02:13:53,860 --> 02:14:01,860 So how are you feeling ready to sleep all nice and sleepy 1230 02:14:01,860 --> 02:14:11,860 Good I'll just keep spooning you just like this 1231 02:14:11,860 --> 02:14:17,860 You're okay with falling asleep like this right 1232 02:14:17,860 --> 02:14:20,860 Good 1233 02:14:20,860 --> 02:14:35,860 Good night sweet pea okay 1234 02:14:35,860 --> 02:14:38,860 There we go 1235 02:14:38,860 --> 02:14:42,860 All the porn is officially done 1236 02:14:42,860 --> 02:14:52,860 My hand is a mess 1237 02:14:52,860 --> 02:14:56,860 I really hope you guys enjoyed it 1238 02:14:56,860 --> 02:15:01,860 This is definitely the biggest 1239 02:15:01,860 --> 02:15:07,860 Biggest thing I've ever done 1240 02:15:07,860 --> 02:15:10,860 Very fun 1241 02:15:10,860 --> 02:15:17,860 I was I was worried at the start I was like yeah I'm gonna fuck up so many times 1242 02:15:17,860 --> 02:15:23,860 I think I actually other than interruptions I think I only fucked up once 1243 02:15:23,860 --> 02:15:25,860 Surprisingly 1244 02:15:25,860 --> 02:15:36,860 Thank you thank you all very much I really appreciate it both the kind the kind words and you know all the support that led up to this 1245 02:15:36,860 --> 02:15:45,860 It really really does mean a lot to me 1246 02:15:45,860 --> 02:15:50,860 You guys deserve it 1247 02:15:50,860 --> 02:15:53,860 You guys are wonderful 1248 02:15:53,860 --> 02:16:00,860 And just thank you my hands are sticky 1249 02:16:00,860 --> 02:16:03,860 No you 1250 02:16:03,860 --> 02:16:09,860 God I fucking knew it I knew it 1251 02:16:09,860 --> 02:16:18,860 Well if you guys want me to read some funnies I knew that you were going to do that 1252 02:16:18,860 --> 02:16:26,860 If you guys want me to finish it up with some funnies I can do that 1253 02:16:26,860 --> 02:16:31,860 Send it off 1254 02:16:31,860 --> 02:16:34,860 With some giggles 1255 02:16:34,860 --> 02:16:49,860 See how seriously I can read that 1256 02:16:49,860 --> 02:16:52,860 While you were chopping 1257 02:16:52,860 --> 02:16:55,860 I will try 1258 02:16:55,860 --> 02:17:00,860 For shits and giggles 1259 02:17:00,860 --> 02:17:03,860 Okay you know what I'll try 1260 02:17:03,860 --> 02:17:09,860 I'll try reading it as seriously as I can 1261 02:17:09,860 --> 02:17:12,860 All right 1262 02:17:12,860 --> 02:17:15,860 It is very late I'm starting to get tired myself so 1263 02:17:15,860 --> 02:17:23,860 But I do at least want to read I'll read the silly stuff the silly thing I think I'll save 1264 02:17:23,860 --> 02:17:31,860 The long obnoxious poem for its own audio because it'll be very long 1265 02:17:31,860 --> 02:17:35,860 I'll read galloping apps and then I'll be done 1266 02:17:35,860 --> 02:17:39,860 I'll be done everyone can leave I mean you can leave now 1267 02:17:39,860 --> 02:17:47,860 I'll stop stalling I'll stop stalling 1268 02:17:47,860 --> 02:17:55,860 Her long hair still wet from the shower had been combed down her back in a wet swath 1269 02:17:55,860 --> 02:18:01,860 Hilda was sitting on the floor her round wet boobs still wet from the shower's water 1270 02:18:01,860 --> 02:18:05,860 She dried off the water with a towel which then became wet 1271 02:18:05,860 --> 02:18:09,860 Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror 1272 02:18:09,860 --> 02:18:13,860 Through the slightly open door she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs 1273 02:18:13,860 --> 02:18:17,860 And square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin 1274 02:18:17,860 --> 02:18:22,860 She stood and spun around her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum 1275 02:18:22,860 --> 02:18:32,860 She grabbed the door and flung it open revealing shirtless Toroff quivering with desire in the hallway 1276 02:18:32,860 --> 02:18:34,860 Can you not please thank you 1277 02:18:34,860 --> 02:18:40,860 Toroff was ashamed at being caught but his shame made him even hotter hotter for sex 1278 02:18:40,860 --> 02:18:47,860 He stepped into the room and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda's rich chest 1279 02:18:47,860 --> 02:18:55,860 As Hilda's buttermilk bosom squished up against his granite abs Toroff almost had a dick aneurysm 1280 02:18:55,860 --> 02:19:04,860 Hilda Toroff murmured thickly his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda's warm thighs 1281 02:19:04,860 --> 02:19:08,860 There's a secret I need not I need to not tell you 1282 02:19:08,860 --> 02:19:12,860 What? 1283 02:19:12,860 --> 02:19:15,860 I'm so alright 1284 02:19:15,860 --> 02:19:18,860 There is a secret I need to not tell you 1285 02:19:18,860 --> 02:19:23,860 You are my forbidden desire he says as he tells her anyways 1286 02:19:23,860 --> 02:19:26,860 Hilda had been waiting to hear these words 1287 02:19:26,860 --> 02:19:33,860 Her heart was lifted on golden wings and she soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy 1288 02:19:33,860 --> 02:19:38,860 She saw herself and Toroff happy together bathed in the golden light of love 1289 02:19:38,860 --> 02:19:41,860 Her snooch got all warm too 1290 02:19:41,860 --> 02:19:46,860 Toroff Hilda moaned her lush teeth straining with desire 1291 02:19:46,860 --> 02:19:48,860 I need you 1292 02:19:48,860 --> 02:19:54,860 Toroff coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight stood silently 1293 02:19:54,860 --> 02:19:57,860 Hilda looked at him expectantly 1294 02:19:57,860 --> 02:19:59,860 Oh sorry she added 1295 02:19:59,860 --> 02:20:01,860 Toroff I need you 1296 02:20:01,860 --> 02:20:03,860 Sexually 1297 02:20:03,860 --> 02:20:07,860 At hearing those beautiful words Toroff flexed his rough hewn abs 1298 02:20:07,860 --> 02:20:16,860 And Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Toroff's undulating midsection 1299 02:20:16,860 --> 02:20:24,860 She parted her thighs in anticipation exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge 1300 02:20:24,860 --> 02:20:26,860 Toroff entered her like she were the lottery 1301 02:20:26,860 --> 02:20:33,860 His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment 1302 02:20:33,860 --> 02:20:37,860 Hilda clutched at the bedsheet with lust and ecstasy in her hands 1303 02:20:37,860 --> 02:20:39,860 Her spongy love mountains 1304 02:20:39,860 --> 02:20:41,860 Oh god I'm breaking now 1305 02:20:41,860 --> 02:20:45,860 Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding 1306 02:20:45,860 --> 02:20:51,860 Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and someone was pushing their dick inside of it 1307 02:20:51,860 --> 02:21:00,860 Then Toroff moaned arched to his back and suffered from dick Parkinson's 1308 02:21:00,860 --> 02:21:08,860 He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms 1309 02:21:08,860 --> 02:21:14,860 The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room 1310 02:21:14,860 --> 02:21:18,860 Hilda got out of bed still shimmering with orgasm 1311 02:21:18,860 --> 02:21:23,860 She glowed with contentment like a cat who ate the cream of the crop 1312 02:21:23,860 --> 02:21:28,860 She walked across the room and picked up her towel still wet with shower water 1313 02:21:28,860 --> 02:21:31,860 Toroff she said softly 1314 02:21:31,860 --> 02:21:35,860 There was something I have to tell you 1315 02:21:35,860 --> 02:21:37,860 But her bed was empty 1316 02:21:37,860 --> 02:21:39,860 Toroff was gone 1317 02:21:39,860 --> 02:21:41,860 Escaped at the bedroom window 1318 02:21:41,860 --> 02:21:49,860 In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs 1319 02:21:49,860 --> 02:21:52,860 Holy fuck 1320 02:21:52,860 --> 02:22:07,860 There were a few parts absolutely made me lose it 1321 02:22:07,860 --> 02:22:24,860 Fuck I just what was it that absolutely 1322 02:22:24,860 --> 02:22:30,860 Hilda clasped the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands 1323 02:22:30,860 --> 02:22:47,860 Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside of it 1324 02:22:47,860 --> 02:22:55,860 Anyways I think that's a lovely note to end this on 1325 02:22:55,860 --> 02:23:12,860 How long is this actually it is two hours and 23 minutes 1326 02:23:12,860 --> 02:23:25,860 Well okay we'll see that's different sort of 1327 02:23:25,860 --> 02:23:31,860 Thank you thank you 1328 02:23:31,860 --> 02:23:37,860 This is really fun I'm definitely gonna have to do live performances more often maybe 1329 02:23:37,860 --> 02:23:42,860 I might 1330 02:23:42,860 --> 02:23:48,860 Should I just leave this open for now maybe I'll do some with it later 1331 02:23:48,860 --> 02:23:52,860 I don't know 1332 02:23:52,860 --> 02:23:56,860 I guess there's no harm in leaving it up 1333 02:23:56,860 --> 02:24:04,860 Yeah I know Illusions likes to collab live 1334 02:24:04,860 --> 02:24:07,860 It's fun 1335 02:24:07,860 --> 02:24:19,860 It's definitely fun 1336 02:24:19,860 --> 02:24:23,860 Good 1337 02:24:23,860 --> 02:24:27,860 Thank you so much 1338 02:24:27,860 --> 02:24:32,860 Thank you all so much really for being here 1339 02:24:32,860 --> 02:24:40,860 I really appreciate it everything 1340 02:24:40,860 --> 02:24:45,860 I mean yeah I plan to 1341 02:24:45,860 --> 02:24:58,860 I just wanted this to be open to everybody because it's a whole community thing so anyone I wanted anyone who was a fan who wanted to come and join could 1342 02:24:58,860 --> 02:25:05,860 This was for everybody 1343 02:25:05,860 --> 02:25:11,860 And I haven't done any yet because I've been like 1344 02:25:11,860 --> 02:25:17,860 I am a ball of anxiety 1345 02:25:17,860 --> 02:25:29,860 Because I haven't done one by myself yet that's where you plug your Patreon so if you want to join my server follow follow me on Patreon that's not correct 1346 02:25:29,860 --> 02:25:39,860 Sub to me on Patreon patron to me on Patreon subscribe like favorite 1347 02:25:39,860 --> 02:25:43,860 And subscribe 1348 02:25:43,860 --> 02:25:52,860 I am a few patrons away from getting 30 which means that I do 1349 02:25:52,860 --> 02:26:05,860 I saw and I greatly appreciate that actually so thank you very very much you're you're gonna get a personal thank you but I'm gonna thank you here too Richard 1350 02:26:05,860 --> 02:26:14,860 I get twice the thank yous I'm holding up three fingers for some reason because I can't count I guess 1351 02:26:14,860 --> 02:26:27,860 I am merely a sophisticated toddler 1352 02:26:27,860 --> 02:26:42,860 Yeah I'm excited 1353 02:26:42,860 --> 02:26:46,860 That would be very awesome 1354 02:26:46,860 --> 02:27:02,860 Right now if I'm just going to shamelessly plug $5 will get you this month and last month last month I had four exclusives 1355 02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:17,860 Just double because it was my first month so you get a few and a few I mean how many six 1356 02:27:17,860 --> 02:27:30,860 I as I said I'm a sophisticated toddler and I'm bisexual I can't do math there are also off their exclusive those are more fancy 1357 02:27:30,860 --> 02:27:49,860 The first time was a was my first test of doing a solo duo which was fun 1358 02:27:49,860 --> 02:28:00,860 And this and this month it's going to be binaural 1359 02:28:00,860 --> 02:28:06,860 No it's just a fact of life bisexuals can't do math 1360 02:28:06,860 --> 02:28:12,860 Gays in general can't do math 1361 02:28:12,860 --> 02:28:26,860 I have played D&D with many a gay we as a whole just can't do math 1362 02:28:26,860 --> 02:28:45,860 Everyone's like okay I rolled a four I rolled a six I rolled up for a five what is that 1363 02:28:45,860 --> 02:28:50,860 No I actually don't play magic 1364 02:28:50,860 --> 02:28:56,860 I'm not too into card games 1365 02:28:56,860 --> 02:29:03,860 And I think that's for the better because I have a very unhealthy addiction to like 1366 02:29:03,860 --> 02:29:08,860 Like blind box sort of things 1367 02:29:08,860 --> 02:29:17,860 So if I got into a card game I would never stop buying card packs 1368 02:29:17,860 --> 02:29:27,860 I'm I'm I'm very I'm very prone yes I am very very prone to getting addicted to gotchas 1369 02:29:27,860 --> 02:29:33,860 Like you know those little like boxes 1370 02:29:33,860 --> 02:29:40,860 Of like little mini figurines you can buy 1371 02:29:40,860 --> 02:29:50,860 I I've started playing Genshin Impact I played a little bit of it 1372 02:29:50,860 --> 02:30:02,860 And as for playing other tabletop RPGs um I've played I haven't played that many I think I've only actually played 1373 02:30:02,860 --> 02:30:14,860 Call of Cthulhu I've played 5e and Call of Cthulhu 1374 02:30:14,860 --> 02:30:36,860 I've really wanted to play Masquerade Mage etc 1375 02:30:36,860 --> 02:30:46,860 Like I've wanted to try World of Darkness games 1376 02:30:46,860 --> 02:30:52,860 But I haven't yet 1377 02:30:52,860 --> 02:31:07,860 I'm I just I just stay away I stay away from game from card games I will buy if I enjoy it that's why I like it I like super I like roleplay 1378 02:31:07,860 --> 02:31:13,860 Like I don't I am one of those people that combat 1379 02:31:13,860 --> 02:31:18,860 Is kind of give or take in a D&D game 1380 02:31:18,860 --> 02:31:31,860 Like I like it but I would not I don't get like I know some people get like the itch to do combat 1381 02:31:31,860 --> 02:31:43,860 I don't particularly get that yes if you pop me into like a masquerade party I will be I will be entertained for hours 1382 02:31:43,860 --> 02:31:54,860 Like I don't even have to talk I want to hear other characters flirting with people having a fun time vibing 1383 02:31:54,860 --> 02:32:23,860 Yeah I could probably go a few sessions without combat and not be upset about it 1384 02:32:23,860 --> 02:32:30,860 I just like I like roleplay I like character development 1385 02:32:30,860 --> 02:32:44,860 I write my own fan fiction I like having stuff to write about outside who's outside of game 1386 02:32:44,860 --> 02:33:01,860 I've mentioned it somewhere before but I definitely have 30,000 words of porn written for my moth girl 1387 02:33:01,860 --> 02:33:14,860 I could probably I have never deemed before I don't I don't know if I could manage I've never done it before 1388 02:33:14,860 --> 02:33:31,860 I could at the very least kindly ask my SO I could very kindly ask wolf to do it to do it for me for us and the wholesome whores 1389 02:33:31,860 --> 02:33:50,860 If I kindly ask I mean cry and ask ask him to DM force subtly 1390 02:33:50,860 --> 02:34:10,860 He'll do it especially if it's like a one shot you can run like the Shia LaBeouf one shot wouldn't that be fun 1391 02:34:10,860 --> 02:34:21,860 I hope someone else has heard of that and it's not just me and everyone thinking like what the fuck is she talking about 1392 02:34:21,860 --> 02:34:41,860 Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf yeah okay yes anyways yeah I think I'd probably get to I definitely want to run have a like a one shot or a few 1393 02:34:41,860 --> 02:34:53,860 Maybe running a few one shots with different sets of people because you know too many people at one time kind of takes away from a game 1394 02:34:53,860 --> 02:35:02,860 I was thinking just the same one shot but run multiple times for different groups 1395 02:35:02,860 --> 02:35:12,860 Because more than like five people and it starts getting really hard for everyone to have their own time 1396 02:35:12,860 --> 02:35:38,860 Is that an ambulance why isn't it why isn't it why wasn't the the woo woo woo on the siren there we go it was just blinking 1397 02:35:38,860 --> 02:35:51,860 I really forgot the word for siren and just made an autumn on a pea and said anyways I would like to do that at some point yes for sure 1398 02:35:51,860 --> 02:36:07,860 But I think I should get going now I'm hungry and just again thank you all so much for showing up for being so great 1399 02:36:07,860 --> 02:36:22,860 Becoming patrons of mine I really appreciate that too obviously I'm just thank you all of you for everything 1400 02:36:22,860 --> 02:36:33,860 And I hope you all get some good sleep because I know some of you are neglecting sleep schedules for this 1401 02:36:33,860 --> 02:36:52,860 I'm glad you all have a great time good night everybody thank you I hope all of you have a good night and sweet dreams 1402 02:36:52,860 --> 02:37:04,860 Good night everyone I'll see y'all eventually I'm not gonna delete this server I said I was going to but I'm gonna leave it up in case I want to do something at some point again 1403 02:37:04,860 --> 02:37:11,860 So again sweet dreams everyone 1404 02:37:11,860 --> 02:37:25,860 And bye!