Hey there. I knew you were coming back. Huh? Well, you know, being a dungeon master comes
with some special powers. Mostly those in the Divination School. No, um, actually I
just noticed you forgot your bag of dice and I knew you weren't going to be going very
far without your bag of little treasures. So, um, here. But, um, actually, are you busy
right now? No? Um, it's just that I have a bit of a surprise for you. I was going to
tell you before, but everyone left so quickly and I was a little... Never mind. Um, you
want to come in? Great. Okay. Follow my lead, adventurer. It's cool to hang out with you,
you know, without having everyone else around. I mean, of course, I like hanging out with
everyone else, but it's, you know, it's nice to have only the two of us for once and...
This is only getting worse, isn't it? Um, no, there's nothing wrong, really. I'm fine.
So did you like today's session? That's good. Um, god, I still can't believe you cast Enlarge
on yourself and tried to suplex a freaking dragon, an adult white dragon nonetheless,
and you got a natural 20 on it. God. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Why is it
that you always beat my highest CR bosses in the most ridiculous ways? Really? Genius
strategy? That shit had a, like, 90% chance of going terribly wrong. You are a lucky bastard,
that's what you are. Anyways, I'm glad you had fun, too. With how stressful everything
work is getting, it's nice to have a way of escaping to another world every once in
a while. What's the surprise? Oh, oh yeah, right, that. Um, sorry, silly me, forgetting
about the whole reason that I brought you here. It's just that you're my most dedicated
player, always helping me with anything you can, making sure everyone's having fun, you
bring snacks, which I highly appreciate, by the way. And I didn't get you anything on
your birthday a couple weeks ago, so I kind of just wanted to do a little thing for you
as a way of saying thanks. Kind of like a special one-on-one session. I promise it won't
be super long. No, it's not exactly D&D, but let's just say it's something I created especially
for this occasion. Is that okay? Cool, alright, just go and get comfy on the couch, I just
need to get my notes here. There we go. Um, do you want something to eat? No? Okay, cool,
I uh, I think we're ready then. Okay. This is an urban scenario. It's a dark night with
a heavy rain. As you're walking through the streets, you notice you're probably not going
to be able to get home safely like this. You need to find a safe place to stay. What are
you going to do? It's hard to see, but you eventually recognize a familiar place, the
home of an old friend. You couldn't warn her beforehand, but you're pretty sure she's
going to be glad to help considering your situation. As you enter the building, you
can finally put your umbrella down. You enter the elevator, and after a short while, you're
in front of her door. You knock on it, and she doesn't take long to answer. She's
wearing her typical sweater and nerdy glasses and seems very happy to see you again, readily
telling you to come in. You explain the whole situation, and she says you can stay for as
long as you want. You two keep talking for a while, reminding yourselves of stories about
the good old times. You notice, however, that she seems to be hiding something. Go ahead
and make a flat charisma check, please. No, just write on the dice tray like normal. Interesting.
When you mention this, she gets a little embarrassed and says she has something for you. She takes
a folded piece of paper from her pocket, extends her arm, and gives it to you. You open up
the paper, and it reads, This is the seventh time I'm trying to write this. Every time
I try to do it the normal way, I just stare at a blank sheet of paper for hours without
doing anything, so I'll try to do it my way this time. You are to me what rage is to a
barbarian, or what sneak attack is to a rogue. Every time I'm near you, I feel like I've
rolled on the wild magic table and cast fireball, centered right on myself. Your voice sounds
like bardic inspiration for me, and each time you say something nice about me or hug me
tight I just freeze like I've failed my save for a whole person. It makes me want to just
cast time stop and permanence so I can spend forever in that little moment with you. Hey,
don't interrupt your GM, just let me finish. And you didn't need any enchantment spells
to do any of that, you did it just by being you. Being this amazing person you are. You
didn't have to play a thief to steal my heart, and if I could be your girl I would
be happier than a goblin after setting something on fire. I would never need a ring of warmth
or a ring of protection to keep me safe again. If I had a luck blade I would use all three
wishes asking to be with you, just to be sure that fate doesn't try anything against us.
And I always told you how I'd like to be an adventurer in the real world, but then I took
an arrow to the heart from you. She closes the paper and starts staring at you. What
are- what are you going to- to- to do? K-k-kiss her? Um, she- she- did that just- did that-
what- did that really just happen? Please, please tell me I didn't faint and start hallucinating.
Please, it- I just- oh my god, this is real. I'm- I'm sorry, I'm- I'm so sorry, my- my-
my mouth is shaking, my- actually my entire body is shaking, just- just look at my hand.
This was the only way I figured out so I could manage telling you this without freezing completely
like an idiot. I- I was expecting you to think I'm a weirdo and say that you only liked me
as a friend or something, not- not grab me and- kiss me. You want me to be more than
just your- your friend? Fuck, I- I'm so sorry, um, can- can you let me just- just freak out
for about- about five seconds before we keep going? Just five seconds, that's all- that's
all I need. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, I'm good. Okay, um, yeah, come here.
Remember that charisma check you just rolled? I was definitely in that 20. You- you really
don't know how happy I am right now, dude. I was- I was so afraid of being rejected.
I just- I like you so much and I want you so much, but I was- I just- I didn't want
things to get weird between us, you know? And- I'm- I'm probably going to feel extremely
stupid now, but I- I have to know. Were you feeling the same thing for me all this time?
Crap. This means if I just had the courage to tell you this like three years ago, we
could- why do I have to be like this? No, no, no, it's not your fault. It's not your
fault, really. I'm- okay, fine. We're both idiots then. Deal. God. We're disasters. But,
you know, I- I don't think crying over spilled milk is gonna help us now. We just need to
make up for the lost time.
Please. Please tell me I'm not the only one feeling a little warmer after all of those
things. Come on, you- you know what I mean. Wanting to- to do, um, stuff. Okay, alright,
come on. I know we're both socially awkward nerds here, but we're not fifteen. We're both
adults here and there's- and there's nothing wrong with wanting to have some fun with the
person you like, right? I mean, if- if you want it to, of course. You do? I'm glad. Also,
that means you can take that cushion off your lap now. Your charisma may be high, but your
stealth is not great. Wow, did you- did you really get like that just from kissing me?
I mean, my hair is in this awful messy bun. I'm wearing sweatpants and a sweater that
may or may not be from yesterday. I don't know. It's not exactly the perfect combo
to seduce a man, but I'm happy you want me so much even- even like this. I think I'll
never get tired of kissing you like this, but I have another surprise for you. Just
take off your shirt and keep sitting on the couch exactly where you are and then close
your eyes. Trust me, I think you're really going to like it. Can I be honest about something?
Well, um, I've been thinking and fantasizing about this night for a long, long time and
well, we're- now we're finally here and I don't want to just be this shy nerd. I mean,
this is who I am, but when I'm alone with you, I- I just feel the need to be something
more. I want to be something more. I- I want to be slutty and sexy for you and show you
just how much I want you. Is- is that fine? Baby? Thank you. There we go.
How does it feel having me in your lap straddling you wearing nothing but my panties? Do you
like feeling my naked chest pressed up against yours, my thighs wrapped around your waist?
I bet you do. And now, what are you going to do? Going straight to grabbing my butt?
I guess I'm not the only one who started getting a little more forward, am I? You can
open your eyes now, by the way. So, what do you think? Sorry for the lack of modesty,
but I think I have a pretty nice ass and well, it's yours now. I'm yours, baby, so please
use me like I'm your little slut tonight, because I am. Yes, oh my god, your mouth feels
so good on my tits. Please, please don't stop. Please keep sucking on them, okay? Yeah,
feel how hard my nipples are? Please, please keep teasing them with that pretty mouth of
yours. Yes, just like that. Don't mind me, I'm just taking your pants off. That poor
cock of yours is almost bursting out of them, so I think I'll give it a little help. Just
keep squeezing my ass and sucking at my tits, okay? You're driving me fucking crazy. Wow,
I think your staff of power here is fully charged because fuck, just look at how hard
you are. By the way, just because we're almost fucking here doesn't mean I'm gonna stop
being weird. I hope you're aware of that. You signed up for the whole package after
all. No returns now. So you're not the only one completely
guilty here. I'm... Fuck, your cock is rubbing up against my clit. I feel so good. I'm sorry,
what was I saying? Yeah, I'm completely soaked. Although at this point, I'm sure you've already
noticed that already with the way I'm grinding on you up against your cock. It's your fault
though for being so fucking hot, you little lusty man. You know what, I'm sorry, I know
I'm not being very ceremonial here, but we just have way too much pent up desire to release.
Just fuck, just take your underwear off and let me ride you, okay? I fucking need this
so bad. My pussy is dripping wet and twitching for you. God, wow, just look at this. It's
so hard and fainty and throbbing just for me. Fuck, God, I by most definitely failed
my wisdom save here, baby. I can't hold back. I'll just pull my panties to the side and
slide you in. Fuck, you're so deep inside me. Fuck. My God, yes, this feels so fucking
good, being filled up by you. Yes, keep grabbing my ass. Yes, bounce me on your cock. Yes,
this is where I wanted to be this whole fucking time, straddling my best friend with this
big hot cock inside me. Fuck, yes, I bet. God, I bet this is driving you fucking crazy,
isn't it? Knowing that you're shy, nerdy dungeon master is such a little cock slut for you.
Only for you, though, baby. Yes, yes, fuck. Yes, just thrust your hips into me. I want
you to go as deep and rough as you can. I want to be ravaged by this hard, delicious
cock, baby. God, fuck. Fuck, I should probably take my glasses off before I break them, shouldn't
I? Just here, throw them wherever, and just fucking kiss me again. Yeah, I know I'm almost
blind without the buddy who fucking cares. I don't need to see anything at all. I just
need to feel you inside me tight. What dripping pussy. Fuck. Fuck, fuck. Yeah, God, yes,
I feel so fucking good. Can you feel how much I'm twitching and squirming because of you?
Oh, God, fuck. If you keep going inside me like that, I'm gonna... I'm not going to last
very long. Fuck. No, no, don't stop. Don't go slower, please, please, please. I want
to come all over your cock. Please, yes, yes, keep thrusting into me. Yes, yes, keep grabbing
my ass and pulling me down and bouncing up and down in your cock. Yes. Show me how much
you want in, baby. Oh, God. Hey, wait, are you rubbing my clit with your finger? That's
not fair. That's not fair. You're cheating me. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I
can't. Please, no, I can't. Yes, that's it. I can't. Take you till back, please, please.
Make me come. Make me spread my tresses all over you, please. Please, please, please, please.
Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm
gonna come. I'm coming in your cock. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Coming. Fuck. God. God, I've
never, I've never come like this before. Fuck. But, but you didn't come yet and this was
supposed to be about you. God. Okay. I'm gonna have you come in my mouth, okay? I'm just
going to have to make you. So let me just kneel in front of the couch and suck on this
incredible cock of yours. I want to taste you and taste myself on you. God. Fuck, just
look at how drenched I got you. I gotta say, our tastes combined make for a pretty delicious
treat. Especially when I get to taste it on your hard cock with pre-cum, just dripping.
You can put your hand on my hair if you want. I'm pretty sure it can't get much messier
than it is anyways. Just hold my hair and feel me sucking on your cock. Licking the
head. Tasting your yummy pre-cum. Do you want to come in my mouth, baby? I know how
worked up you are from fucking me. You don't have to hold back anymore. Just relax and
let it go. Fill my mouth with your hot milk. I want every last drop. Yes. Come feel me.
Come into my mouth, baby. Come feel me. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come.
Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Wow.
Have I really tased you that much? I didn't know someone could come like this. I'm really
I'm really glad I took the courage to do what I did, even if it was in the weirdest way
imaginable.
This was amazing and you're an amazing guy.
Can I lie down on your chest now?
Yes, on the couch.
Do you want to stand up and carry me all the way to bed?
Because there's no fucking way I'm going to stand up and walk there now.
You drained all of my constitution, you little monster.
Plus, your chest just feels so...
so comfy.
Dude, if you keep fucking me like this every night, you might even get that holy adventure you want so much, you know?
Completely by chance, of course.
Random loot.
I'm kidding.
You know I wouldn't be caught dead giving an unfair advantage to one of my players even if he's my boyfriend now.
Well, at least not in game, if you know what I mean.
I have to admit though that this was the best game night we've ever had by far.
For so many reasons.
Hopefully we'll have a lot more game nights just like this though.