1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,640 Hey there. I knew you were coming back. Huh? Well, you know, being a dungeon master comes 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:17,200 with some special powers. Mostly those in the Divination School. No, um, actually I 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,520 just noticed you forgot your bag of dice and I knew you weren't going to be going very 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:29,280 far without your bag of little treasures. So, um, here. But, um, actually, are you busy 5 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:38,560 right now? No? Um, it's just that I have a bit of a surprise for you. I was going to 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:46,760 tell you before, but everyone left so quickly and I was a little... Never mind. Um, you 7 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:55,600 want to come in? Great. Okay. Follow my lead, adventurer. It's cool to hang out with you, 8 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:00,320 you know, without having everyone else around. I mean, of course, I like hanging out with 9 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:11,160 everyone else, but it's, you know, it's nice to have only the two of us for once and... 10 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:17,840 This is only getting worse, isn't it? Um, no, there's nothing wrong, really. I'm fine. 11 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:28,000 So did you like today's session? That's good. Um, god, I still can't believe you cast Enlarge 12 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,800 on yourself and tried to suplex a freaking dragon, an adult white dragon nonetheless, 13 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:44,200 and you got a natural 20 on it. God. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Why is it 14 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:55,560 that you always beat my highest CR bosses in the most ridiculous ways? Really? Genius 15 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:04,640 strategy? That shit had a, like, 90% chance of going terribly wrong. You are a lucky bastard, 16 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:15,880 that's what you are. Anyways, I'm glad you had fun, too. With how stressful everything 17 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:20,400 work is getting, it's nice to have a way of escaping to another world every once in 18 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:29,680 a while. What's the surprise? Oh, oh yeah, right, that. Um, sorry, silly me, forgetting 19 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:37,480 about the whole reason that I brought you here. It's just that you're my most dedicated 20 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:42,000 player, always helping me with anything you can, making sure everyone's having fun, you 21 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,560 bring snacks, which I highly appreciate, by the way. And I didn't get you anything on 22 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:53,840 your birthday a couple weeks ago, so I kind of just wanted to do a little thing for you 23 00:02:53,840 --> 00:03:01,840 as a way of saying thanks. Kind of like a special one-on-one session. I promise it won't 24 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:12,760 be super long. No, it's not exactly D&D, but let's just say it's something I created especially 25 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:22,000 for this occasion. Is that okay? Cool, alright, just go and get comfy on the couch, I just 26 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:36,560 need to get my notes here. There we go. Um, do you want something to eat? No? Okay, cool, 27 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:50,800 I uh, I think we're ready then. Okay. This is an urban scenario. It's a dark night with 28 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,680 a heavy rain. As you're walking through the streets, you notice you're probably not going 29 00:03:55,680 --> 00:04:00,200 to be able to get home safely like this. You need to find a safe place to stay. What are 30 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:06,600 you going to do? It's hard to see, but you eventually recognize a familiar place, the 31 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,800 home of an old friend. You couldn't warn her beforehand, but you're pretty sure she's 32 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:15,520 going to be glad to help considering your situation. As you enter the building, you 33 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:20,040 can finally put your umbrella down. You enter the elevator, and after a short while, you're 34 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,840 in front of her door. You knock on it, and she doesn't take long to answer. She's 35 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:29,640 wearing her typical sweater and nerdy glasses and seems very happy to see you again, readily 36 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:34,960 telling you to come in. You explain the whole situation, and she says you can stay for as 37 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:39,840 long as you want. You two keep talking for a while, reminding yourselves of stories about 38 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:48,000 the good old times. You notice, however, that she seems to be hiding something. Go ahead 39 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:57,720 and make a flat charisma check, please. No, just write on the dice tray like normal. Interesting. 40 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:06,040 When you mention this, she gets a little embarrassed and says she has something for you. She takes 41 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:11,000 a folded piece of paper from her pocket, extends her arm, and gives it to you. You open up 42 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:22,520 the paper, and it reads, This is the seventh time I'm trying to write this. Every time 43 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:27,160 I try to do it the normal way, I just stare at a blank sheet of paper for hours without 44 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:41,920 doing anything, so I'll try to do it my way this time. You are to me what rage is to a 45 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:51,480 barbarian, or what sneak attack is to a rogue. Every time I'm near you, I feel like I've 46 00:05:51,480 --> 00:06:00,600 rolled on the wild magic table and cast fireball, centered right on myself. Your voice sounds 47 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:09,680 like bardic inspiration for me, and each time you say something nice about me or hug me 48 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:17,280 tight I just freeze like I've failed my save for a whole person. It makes me want to just 49 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:26,520 cast time stop and permanence so I can spend forever in that little moment with you. Hey, 50 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:36,800 don't interrupt your GM, just let me finish. And you didn't need any enchantment spells 51 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:45,200 to do any of that, you did it just by being you. Being this amazing person you are. You 52 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:57,080 didn't have to play a thief to steal my heart, and if I could be your girl I would 53 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:04,080 be happier than a goblin after setting something on fire. I would never need a ring of warmth 54 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:10,120 or a ring of protection to keep me safe again. If I had a luck blade I would use all three 55 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:17,440 wishes asking to be with you, just to be sure that fate doesn't try anything against us. 56 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:22,560 And I always told you how I'd like to be an adventurer in the real world, but then I took 57 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:37,000 an arrow to the heart from you. She closes the paper and starts staring at you. What 58 00:07:37,000 --> 00:08:06,760 are- what are you going to- to- to do? K-k-kiss her? Um, she- she- did that just- did that- 59 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:17,080 what- did that really just happen? Please, please tell me I didn't faint and start hallucinating. 60 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:38,800 Please, it- I just- oh my god, this is real. I'm- I'm sorry, I'm- I'm so sorry, my- my- 61 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:49,580 my mouth is shaking, my- actually my entire body is shaking, just- just look at my hand. 62 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:54,920 This was the only way I figured out so I could manage telling you this without freezing completely 63 00:08:54,920 --> 00:09:02,080 like an idiot. I- I was expecting you to think I'm a weirdo and say that you only liked me 64 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:25,800 as a friend or something, not- not grab me and- kiss me. You want me to be more than 65 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:37,320 just your- your friend? Fuck, I- I'm so sorry, um, can- can you let me just- just freak out 66 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:42,760 for about- about five seconds before we keep going? Just five seconds, that's all- that's 67 00:09:42,760 --> 00:10:01,440 all I need. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, I'm good. Okay, um, yeah, come here. 68 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:30,400 Remember that charisma check you just rolled? I was definitely in that 20. You- you really 69 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:39,200 don't know how happy I am right now, dude. I was- I was so afraid of being rejected. 70 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:47,800 I just- I like you so much and I want you so much, but I was- I just- I didn't want 71 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:57,280 things to get weird between us, you know? And- I'm- I'm probably going to feel extremely 72 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:04,080 stupid now, but I- I have to know. Were you feeling the same thing for me all this time? 73 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:15,520 Crap. This means if I just had the courage to tell you this like three years ago, we 74 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:28,080 could- why do I have to be like this? No, no, no, it's not your fault. It's not your 75 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:45,720 fault, really. I'm- okay, fine. We're both idiots then. Deal. God. We're disasters. But, 76 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:50,080 you know, I- I don't think crying over spilled milk is gonna help us now. We just need to 77 00:11:50,080 --> 00:12:00,440 make up for the lost time. 78 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:25,320 Please. Please tell me I'm not the only one feeling a little warmer after all of those 79 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:41,200 things. Come on, you- you know what I mean. Wanting to- to do, um, stuff. Okay, alright, 80 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:45,080 come on. I know we're both socially awkward nerds here, but we're not fifteen. We're both 81 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,600 adults here and there's- and there's nothing wrong with wanting to have some fun with the 82 00:12:49,600 --> 00:13:02,400 person you like, right? I mean, if- if you want it to, of course. You do? I'm glad. Also, 83 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:08,520 that means you can take that cushion off your lap now. Your charisma may be high, but your 84 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:21,240 stealth is not great. Wow, did you- did you really get like that just from kissing me? 85 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:28,400 I mean, my hair is in this awful messy bun. I'm wearing sweatpants and a sweater that 86 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:36,680 may or may not be from yesterday. I don't know. It's not exactly the perfect combo 87 00:13:36,680 --> 00:14:03,560 to seduce a man, but I'm happy you want me so much even- even like this. I think I'll 88 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:11,760 never get tired of kissing you like this, but I have another surprise for you. Just 89 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:17,080 take off your shirt and keep sitting on the couch exactly where you are and then close 90 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:33,800 your eyes. Trust me, I think you're really going to like it. Can I be honest about something? 91 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:44,080 Well, um, I've been thinking and fantasizing about this night for a long, long time and 92 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:54,360 well, we're- now we're finally here and I don't want to just be this shy nerd. I mean, 93 00:14:54,360 --> 00:15:00,440 this is who I am, but when I'm alone with you, I- I just feel the need to be something 94 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:11,360 more. I want to be something more. I- I want to be slutty and sexy for you and show you 95 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:33,800 just how much I want you. Is- is that fine? Baby? Thank you. There we go. 96 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:57,560 How does it feel having me in your lap straddling you wearing nothing but my panties? Do you 97 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:04,360 like feeling my naked chest pressed up against yours, my thighs wrapped around your waist? 98 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:21,480 I bet you do. And now, what are you going to do? Going straight to grabbing my butt? 99 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:29,200 I guess I'm not the only one who started getting a little more forward, am I? You can 100 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:37,400 open your eyes now, by the way. So, what do you think? Sorry for the lack of modesty, 101 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:51,240 but I think I have a pretty nice ass and well, it's yours now. I'm yours, baby, so please 102 00:16:51,240 --> 00:17:05,440 use me like I'm your little slut tonight, because I am. Yes, oh my god, your mouth feels 103 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:21,000 so good on my tits. Please, please don't stop. Please keep sucking on them, okay? Yeah, 104 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:26,920 feel how hard my nipples are? Please, please keep teasing them with that pretty mouth of 105 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:45,120 yours. Yes, just like that. Don't mind me, I'm just taking your pants off. That poor 106 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:55,320 cock of yours is almost bursting out of them, so I think I'll give it a little help. Just 107 00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:13,400 keep squeezing my ass and sucking at my tits, okay? You're driving me fucking crazy. Wow, 108 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:22,520 I think your staff of power here is fully charged because fuck, just look at how hard 109 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:29,760 you are. By the way, just because we're almost fucking here doesn't mean I'm gonna stop 110 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:35,080 being weird. I hope you're aware of that. You signed up for the whole package after 111 00:18:35,080 --> 00:19:04,920 all. No returns now. So you're not the only one completely 112 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:23,880 guilty here. I'm... Fuck, your cock is rubbing up against my clit. I feel so good. I'm sorry, 113 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:33,960 what was I saying? Yeah, I'm completely soaked. Although at this point, I'm sure you've already 114 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:42,640 noticed that already with the way I'm grinding on you up against your cock. It's your fault 115 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:56,720 though for being so fucking hot, you little lusty man. You know what, I'm sorry, I know 116 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:03,480 I'm not being very ceremonial here, but we just have way too much pent up desire to release. 117 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:09,320 Just fuck, just take your underwear off and let me ride you, okay? I fucking need this 118 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:23,240 so bad. My pussy is dripping wet and twitching for you. God, wow, just look at this. It's 119 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:37,760 so hard and fainty and throbbing just for me. Fuck, God, I by most definitely failed 120 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:51,800 my wisdom save here, baby. I can't hold back. I'll just pull my panties to the side and 121 00:20:51,800 --> 00:21:19,200 slide you in. Fuck, you're so deep inside me. Fuck. My God, yes, this feels so fucking 122 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:29,680 good, being filled up by you. Yes, keep grabbing my ass. Yes, bounce me on your cock. Yes, 123 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:37,000 this is where I wanted to be this whole fucking time, straddling my best friend with this 124 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:49,880 big hot cock inside me. Fuck, yes, I bet. God, I bet this is driving you fucking crazy, 125 00:21:49,880 --> 00:22:00,680 isn't it? Knowing that you're shy, nerdy dungeon master is such a little cock slut for you. 126 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:12,280 Only for you, though, baby. Yes, yes, fuck. Yes, just thrust your hips into me. I want 127 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:19,920 you to go as deep and rough as you can. I want to be ravaged by this hard, delicious 128 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:32,360 cock, baby. God, fuck. Fuck, I should probably take my glasses off before I break them, shouldn't 129 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:55,720 I? Just here, throw them wherever, and just fucking kiss me again. Yeah, I know I'm almost 130 00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:04,240 blind without the buddy who fucking cares. I don't need to see anything at all. I just 131 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:17,880 need to feel you inside me tight. What dripping pussy. Fuck. Fuck, fuck. Yeah, God, yes, 132 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:29,360 I feel so fucking good. Can you feel how much I'm twitching and squirming because of you? 133 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:39,120 Oh, God, fuck. If you keep going inside me like that, I'm gonna... I'm not going to last 134 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:46,320 very long. Fuck. No, no, don't stop. Don't go slower, please, please, please. I want 135 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:56,560 to come all over your cock. Please, yes, yes, keep thrusting into me. Yes, yes, keep grabbing 136 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:04,360 my ass and pulling me down and bouncing up and down in your cock. Yes. Show me how much 137 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:19,520 you want in, baby. Oh, God. Hey, wait, are you rubbing my clit with your finger? That's 138 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:35,520 not fair. That's not fair. You're cheating me. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I 139 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:46,480 can't. Please, no, I can't. Yes, that's it. I can't. Take you till back, please, please. 140 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:53,160 Make me come. Make me spread my tresses all over you, please. Please, please, please, please. 141 00:24:53,160 --> 00:25:03,720 Fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm 142 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:32,960 gonna come. I'm coming in your cock. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Coming. Fuck. God. God, I've 143 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:51,360 never, I've never come like this before. Fuck. But, but you didn't come yet and this was 144 00:25:51,360 --> 00:26:06,000 supposed to be about you. God. Okay. I'm gonna have you come in my mouth, okay? I'm just 145 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:13,800 going to have to make you. So let me just kneel in front of the couch and suck on this 146 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:34,760 incredible cock of yours. I want to taste you and taste myself on you. God. Fuck, just 147 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:51,000 look at how drenched I got you. I gotta say, our tastes combined make for a pretty delicious 148 00:26:51,000 --> 00:27:13,320 treat. Especially when I get to taste it on your hard cock with pre-cum, just dripping. 149 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:18,400 You can put your hand on my hair if you want. I'm pretty sure it can't get much messier 150 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:34,160 than it is anyways. Just hold my hair and feel me sucking on your cock. Licking the 151 00:27:34,160 --> 00:28:02,640 head. Tasting your yummy pre-cum. Do you want to come in my mouth, baby? I know how 152 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:09,520 worked up you are from fucking me. You don't have to hold back anymore. Just relax and 153 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:39,040 let it go. Fill my mouth with your hot milk. I want every last drop. Yes. Come feel me. 154 00:28:39,040 --> 00:29:07,200 Come into my mouth, baby. Come feel me. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. 155 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:21,760 Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Wow. 156 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:36,080 Have I really tased you that much? I didn't know someone could come like this. I'm really 157 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:43,080 I'm really glad I took the courage to do what I did, even if it was in the weirdest way 158 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,080 imaginable. 159 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,080 This was amazing and you're an amazing guy. 160 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:55,080 Can I lie down on your chest now? 161 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,080 Yes, on the couch. 162 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:01,080 Do you want to stand up and carry me all the way to bed? 163 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,080 Because there's no fucking way I'm going to stand up and walk there now. 164 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:11,080 You drained all of my constitution, you little monster. 165 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:20,080 Plus, your chest just feels so... 166 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:25,080 so comfy. 167 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:34,080 Dude, if you keep fucking me like this every night, you might even get that holy adventure you want so much, you know? 168 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,080 Completely by chance, of course. 169 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,080 Random loot. 170 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,080 I'm kidding. 171 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:46,080 You know I wouldn't be caught dead giving an unfair advantage to one of my players even if he's my boyfriend now. 172 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:52,080 Well, at least not in game, if you know what I mean. 173 00:30:52,080 --> 00:31:02,080 I have to admit though that this was the best game night we've ever had by far. 174 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:08,080 For so many reasons. 175 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:37,080 Hopefully we'll have a lot more game nights just like this though.