Um, hi!
Um, I'm gonna do the Good Old Fashioned Accent Challenge.
Alrighty, number one, my actual first name is Jamie, but you guys all call me Giggle-chan,
so that's fine.
I'd rather you call me that.
Number two, I'm from the southern United States, and pronounce the following words.
Aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, pecan,
both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, cot, natural aluminum,
gift, tumbler, cracker jack, doorknob, envelope, polka dots, papaya, penthouse, subtext, smile.
Okay, number four, uh, well, we're usually, well, around here, we usually call that just
teepeeing a house.
Um, number six, my grandparents, I call them, well, I call my grandma Nana and Mimi, and
then my grandpas, um, there's Poppy and Pawpaw, but then I have a step-grandfather, and I
just call him his first name, um, and number seven, a grocery cart, I guess, hehe, wait,
what happened to number eight, where's number, okay, anyways, number nine, I guess, um, well,
I just say y'all, it's a southern thing, I'm sure you guys aren't surprised, um, number
nine, uh, daddy long legs, is that the kind of spider you're talking about, the really
small one to the really big legs and are everywhere, hehe, I guess that's it, okay, choose a book
and read a passage from it, um, let me find a book, uh, and a passage from it, nya, ooh,
I like this book, uh, this is just a really big ass book, full of Edgar Allen Poe poems
and short stories and all that fun stuff, let me find a good story, hehe, la dee da
dee da, um, okay, 199, the tell-tale heart, that's my favorite, okay, it is impossible
to say how first the idea entered my brain, but once conceived it haunted me day and night,
object there was none, passion there was none, I loved the old man, he had never wronged me,
he had never given me insult, for his gold I had no desire, I think it was his eye, yes,
it was this, one of his eyes resembled that of a vulture, a pale blue eye with a fume
over it, whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold, and so by degrees, very gradually,
I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever,
okey dokey, number 12, last thing I drink is sweet tea, I still have it on my desk,
it's really good, okay, number 13, no, I don't, at least not that I know of, hehe, and that's
it, I still wonder what number 8 was, but oh well, hehe.