Psst! Hey! Hey, yeah, you, come here. I've got something for you. Let's go somewhere a bit more private. Too many nerds filling up this corner. So, how's it going? I know we don't really know each other all that well, and it's been a long time since we last talked, but I've been meaning to catch up. Yikes. God, that sounds awful. Four periods of physics a day plus lab time? I think I'd puke if that was my timetable. I know, and he was such an asshole teacher as well, right? He just had to exert whatever authority he has over us all the time. What a fucking prick. Oh, cheerleading practice is alright, I guess. Coach has been real hard on us since the big game's coming up. I literally cannot lift my arms above my shoulders. If I try to do that, they'll cramp up like crazy. What have I got for you? Well, to be honest, that was just a way to drag you out of Nerdsville without getting too much attention. You were practically absorbed by that book you were reading. What was it again? A brief history of time? I mean, sure, general relativity is interesting. But when can you build a police box that's bigger on the inside? See, I nerd speak as well. Okay, okay, no, don't you fucking roll your eyes and put on the cringe face. Whatever. But seriously, I might need you to do me a favor. You know how you're like the smartest guy I've ever known? Like, your head is so massive it hurts my neck just to look at you? Yeah, yeah, real funny. Fuck you. I don't look anything like a giraffe. But no, I do seriously need your help. Advanced calculus test is coming up next Friday and I literally have no clue what's going on. I mean it, really. I can't even tell the symbols apart from each other. I mean, what the actual fuck is the difference between sine x and sine x? Oh, so one's a hyperbolic function which relies on natural logs and yeah, you just went and made everything way more complicated. Huh. Oh. Okay. Okay. I see. Okay, yeah, that, fuck. It actually starts to make a little bit of sense when you put it like that. Shit. You see, you're fucking brilliant. Now you just need to do this for another 30 chapters. Oops. Look, I know I should have been paying better attention but as soon as it started it went in one ear and out the other and I've just been so busy with cheer and wait, what do you mean by how I should pay you? Do you want money for tutoring me? You just want me to admit that I owe you a favor. Fine. That's easy. I owe you one big, big favor if you get me to pass my calculus test. You want something more substantial? I don't really know what you mean. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's true. The rumors are true. Yeah, I might have sucked off half the football team after we won the state championship. So what about that? It's not like I was in a relationship or anything. Everyone was totally cool with it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. So that's what you want. All right. Fine. I'll do it. A blowjob. Deal. We can always meet, you know, over the weekends or when my parents are out, whatever you want. You want it now? You're crazy. There's so many people in here. We're going to get kicked out. The library first and then the school probably. Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, please, please, please don't go. I really need to pass this test. If I don't, I'll probably get put on academic probation and then I might get kicked off the cheerleading squad. Please, just please. Okay, fine. I'll do it. Just make it quick, alright? I'll make sure it's a nice and neat one, nothing spilling out or anything like that. Let's just go find somewhere else to do it. Okay, this part seems to be all to ourselves. Ancient Egyptian history. God, how much hair do you need to lose to be able to understand this? You want to lie back on the shelf for support? I don't exactly want you to suddenly collapse when you come. Okay, yeah, yeah. You don't have to tell me to get on my knees. I know the ropes. It's not my first rodeo, as you know. Let me just put my hand on your bulge and undo the zipper. Actually, wait. Before we start, has anyone else ever sucked you off before? Yeah, I guess so. You were a poor little virgin. Oh my, what do we have here? You've been hiding this from me this entire time? Shit man, it looks like your brain isn't the only part of you that's massive. I wonder if I can get it any harder if I just start licking the bottom of the shaft like this. And work my way up. You liked that, didn't you? It just twitched so hard. I've got to tease you a little bit. It's all part of the experience. Trust me. I'll just hold the tip of my mouth and run my tongue all over it. Just like that. Keep the moaning down. Jesus, how the campus can hear you, you know. Do you want to get caught? And now I can take it in bit by bit. God, I think that's the deepest I've ever done. Fuck, how come there's two inches left to go still? Fuck. Shit, shit, fuck. Someone's at the shelves next row. We're fucked. If she turns around, she's going to see us. Just let me get up and we'll move somewhere. God, fucking, don't do that. Go off my head. Get your hands off me. Fuck. God, I'm glad she's gone. How the fuck she didn't hear us is completely beyond me. No, no, I'm not mad. Yeah, I'll admit it was kind of hot when you pushed my head down like that and didn't let go. Don't do it again though. I wasn't really a fan of it. You don't care whether I like it or not? Shit, I didn't realize you could be so wild. Fine, I'll try and take all of it in this time. Fuck, you just fill up my mouth so nicely. Yeah, it's by far the longest one I've ever taken. You're much bigger than the jocks on the football team, you know that? You last a lot longer as well. Most of them just came after 30 seconds. Yeah, that's it. Push my head up and down the shaft and watch me bobbing along. Grab yourself a handful of my nice soft blonde hair and take in the view of me with my throat stuffed full of your manhood. You like my eyes babe? Those pale blue crystals won't ever break contact with yours. Just watch. Just push me down harder. It's almost all the way in. Fuck, fuck. That was really loud. People must have heard we've got to go. What? You're insane. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I guess you're right. I suppose it just sounds like someone does have a bad cold. Okay, so let's finish this one, okay? Yeah, you're getting close. Good. Yeah, baby. Give me that nice warm seat of yours. I want to feel all of it. Slide down my throat and fill up my stomach. I bet you wish you could come all over my pretty little face, huh? But unfortunately for you, you've got to make this nice and neat. So come for me. Come down my cheerleader throat. Holy shit, I've got my own Oh Holy shit, that was a huge fucking load Mmm, mmm, and it tastes so delicious as well There's still some left on you, let me just take care of it right quick Mmm, mmm, and suck every last drop of that delicious coma There, and now it's clean and tidy just like before Let me just kiss it on the tip and send it back to its home Yeah, that was actually pretty awesome, I really didn't think you could last that long No, I'm sure it won't be the last time What? No, I'm sure it won't be the last time Why? Oh, you think I'm the only one in school who appreciates a nice cock? I'll put in a good word for you and the Chi living team, how about that? You might even get to pick which one you want Katie? That could be fun Katie, you, and me, one large king bed with silky smooth sheets That would be fun Lots of fun, I think Yeah, she thinks she's some blowjob queen and can make anyone come in a minute But let's be honest here, she's nowhere as good as me Alright, deal I'll let you be the judge next time