1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,880 Psst! Hey! Hey, yeah, you, come here. I've got something for you. Let's go somewhere 2 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:12,080 a bit more private. Too many nerds filling up this corner. 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:19,080 So, how's it going? I know we don't really know each other all that well, and it's been 4 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:23,600 a long time since we last talked, but I've been meaning to catch up. 5 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:34,160 Yikes. God, that sounds awful. Four periods of physics a day plus lab time? I think I'd 6 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:39,360 puke if that was my timetable. I know, and he was such an asshole teacher 7 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:44,680 as well, right? He just had to exert whatever authority he has over us all the time. 8 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:51,400 What a fucking prick. Oh, cheerleading practice is alright, I guess. Coach has been real hard 9 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:56,320 on us since the big game's coming up. I literally cannot lift my arms above my shoulders. If 10 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:02,600 I try to do that, they'll cramp up like crazy. What have I got for you? 11 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:07,200 Well, to be honest, that was just a way to drag you out of Nerdsville without getting 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:11,520 too much attention. You were practically absorbed by that book you were reading. 13 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:21,320 What was it again? A brief history of time? I mean, sure, general relativity is interesting. 14 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:25,640 But when can you build a police box that's bigger on the inside? 15 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:31,720 See, I nerd speak as well. Okay, okay, no, don't you fucking roll your 16 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:40,520 eyes and put on the cringe face. Whatever. But seriously, I might need you to do me a 17 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:45,440 favor. You know how you're like the smartest guy I've ever known? Like, your head is so 18 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:53,520 massive it hurts my neck just to look at you? Yeah, yeah, real funny. Fuck you. I don't 19 00:01:53,520 --> 00:02:01,840 look anything like a giraffe. But no, I do seriously need your help. Advanced calculus 20 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:12,720 test is coming up next Friday and I literally have no clue what's going on. I mean it, really. 21 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:18,560 I can't even tell the symbols apart from each other. I mean, what the actual fuck is the 22 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:26,600 difference between sine x and sine x? Oh, so one's a hyperbolic function which relies 23 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:38,320 on natural logs and yeah, you just went and made everything way more complicated. Huh. 24 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:50,840 Oh. Okay. Okay. I see. Okay, yeah, that, fuck. It actually starts to make a little bit of 25 00:02:50,840 --> 00:03:00,040 sense when you put it like that. Shit. You see, you're fucking brilliant. Now you just 26 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:10,960 need to do this for another 30 chapters. Oops. Look, I know I should have been paying better 27 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:16,120 attention but as soon as it started it went in one ear and out the other and I've just 28 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:26,240 been so busy with cheer and wait, what do you mean by how I should pay you? Do you want 29 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:34,400 money for tutoring me? You just want me to admit that I owe you a favor. Fine. That's 30 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:42,920 easy. I owe you one big, big favor if you get me to pass my calculus test. You want 31 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:54,200 something more substantial? I don't really know what you mean. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's 32 00:03:54,200 --> 00:04:01,560 true. The rumors are true. Yeah, I might have sucked off half the football team after we 33 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,920 won the state championship. So what about that? It's not like I was in a relationship 34 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:15,400 or anything. Everyone was totally cool with it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. So that's what you 35 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:23,800 want. All right. Fine. I'll do it. A blowjob. Deal. We can always meet, you know, over the 36 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:33,800 weekends or when my parents are out, whatever you want. You want it now? You're crazy. There's 37 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:39,020 so many people in here. We're going to get kicked out. The library first and then the 38 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:47,840 school probably. Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, please, please, please don't go. I really 39 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:55,240 need to pass this test. If I don't, I'll probably get put on academic probation and then I might 40 00:04:55,240 --> 00:05:07,400 get kicked off the cheerleading squad. Please, just please. Okay, fine. I'll do it. Just 41 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,760 make it quick, alright? I'll make sure it's a nice and neat one, nothing spilling out 42 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:21,720 or anything like that. Let's just go find somewhere else to do it. Okay, this part seems 43 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:29,320 to be all to ourselves. Ancient Egyptian history. God, how much hair do you need to lose to 44 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:35,080 be able to understand this? You want to lie back on the shelf for support? I don't exactly 45 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:41,360 want you to suddenly collapse when you come. Okay, yeah, yeah. You don't have to tell me 46 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:47,760 to get on my knees. I know the ropes. It's not my first rodeo, as you know. Let me just 47 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:57,680 put my hand on your bulge and undo the zipper. Actually, wait. Before we start, has anyone 48 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:05,680 else ever sucked you off before? Yeah, I guess so. You were a poor little virgin. 49 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:23,600 Oh my, what do we have here? You've been hiding this from me this entire time? Shit man, it 50 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:29,640 looks like your brain isn't the only part of you that's massive. I wonder if I can get 51 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:51,680 it any harder if I just start licking the bottom of the shaft like this. And work my 52 00:06:51,680 --> 00:07:14,680 way up. You liked that, didn't you? It just twitched so hard. I've got to tease you a 53 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:28,520 little bit. It's all part of the experience. Trust me. I'll just hold the tip of my mouth 54 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:49,920 and run my tongue all over it. Just like that. Keep the moaning down. Jesus, how the campus 55 00:07:49,920 --> 00:08:08,920 can hear you, you know. Do you want to get caught? And now I can take it in bit by bit. 56 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:31,080 God, I think that's the deepest I've ever done. Fuck, how come there's two inches left 57 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:42,440 to go still? Fuck. Shit, shit, fuck. Someone's at the shelves next row. We're fucked. If 58 00:08:42,440 --> 00:09:05,720 she turns around, she's going to see us. Just let me get up and we'll move somewhere. God, 59 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:22,440 fucking, don't do that. Go off my head. Get your hands off me. Fuck. God, I'm glad she's 60 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:35,280 gone. How the fuck she didn't hear us is completely beyond me. No, no, I'm not mad. Yeah, I'll 61 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:42,760 admit it was kind of hot when you pushed my head down like that and didn't let go. Don't 62 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:49,400 do it again though. I wasn't really a fan of it. You don't care whether I like it or 63 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:55,400 not? Shit, I didn't realize you could be so wild. Fine, I'll try and take all of it 64 00:09:55,400 --> 00:10:12,640 in this time. Fuck, you just fill up my mouth so nicely. 65 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:42,120 Yeah, it's by far the longest one I've ever taken. 66 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:57,960 You're much bigger than the jocks on the football team, you know that? You last a lot longer 67 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:24,360 as well. Most of them just came after 30 seconds. Yeah, that's it. Push my head up and down 68 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:38,880 the shaft and watch me bobbing along. Grab yourself a handful of my nice soft blonde 69 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:54,960 hair and take in the view of me with my throat stuffed full of your manhood. You like my 70 00:11:54,960 --> 00:12:12,680 eyes babe? Those pale blue crystals won't ever break contact with yours. Just watch. 71 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:28,920 Just push me down harder. It's almost all the way in. 72 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:46,680 Fuck, fuck. That was really loud. People must have heard we've got to go. What? You're 73 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:59,280 insane. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I guess you're right. I suppose it just sounds like someone does 74 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:27,440 have a bad cold. Okay, so let's finish this one, okay? Yeah, you're getting close. Good. 75 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:47,480 Yeah, baby. Give me that nice warm seat of yours. I want to feel all of it. Slide down 76 00:13:47,480 --> 00:14:03,600 my throat and fill up my stomach. I bet you wish you could come all over my pretty little 77 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:22,320 face, huh? But unfortunately for you, you've got to make this nice and neat. So come for 78 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:37,880 me. Come down my cheerleader throat. 79 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:49,500 Holy shit, I've got my own 80 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500 Oh 81 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:11,020 Holy shit, that was a huge fucking load 82 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:18,000 Mmm, mmm, and it tastes so delicious as well 83 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:27,940 There's still some left on you, let me just take care of it right quick 84 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:37,940 Mmm, mmm, and suck every last drop of that delicious coma 85 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:49,940 There, and now it's clean and tidy just like before 86 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:57,940 Let me just kiss it on the tip and send it back to its home 87 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:04,940 Yeah, that was actually pretty awesome, I really didn't think you could last that long 88 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:12,940 No, I'm sure it won't be the last time 89 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,940 What? 90 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,940 No, I'm sure it won't be the last time 91 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,940 Why? 92 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:24,940 Oh, you think I'm the only one in school who appreciates a nice cock? 93 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:30,940 I'll put in a good word for you and the Chi living team, how about that? 94 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,940 You might even get to pick which one you want 95 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:34,940 Katie? 96 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,940 That could be fun 97 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:43,940 Katie, you, and me, one large king bed with silky smooth sheets 98 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,940 That would be fun 99 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,940 Lots of fun, I think 100 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:53,940 Yeah, she thinks she's some blowjob queen and can make anyone come in a minute 101 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:57,940 But let's be honest here, she's nowhere as good as me 102 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,940 Alright, deal 103 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:16,940 I'll let you be the judge next time