Hi guys, I'm answering your questions now. You guys sent a lot of really good
questions. I'm pretty pleased, actually. These are really good. A lot of you asked
like multiple questions, which is really cool, so that's gonna be a lot of fun. I
may or may not skip some of the questions, so don't take it personal if I
skip any, but I'll do my best to answer what I can for some of these, but most of
them I do intend on answering, so don't worry. Alright, that said, that done. This
is probably gonna be a pretty long audio just to fully preface. I'm not editing it
or anything, so forgive any imperfections, stumbles, you know, clearing of my throat.
Like, I'm not intending this to be pretty, I just want it to be entertaining. So
anyway, long ass intro out of the way. Hopeful Harpie asks, what audio of yours
are you the most proud of? The least? Um, the one I am most proud of... See, are we
going by like, am I proud of it for how I felt it was erotically or just in
general? Because I have an audio that like, I posted it to GWA, and it had sexuality
in it. It was kind of explicit, but it wasn't really about the sex. Um, it was an
audio called Desire, and it was a very... it started off legit, just me fantasizing
with someone in mind, but then it turned into something much more emotional and
intimate and raw and passionate, and I never really put my feelings on display
like that before. It was very different, and it was a very personal audio in that
sense. People seem to really connect with it though, so I'm really happy that it
went over well because I was like crying and like... so it really wasn't your
typical like GWA content, but I was really proud of it, and I'm proud of how
everything kind of flowed. It was all off the cuff. I didn't script that. Um, I
generally don't do scripts or like, I don't even script my own content, so I
feel like that disclaimer might be useless, but it's like the way it flows,
listening back, it almost sounds like potentially like I wrote it first. I
didn't. That was all right from the heart, so it was very vulnerable, very raw, but
I think a very rewarding recording as well. It was a very cathartic moment for
me, and I was very proud of it, and I was proud of how people connected to it, so
it was pretty good. Uh, the least proud of... uh, you know, most of my audios are so
simple in nature that I don't know that I have one that I'm like more or less
proud of, really. I think I really like a lot of the content I've made, but I don't
feel the happiest with a lot of my script fills, if I'm being honest. Um, I like
doing scripts, um, when I... when I feel inspired to record, but I don't know what
to record, but I feel like my delivery is not the most natural sometimes. I feel
like I'm not the kind of performer who knows how to make a script sound like
real. Do you know what I mean? So I have fun with it, but I think I'm less proud
of my scripted audios than I am anything else. I think those are the ones where
it's not that I hate them, it's more just I think... I think I like my other content
much better because it's... it's natural, it's not scripted, it's all off the cuff,
you know what I mean? But I don't know that I have one I outright hate. I guess
another one I would say I'm not really proud of an audio where I defecated, um,
it's not that I didn't like doing it, it's not that I regret making the audio,
but I'm not very proud of it, um, just because it kind of brought me a lot of
unwanted attention, so I'm a little ashamed of it, I guess you could say,
because, I don't know, people were very pushy and obnoxious about it and it was
like, ehh, so I haven't really made any scat content since, um, so that kind of
sucked. Anyway, um, Glimmer and Gold asks, what got you into audio porn? So I'm gonna
answer this a couple ways because I interpreted this question a couple
different ways. I've interpreted it both as what got me into like listening to it
and what got me into creating it. So one story kind of leads into the other, I'm
just gonna tell the whole story. So, um, I've been a consumer of erotic audio
content for a while. If I'm being brutally honest, I found it late into my
teenage years, like when I was like 17, 16, but around that time I listened
obviously, um, with the Literatica erotica section, the text with audio part, and I
listened and I listened and I listened and I was like, man that is so hot, you
know, people actually record their voice and they do these things. So a little
after my 18th birthday, I was still a consumer of that content, I thought,
wouldn't it be fun to make my own erotic audio content? And so, fun story, I
actually, um, uploaded to Literatica very, very briefly, but then I came to GWA
the same night, I never looked back and I actually deleted my Literatica account,
so for whatever it's worth, there you go. But it was thanks to Literatica's audio
side that I got into audio porn. Okay.
Yawnsleepy, hello yawns! I, I, happy holidays to you too. I'm so glad to see
you send so many good questions. I'm gonna try not to ramble too hardcore on
some of these, but you sent a lot of really good ones. Could you share one or
more of your favorite fictional characters and tell us why you like them?
Sure, um, I'm gonna keep it simple and just limit this to one character for now.
Um, one of my favorite characters is Hanayo from Love Live. Hanayo is just
precious, but not only is she super precious, I relate to her in a lot of
ways. Her shyness with new people, her dreams of singing, I really connected
with that. She might not be the most deep character ever, but I really connected to
her and I think that for me, a character doesn't have to be deep to be a favorite.
Like, I think as long as there's a connection there, I fucking love a
character I can connect to and for her, I really connected. You know, she's so
sweet and so shy, but like, she can really sing nice in my opinion. I know some
people really don't like her voice, but I just don't understand that. I mean, I do,
but also I'm like, no, she's my baby. So yeah, Hanayo is definitely a favorite of
mine. I love her so much. Would you consider yourself more of an
introvert or an extrovert? Uh, I read your question backwards. Either way, same
point. Um, I am absolutely an introvert. I know this test doesn't really
determine much, but every time I've taken the Myers-Briggs test, I've always gotten
INFJ, always consistently throughout middle school, high school, after school.
I've always gotten INFJ and I find like, I am generally a pretty bubbly person,
pretty happy person, but I can't deny social interaction wears me out after a
while. Like, it almost feels like I have batteries and they run out kind of fast,
so they need to recharge and I find that a lot of the time, alone time when it's
just quietness and me in my mind, that's when I oftentimes feel the most
energized because it's just time for me to sort of recuperate and sort of chill
out after all that interacting with people. You know, I would love to be an
extrovert, but it's just not in my blood. I've always been very much introverted
and on top of that, I've always been more shy as well and so for me, it's kind of a
double whammy, but when I hang out with people I'm close to, I'm not as shy, but I
definitely get burnt out on social interaction kind of quick. An hour or two
spent with a friend, cool beans, but it ain't gonna last long because I gotta
recharge the social batteries. You know what I mean? It's like that, so definitely,
most definitely an introvert. What is a popular or common food or drink that you
absolutely cannot stand? I'm going to generalize and say I cannot stand like
caffeinated beverages, especially things like coffee and Coke. I find I get awful
stomach pain when I drink either. Coke just tastes bad. I don't like it. I stopped
drinking water almost a year ago at this point, or I almost stopped drinking soda,
correction, a year ago and I find I drink water pretty much exclusively, so I
don't like soda that much either these days. In fact, soda feels kind of heavy in
my mouth. I don't really know how to explain it well, but it's like definitely
a kind of like heavy sort of weird feel compared to just sparkling water. It's
kind of hard to describe, but I don't like how soda feels in my mouth. I don't
mind the fizz. It's like that kind of heaviness I don't like. I can drink decaf
okay if I really want coffee. Decaf is fine, but I'm just not too crazy for
coffee. If I want a coffee-like drink, you know, like a kind of warmer beverage like
that, I just go for hot Coke or tea to be totally honest. As for foods, pineapples
and pears. Cannot stand them. I don't want to eat the sandpaper fruit and the
texture of pineapple makes me gag like a motherfucker. No thank you. I'm set. Mm-mm.
I'm good. Also shrimp. The texture is nasty. I don't know. It's weird because in
middle school I adored shrimp, but nowadays I can't do shrimp. I don't know
why. I just don't like them. They just, the texture grosses me out so much. I
can't deal. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. Do you have anything like
that where like you're eating a food and like for a while you love it, but then
eventually the texture is just too much after like a while and you just can't do
it anymore? It's like that. Any odd habits you have when no one else is
around? Does talking to yourself count? I talk to myself all the time. I think part
of the reason that my audios tend to sound so smooth and natural when I do
improv and when I do things like this, it's because I talk to myself all the
damn time. I really do. It's really bad. Well not really. To me it's not a
bad thing. I think it helps me to sort my thoughts and my emotions really well,
especially if I'm feeling overwhelmed and stressed. I like to talk to myself to
process those feelings, but in general I just talk to myself a lot. I could be
cleaning and I'll be murmuring to myself like, all right I gotta do this next or
okay I should probably focus on doing this thing. It's just it could be as
simple as that to having a full-on deep thought process and just trying
to process it and talk to myself through it. I don't know. It's like I
talk as if I'm recording something so I talk just like this, but there's no
audience listening. I'm just talking and that's probably really freaky, but I
don't know. I find a weird catharsis and joy in talking to myself. I feel like I
connect to myself emotionally when I do it. I know it sounds really crazy, but I
don't know. It works for me I guess. I don't know. I feel like it it does anyway
and it benefits me when I do like improv and stuff because I don't know. I just
kind of know how to keep things flowing I guess. I don't know. Another one would
be it's a habit I developed in like fourth grade. I'm very guilty of like
pulling out my eyelashes. I want to stop doing it. I really want to stop doing it,
but it's something I have never been able to quit doing. I just do it and it's
bad. It doesn't really hurt, but my eyelashes are kind of dramatically
different lengths in some parts so I'm very self-conscious. I don't tend to
wear makeup often and I get kind of self-conscious when I wear things like
mascara because it really highlights the length differences between my lashes.
It's pretty bad, so I talk to myself. I pull out my eyelashes. I pace the floors
a lot. Oh my goodness. I get restless so easy, so I have a tendency to pace the
floor and I can pace the floor for like a good couple hours without getting
tired. I don't know what that says about me, but I'm not very proud of it. I mean I
kind of am. I guess it goes to show I have some pretty wicked good stamina, hey
yo, but also Jesus Christ let me sit down for like five seconds. You know what I
mean? I don't know. So I'd say those are probably my top three weird habits I
have, especially when no one's watching. Although the pacing thing and the
eyelash thing, those I definitely do in front of people because it's so like
second nature. I won't even notice when I'm doing them sometimes, so I don't know.
Any fun video games you've played recently? Yes, I don't know if you have a
Nintendo Switch. I don't know if you've seen that they did a Katamari Damacy
remake on the Switch, but my god, or not remake, I think remaster, but I've been
playing the hell out of it lately. It is so cute and so fun and it brings back
very nostalgic memories of playing Katamari Damacy on the PlayStation 2.
Very, very comfy game. I would recommend it. I love the soundtrack too. It's
excellent. The graphics are really nice. I don't know, it's just a really chill
game. I love it to pieces. What is a movie that you hated with every fiber of your
being or one that you think is overrated? Don't be afraid to let it all out. I'm
gonna be really, truly, brutally honest. I don't hate it. I don't even know that I
think it's overrated, but I'm gonna talk about a movie thing I don't understand.
And full, full disclaimer so no one gets mad at me, I don't really follow
superhero things. I don't really like superhero things that much, but the whole
Marvel movie universe thing seems so needlessly complicated. I don't understand.
You have to watch like all these movies to understand the big movies and it's
like, the fuck. You know, it's so much to keep up on and it's like, it's, it's
always intimidated me from even trying to get into it out of just even
curiosity. It's not that I'm against superhero things, like I'd be open to
giving it a try, but it's like, I feel like it's so fucking complex for me that
I'm just like, my brain ain't big enough for this. So I don't really understand it.
Maybe that makes me sound stupid, but it's like, it's so many movies, like it's
seemingly at random that you have to watch before you can watch like the
other ones and it's just like, what the fuck. You know what I mean? It's confusing.
I don't know. Well, you have a good week after reading this. You better. Well, from
when you've posted it to now, it's been a very excellent week. So no complaints
there, but even as I read this, I'm very confident this next week is gonna be
wonderful too. So thank you so much for the kind words. I see you've given me
some not safe for work questions. Any specific traits in a person or mundane
things that you find sexy, but others might find odd or not worth noting? I am
weak for pretty fingers on girls. This is so specific. I kicked something. Whoops.
This is so specific. When I see girls who have really pretty shapely fingers or
they just have fingers that like, they just really complement how their
hand looks, if that even makes sense. I die. I melt and I die and it's
wonderful. I love it. When I see good fingers on a girl, all I can think is I
want that finger up my butt. That's all that comes to mind. Like, oh my god,
fingers are excellent. So that's kind of specific. I like pretty fingers on
pretty girls, but I'm not picky at all, so I think anyone would apply for that if
I'm being totally honest. Like, I'm not picky, but that's one specific thing I
like. But regarding like, like maybe specific or mundane traits, I don't know
that I have any mundane ones that people don't really notice or anything like
that. I'm gonna go with my fingers answer for this one. It's I've been
thinking on this question for so long now, and that's like the best answer I
could come up with because it's like there's so much I like, but trying to
put them into words is kind of hard and that's one of the most specific ones I
can think of that I really like at the moment. What do you usually do to get in
the mood? Setting up mood lighting, listening to sexy music, eating a nice
meal, watching porn, practicing using your voice, etc. It really depends. Am I going
for a quickie? Am I going for a more extended playing with myself session?
Because for me, when I get in the mood, sometimes what I do beforehand can
really depend. Like, I almost kind of plan out when I go to do things. Usually I have
quickies, so I don't really do much to set the mood. I'll just very quickly turn
on like a favorite porn thing and just masturbate to it and that's it. So
nothing too amazing. I just tend to do that. But for longer sessions, I do notice
when I go to set the mood, one thing I really like to do is I like to get on
like sexy music, use my imagination and just play with myself then and go kind
of slower than usual with myself. Usually the resulting orgasms are pretty intense,
which I like, and it really sets the mood effectively for longer sessions. And I
can- I often switch in longer sessions between sexy music and porn or reading
erotica sometimes even, so it's kind of fun. But for quickies, I don't really do
too much mood setting because the whole point is to be very quick about it. So
for that, it's anti-climatic. Well, it's quite climatic, but it's anti-climatic in
that I basically just turn on porn, immediately get my hand down my pants
and do my thing. Anything that instantly turns you off from listening to an audio,
like certain sounds, phrases, quality, voice types, etc. Oh, I have things. I have
many a thing. I'm going to be expressing some unpopular opinions. So, uh, you might
not want to hear that. You might want to skip ahead if it's gonna upset you
because I'm gonna say some things. So- and I don't mean it aggressively or
meanly, but I'm expressing my honest opinion here. So for me, I adore MDLG
with all my heart. I don't like DDLG that much, though. I've kind of come to know
over time. It's really not my thing like I initially thought it was, and the fact
that it seems like that's a very popular thing kind of makes it harder to
listen to guys. I also am not a huge fan of the MDOM tag in general. It's not my
favorite. That kind of pushes me away from audios. Anything with like the
fingering tag, I have to approach them very carefully because I've- I've listened
to some where I was pleasantly surprised and the fingering only applied to the
listener- or not the listener, to the speaker and not the listener, which was
awesome. But I feel like most audios that incorporate like fingering, MDOM, blah
blah blah, it's pretty obvious what that's gonna mean. So I find that I don't
really listen to men because a lot of them just- they- they do something that
clearly works for people, but it does not work for me. And so I have to avoid those
tags in terms of like sounds or phrases or quality. Nothing ruins dude ramble
faps for me more than like when they're doing their thing and they're not really
saying anything, but then they start talking and one of the very first things
or any of the things that come out of their mouth is when they start talking
about tight pussies. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. I hate that shit. It makes
me so salty because it's just like, again, I understand they are appealing to a
common denominator of presumably straight women. I understand. Sometimes I
get in a mood to listen to dudes, but I don't like when they start talking about
pussy fucking. I hate it. I can't connect to it so then it gets very difficult to
listen. I'm not a huge fan of growling either. Growling, it either makes me
giggle or it scares me depending on who's doing it and how aggressive it
sounds. I- I'm not a fan. Like, it depends how it's executed though. Sometimes it's
alright, but I'm kind of picky about it and I don't really like how most people
do the growling to be totally frank. Again, not to be mean. It's just, for me,
I'm the kind of girl that likes her guy to whimper and moan and maybe even cry a
little. I like to bully guys, so I like it when guys are more submissive, not
dominant. So most dude audios I can't listen to because a lot of them are just
way too much for me. Anything with like humiliation and degradation, I really
don't like that either. It makes me so upset. I can't do it. It's not my favorite.
If it's like really mild and playful and it's like another woman, that's fine.
I don't want it coming from a dude's mouth at all. I want to be the one doing
the humiliation and degradation. So those were some unpopular opinions of things I
don't like in audios. There you go. It's horrible, but there you go.
How about similarly small things that instantly turn you on? Uh, oh goodness.
Give me an audio. If you give me an audio and there's a dude and it's like M sub,
preferably no vaginal mentions, and it's like, you know, lots of begging, lots of
like, do you know, just, you know what I mean? Like, oh my god, I love a guy that
knows how to submit and get put in his fucking place. It is my favorite, so that
kind of kills me in the best way. Similarly, um, when it comes to other
girls, uh, incest tag? Yes. Absolutely. 110%. Yes. Also, also, softer or like
voices with a warmth in guys or girls. Love that. I love a voice that has like a
warm, inviting, like soothing quality to it. Like it's soothing, but it's arousing,
but it's like very warm and inviting and friendly. I love a voice like that.
That's my favorite. I love it when a performer is like, like you, you feel
welcome to the experience of what they're putting out there. I think that
that's really wonderful. It would be really neat to see more audios like that
or to have more performers with voices like that. I think it would be neat. I
love it and it simultaneously is just very entertaining to listen to and very
arousing, so I like voices like that. How did you first stumble across GWA? Um, a
Google search. I had signed up for Literatica and even posted a couple
audios there. The very first two audios I posted here actually. Um, so those audios,
oh goodness, I posted them to Literatica first, but I was not satisfied with the
upload process on Literatica. It's like manually approved by people, I think, and
it can take a few days to get your things up and like the speed of which
stuff goes up is a bit slower and it's just like, for me personally, it did not
work. I didn't like that. So I did a Google search for like erotic audio site
and immediately GWA came up as like the first result. I'm like, what's GWA? I
clicked it. I recognized a few of the performers from Literatica actually and
I was like, oh shit, so then I made this Reddit account. I posted my first two
audios to Reddit as well shortly after I deleted my Literatica account because
fuck that noise. And now I'm here almost four years later. It's really weird how
that works out. What is your favorite color? If this is the Monty Python
reference, it's blue, right? But in actuality, I'm a sucker for like pink,
pastel colors, white, red, colors like that. I love those kinds of colors.
Thank you for all your questions. You asked a lot of really neat stuff and it
gave me a lot to think about. Oral Ham has asked a lot of things too. You asked
a lot and some of these questions I know that I'm not gonna be able to answer
just because either I'm not smart enough for them or I just didn't know what to
answer with. After looking through them, I keep kicking things. But I will answer
as much as I can. Sorry if I don't answer some of these. Some of these were pretty
out there. Not in comfort level, just in like you've got a really creative mind.
Okay, what's your favorite color? Pink is my most favorite, but I also like white,
red, and pastel colors. Especially like a mint green color. It's a very cute color.
Very cute, actually. But pink is my most favorite. What color is your carpet? The
one near me right now is actually got a pattern. So it's got a red edge, some
like snowflakes or something like that. It's got like a red bird in the middle
on a snowy tree. It's very pretty, very very pretty. My description isn't doing
it justice, so that's what that carpet looks like. Oh no, I don't even want to
read this one. This is all math. I suck at math. You know what? You're smart for
coming up with that. I have to skip it. I also need to skip this one about Noah
taking the animals on the ark because truth be told, I've never touched a
Bible in my life. I'm not really familiar with that, so like I know of Noah's Ark.
I know what went on with that, like loosely, but I actually I don't know the
specifics, so I'm gonna skip that too. I'm not gonna get stumped tonight. Fuck
that noise, we're skipping that. Okay, knock knock, who's there? Spell i-cup, oh
boy. I-C-U-P, ha ha ha. Did you think that the previous question would somehow
complete this shitty joke? No, not really. I don't know what I expected, but I was
not expecting a resolution of the joke. Can you name all the Canadian provinces
without looking them up? Nope, I sure cannot. Fucking Prince Edward Island, am
I right? Is that one of the provinces? What's the worst thing to ever go in or
come out? Your nose. Seamen coming out the nose would be highly concerning. Um, worst
thing to go in? I don't know. What would be the worst thing to go in a nose? I
don't know, I could think of a few things that would really suck to get stuck up
there or whatever, but I don't really know how to answer it. Is the answer to
this question no? The answer to this question is I don't know. When's the last
time you vacuumed your carpet? It would probably be more vibrant. If you did, I
did just yesterday, so thank you for the tip though. I will do that tomorrow. Do
you own a Dyson vacuum? Nope, it's one of those shark ones. If you could own any
vacuum, what kind would it be? Excellent question, I don't know. This goes to show
I probably need to pay more attention when they're advertising vacuums and
stuff on those infomercials at like four in the morning. I saw a few really cool
ones, but I don't remember their names off the top of their head. I think one of
them was a Dyson though, I do think so. Can I PM you my boobs? No, that's a very
good question. Closing in on four years, huh? Who do you miss? How many times have
you come close to closing up shop? What's the best thing that's happened and what
do you wish would come back? This is a good question. So I miss a lot of people.
There have been people who have come, there are people who have gone. I feel
like it's respectful to respect the rule of, you know, don't ask about or like
don't really mention gone performers so much, but I can think of a couple very
distinctly off the top of my head that I really really miss and I wish they'd
come back. One of them was one of the very first friends I ever made in the
audio community before I ever even like started interacting with people very
actively here. She's very wonderful and I hope she's doing well. I miss her a shit
ton. She was like probably my first close friend. I miss her a lot. The other one, I
don't even need to name names. He was so influential and amazing and kind and
helpful and I think he was a very positive force for the community and
for the people that he impacted. I really loved being his friend and I can only
hope that he is doing well in the world and you know I hope that things are well.
I miss him a lot. I, you know, it's probably no shaku that refers to but he
was really great. I miss him. Regarding how many times I've
come close to closing up shop, oh my god at least three times. Most of them
because I was under like stressful circumstances. The other because I had a
very positive thing go on in my life and it felt as if doing the audio porn thing
wasn't really necessary anymore but I feel like for me the right time to close
up shop is gonna be when there's no second guessing, when there's no doubt,
and when I just know instinctively that it's the right answer and every time I've
tried to close shop it was not the right time. So about three times, maybe a little
more than that, but no more than like five. Probably like three or four times. The
best thing that's happened, getting involved with the community and opening
up to people. I think especially when starting out it can get so easy to
isolate yourself. You know you feel like you don't belong. It looks like it's you
against them. It's just not true. You know when you start talking to people,
interacting with people, you know it's the community starts to open up to you
and you start to kind of open up more and I think it's around that point where
like maybe you start making friends and like that's where the magic really
starts. I think that the best thing that's happened to me was opening up and
trying to get more involved with the people because you know with like fellow
creators more specifically, I think if it weren't for that and for connecting to
people through like TeamSpeak or whatever other you know platform, you
know I probably wouldn't still be here. I've made a lot of amazing friends in my
time and I love that a lot and I think that that's the best stuff that's ever
happened was making friends, getting more involved. I love it so much you know but
I wish specifically for GWA but I don't want to like start any sort of like
negativity train and I really don't mean this negatively. I really don't but I
feel like GWA itself in my four years of being here, it feels different than it
did when I first came around. When I first came around, I think it felt a
little looser with what they allowed. I think it felt well not even that it's
more like it had a looser more free spirit as to what was more like welcome
I think. I think certain content is more like frowned upon or it's not as like
widely I guess accepted because it might not be as like explicitly sexual or it
might not have orgasms or I don't know I feel like I feel like in recent years
there's been a lot more of an emphasis on like we need it to be basically like
audio Pornhub not to sound disrespectful because everyone puts in a lot of hard
work and effort and time and care into what they make. I don't want to shit on
anything like that but I really think there's a distinctly different attitude
now with GWA than there was before. I think you know I want there to be more
of that open sense of community and more of like that maybe not as blatantly
sexual or like orgasmic content on there but like still kind of sensual I don't
know am I making sense maybe I'm not but it's like GWA feels distinctly very
different than it did back when I first joined and I miss it a lot and I wish
that that would come back it's not it's probably not going to. I wish it would
that would be kind of cool but that's enough negativity that's more just me
reminiscing like the veteran I am but have you reconsidered vacuuming since
like I don't know what three or four minutes ago you were asked if you
should I mean I've you know I I'll probably do it tomorrow I mean it's only
been like a day since I did it you know it's fine these are also some good
questions let's see what's the greatest fictional from Captain Jericho what's
the greatest fictional scientific achievement of 2018 physical liquid
cache unmanned landing on Alpha Centauri debunking of the myth that Isaac Newton
had jelly-belled cheats is that a thing vegetarian mu munitions completion of
the large umlaut collider in Sierra Leone or Ecuador's great crab leak
finally being purged after so many decades um Oh fictional scientific
achievement gotcha sorry I I'm I'm smart I'm gonna have to go with probably the
thing about the crab leak being plugged I think it would be horrible to have
crabs all over the place I mean it'd probably make for a good dinner but like
I don't want that shit pinching me mm-hmm what's the best condom theme
let's see full of guile camouflage prism networks coal mining Tim Allen or a
sexual intercourse to that one that's so random um I'm not sure I understand I'm
gonna say coal mining I don't know oh another math question oh it's not maybe
wait I'm gonna read the wait if Ellen has zero apples and Carl has zero apples
but Daphne gives Domingo zero apples which is zero apples more than how many
apples Ahmed gave to Henrietta and zero times as many as Ellen threw at Domingo
probably motivated by bigoted racial ignorance oh no how come nobody has any
damn apples apples are good for you you know what apples are excellent I'm glad
I read this question I start I started seeing numbers and started freaking out
but thank God this was this was this was good this was good apples are good and
people need to eat more apples I think you know what question four is wink-wink
I actually don't know what question four is so I'm gonna reply to this with uh
if a man asks his female partner if she attained orgasm how can she say you bet
your bottom dollar I did without hurting his feelings
excellent question but I don't know for me this is more just because I have a
weird attitude about sex maybe but I feel that I don't know I think that
sometimes people place way too much importance on orgasm instead of just
focusing on the overall experience and pleasure and I think people heavily
associate orgasm as being like the important part of it when it's really
not you know so I think that in this situation honest to God I feel like it
might even be a little inconsiderate of the dude to be asking that like I don't
see why it matters really I don't know I mean I know like orgasms can be nice and
it's fine to like want them and it's fine to want to you know make sure it's
happening for your partner and to that I would say you know perhaps you have to
be honest to get more satisfying things in bed you know if you're not enjoying
things or you're not orgasming and you want to you know and you want it to
happen but I don't know I just went on kind of a random tangent there but I
don't know I think just sorry for all the background sound I really think in
the end I think open communication is really the right answer so you know what
fuck the feelings I think there might be a sensitive way to say it but I think
that just being honest fucking go for it you know little Mako oh shit hey Mako oh
my god I've missed you if your username was not
gentlest whispers what would it be I think about this every day and I never
ever know how to answer it never ever ever because I really don't see any
other names sticking with me I really think I picked the perfect username I
really do I don't think I see anything else sticking I don't know I don't know
what would it be I don't know it's an excellent wonderful question I just
don't know you know it's one of those things I don't know what's your favorite
season and why winter is probably one of my favorites because it encourages
coziness like maximum coziness so I get good excuses to wear long-sleeve pajamas
I mean I always wear long-sleeve pajamas but like it's even more of an excuse to
get real bundled up and real cozy real quick it's nice but also I like the
overall feeling of like togetherness and the emphasis on like spending time with
loved ones for me anyway I have a lot of people in my life that I love and I love
to spend time with and I'm on pretty solid terms with my family so for me
like winter Christmas time things like it's not stressful too much it's pretty
nice but also spring because it's not too cold but it's not too hot either it's
like really like a comfy in between so I like spring too but probably those two
what flower are you probably you know one of my favorite flowers is the rose
so I'm gonna say that because it's my favorite no real significant meaning
it's just very like pretty I mean if I had to assign kind of a meaning to it
it's like you know a rose itself is pretty soft I'm a big softy but I
definitely have like a toughness of strength to me and I think that that
could manifest in like the thorns I don't know there you go there's your
more like a deep interpretation how are you so adorable and precious I don't
know I don't know I don't know thank you though but I could ask the same thing
about you you're pretty great when is the last time you've laughed really hard
I laugh really hard at least once every day to be totally honest I'm very easily
amused the last time I laughed really hard was probably earlier today I was
messing with some AI thing and like I don't even remember what I did exactly
but the answer made me like lose my shit it was excellent who is your celebrity
crush I don't really follow celebrities a lot I don't know that I really have
like a celebrity crush really I don't know I never know how to answer that
sometimes I feel like I have a good answer but then other times I just don't
have a good answer right now I don't really have a good answer not safe for
work questions yeah yeah I love these okay boobs or butts absolutely boobs 10
110 percent boobs which is better Western porn or JV porn and why I love
Japanese porn a ton and I love it a lot more than the Western porn to be totally
blunt I like primarily and I'm talking specifically about the commercial
Western and Japanese scene not the amateur scene I know that there's a lot
of really good amateur Western content I'm not talking about that right now I'm
focusing specifically on the commercial stuff Japanese vanilla porn actually
feels very sensual and like vanilla the way I would want vanilla porn to fucking
feel a lot of it feels kind of playful and cute and I like that you know
there's a good few stars I can think of that I adore in fact I'm gonna name drop
a couple right now Hibiki Otsuki is fantastic she has a very playful silly
attitude in a lot of her scenes and she doesn't take it too seriously which I
greatly appreciate same for an older one named Yuma Asami she's not in the
industry anymore she retired she's a singer now actually and her songs are
great but she also carried a very bubbly warm personality she would smile and
giggle during sex and stuff and it's just like I like that and I like that
like JV makes sex look fun I feel like a lot of Western porn especially clips
that like you think they would be more vanilla I don't like how aggressive and
mean a lot of Western porn feels a lot of it feels way too aggressive for me
even the more vanilla clips really like commercially wise like maybe I'm just
looking in the wrong places but a lot of the more like mainstream sites that
shit ain't vanilla to me it feels way too intense in a bad way and I'm not a
fan I like the softer feel of the more vanilla
light-hearted AV stuff plus I think AV have way more like creative stories and
things at times like the setups can be very interesting the girls are a lot
cuter if I may be blunt I think the girls are a lot better eye candy I might
be biased but who's your favorite adult star oh my god lately it's Hibiki Otsuki
love her to pieces she's gorgeous her sexual energy is off the charts she's
got great chemistry like when she does lesbian videos she's got great chemistry
with her fellow actresses and she's excellent at like very sensually taking
the lead and being very gentle but like still very like assertive it's like
really fucking hot and even in just like straight scenes like her energy just
she's excellent I really like her a lot she is wonderful but I have quite a few
that I really like but lately she is like my top-tier favorite she's
wonderful and her smile is contagious as fuck in terms of fantasy which is more
sexy inner course or outer course this kind of depends on the day if I'm being
totally honest some days I like to think of having something right in my butt but
then most days I'm like let's focus on the outer coursey thing so it really
depends on the day if I'm being honest so for me I'm gonna say mostly outer
course but sometimes the thought of a good butt fuck is pretty nice so I'm
gonna say out of course for now but I I think both have their appeal for sure
what are your soft spots physically oh goodness my ears my sides my butt uh my
nipples my feet honestly I could argue my entire body is like almost like an
erogenous zone like I'm very sensitive I feel like so I'm gonna say that's oh my
clit too but that's kind of an obvious isn't it what do you focus on when
listening to erotic audios the way the voice sounds but also the way the dirty
talk is delivered because for me I love dirty talk but you know certain
performers can make it sound better than others and depending on how ridiculous
it is either I can buy it or I just don't buy it so for me I focus on how
they sound and like what the dirty talk is like especially when it's improv
because I love hearing how people talk dirty because everyone can say things so
differently you know so I think it's pretty cool I like paying attention to
that my final set of questions from Knight Rider Thor 16 here we go do you
think you'll post more of you peeing uh never say never but it's not really a
high priority for me either I like doing water sports content it's just it's not
like my biggest fetish so I only ever do it when I'm really on like one of those
kicks have you ever farted during an orgasm yes and I laughed really hard
every time so like for me it's not an erotic thing I just find it hilarious
when it happens so how old were you when you had your first orgasm probably too
young to be saying for like you know reddit standards of like don't sexualize
minors I was very very very young and that's all I'll say because I don't want
to make people think disgusting things but I guess in terms of like having my
first orgasm when I was aware of what an orgasm was I still fall in that ballpark
of I don't really want to say because it was pretty young it was younger than a
teen I'll say that younger than teenage well I'll let up to the best orgasm
we've had uh see I kind of treasure all the orgasms I have but I guess for me
what leads up to my best orgasms is just going slow breathing deep maybe paying
close attention or repeating parts of a porn video I like or just like sort of
just feeling the sensation and letting things build up and not like expecting
anything I think those are pretty vital key points lubrication that's about it
lots of clip rubbing that's about it because my best friend described the
naughtiest situation that turned you on uh like real life online I feel like
this question is pretty vague I don't know how to answer those if I'm being
honest there's a lot of things like I'm very easy to turn on I feel like so
I don't really know how to answer this oh there's a lot of things that turn me
on I haven't really done a lot in person yet I've done a little bit but not a lot
so for that I'm gonna say I don't know to this question I don't know have you
ever sexted with anyone if so whom I want to keep that shit private and
respect the people that I do that shit with so I'm not gonna answer whom but
yes I have ever so you know I have definitely sexted with people I do I do
find it fun I'm horribly selective about who I do that with though so yeah what's
something you wanted to do or be ever since you were a little girl one of my
biggest dreams was to be a singer from being totally honest if you could learn
to play a musical instrument which would you pick I'm not sure maybe the violin
they sound really pretty what do you like to do outside of reddit I like to
sing I like to bake things I like to I don't know like sing bake things I like
to play games with friends it's about it I'm not too interesting I watch anime
sometimes too I guess I don't know I like all kinds of things really have you
ever been so wet that you had a visible spot in your panties jeans etc did
anyone notice or comment nobody's ever noticed or commented because honestly I
don't really get so wet oftentimes that it never really leaves much of a visible
spot um I've definitely gotten wet enough it's left like a bit of a spot on
my panties but never like never really threw my pants though if I'm being
totally blunt like I can't really relate to people that say that they get that
wet I don't understand how that works I mean I do but it's like for me my body
is just like nah so the most that's ever happened was through my panties but
nobody ever really commented on that I don't think so but I mean then again you
know I don't often get in situations where people are gonna be looking or
noticing my crotch so when was the last time you masturbated what did you think
about yesterday yesterday evening I was watching porn so I was very focused on
it and I was thinking about how soft the girls boobs looked that's about it
does anyone else in your life know that you post on reddit a couple of my very
close friends um that's about it though I'm not very open about this what's a
new kink you want to explore I don't think I really have any maybe sensation
play though that might be fun like playing with like cool and hot that'd be
cool no pun intended what's your favorite genre of book any favorite books
I really like um slice of life type books maybe sort of dramatic books but
I'm a huge huge huge sucker for romance novels I don't think I have like a
hardcore favorite lately one of my favorites from when I was like in high
school was the perks of being a wallflower and I still have a very soft
spot for it because it got me through a pretty rough time but beyond that book I
don't know I I'm only now getting back into reading things more seriously so I
will probably find a new favorite at some point have you ever masturbated
while reading comments or PMS very rarely but I have but it's not very often
if I'm being honest and it's never been to like comments really it's pretty much
just been to like PMS but have you ever let a guy watch you pee if not would you
if I trusted the guy sure if they were into it or if the girl was into it have
you ever been caught masturbating if so by whom mom dad siblings horrible
fucking awkward never again not all in the same day just at different times but
very awkward every single time nah no but have been caught yes what's one
Christmas tradition you really like when you really don't like uh I really like
the baking cookies part that's one of my favorites one I don't really like uh I
don't understand the fruitcake thing so when people are like I gotta get my
fruitcake I I know you know I don't gotta get no fucking fruitcake I'm gonna
get me some eggnog some cookies and I'm set I don't get the whole fruitcake
thing outside of that I love decorating the tree but also I fucking hate it
because you know you're gonna have to take all that down and it's such a
hassle oh my god what's your favorite part of your body does my face count I
feel like I have a pretty cute face not to sound egotistical but I think I have
a pretty attractive face so I'm gonna say my face but also I like my overall
body shape I think I have like a pretty decent shape just looking at it
generally speaking so I'm gonna say that too what are you looking forward to in
2019 being kinder to myself and trying to nourish myself mentally and physically
eating healthier taking better care of my mental well-being I'm looking forward
to being a happier me it's not that I'm not happy but I think I could stand to
enrich my happiness more and my health more and I think that this would be an
excellent way to do that you know so you know the New Year's coming and you know
it's that time to be making the resolutions and just going for it so I'm
looking forward to a happier healthier me thank you so much everyone for all
your questions sorry this was so horrifically long but thank you so much
for listening as well I don't really have much else to add on to this so
thank you for listening