1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,960 I haven't sang in a while. I haven't hysterically sang in ages. Last time I 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:10,340 did was like some weird like patriotism thing or some shit, like ages ago for a 3 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:14,160 challenge. But this is for you guys here at Gone Wild Audible, so I can sing 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:19,680 copyright fucking songs and it's like fine. So I'm singing Tokyo Sexy Night by 5 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:26,380 Ebisu Miskats, a group of Japanese porn actresses, models, and other women that 6 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:30,600 aren't like celebrities and stuff, and they're actually pretty solid, pretty 7 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,720 good. Check them out, they're cute, and some of them have really awesome fucking 8 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:40,840 voices, but that's not the point of this post. I'm gonna sing while masturbating. 9 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:45,200 Now whether I cum or not is another story, and even if I don't, that's okay. So 10 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:52,920 if I do, yay. If I don't, yay. It's all fun all around. Here we go. If I fuck up 11 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:57,480 the words, I'm sorry, Japanese ain't my first language, it's my second. So I'm 12 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:24,200 bound to make some mistakes, but here we go. 13 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:34,360 Look at that. She has a moon. Oh, hit the spot. Come on, baby, call no sign. 14 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:42,600 Watashi wo tokashi. Guruguru mawashite ne. 15 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:53,440 Ari-ari janai to amami. Denai toshigoro otoshigoro. 16 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:58,440 Hora motto motto motto sexy tokyo sexy night. 17 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:06,440 Miida desugi ga choudoi. Hora motto motto motto sexy tokyo sexy night. 18 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:13,440 Mie sugichatte komaru no kon'ya. 19 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:28,440 Kyoto sexy night tokyo. 20 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:37,440 Nail kakikomi utsusu desaiya. Azabu kyoten e bibiru mane. 21 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:45,440 Paru fukashite ayatsuru body beat. Oh no, baby, kanasai. 22 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:53,440 Yoru ni gurasan kakete nanimo mienai. 23 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:59,440 Kanjirashi sugiyo. No, no, boy. 24 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:09,440 Motto misenayo sono sugao. Ne motto motto motto gyutto tokyo sexy night. 25 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:17,440 Odori sugi de kanjiru no. Ne motto motto motto gyutto tokyo sexy night. 26 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:25,440 Shingoumushi de tsukamaru no kon'ya. 27 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:40,440 Nagoya sexy night tokyo. 28 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:51,440 I'm sorry I'm not like being very exciting during this. I'm just like, it's almost like I'm just singing. I'm rubbing myself, but like, I don't know, like I don't really feel like I'm gonna come at any point. That's okay, I guess. 29 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:55,440 We'll see. 30 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:03,440 Mita wa ne. Satsuna watashi no shiseikatsu. 31 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:11,440 Hora motto motto motto sexy tokyo sexy night. Midare sugiga chotto ii. 32 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:23,440 Hora motto motto motto sexy tokyo sexy night. Miesugi chatte komaru no. Ne motto motto motto gyutto tokyo sexy night. 33 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Odori sugi de kanjiru no. Ne motto motto motto gyutto tokyo sexy night. 34 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Shingoumushi de tsukamaru no kon'ya. Tokyo sexy night sexy night. 35 00:04:51,440 --> 00:05:05,440 I didn't come or anything while singing, but I'm gonna rub myself for another minute or two while rambling about, uh, abyss mousse cats, I guess? I don't know. Sure, why not? 36 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:33,440 I haven't rambled about anything not sexual before, so, um, fuck, it was good. Despite the girls, like, being porn stars and stuff like that, like, you wouldn't think at first glance that they would be, like, actually good singers, but some of them have these, like, amazing, um, awesome voices, and it's amazing. 37 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:57,440 And it's just so good, and holy shit, like, I wouldn't have expected it at all. Um, because usually when I think porn star, I don't think amazing singers, so it's like, holy shit, when my expectations are totally blown out the window, that's not even a saying, is it? But, hey. 38 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:20,440 Yeah, one of my favorite things about them is how talented a lot of them are. Um, they're really cool, um, I think. Um, but this is kind of a funny note, but in this particular song, Tokyo sexy night, one of the singers has kind of a weird way she sings, so the line, uh, 39 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:46,440 She sings it in this very particular way, and if you're getting a boner listening to me kind of talking while, like, rubbing myself casually and stuff, or you're getting wet or whatever, um, I'm gonna kill it for you, I'm gonna ruin it because I'm gonna do an impression of her, so feel free to crack up with me. Um, she sings the line like this, and this is actually pretty close to how she does it, it's really weird. Um, got it. 40 00:06:46,440 --> 00:07:06,440 Like, I wish I was kidding, but that's how she actually sings that, it's like, what are you doing? Like, you're listening, and you're just, you know, it's, 41 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:35,440 And it's like, why? Like, who said this was okay? I get everyone sings a little differently, but her voice is special. Um, she's not awful, but what the fuck, it's weird, it's like, weird. Anyway, um, I'm done rubbing, I didn't come, but this was a fun recording for you guys, it was very laid back, no pressure. Um, hope you like the song. 42 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:49,440 Um, I uploaded a not-fappy version to Backstage, um, although I don't think there's much of a difference between either one, so, I don't know. Anyway, yay!