Hello! I have these interesting cookies. They are hot chocolate flavored soft cookies, and they are incredibly delicious, and they are amazing, and this is kind of weird, but I figured it might actually induce ASMR in people. I know it would in me, because eating sounds are a huge thing for me. I figured, why not eat a cookie or two for your listening pleasure? And my eating pleasure, because holy shit, these are so good. And I literally mean only two. These are very savory cookies, so the flavor is supremely rich, and too much at once is a very not good thing. But anyway, I'm going to go ahead and start eating these cookies. They're very soft and savory. I like the way that it's so chewy, it just adds another dimension of delight to the cookie. I feel like that's kind of weird to say, but I think it adds to the goodness of it, because I feel like if it were a hard cookie, I just wouldn't enjoy it as much. There's just something vastly superior about the softer style of cookie that I fucking adore to pieces, especially the texture of it. I like the way it feels in my mouth when I'm eating it. It just feels nice, like it's got a comforting feel to it, and that's something I really adore about these cookies in particular. Okay, one more cookie. There you go. So good. This is kind of a weird audio, I'm sure, but I figured it might be an interesting listen for someone out there, so yeah. I hope it was enjoyable, I guess, and uh, yeah.