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Hello!

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I have these interesting cookies.

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They are hot chocolate flavored soft cookies, and they are incredibly delicious, and they

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are amazing, and this is kind of weird, but I figured it might actually induce ASMR in

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people.

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I know it would in me, because eating sounds are a huge thing for me.

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I figured, why not eat a cookie or two for your listening pleasure?

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And my eating pleasure, because holy shit, these are so good.

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And I literally mean only two.

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These are very savory cookies, so the flavor is supremely rich, and too much at once is

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a very not good thing.

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But anyway, I'm going to go ahead and start eating these cookies.

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They're very soft and savory.

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I like the way that it's so chewy, it just adds another dimension of delight to the cookie.

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I feel like that's kind of weird to say, but I think it adds to the goodness of it, because

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I feel like if it were a hard cookie, I just wouldn't enjoy it as much.

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There's just something vastly superior about the softer style of cookie that I fucking

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adore to pieces, especially the texture of it.

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I like the way it feels in my mouth when I'm eating it.

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It just feels nice, like it's got a comforting feel to it, and that's something I really

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adore about these cookies in particular.

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Okay, one more cookie.

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There you go.

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So good.

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This is kind of a weird audio, I'm sure, but I figured it might be an interesting listen

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for someone out there, so yeah.

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I hope it was enjoyable, I guess, and uh, yeah.