Remember when we first met, and you said you were looking for trouble?
I hope you still are.
There have only been two men in my life who have ever truly swept me off my feet.
You were the first one.
As you well know, I married the second one.
But he can't.
I mean, we've tried everything else, and it's not me.
Not at all.
Remember that late-night promissory run?
Yeah, so here's what I wanted to ask you, will you... will you knock me up?
Oh, oh, don't look so bloody shocked.
Look, you and I both know that my husband is a complete nut of wuss, like a weakling.
He barely has any musculature, and you were so heavily tattooed and beautiful and dangerous.
Like, I know how murderous you were.
I know the things you've done with the gangs.
I know, I know just how terrible my life would be if I ever made one with you, but your jeans,
but the beautiful babies we'd make together.
I can't help but imagine it, your rough hands caressing my body, and like, we came so close
that night, so close, and I'd chickened out and I got a plan B, and it was the biggest
mistake of my life.
Because he never would have known that it's yours, you look similar enough, at least in
the face.
But look, I have conceived once with him, and I'm hiding it from him.
I don't want to carry his child, I don't want to carry the child of such a weakling.
I want your seed deep inside of me, I want to know that this offspring we bring into
the world will be strong and powerful and oh so very beautiful, dominant.
I know it'll be a boy, I don't know if you've got any X chromosomes in you to be honest.
Your testosterone shimmers through in the hungry way you're already looking at me.
Yes, the alley will do, love, and yes, you can do absolutely anything you want to me,
so long as you fill me up with that precious, sticky, slick, sweet, savoury, calm, bruised
me up with those beautiful hands of yours.
Those knuckles I know have seen so many faces, those cold eyes that have watched the blood
spill from so many throats, oh I know how dangerous you were.
But I know just how very badly you want me, oh please love, beat it out of me, fill me
up.