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Well, hello there, little boy. I've been waiting a very long time to meet you. No,

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not you in particular. Sorry to get your hopes up. I should have said I've been waiting

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to meet the man you've become. The last man in the world. Oh, don't look so scared. I'm

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not going to hurt you. Yet. It's sort of a habit of mine to keep a man alive at the end,

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you know. I like to talk to them. Usually they're dying while I do it, but for you,

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my dear, I'll leave you intact. Oh, you boys are all the same. My eyes aren't down there,

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meat. Oh, what difference does it make? You men have given me so much over the years.

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I can give a little something back for once. Would it surprise you to hear that I know

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you very well? Oh, my dear boy, stop getting excited. I told you already. I don't have

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any idea who you actually are. I just know how your life has gone. Yes, you just keep

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looking at my breasts while I tell you all about yourself. Look at them and think about

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how they've been the last things that billions of men have seen before I butchered them like

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the cattle they were. Now then, all about you, my sweet. You were the youngest of your

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father's sons. You were probably just a few years old when he went off to war against

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me. You might even remember your mother and siblings crying when the news came at the

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only that he'd been a pervert that died by my hand. When you got older, you swore you'd

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be just like him and just like your brothers. They followed in his footsteps. One by one,

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they came of age, fathered sons of their own, and went off to war. And one by one, they

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died at my feet. Their plans for revenge all coming to naught as their blood splashed the

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breasts you're looking at so intently. You grew up big and strong, a perfect piece

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of meat. You probably thought your muscles would help against me. You and every other

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boy were unwittingly making yourselves into exactly the kind of men I love to kill. Big,

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brave, and stupid. You did hurt, backbreaking labor, making the things, the endless omies

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that merged against me needed. It all would have come back to haunt you, giving you a

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lot of pain in your old age. Oh, you should thank me. Because of me, that's not something

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any man has to worry about for a very, very long time. When you were old enough, you got

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married and had a child of your own. Marriage used to happen later in life, but since men

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have a nasty habit of winding up getting killed by a wrathful goddess these days, you did

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it at such a young age. And then one day it was your turn to march off and follow in the

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footsteps of your father, your uncles, your cousins, your brothers, and the older boys

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from your village. March off for another piece of meat for the grinder, just like the men

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in your family and every other family you'd been doing for generations. But you were lucky.

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Even if you didn't know it at the time. You see, my dear, I'd grown tired of harvesting

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what was basically the same crop of men over and over. I decided to just get rid of you

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all. I decided to kill every male in the world. And you were loose. They knew it. Every able-bodied

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man of fighting age was rounded up and thrown at me in one last effort to stop me. Oh, you

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lads looked splendid. My favourite thing about men is how to fight you, even though you know

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what I can do. Every soldier that died on my sword in that battle had no doubt about

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who and what I am. But till the very end, almost all of them were fearless and strong,

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cursing at me and screaming until I silenced them with the blade. And of course, as much

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as they hated me, they all wanted me. They would never have admitted it, but I could

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tell. All those boys that lay dying around me. They weren't sad because their lives were

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ending. They didn't weep because they were being slaughtered by the same bloodthirsty

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goddess who had been felling their gender for a hundred generations. No, they wept because

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they knew I would forget them. I've killed so, so many men. Tens of billions, maybe more.

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I wouldn't give a single one of those boys a second thought. That and the fact that they

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were close to me. Could see how beautiful I am. Could see my breasts heave, my hips

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swing and not touch me. It was too much for them. They died sobbing like infants, not

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praying to their gods. They died praying to me, begging me to touch them, to remember

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them. But the closest any of those pathetic little dogs got was when I crushed them beneath

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my heel. Yes, it was such a mighty army. I've never killed so many men in a single battle.

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It was truly the last gasp of a doom world. And you came in at the very end, of course.

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You'd seen the oceans of corpses, the rivers of blood and the mountains of butchered meat

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that had once been young men like yourself. You saw me fight. Watched me murder wave after

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wave of your comrades. Your friends, lads you'd known your whole life, died beside

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you, their severed limbs and heads piling up. They coughed up blood as they cried out,

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but you could do nothing. You stood there, enthralled by the goddess you saw, drinking

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in the view as I killed the last of your fellows. And now it's just me and you. Did I get everything

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right? I thought so. You men really are all alike, you know. Tell me, my precious little

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soldier, what is your name? Oh, such a fine name. I'll try and remember you then. Oh,

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for goodness' sake, stop crying. On your back now, there we go. Let me dry away your tears

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with my heel. Such a lucky boy.