Did you have a wonderful time, Anon?
Yes, the curry was handmade. I did stay in India for a little while.
And the wine, wasn't it wonderful?
Oh, you feel a little weird?
Well, of course you would. I'm testing out something of my own design on you tonight.
Oh, don't act so shocked. You invited yourself over to a ten out of tens house when you barely passed for a three.
Well, of course we're going to fix that. I mean, what's a good friend for, right? Or anonymous date? I mean, you're the one who swiped for me.
Ah, yes, the weight that's appearing on your chest now. I think I set the dose for sea cups.
Oh yes, your growing breasts. No, they're not man boobs. You should be feeling a little tingling in between your legs by now.
Oh, how does it feel folding inwards? Is it painful? I haven't used this before, but the formula was set up for you to be a pale skinned green-eyed redhead with the most adorable freckles over your body, but especially in your cheeks.
I can't wait to do your hair up in pigtails. Oh, your face is so cute.
Oh, I think your vagina's going to be about six inches deep, so be careful if you bang anybody who's a bit more hung than that.
Oh my, you are so beautiful. So much more entrancing than you were as a guy.
I'm so glad the formula worked. I mean, your eyes aren't quite the right shade of green, but it's beautiful.
Oh come on, you can stop panicking. Girls get all the best of everything. I mean, you'll never have to pay for a date again if you don't want to unless the guy's a cheapskate, and then he can go fuck himself anyway.
And the sex. I mean, you're going to have to get used to having something shoved inside you unless you just want to spend the rest of your life using strap-ons, of course, but if you're still straight lesbian sex, let's just say us girls know how to please each other and you will be looning rapidly.
And that little bead between your legs. Ah, the orgasms. They're so much more intense and you can come over and over and over again and make a big mess all over everything.
Hmm, I wonder if you'll squirt. Oh, none. Care to play with me?