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Did you have a wonderful time, Anon?

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Yes, the curry was handmade. I did stay in India for a little while.

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And the wine, wasn't it wonderful?

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Oh, you feel a little weird?

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Well, of course you would. I'm testing out something of my own design on you tonight.

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Oh, don't act so shocked. You invited yourself over to a ten out of tens house when you barely passed for a three.

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Well, of course we're going to fix that. I mean, what's a good friend for, right? Or anonymous date? I mean, you're the one who swiped for me.

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Ah, yes, the weight that's appearing on your chest now. I think I set the dose for sea cups.

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Oh yes, your growing breasts. No, they're not man boobs. You should be feeling a little tingling in between your legs by now.

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Oh, how does it feel folding inwards? Is it painful? I haven't used this before, but the formula was set up for you to be a pale skinned green-eyed redhead with the most adorable freckles over your body, but especially in your cheeks.

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I can't wait to do your hair up in pigtails. Oh, your face is so cute.

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Oh, I think your vagina's going to be about six inches deep, so be careful if you bang anybody who's a bit more hung than that.

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Oh my, you are so beautiful. So much more entrancing than you were as a guy.

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I'm so glad the formula worked. I mean, your eyes aren't quite the right shade of green, but it's beautiful.

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Oh come on, you can stop panicking. Girls get all the best of everything. I mean, you'll never have to pay for a date again if you don't want to unless the guy's a cheapskate, and then he can go fuck himself anyway.

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And the sex. I mean, you're going to have to get used to having something shoved inside you unless you just want to spend the rest of your life using strap-ons, of course, but if you're still straight lesbian sex, let's just say us girls know how to please each other and you will be looning rapidly.

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And that little bead between your legs. Ah, the orgasms. They're so much more intense and you can come over and over and over again and make a big mess all over everything.

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Hmm, I wonder if you'll squirt. Oh, none. Care to play with me?