O mighty phallus, who art in heaven's image-designs, Hallowed be thy glands, thy shaft be heard,
thy nature vigorous, Giveth unto me the force-ness of thy love most
hot.
Take unto me thyself, so that I may feel these holy, and with most rapturous ecstasy,
pour into mine soul the glorious glory of thy will, just as thy will be done on mine
bosom, as thy will dictate.
I give unto thee mine most urgent affection and submission, so that thy work may be done
through me, just as thy work is done in me.
I pray, thee maintain thy vigour even when I dose need thee most hurtly.
May thy shaft never soften, may thy will be unending, may thee ever be true and proud
and erect.
This I pray, O mighty phallus, Amen.