1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,520 O mighty phallus, who art in heaven's image-designs, Hallowed be thy glands, thy shaft be heard, 2 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,720 thy nature vigorous, Giveth unto me the force-ness of thy love most 3 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,720 hot. 4 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:32,960 Take unto me thyself, so that I may feel these holy, and with most rapturous ecstasy, 5 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:38,360 pour into mine soul the glorious glory of thy will, just as thy will be done on mine 6 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,760 bosom, as thy will dictate. 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:47,640 I give unto thee mine most urgent affection and submission, so that thy work may be done 8 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,840 through me, just as thy work is done in me. 9 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:58,800 I pray, thee maintain thy vigour even when I dose need thee most hurtly. 10 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:06,440 May thy shaft never soften, may thy will be unending, may thee ever be true and proud 11 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,640 and erect. 12 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:22,840 This I pray, O mighty phallus, Amen.