1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Good morning, you. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Yeah. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Yeah, I couldn't sleep, so I've been reading. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Have you ever heard of this book? 5 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 It's called The Art of Kissing, 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,000 a 1936 guide for lovers by Maria Popova. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Let me just read you a little bit. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Like a bee that settles on the fragrant pistils of a flower 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 and sips in the nectar for honey, 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000 so should you sip in the nectar from between the lips of your love. 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Yes, I know how much you love hearing me, 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,000 and this is so much better than a menu. 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Shall I continue? 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 I want you to sip the nectar from my lips. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I like reading to you because you like to listen. 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 And this is even better than a recipe. 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Okay. 18 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 The lips are not only the part of the mouth which should be joined in kissing. 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Every lover is a glutton. 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 He wants everything that is part of his sweetheart, everything. 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,000 He doesn't want to miss a single iota of her million pleasure of joys 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 as Keats once wrote of them. 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 That is why, when kissing, 24 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000 there should be as many bodily contacts as is possible. 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Snuggle up closely together. 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Feel the warm touch of each other's bodies. 27 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Be so close that the rise and fall of each other's bosoms is felt by one another. 28 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Does this give you any ideas? 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 What? No! 30 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 No, you don't have to go to work. 31 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Why would you want to get out of this warm bed? 32 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000 You stay right there, and I'll come and climb in with you. 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Oh, you. 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Never mind the children and your responsibilities. 35 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 I'll show you what a truly warm bed is. 36 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Oh, you want me to apply the reading? 37 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Hmm. 38 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,000 First, I guess to make this truly work, we have to be naked. 39 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Then I would kiss you just like the book describes, 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,000 with as much bodily contact as possible. 41 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:16,000 First your lips, then your jaw, and long to your earlobe. 42 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Then your neck, across your collarbone. 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I may bite your shoulder gently, 44 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000 following on down to your chest and your ribs. 45 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Are you ticklish? 46 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Oh, okay. Not when you're aroused. 47 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Okay. 48 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I make my kisses slow and very deliberate 49 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:44,000 when placing them on your stomach and down to your navel. 50 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Mmm. 51 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:51,000 They wouldn't stop all the way to your hardening cock. 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 That cock would get most of my attention. 53 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:02,000 My soft lips, warm tongue, and open mouth all taking you in. 54 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I would sled my mouth as far down as I could go, 55 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,000 sucking gently. 56 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Then, pulling almost off but licking the tip, 57 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 rolling my tongue around it, 58 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I want to feel you push into my mouth, 59 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 testing my limits, training my reflexes. 60 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Mmm. 61 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 The pleasure of hearing your moans, 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 the sounds of me pleasing you. 63 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Ah. 64 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Then I'd climb on top of you, 65 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 and sink down on your cock, 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 more kissing them as I ride you. 67 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I'd be a glutton devouring your mouth, 68 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 feeling your hands on me, 69 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 pulling you close to feel the rise and fall of my chest 70 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 as we breathe together, 71 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 breathe into each other. 72 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Mmm. 73 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I long to hear your grunts, your gasps, 74 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:13,000 your groans of pleasure and full of love and full of you. 75 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I'd come. 76 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'd come all over you. 77 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:36,000 And it would be amazing.