Okay, it's uh, Leo and Gemini. We're both doing a recording at once, so this will be on both of our
turbots. Um, we're going to be talking about some of the best places we've had sex, and we're not
talking about like the bedroom or the kitchen, we're talking about like outside of the house.
So, I guess one of the most fun experiences I've had was when I was with my first girlfriend.
And we were hiking, and I'd managed to get her naked.
And she made some fucking adorable noises.
Not as adorable as you, babe.
And so, you know, I've got my head between her legs, eating her pussy,
and, you know, up walks Ranger fucking Rick.
And so, you know, probably the best time I got caught, the rest of the times weren't so fun.
Um, that was, I haven't really had many fun heterosexual experiences outside of the house.
I guess I've fucked at work. I've fucked at a boyfriend's work. I've fucked at school.
But I mean, it's all just been, you know, quickies. Never really fun. Masturbation, however.
The most risky place, I would say, that I've had my hand down my panties is in class.
In the middle of fucking class, just biting my lip, trying to stay quiet, fingering my pussy.
After that, it would probably be on the school bus.
You know, there's constantly people talking to you, so you're, you know, I was one of those
high school girls that brought a blanket to school because I was cold all the time.
Sure it is.
And I like to masturbate on the bus.
I also like to masturbate on the bus under a blanket, and nobody seemed to catch on.
Except for, like, my best friend, and I like to masturbate on the bus under a blanket.
And nobody seemed to catch on. Except for, like, my best friend, and he sat next to me
and kind of stood guard. Yeah, he was my bitch.
You have a lot of bitches.
I have a lot of bitches, but that is my bitch. My specific bitch.
Okay.
And he is still my bitch. I could call him up right now and be like, hey.
Fuck, my mind just blanked.
It's probably all the orgasms.
Orgasm stupidity.
Yes.
So, yeah.
Um, okay, so this is Gemini, and that was the sound of the headphones transferring between people.
But anyway, I am a kinky son of a bitch motherfucker, but...
Son of a bitch motherfucker.
Yeah, son of a bitch motherfucker.
In that order.
In that order.
That's good.
Yeah. And, um, but I have not had sex many places.
Um, my last lesbian girlfriend who was just fucking bi-curious and it angers me because,
like, er, er, don't even.
Anyway, she wouldn't even hold my hand in public, so there goes that.
Um.
You put it in the car.
What?
In the car.
In the car. Oh, yeah.
I completely forgot about that.
You told him about the car.
Yeah, the car.
Um, me and Leo and I, because I hate me and Leo, and that's just grammatically incorrect
and angers me.
Leo and I were at a bar drinking, and so was the master boyfriend-fiance thing.
He was there drinking too.
And he had a little bit less to drink than us, which was good because he was driving.
But we had to take her home after we went to the bar, and, um, she, when she drinks,
gets really, really dominant, even towards me, which is very strange.
You hopped the fence too.
I did hop the fence, but that's just because you're fucking good at topping people.
Um, and so I was in the front seat, uh, front passenger seat of my boyfriend's car.
She was in the back passenger seat of my boyfriend's car, of course.
He was in the driver's seat because there's always gotta be somebody in the driver's
seat if the car is moving.
If you don't know.
But, um, so we were in the car, and we stopped, I think we stopped to get gas, and you, like,
unbuckled your seatbelt and you, like, stuck your face in my neck and just, like, started
topping the fuck out of me out of nowhere.
What?
I'm trying to remember.
As I said in my previous recording, I get subspace, I mean amnesia.
Fucking, I can't even talk.
That was really goddamn hot.
But, um, yeah, she was using her nails on me and biting me and whispering awful, awesome
things in my ear.
And, um, it kind of progressed from there.
We got on the highway and at some point she told me to take my tits out of my bra.
And so my tits are hanging out.
We're on the highway.
And my boyfriend's kind of drunk and he's, like, freaking out that we're going to get
pulled over.
And at some point through all of this, like, she's topping me and she's kind of topping
him at the same time.
At some point she told him to miss the highway exit so that she had more time.
And anyway, she was doing awesome things with her fingernails and she was playing with my
nipples and then she told me to do that by myself while she tortured me other ways.
And then I had a ridiculously awesome orgasm on the highway.
And then he pulled off the highway and turned around.
But that was the only public experience I've had with a girl.
As for guys, I haven't done anything.
I'm the kind of person who I just like fucking in my bed.
I like doing crazy shit in my bed.
But I like fucking in my bed because it's comfy and it's soft.
I don't like to fuck.
I don't discriminate against the place.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I would too.
But I'm just like, I don't know, I'm not an exhibitionist as opposed to these two,
speaking of Leo and the Master Boyfriend fiancé things, they're both exhibitionists.
And I'm just like, I don't really care.
So, yes, the most adventurous place I have had sex with a guy is on the floor,
which sounds awful, but that's true.
And I've masturbated at work several times.
But the riskiest place I've ever masturbated was on an airplane.
Not in the bathroom, in my seat.
I don't know if I have you beat with that one, class.
But not in the bathroom.
I wasn't in the bathroom.
I was in the bathroom when I did it.
Oh, you fucked in an airplane bathroom?
I know.
I masturbated in an airplane.
I consider masturbating in an airplane being in Mile High Club 2.
Oh, okay.
If you couldn't hear that, she masturbated in an airplane bathroom once,
but I did it still in my seat because I didn't want to get up.
And airplane bathrooms always smell like disinfectant nasty, which isn't sexy at all.
But yeah, that's the most adventurous place I've had sex, and so are hers.
Yeah, cool.