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Okay, it's uh, Leo and Gemini. We're both doing a recording at once, so this will be on both of our

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turbots. Um, we're going to be talking about some of the best places we've had sex, and we're not

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talking about like the bedroom or the kitchen, we're talking about like outside of the house.

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So, I guess one of the most fun experiences I've had was when I was with my first girlfriend.

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And we were hiking, and I'd managed to get her naked.

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And she made some fucking adorable noises.

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Not as adorable as you, babe.

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And so, you know, I've got my head between her legs, eating her pussy,

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and, you know, up walks Ranger fucking Rick.

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And so, you know, probably the best time I got caught, the rest of the times weren't so fun.

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Um, that was, I haven't really had many fun heterosexual experiences outside of the house.

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I guess I've fucked at work. I've fucked at a boyfriend's work. I've fucked at school.

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But I mean, it's all just been, you know, quickies. Never really fun. Masturbation, however.

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The most risky place, I would say, that I've had my hand down my panties is in class.

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In the middle of fucking class, just biting my lip, trying to stay quiet, fingering my pussy.

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After that, it would probably be on the school bus.

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You know, there's constantly people talking to you, so you're, you know, I was one of those

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high school girls that brought a blanket to school because I was cold all the time.

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Sure it is.

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And I like to masturbate on the bus.

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I also like to masturbate on the bus under a blanket, and nobody seemed to catch on.

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Except for, like, my best friend, and I like to masturbate on the bus under a blanket.

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And nobody seemed to catch on. Except for, like, my best friend, and he sat next to me

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and kind of stood guard. Yeah, he was my bitch.

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You have a lot of bitches.

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I have a lot of bitches, but that is my bitch. My specific bitch.

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Okay.

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And he is still my bitch. I could call him up right now and be like, hey.

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Fuck, my mind just blanked.

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It's probably all the orgasms.

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Orgasm stupidity.

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Yes.

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So, yeah.

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Um, okay, so this is Gemini, and that was the sound of the headphones transferring between people.

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But anyway, I am a kinky son of a bitch motherfucker, but...

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Son of a bitch motherfucker.

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Yeah, son of a bitch motherfucker.

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In that order.

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In that order.

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That's good.

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Yeah. And, um, but I have not had sex many places.

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Um, my last lesbian girlfriend who was just fucking bi-curious and it angers me because,

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like, er, er, don't even.

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Anyway, she wouldn't even hold my hand in public, so there goes that.

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Um.

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You put it in the car.

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What?

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In the car.

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In the car. Oh, yeah.

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I completely forgot about that.

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You told him about the car.

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Yeah, the car.

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Um, me and Leo and I, because I hate me and Leo, and that's just grammatically incorrect

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and angers me.

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Leo and I were at a bar drinking, and so was the master boyfriend-fiance thing.

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He was there drinking too.

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And he had a little bit less to drink than us, which was good because he was driving.

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But we had to take her home after we went to the bar, and, um, she, when she drinks,

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gets really, really dominant, even towards me, which is very strange.

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You hopped the fence too.

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I did hop the fence, but that's just because you're fucking good at topping people.

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Um, and so I was in the front seat, uh, front passenger seat of my boyfriend's car.

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She was in the back passenger seat of my boyfriend's car, of course.

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He was in the driver's seat because there's always gotta be somebody in the driver's

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seat if the car is moving.

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If you don't know.

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But, um, so we were in the car, and we stopped, I think we stopped to get gas, and you, like,

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unbuckled your seatbelt and you, like, stuck your face in my neck and just, like, started

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topping the fuck out of me out of nowhere.

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What?

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I'm trying to remember.

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As I said in my previous recording, I get subspace, I mean amnesia.

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Fucking, I can't even talk.

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That was really goddamn hot.

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But, um, yeah, she was using her nails on me and biting me and whispering awful, awesome

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things in my ear.

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And, um, it kind of progressed from there.

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We got on the highway and at some point she told me to take my tits out of my bra.

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And so my tits are hanging out.

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We're on the highway.

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And my boyfriend's kind of drunk and he's, like, freaking out that we're going to get

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pulled over.

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And at some point through all of this, like, she's topping me and she's kind of topping

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him at the same time.

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At some point she told him to miss the highway exit so that she had more time.

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And anyway, she was doing awesome things with her fingernails and she was playing with my

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nipples and then she told me to do that by myself while she tortured me other ways.

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And then I had a ridiculously awesome orgasm on the highway.

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And then he pulled off the highway and turned around.

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But that was the only public experience I've had with a girl.

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As for guys, I haven't done anything.

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I'm the kind of person who I just like fucking in my bed.

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I like doing crazy shit in my bed.

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But I like fucking in my bed because it's comfy and it's soft.

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I don't like to fuck.

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I don't discriminate against the place.

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Well, yeah.

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I mean, I would too.

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But I'm just like, I don't know, I'm not an exhibitionist as opposed to these two,

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speaking of Leo and the Master Boyfriend fiancé things, they're both exhibitionists.

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And I'm just like, I don't really care.

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So, yes, the most adventurous place I have had sex with a guy is on the floor,

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which sounds awful, but that's true.

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And I've masturbated at work several times.

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But the riskiest place I've ever masturbated was on an airplane.

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Not in the bathroom, in my seat.

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I don't know if I have you beat with that one, class.

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But not in the bathroom.

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I wasn't in the bathroom.

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I was in the bathroom when I did it.

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Oh, you fucked in an airplane bathroom?

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I know.

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I masturbated in an airplane.

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I consider masturbating in an airplane being in Mile High Club 2.

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Oh, okay.

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If you couldn't hear that, she masturbated in an airplane bathroom once,

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but I did it still in my seat because I didn't want to get up.

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And airplane bathrooms always smell like disinfectant nasty, which isn't sexy at all.

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But yeah, that's the most adventurous place I've had sex, and so are hers.

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Yeah, cool.