Okay, so I'm waking up, it's morning time for me, and I'm gonna do the Q&A time.
Okay, question one.
If there were three gods, what would their names be and what would they control?
Okay.
One of them would control the tides.
Wait, no, not that.
That's stupid.
I actually, I can't even remotely fathom this question.
I can't, like, as a stout devout 99.9% atheist, 0.1% agnostic, I can't even wrap my head around
this question.
I'm a man of fucking science and I can't do faith in anything, so I can't even theoretically
do this question.
So if there were three gods, they'd be named Humpty Dumpty, fucking, I can't even think
of anything else.
They'd all be named Humpty Dumpty and they would just all fall down all the time.
There you go.
Given the Kraft macaroni and cheese, Kraft Dinner, I lived in Canada for a while, Kraft
Dinner isn't healthy to eat as it is tasty, who would you sentence to death by eating
it and why?
The Kool-Aid Man.
I think it'd be hilarious and I think the Kool-Aid Man would die from eating Kraft
Dinner faster than us, given that he doesn't have a liver or a kidney to siphon out toxins.
Yeah.
So the Kool-Aid Man.
Your significant others'd offers to buy you a vibrator, what do you name it and do you
make a bed for it?
I've got like five vibrators already, so if he were to buy me another one, I'm trying
to think of which one he would buy me or which one I would ask for.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter which one it was.
So my vibrators are already named Veronica, Victor, there's Keith, there's, oh shit,
what's my Hitachi called, oh god, what's it called, oh god, Catherine I think is my Hitachi.
So I'm prefer- I have preference, I'm preferential, that's the word, to naming vibrators starting
with V, but if I can't think of something or it doesn't seem like a V of either sex
or anything, then I think my next vibrator is going to be named Spock.
I think that's actually a thing.
And no, I don't make a bed for it because I've got a drawer of vibrators and sex toys
and I would just open my drawer, plop the vibrator in the drawer, shut the drawer.
It's my bedside table.
The great, the great Twinkie extinction was a lie.
What else aside from an obvious baked good is a lie?
The cake.
Aw shit, you said obvious baked good, nevermind.
Um, fuck, um, Jesus, Jesus is a lie, you made me think of that with question number one.
So yeah, Jesus, um, you have fallen under an unfortunate curse, the curse of the unchanging
domicile entrance pose wherein every time you walk into your house you must make the
same pose and hold it for 30 seconds.
Describe this pose and how those who see you do it will react, this can include pets.
Okay, the pose, if you look up on Google right now, Manderville man, M-A-N-D-E-R-V-I-L-L-E,
man.
That is the pose that I would make every time I come into my house.
And because I played, do play, Final Fantasy XIV a lot, a lot, and um, that's just like
the best thing ever.
So I would make the Manderville man pose every time I walk in my house and my neighbors across
the hallway, there's nobody living there right now so I don't feel bad about that, once they
moved in they'd probably think I was fucking weird but whatever.
My dog would probably try to run away because the door would be open and she'd be like freedom!
So we'd have to figure something out there, she doesn't even care.
My boyfriend would expect it because I do do that pose quite frequently when I say something
that requires that pose.
So yeah.
If you could star in the remake of any film, which one would you choose and who would be
your co-star?
Ah shit, I don't like acting, um, but, um, hmmm, thinking, I'm having an issue with
this one.
Like what immediately steps into mind is Harry Potter, but I love Harry Potter, but I don't
like the movies as much as I like the books.
But I would want Emma Watson to be my co-star, because fuck yeah, that chick's so hot, she
always has been, argh!
But then I'd have to be like Ron or Harry, and I'm a chick.
So, um, I don't know.
These are hard questions dude, you thought this shit through, holy crap, um, I, I don't
watch a lot of movies, I'm not gonna lie, please don't hit me.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't, what do you feel like when you don't
feel like a nut?
I feel like Gemini, I feel pretty much like Gemini, um, but maybe sometimes I feel like,
um, instead of like a nut, I feel like Nutella, cause that shit's delicious and I'm delicious,
so yeah, um, question eight, I like cheesecake, that's not a question.
Question nine, New York cheesecakes, blablabla, good thing I'm doing this when I just woke
up.
Question number nine, New York cheesecake specifically.
Question number ten, do you have any?
Don't know if it's a New York cheesecake, but I went to the cheesecake factory like
a week ago and I only eat like a bite of cheesecake at a time, so I got a piece of cheesecake
to go and so I still have some of it in my fridge.
It's their Kahlua cheesecake, it's got a brownie crust to it, and it's like amazing.
I love coffee and I love Kahlua, so yeah.
Why are all the clouds green?
Okay, well, this could be for many reasons.
You are wearing green colored glasses, you are under the sea, but you are still close
enough to the surface to see the clouds.
The earth has a giant layer of green plastic wrap over it.
You are gonna die soon.
So those are a lot of the reasons, yeah, that.