1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,520 Okay, so I'm waking up, it's morning time for me, and I'm gonna do the Q&A time. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,480 Okay, question one. 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:20,760 If there were three gods, what would their names be and what would they control? 4 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,740 Okay. 5 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:31,480 One of them would control the tides. 6 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:36,280 Wait, no, not that. 7 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,280 That's stupid. 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:42,280 I actually, I can't even remotely fathom this question. 9 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:56,800 I can't, like, as a stout devout 99.9% atheist, 0.1% agnostic, I can't even wrap my head around 10 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,800 this question. 11 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:08,240 I'm a man of fucking science and I can't do faith in anything, so I can't even theoretically 12 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,960 do this question. 13 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:21,320 So if there were three gods, they'd be named Humpty Dumpty, fucking, I can't even think 14 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 of anything else. 15 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:26,320 They'd all be named Humpty Dumpty and they would just all fall down all the time. 16 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 There you go. 17 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:32,280 Given the Kraft macaroni and cheese, Kraft Dinner, I lived in Canada for a while, Kraft 18 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:37,400 Dinner isn't healthy to eat as it is tasty, who would you sentence to death by eating 19 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,840 it and why? 20 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,840 The Kool-Aid Man. 21 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:49,960 I think it'd be hilarious and I think the Kool-Aid Man would die from eating Kraft 22 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:57,800 Dinner faster than us, given that he doesn't have a liver or a kidney to siphon out toxins. 23 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,800 Yeah. 24 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,240 So the Kool-Aid Man. 25 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,600 Your significant others'd offers to buy you a vibrator, what do you name it and do you 26 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,480 make a bed for it? 27 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:15,080 I've got like five vibrators already, so if he were to buy me another one, I'm trying 28 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,320 to think of which one he would buy me or which one I would ask for. 29 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,380 It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter which one it was. 30 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:35,840 So my vibrators are already named Veronica, Victor, there's Keith, there's, oh shit, 31 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:51,280 what's my Hitachi called, oh god, what's it called, oh god, Catherine I think is my Hitachi. 32 00:02:51,280 --> 00:03:02,600 So I'm prefer- I have preference, I'm preferential, that's the word, to naming vibrators starting 33 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,920 with V, but if I can't think of something or it doesn't seem like a V of either sex 34 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:16,040 or anything, then I think my next vibrator is going to be named Spock. 35 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:20,320 I think that's actually a thing. 36 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:24,240 And no, I don't make a bed for it because I've got a drawer of vibrators and sex toys 37 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,000 and I would just open my drawer, plop the vibrator in the drawer, shut the drawer. 38 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,600 It's my bedside table. 39 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:37,280 The great, the great Twinkie extinction was a lie. 40 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,920 What else aside from an obvious baked good is a lie? 41 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,920 The cake. 42 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,400 Aw shit, you said obvious baked good, nevermind. 43 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:56,160 Um, fuck, um, Jesus, Jesus is a lie, you made me think of that with question number one. 44 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:05,680 So yeah, Jesus, um, you have fallen under an unfortunate curse, the curse of the unchanging 45 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:11,040 domicile entrance pose wherein every time you walk into your house you must make the 46 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,200 same pose and hold it for 30 seconds. 47 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,720 Describe this pose and how those who see you do it will react, this can include pets. 48 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:28,160 Okay, the pose, if you look up on Google right now, Manderville man, M-A-N-D-E-R-V-I-L-L-E, 49 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,160 man. 50 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:34,560 That is the pose that I would make every time I come into my house. 51 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:47,000 And because I played, do play, Final Fantasy XIV a lot, a lot, and um, that's just like 52 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 the best thing ever. 53 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:55,960 So I would make the Manderville man pose every time I walk in my house and my neighbors across 54 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,360 the hallway, there's nobody living there right now so I don't feel bad about that, once they 55 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,760 moved in they'd probably think I was fucking weird but whatever. 56 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:13,600 My dog would probably try to run away because the door would be open and she'd be like freedom! 57 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:19,960 So we'd have to figure something out there, she doesn't even care. 58 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:27,460 My boyfriend would expect it because I do do that pose quite frequently when I say something 59 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,820 that requires that pose. 60 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:32,460 So yeah. 61 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:37,520 If you could star in the remake of any film, which one would you choose and who would be 62 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,520 your co-star? 63 00:05:38,520 --> 00:06:01,360 Ah shit, I don't like acting, um, but, um, hmmm, thinking, I'm having an issue with 64 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,360 this one. 65 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:08,960 Like what immediately steps into mind is Harry Potter, but I love Harry Potter, but I don't 66 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,200 like the movies as much as I like the books. 67 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:19,600 But I would want Emma Watson to be my co-star, because fuck yeah, that chick's so hot, she 68 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,960 always has been, argh! 69 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:30,920 But then I'd have to be like Ron or Harry, and I'm a chick. 70 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:40,640 So, um, I don't know. 71 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:51,560 These are hard questions dude, you thought this shit through, holy crap, um, I, I don't 72 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,680 watch a lot of movies, I'm not gonna lie, please don't hit me. 73 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,400 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't, what do you feel like when you don't 74 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,560 feel like a nut? 75 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:13,040 I feel like Gemini, I feel pretty much like Gemini, um, but maybe sometimes I feel like, 76 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:20,800 um, instead of like a nut, I feel like Nutella, cause that shit's delicious and I'm delicious, 77 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:28,040 so yeah, um, question eight, I like cheesecake, that's not a question. 78 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:33,480 Question nine, New York cheesecakes, blablabla, good thing I'm doing this when I just woke 79 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,800 up. 80 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,700 Question number nine, New York cheesecake specifically. 81 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:41,800 Question number ten, do you have any? 82 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:46,620 Don't know if it's a New York cheesecake, but I went to the cheesecake factory like 83 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:51,600 a week ago and I only eat like a bite of cheesecake at a time, so I got a piece of cheesecake 84 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:56,320 to go and so I still have some of it in my fridge. 85 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:03,560 It's their Kahlua cheesecake, it's got a brownie crust to it, and it's like amazing. 86 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:10,480 I love coffee and I love Kahlua, so yeah. 87 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,560 Why are all the clouds green? 88 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,720 Okay, well, this could be for many reasons. 89 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:21,280 You are wearing green colored glasses, you are under the sea, but you are still close 90 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:25,520 enough to the surface to see the clouds. 91 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:33,000 The earth has a giant layer of green plastic wrap over it. 92 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:38,960 You are gonna die soon. 93 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:56,000 So those are a lot of the reasons, yeah, that.