Okay, Morning Threat. I was up very late last night doing, um,
Cardigans Humanity with Bits and Turnips. It was quite fun.
Hhhhhh... bar.
But yeah, um, I'm very tired, but I know that I have a lot of recording to do after a big backlog.
Because my week, I can't record very much.
And one day I can relieve my queue of stuff.
So, yeah. Okay.
Um, here's your question. Survey034A.
1. You've been good today and received $50 at the local mall.
On any goods slash services, single or combo purchase.
What do? What? Okay, this is like, math kind of. No, maybe.
Why would- okay, first of all, I'm good today.
Like, is the mall, like, giving me a treat?
Um, on any goods slash services.
So, are these services that only malls tend to offer?
Because if not, like, I couldn't think of a lot of things.
But, I would probably just spend the $50, like, on buying myself some stuff at Sephora.
Which, 50 bucks doesn't get you much at Sephora.
And maybe a pretzel? $50 is not much money.
So, I don't know.
So, yeah. Um, question two.
2. You're waiting on a park bench and observe three fairly plain, young, similar-looking guys that differ in these ways.
Guy A is walking across the interior. Guy B is pushing his six-year-old niece on the swing.
Guy C is slacklining between two trees. Which one is most appealing, if any at all?
First of all, I feel so stupid, but I don't know what slacklining is.
So, I'm going to Google define slacklining and see the activity of that thing.
So, it's like high roping.
Okay.
Add the activity or sport of balancing on a rope or strip of webbing at a fixed high above the ground, but not stretched so as to be taut.
So, it's like taut rope, but it's loose rope.
Okay. Um, Guy A, if anything, if I gotta choose, the one who's walking across the interior,
because Guy B likes kids, and I hate children, and I hate everything to do with children,
and I don't want somebody who likes kids.
Um, Guy C is like a jock, athletic-y type, probably.
Um, that's boring. I don't know why I hate that.
So, um, yeah.
Guy A, because I have a doggie, a little doggie, and so does he, and maybe our little doggies could be friends or something.
Yeah.
Okay, question three.
We're looking for a sweet gift that is cheap slash free but shows a lot of effort. Prep time up to three hours if you choose.
What's your go-to plan if you're lacking ideas? Well, it's something we can talk about, I guess.
Okay, well, it depends on who the gift is for.
Um, because if the gift is for, like, a significant other, and it's for, like, a random day,
I would probably make him a card, um, like a fanciful card with, like, art supplies and, like,
found objects and stuff, because I got three hours, possibly.
Um, another thing that I would do, um, sweet gift, like, if it's for a friend or even a boyfriend, it doesn't matter.
I would use sidewalk chalk in front of their apartment and our house, and draw an awesome ship,
and shhhhhh. Like, say your awesome and, like, draw around their car, I dunno, it could be really cool,
like, to do the sidewalk chalk thing but it sounds really lame. I promise it's not that lame,
because I've done it before. It's pretty fun and cool. They're like, whoa, they don't expect anything.
and then there's like sidewalks everywhere and it's like, I'm special!
So, um, yeah.
Both of those cards or
Chalk Assault.
You stop at the store on your way home to get a few needed things
and you catch a 7 out of 10 cutie
staring you down from the aisle seeing as they're caught looking
Charlie picks up a can of tomato soup and starts reading the nutritional label.
You continue grabbing the last items that it's obvious they're following you.
Just before paying a check out they show up and offer to pay for your things.
They're fairly nervous and jokingly say, the last person did the same
for me last time pay it forward. It's a saying goes, I guess,
what do you do? Also, what do you do if the person does 5 out of 10
or 9 out of 10? Well,
um, my reaction
for the 7, 5, and 9 at first
is probably the same.
Actually, no, the 5 and 7, I'd be like
why'd you, why'd you do it for me instead of
just like whoever the fuck? Cause it would be a girl. I don't know.
It would be a boy. It would be a girl. And so
cause it's a guy, girl, whatever.
On your own personal track and the scale. So girl, and
um, I would be like, why'd you follow me
instead of just doing it for the person?
In front of you. And
with the 9 out of 10, um,
I might just like
blush horribly, give them a business
card, and run away.
Um, cause
I'd be like, why, why? Um, the 7
and 5, I would try to like talk to them and figure out like
why me? And see if they're
interested. Cause I don't know if I'm interested until I get to know them, but
I don't think, I mean, I don't
rate people on like 5, 10, 7, 10,
9, 10. I mean, not in that way.
I think everybody is like a 6 or above.
Because everybody has their own unique shit that's like, except for
okay, there's no like for me, there's no
5, 4,
or 3's. There's like 2's and 1's, and
then there's like 6, 7, 8, 9.
So, anyway, wait, what am I talking about?
Oh yeah. Yeah, if it was a 9, I'd run away, and if it was a 5
or a 7, I'd try to get some of them. Um,
yeah. Um, describe one fairly
simple achievable dream that you, for some reason, are fairly certain will never happen.
It can be kinda dumb slash lame for funsies. For example,
I'd love to know how to swing dance, swing dancing.
I'd love to know. Oh, I'd like to know
enough swing dancing, okay cool, to have fun with a bae
at a friend's wedding, but every friend of mine and person too shy to start
for lessons myself. Um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um,
um, I'm really hungry, so my brain
really wants food. So,
um, images go with that
for now, cause I haven't eaten in a very long
time. Like, 15 hours.
Um, so,
yeah, um, I would say
one fairly simple achievable dream, cause all I have to do is save money a little bit.
And, I wanna dine
at a Michelin star restaurant.
Ugh, you didn't hear me, a Michelin star restaurant.
And, those are typically
expensive, which is fine, it's not that big of a deal. The money
it's more just like actually going there and making the reservations
and feeling awkward and being like, I don't belong here, I'm not fucking fancy
enough, what the fuck am I doing here? I'm like five.
And, yeah, probably that, honestly.
Um, I think that qualifies
as kinda dumb slash lame. So,
yeah, um, these are the questions. They've helped you
wake me up. I very much appreciate this opportunity to answer
your random stuff. So, and my inhibition just kicked off.
So, now it's time to record the super serial stuff.
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