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Okay, Morning Threat. I was up very late last night doing, um,

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Cardigans Humanity with Bits and Turnips. It was quite fun.

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Hhhhhh... bar.

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But yeah, um, I'm very tired, but I know that I have a lot of recording to do after a big backlog.

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Because my week, I can't record very much.

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And one day I can relieve my queue of stuff.

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So, yeah. Okay.

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Um, here's your question. Survey034A.

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1. You've been good today and received $50 at the local mall.

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On any goods slash services, single or combo purchase.

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What do? What? Okay, this is like, math kind of. No, maybe.

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Why would- okay, first of all, I'm good today.

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Like, is the mall, like, giving me a treat?

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Um, on any goods slash services.

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So, are these services that only malls tend to offer?

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Because if not, like, I couldn't think of a lot of things.

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But, I would probably just spend the $50, like, on buying myself some stuff at Sephora.

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Which, 50 bucks doesn't get you much at Sephora.

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And maybe a pretzel? $50 is not much money.

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So, I don't know.

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So, yeah. Um, question two.

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2. You're waiting on a park bench and observe three fairly plain, young, similar-looking guys that differ in these ways.

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Guy A is walking across the interior. Guy B is pushing his six-year-old niece on the swing.

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Guy C is slacklining between two trees. Which one is most appealing, if any at all?

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First of all, I feel so stupid, but I don't know what slacklining is.

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So, I'm going to Google define slacklining and see the activity of that thing.

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So, it's like high roping.

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Okay.

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Add the activity or sport of balancing on a rope or strip of webbing at a fixed high above the ground, but not stretched so as to be taut.

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So, it's like taut rope, but it's loose rope.

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Okay. Um, Guy A, if anything, if I gotta choose, the one who's walking across the interior,

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because Guy B likes kids, and I hate children, and I hate everything to do with children,

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and I don't want somebody who likes kids.

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Um, Guy C is like a jock, athletic-y type, probably.

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Um, that's boring. I don't know why I hate that.

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So, um, yeah.

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Guy A, because I have a doggie, a little doggie, and so does he, and maybe our little doggies could be friends or something.

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Yeah.

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Okay, question three.

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We're looking for a sweet gift that is cheap slash free but shows a lot of effort. Prep time up to three hours if you choose.

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What's your go-to plan if you're lacking ideas? Well, it's something we can talk about, I guess.

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Okay, well, it depends on who the gift is for.

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Um, because if the gift is for, like, a significant other, and it's for, like, a random day,

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I would probably make him a card, um, like a fanciful card with, like, art supplies and, like,

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found objects and stuff, because I got three hours, possibly.

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Um, another thing that I would do, um, sweet gift, like, if it's for a friend or even a boyfriend, it doesn't matter.

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I would use sidewalk chalk in front of their apartment and our house, and draw an awesome ship,

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and shhhhhh. Like, say your awesome and, like, draw around their car, I dunno, it could be really cool,

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like, to do the sidewalk chalk thing but it sounds really lame. I promise it's not that lame,

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because I've done it before. It's pretty fun and cool. They're like, whoa, they don't expect anything.

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and then there's like sidewalks everywhere and it's like, I'm special!

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So, um, yeah.

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Both of those cards or

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Chalk Assault.

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You stop at the store on your way home to get a few needed things

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and you catch a 7 out of 10 cutie

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staring you down from the aisle seeing as they're caught looking

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Charlie picks up a can of tomato soup and starts reading the nutritional label.

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You continue grabbing the last items that it's obvious they're following you.

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Just before paying a check out they show up and offer to pay for your things.

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They're fairly nervous and jokingly say, the last person did the same

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for me last time pay it forward. It's a saying goes, I guess,

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what do you do? Also, what do you do if the person does 5 out of 10

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or 9 out of 10? Well,

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um, my reaction

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for the 7, 5, and 9 at first

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is probably the same.

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Actually, no, the 5 and 7, I'd be like

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why'd you, why'd you do it for me instead of

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just like whoever the fuck? Cause it would be a girl. I don't know.

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It would be a boy. It would be a girl. And so

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cause it's a guy, girl, whatever.

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On your own personal track and the scale. So girl, and

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um, I would be like, why'd you follow me

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instead of just doing it for the person?

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In front of you. And

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with the 9 out of 10, um,

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blush horribly, give them a business

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card, and run away.

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I'd be like, why, why? Um, the 7

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and 5, I would try to like talk to them and figure out like

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why me? And see if they're

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interested. Cause I don't know if I'm interested until I get to know them, but

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rate people on like 5, 10, 7, 10,

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I think everybody is like a 6 or above.

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Because everybody has their own unique shit that's like, except for

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okay, there's no like for me, there's no

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or 3's. There's like 2's and 1's, and

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then there's like 6, 7, 8, 9.

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So, anyway, wait, what am I talking about?

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Oh yeah. Yeah, if it was a 9, I'd run away, and if it was a 5

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or a 7, I'd try to get some of them. Um,

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yeah. Um, describe one fairly

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simple achievable dream that you, for some reason, are fairly certain will never happen.

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It can be kinda dumb slash lame for funsies. For example,

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I'd love to know how to swing dance, swing dancing.

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I'd love to know. Oh, I'd like to know

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enough swing dancing, okay cool, to have fun with a bae

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at a friend's wedding, but every friend of mine and person too shy to start

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for lessons myself. Um,

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um, I'm really hungry, so my brain

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really wants food. So,

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um, images go with that

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for now, cause I haven't eaten in a very long

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time. Like, 15 hours.

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yeah, um, I would say

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one fairly simple achievable dream, cause all I have to do is save money a little bit.

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And, I wanna dine

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at a Michelin star restaurant.

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Ugh, you didn't hear me, a Michelin star restaurant.

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And, those are typically

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expensive, which is fine, it's not that big of a deal. The money

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it's more just like actually going there and making the reservations

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and feeling awkward and being like, I don't belong here, I'm not fucking fancy

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enough, what the fuck am I doing here? I'm like five.

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And, yeah, probably that, honestly.

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Um, I think that qualifies

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as kinda dumb slash lame. So,

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yeah, um, these are the questions. They've helped you

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wake me up. I very much appreciate this opportunity to answer

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your random stuff. So, and my inhibition just kicked off.

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